Scumbags are always affectionate

A few days later, Wen Cheng walked into the yamen wearing gold and silver and showing off his might. As soon as he entered, everyone in the yamen from top to bottom began to tremble—either from fear or excitement!

After waiting for a while, the head catcher rushed out in a hurry, and it was obvious that he had put a lot of thought into the formal attire.

He served him a cup of tea flatteringly, and said: "Little lord, honored guest! Since you came, our mansion is full of luxuriance, and even the birds on the trees are flying around the door! Good luck! Good luck! Tell us what you need, and we will treat you well!"

233 has a deep shadow on this "honored guest" and "rewarding you well", and it complained expressionlessly: "I really don't want to hear this greeting speech again."

Wen Cheng touched its head secretly, and comforted 233, but he looked indifferent to the head catcher.

He sat in the yamen for a long time, picking a thorn, picking that thorn, and finally took a sip of tea and said: "I heard that you are investigating the case of the flower-picking thief recently, how is it going?"

When the head catcher heard the little prince asking about this matter, he was terrified and thought: This little prince is not here to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, right?No, I just went to plead guilty to the county king a few days ago!That person hasn't committed any new crimes recently!

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he repeatedly thought about what he did wrong. Could it be that the county king wanted to take this opportunity to take off his black hat?

The head catcher panicked and said: "That, that... still investigating! Most of the arresting officers have gone out to investigate the case now, don't worry, little prince, we will definitely do our best!"

Wen Cheng said "oh" lightly, with an unpredictable expression, he said casually: "I heard that there is a pretty little girl in the investigation team?"

The head catcher hurriedly nodded, turned around and shouted to the person: "Let Ni Mengxue come out to meet the prince!"

When Ni Mengxue came out and saluted Wen Cheng, Wen Cheng put down the teacup and sneered, "Can she do it? She looks soft and weak, don't catch the thief yet, but let someone pick it up instead."

What Wen Cheng said was quite frivolous, such a sentence in the script annoyed Ni Mengxue, and the two of them rushed to each other immediately.

However, at this moment, it was not like in the original script. Now the two of them were not alone. Although Ni Mengxue's expression was obviously stiff, she still clenched her fists and endured it.

After all, everyone is watching, so don't cause trouble.

But the head catcher smiled and helped explain: "Mengxue is an orphan, and was adopted by the old head catcher since she was a child. Don't look like she is a girl, she is very powerful. She caught her first thief at the age of seven. A few years ago The emperor passed by the fiefdom of the county king, Mengxue helped with a big event, and was given the surname 'Ni' by the emperor. Don't worry, little prince!"

Wen Cheng nodded, and the catcher brought up the name of the emperor, so it was naturally inconvenient for him to find fault.

Wen Cheng was a little happy. It turned out that the heroine didn't have a surname at the beginning, so Zhou Rongjin called her "Mengxue" probably out of habit, but he was a little distressed in his heart - he shouldn't have known this background.

After all, in the original script, Ni Mengxue and Xu Ranzhi were facing each other alone, and it was not easy to brag about themselves with Xu Ranzhi, which led to a bad impression of the two of them.

Xu Ranzhi thought that Ni Mengxue was a waste, and he was not wary of Ni Mengxue, which led to his being arrested later.

But now...well, according to the human design, he should be more vigilant instead?After all, the emperor personally bestowed his surname on the arrester, so he probably wasn't someone to wait for.

Therefore, Wen Cheng gave Ni Mengxue a complicated look, examining and guarding against her, seeming to be a little disdainful, but also a little admiring...

From the perspective of onlookers, this look is a bit like loving (not) killing each other.

Ni Mengxue frowned, and secretly observed the little prince, obviously feeling that his gaze was not right.

233 shouted excitedly: "It's done! It has successfully attracted the heroine's attention, and it seems to have reversed the plot!"

233 has the urge to burst into tears, so many worlds have passed, and this feeling of correcting the messy plot has never happened before!

Wen Cheng was also a little smug, and even the corner of his mouth involuntarily showed a smile that shouldn't be there...

From the perspective of bystanders, this is similar to "looking at the sweetheart showing a slight joy."

A certain bystander Zhou Rongjin saw this scene from a distance, wiped the sweat off his head indifferently, turned around and left.

His deputy chased after him desperately and said: "Brother Zhou, are you leaving now?! Then when you heard that the little prince is coming, why are you rushing back in such a hurry?! Just take a look?!"

Zhou Rongjin suddenly turned around and said, "You go back with me now and hand over the affairs. I'm going to be transferred."

The assistant looked confused and said, "Huh? Transfer?"

Zhou Rongjin nodded, and said calmly, "I didn't want to do it so soon, but someone is too disobedient and restless. It's better to keep an eye on it."

Deputy: "..."

Have no idea what you're talking about, but it feels like someone's going to have some bad luck...

Therefore, after the little prince Wen Cheng came to the yamen to look for Ni Mengxue, two major events happened that he had no idea about: First, it was rumored in the yamen that the little prince fell in love with Ni Mengxue. They all agree with this point (the heroine Ni Mengxue: I don’t have it! I think his eyes are super weird!).

Second, Zhou Rongjin, who was seconded by the little prince by name a few days ago, finally reported the matter to his boss, and the business transfer schedule started on the same day.

***

In this regard, the little prince Wen Cheng stayed at home without noticing it. He has been discussing with 233 the matter of "stealing fragrance and jade" that will be coming tonight.

233 persuaded without conscience: "Oh, host, please bear with me, these girls are actually a bunch of data and illusions! You know, in fact, the whole world is built based on the illusions in the minds of you and customers. As soon as you close your eyes and press your body... just pass by! (No wonder!)"

Wen Cheng was still struggling, and said, "But...it's still not very good..."

233 sighed, and decided to abandon morality (as if he said the same thing), and said: "Then you recall the process between you and Zhou Rongjin! You, now you are Zhou Rongjin's position! How did he treat you in the last world? Are you being rude? Just treat people a little bit, understand?!"

"Oh..." Wen Cheng's face turned red, but he hesitated and said, "Then...those girls...should be quite comfortable? Why are you still crying afterwards?"

At first, Wen Cheng felt that "rape" was always a bad thing.But when it comes to Zhou Rongjin, he can't help thinking of the last world, and the last world...

Hmm... Actually, it doesn't matter how rough it is...

233 was stunned by the word "comfortable" again, and immediately put away all sympathy, and said blankly: "...Maybe it's because Xu Ranzhi's skills are not very good."

#Suddenly, I don’t want to talk to the stupid host about the deep meaning behind this behavior, I just want to watch Zhou Rongjin suffer a dark loss that day! #

The tips of Wen Cheng's ears were burning, he nodded and said, "Oh, so it's like this..."

It turns out that Zhou Rongjin is skilled...

He just said, even if he could cry, he would cry during the process of things...

Hey, wait until I'm not ashamed to cry!No begging for mercy either!

Wen Cheng took a few deep breaths of clean air, and finally cooled his flushed face a bit, he said to 233: "Then... can you guide me this time? Don't sleep... I, I still don't understand. "

233 didn't even think about it, and said, "Of course! How about leaving you alone to deal with those hungry wolves?! I don't know who will eat them?! Whether you can attack is a question!"

233 always feels that with such a soft, cute and noble host, maybe the girls will push him to do something...

Wen Cheng: "Huh?"

Accidentally coughed up 233 who spoke the truth, and said, "Ahem, anyway, don't worry! I will always be with you!"

Wen Cheng: "Oh..."

So, Wen Cheng was so happy that he put on his night clothes, sneaked out from the wall, and rushed to the girl's small attic.

The attic has red tiles and yellow walls, surrounded by green trees.A vine climbed up around the wall, and a bunch of beautiful small white flowers bloomed in the window, with a charming fragrance.

Wen Cheng gently opened a small hole, lit the incense and threw it in, and at about the same time, he pushed open the window and jumped into the room.

This room is the boudoir of the girl's house, with bookcases and rouge standing on the wall, and a small table next to the window with tea sets and tea buckets on it.The bed is placed between the bookcase and the window. It is made of wood on three sides, leaving only one side for entry and exit.

Wen Cheng walked a few steps quietly, and found that the side of the bed that went in and out was covered with thick gauze, and the shadows of the gauze were heavy, and the figures inside were faintly seen through by the moonlight, no matter what, they couldn't see clearly.

There was a maid in blue clothes sleeping under the bed, Wen Cheng walked in and poked her on the face, but she didn't respond, it seems that Mixiang is really useful.

233 "tsk tsk" twice, looked at the girls who were unconscious in sleep, and said, "This mist is really good!"

Wen Cheng raised his head and looked around again, and said, "Well... I always feel that something is different when I came here last time..."

For example, the bed yarn was not so thick the last time I was here.

233 didn't feel anything, it thought Wen Cheng was backing off again, paused it and said: "Otherwise, you can masturbate yourself, in short, put some traces in it, so that the girl feels that she was raped by that or something! "

Wen Cheng thought about it, and felt that this method was the most reliable.

233 paused, and said: "However... this method will probably damage your reputation..."

Wen Cheng looked at it suspiciously.

233 coughed and said: "Well...girls are different from boys. The first time there is something between them, the flower picker will pick that...well, if you can't pick it. The hostess may suspect that it is because you are too old. short……"

233 compared the length, and said, "Hmm... one centimeter?"

Wen Cheng looked confused: "..."

233 quickly comforted: "It's okay, it's a virtual world anyway, prestige or something, in the real world, only the hostess and customers will know. Playing a villain is really not easy!"

Wen Cheng: "...Thank you."

233: "Hehe, no thanks."

Wen Cheng said that he didn't want to talk to 233 anymore, and jumped onto the bed at once, pressing the person under him.

Wen Cheng clasped his palms together, and said in his heart: "Actor girl in the virtual world, please give me your advice, don't dislike me too much...Although I don't have much experience."

233 floated outside the curtain, shouting: "How is it, have you gone up?"

Wen Cheng let out a "hmm".

233 said: "Just as I taught you, first untie her clothes and take them off gently..."

The bed was pitch black, and the moonlight couldn't get in when the bed curtain was lowered, so Wen Cheng had no choice but to reach out to touch the person under him.Her clothes were rusty and thick, not like clothes that should be worn to sleep.

Wen Cheng was puzzled for a moment, and 233 urged outside again.There was no other way, Wen Cheng had no choice but to bite the bullet and touch her waist, and undo her tie.

Wen Cheng peeled off her clothes layer by layer along the belt to reveal her skin, but the girl's skin was not as soft as imagined, but rather hard.

Wen Cheng was stunned for a moment, feeling that the body beneath him was very familiar, more like... Zhou Rongjin...

Is it because I miss him too much?

233 urged him again: "Are you ready?! Did you take off your clothes?!"

Wen Cheng stopped and said, "That..."

233 hurriedly said: "When you're done taking it off, kiss her to swell her lips, or bite her if it doesn't work, and leave some marks..."

Wen Cheng's train of thought was interrupted. He, who had never touched a girl's body before, finally shook off his doubts amid 233's urging voice.

Wen Cheng touched casually in the dark, and finally touched the person's face, then bent down and kissed the person's lips, the more he kissed, the more familiar he felt.

Zhou Rongjin...is Zhou Rongjin, right?

Outside the bed, 233 is still guiding seriously, saying: "After the kiss is over, you are touching down, there is a soft place under the neck, you should rub it hard...it would be best if it turns blue!"

Wen Cheng was startled, but his hands trembled a little. He tremblingly touched the "girl"'s not-so-smooth chin, and then slid it to her neck—a round bump rolled slightly.

Adam's apple?Is this... an Adam's apple?

A man's Adam's apple?

Wen Cheng was stunned, but he habitually didn't stop the movements of his hands.

It's like subconsciously knowing that I'm going to die, but there is no definite evidence to prove it, and I still want to deceive myself...

233 still shouted outside: "It's just a little bit below the neck! You should touch it! She also has it in Ping!"

Going down, the chest is also hard... how can there be any softness?

Wen Cheng touched for a long time, and finally touched a very small, soft place, and then he pinched it hard...

The person on the bed let out a familiar muffled hum, and Wen Cheng froze completely.

The sword of Damocles, trembling as if hanging above his head, finally fell down.

After three or four seconds, Wen Cheng finally came to his senses and shouted: "Zhou Rongjin! This person is Zhou Rongjin!" He turned his head and got off the bed and was about to run.

"Oh no, have you finished it yet? Why are you screaming? What if you wake up..." Seeing Wen Cheng lift the curtain, 233 still had some doubts. say what?"

Wen Cheng shouted: "I said, Zhou... um!"

However, the person on the bed suddenly moved, grabbed the ankle of the person who was about to run away, pulled him back, pressed down on his back, and said in a low voice: "You want to run after you're done flirting? Isn't it too irresponsible? "

Wen Cheng stammered: "Zhou, Zhou Rongjin..."

The man bit Wen Cheng's lips hard, and only let go when Wen Cheng was about to suffocate, and said, "Well, it's me. But I'm curious, what is the little prince doing?"

Zhou Rongjin pressed close to Wen Cheng's ear, his voice was low and hoarse and gradually dangerous, and said, "Who did you think I was just now, huh?"