Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

"Every time I wake up from alcoholism, I will find that I have done stupid things, how can I break it!"Very urgent!Wait online! "

The old man burst into tears and posted the above on a well-known anonymous tree hole forum.

I have always tasted good wine, and I am a battle-tested hero of the wine country!But in the past month, I don't know how to do it. Every time I get drunk, I will do some stupid things!Either they were hit on the head by something, or they accidentally posted private pictures of family members, or they posted private pictures of themselves!I have no idea why it's going in this direction!

Although it didn't have a bad effect, I always feel that it's not right to go on like this, but if I quit drinking—one of the few hobbies in my life is alcohol!Wouldn't life be boring QAQ if I quit!

№1: A tearful alcoholic

In fact, I want to ask, how rich is LZ to be able to be so extravagant and drunk three times a month, that's three times!I'm waiting for people who can't even afford red wine-flavored nutritional supplements, okay?

№2: All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred towards LZ

I think LZ's biggest problem is not alcohol abstinence, but alcoholism. Is there an essential difference?But let’s not talk about being hit on the head, this must be someone who accidentally dropped an object from a height, and I seriously suggest that LZ sue the perpetrator.But the latter two, LZ, are you single?What did you say that you accidentally posted private pictures of your family members, why do I think it was an EX?And I posted my own private photos... Or do I feel like I'm posting with EX?

№3: Both are single

I am not single!But because of some problems, I can't be with my boyfriend for the time being, and before we met recently, I have been in a transnational relationship with my boyfriend for ten years, and we have not been in touch, but I am sure that I am in true love with my boyfriend!

And finally met recently, also confirmed this.So my feelings are very happy!But...the photos with him were indeed accidentally leaked...

№4: A tearful alcoholic

I feel like LZ you just got the disease of #不起礼男友会死#, it’s nothing, I used to be too.

And, show off quickly!I wish LZ an early breakup!

№5: Yes, I am a lovelorn dog!

It's booming and in a trance, what should my mother do? In this era, there are still people who can engage in long-distance love for 10 years without breaking up, and they haven't contacted at all in these 10 years. How can I believe it!

Laughing at LZ's IQ post!

№6: Mom, come and see the mentally handicapped

Actually, before I saw transnational love 10 years ago, I wanted to seriously and sincerely recommend LZ, because although LZ is a rich man, it is not wrong to be rich!But the mistake is to have money and show affection!And being shown to the point of being unbearable!Yes, I am a transnational love that has not survived for three months!

So 10 years?

Have you ever cheated on Liz?

Liz Has your boyfriend cheated on you?

№7: I will wait for LZ to answer

Hahahahaha, I am also convinced by the direction of this post!But like LS, I also want to know if you have cheated on LZ, I feel that you are such a bohemian and alcoholic person who can't control your lower body at all. Have you and your boyfriend communicated about this issue when you reconnected this time?In fact, I really don't think you two have been in love for 10 years after you have completely cut off contact for 10 years!

But I can feel that you still love EX very much, LZ, yes, this is called EX, and your current relationship is called reunion!

№8: LZ Ruanmeng let me tease him

...just saw LS and LSS's and LSSS's ID!Hahahahaha, I feel sorry for LZ! ! !

№9: I just watch and don’t speak

I feel that LZ is really pitiful, and was immediately ridiculed by the crowd.But I think it's really cute to be able to have a transnational love for 10 years and still firmly believe that each other is true love, but...why do you feel that LZ seems to have not yet graduated from higher education?After all, such a naive LZ is hard to find.

PS: If LZ really hasn't graduated from higher education, be careful drinking next time, in case he is discovered hahahaha.

№10: Harma Galaxy Summer Vacation Party Volunteer

I... have indeed cheated!In fact, I and my boyfriend are not young anymore, we have already passed the legal drinking age in our respective galaxies!

But both my boyfriend and I have passed the age of marriage, SO... In fact, I and my boyfriend have just established a relationship, and my boyfriend was married by the family.But before long, so did I.Then there was a problem with my boyfriend's inheritance rights ten years ago, we finally got through the difficulties together and decided to get back together.

But a lot has happened in this decade.

First of all, both my wife and my boyfriend's wife passed away, and we both have children.Then I was arranged for another marriage by my parents during the period. At that time, I thought that it was impossible to be with my boyfriend in this life, so I was a bit uninhibited...

After seeing her boyfriend again, he!very!eat!vinegar!The whole person is blackened! ! !

My face is almost pinched so hard that I can't see anyone QAQ!And it feels like it's not over yet...

Well, I admit that I am a scum, and I am inferior to my boyfriend in many aspects. I have changed my mind and cut off all ties with the unruly past.And also started to have a status in the family, becoming the head of the family, the only hope now is that the boyfriend's side can go smoothly.

№11: A tearful alcoholic

I feel that LZ is indeed a scum, although it feels more like writing a novel, post it!

№12: I give this script 0 points

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard!How can someone make it up so well, even if the royal family engages in a marriage, it is impossible to be as good as LZ said?It's ridiculous!

№13: I can laugh all day with this post

……

I just want to ask how old are you Liz?Are you an adult?Hahahahaha!

№156: Brain-disabled children have more fun

Jia Amnesty stared at the post full of anger, Nima didn't believe what the old man said!There are times when you regret it!post!

However, after posting the post angrily, the old man shrank back on the sofa in his newly purchased mansion on the star network, and then swiped his own Weibo.

[I just found out that the Elder Master is also a soul painter hahahahaha, this picture is awesome, my husband really wants to sleep for everyone, and the Elder Master is no exception! 】

【@恩大老师, I just want to ask you, do you still paint?Ask for more!Although I think you are not good enough for my prince!But this appearance...is enough for the time being! 】

[I think we should change the name of @恩大主, and call it Mrs. She!My wife is worshiped by me, already, please ask for more! ! ! 】

[I actually ate all of the cake with the knife hidden, and I still can't get enough of it hhhh~~ I feel that the old man's face is so emotional! 】

[Kneeling and licking every part of my crown prince as usual, and Mrs. Xi's appearance allows me to look forward to Lian Mengmeng growing up.This is simply the rhythm of going out in women's clothing and being called a sister! 】

[The old saying is useful: face is like a good woman!Sincerely do not deceive me!Mrs. Xi doesn't look like an IKEA IKEA room at first glance, don't marry the prince hahaha! 】

Jia Amnesty had a black face all the time but he let out a sigh of relief.

I want to thank the last time for Jia Lian to see what his mother looks like, especially for the way Jinjiang Jun processed his memory into a portrait, so this time it is the same...

Otherwise, if he really releases the original picture, he can already foresee what tricks this group of interstellar people with extraordinary abilities will find!

But now, the released pictures are misunderstood by everyone as paintings, which is simply a blessing in misfortune.

The old man rubbed his stupid hair——

Yes, in order to see the effect of his short hair, he directly asked Mr. Jin Jiang to change his image in the star network to short hair.Unfortunately, there are always a few hairs that are not very docile. Is this because I slept with my head tilted when I was a child?

And he even wore a military uniform of the same style as the short-haired prince, ahem, he just couldn't hold it up...

The old man compared the effect of what he wears with the effect of the short-haired prince. They both look about the same figure, but the effect is the difference between the buyer's show and the seller's show/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~.

Got scammed!

Grandpa thinks!This is definitely unreliable quality!

He researched and found that in addition to selling ready-made clothes, there are also those who specialize in custom-made clothes, that is, the legendary private tailors.The old man has been wearing haute couture all his life, and originally wanted to hire a private tailor, but he is poor recently, he has too many hands to regenerate, and there are still a lot of things he wants to buy!So the old man endured it.

The old man can only sigh once again that it is difficult to move without money, and even the basic quality of life cannot be guaranteed.Thinking that he hasn't found Soybean yet, the old man can only obediently leave the Star Network. After all, he still has to live broadcast to support his family.

His side is offline, but Major General Ron, the head of the special cyber force who has been in charge of the royal family's cyber security, is suffering from a headache!

When Jia She became popular for the first time, they had already found out that the brain account that caused so much ups and downs belonged to the prince...

Think about their mood at that time!

Are they all dumbfounded?

Their male god, their crown prince, and their prince actually made an ancient historical drama, and even gave his account to this primitive teenager who came out of nowhere?

Major General Ron directly contacted the prince's secretary at that time, requesting to speak with the prince.And he was immediately told by the prince that he would only record anything that happened after this account, and he could not tell anyone about it.

Major General Ron wanted to cry at that time, have you ever thought that your account itself is the highest authority of the empire, we are not qualified to monitor it at all!

However, after watching Jia Amnesty's live broadcast and Weibo with his own account, he realized that it's no wonder the crown prince didn't let him speak.He even began to suspect that the prince had found a galaxy that had a certain evolutionary process and remained in the original period?Otherwise, where did so many primitive species of animals come from?plant?What's even more exaggerated is that there are so many people!

Especially men!

Major General Ron, who has always rejected the use of technology to create a little boy, can use natural mating methods, and gave birth to three daughters with his wife, can't say how envious and jealous he is of Master She!

Of course, Major General Ron, who is quite astute, actually smelled something, such as the appearance behind Lian Mengmeng's eyes on the little emperor's grandson P...

Also like the pile of paintings that Jia She released today.

He didn't believe that this good-for-nothing old master was a soul painter, so he asked someone to process the pictures. After reading them, he silently put them in today's record. Let these be left to His Highness the Crown Prince.After all, he didn't want to ask whether it was really with His Royal Highness, or if it was handled in a special way.

The Secretary-General of Donggong Palace who routinely received the record knocked lightly on the door of the study room, opened the door without waiting for the person inside the door to respond, walked in gently, and then put the record on the living robot that was waiting by the bed. on the tray.

Afterwards, he took a longing look at the sleeping figure on the bed, went out again gently, and closed the door behind him.

It has been two years since His Royal Highness subverted the normal work schedule, so much so that the entire East Palace and even the core departments of the empire have increased their staff and changed them to two groups of morning shift and evening shift, creating many more jobs.

No one asked the reason why His Royal Highness suddenly subverted black and white.

This is their crown prince, their crown prince, and the future protector of their empire.

Three hours later, the figure on the bed finally woke up, slowly took off the sleep mask and put it aside, and then the male robot in military uniform also woke up from standby, saluted him, and then held the tray and said: " Your Highness, today's report."

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№1: This idiot, the old man, is blatantly YYing my male god. Why didn’t I tear up this little fairy with my hands, but felt so happy instead?

№2: You are not alone. In fact, the moment I saw so many pictures, I was stunned. I was caught off guard by so many poisonous sugars and looked so sweet. I didn’t expect it at all!

№3: 23333, but I never thought that such a playful scumbag would show such pure love, and the painting is still a childhood sweetheart!

№4: LS, have you all forgotten that the old man is desperately distributing dog food these days?I thought he changed his mind and bid farewell to the scumbag throne, but... Hahahahaha, I suddenly wonder how the mysterious prince in the play will deal with him!

№5: When you say that... I suddenly have an idea...

№6: When you say that... I suddenly have an idea... +1

№7: When you say that... I suddenly have an idea... +2

№8: You...won't you...

№9: Friends are also princes, princes, princes, think about it!

№10: _(:з」∠)_Don’t wishful thinking, His Royal Highness is said to be very busy, even the New Year’s greetings at the Spring Festival Gala are recorded and broadcasted, it’s crazy to think of him!I'll go and lick the picture sent by the old man again!Or be a little crazy, just give all his part to P and become me!

№11: LS cruelty does not explain!

№12: Not delusional at all, after all, I don’t want His Royal Highness to suffer at all. To the portal: [Dr. Coent: The waste prince in the ancient drama is in poor health. If the actor loses weight to such an extent for the sake of the plot , producers and directors should be punished by law! 】

№13: Damn, is it really so thin, isn't it a special effect?Doctor, dry your eyes and see clearly?

№14: Actually, I kind of admire the producer of the film crew, he is so not afraid of being killed...

№15: Don't you understand LS yet?The producer, the director, and the leading actor are obviously the same person 233333, the Star Children's Protection Association can't do anything about him, and the Star Actors Union probably can't do anything about him!

№16: +1, and the Interstellar Actors Guild has already said the last time Lian Mengmeng revealed that none of the actors in this crew was registered with the guild, so they are not protected by the guild, and the guild has no right to sue them.

№17: ...I have to say, the male protagonist is so awesome that I want to take off his pants!But don't talk about taking off his pants, he didn't even take off his vest!

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