Scumbags are always affectionate
Chapter 45#Flower Picking Thief vs Catch Fast#
When Wen Cheng said to go to brothels, he didn't really want to go to brothels.He originally intended to find an excuse to make it inconvenient for Zhou Rongjin to follow him, so that he could continue to explore the way.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Rongjin stared at Wen Cheng like a knife for a long time, then suddenly said: "Don't dare, but this is a dark night, I'm afraid that the little prince will be in danger, so let me escort you there along the way."
Wen Cheng was about to nod when he heard the word "dare not", but he was dumbfounded when he heard the second half of the sentence: "Ah? You want to send me there?"
Zhou Rongjin nodded, respectfully and seriously said: "Yes."
Zhou Rongjin thought a lot during this period of time. His first reaction in his mind was to seal up all brothels across the country, and quickly let all the girls go home to marry. Of course, this is very unrealistic.
His second reaction was to report decisively to the county king, the sooner the better, it would be best if the little prince hadn't even held hands with those girls, oh no, it'd be best when he didn't even look at them He was taken home by the county king.
However, there are probably only two endings in this way: either get a beating (Zhou Rongjin looked at the young man's supple and thin skin, and felt really reluctant); or the county king understood the little prince's needs and stuffed him with a bunch of spare rooms (It's better to be beaten...).
Therefore, this approach was also pressed in Zhou Rongjin's mind.
Zhou Rongjin thought about it, and finally decided to follow Wen Cheng, and then secretly do some sabotage.
Wen Cheng felt that he had dug a deep hole for himself, and Zhou Rongjin pushed himself down decisively.Wen Cheng stared blankly at Zhou Rongjin, and there was no reaction for a moment.
Before Wen Cheng could think of the reason for refusing his escort, Zhou Rongjin bowed his head in salute, stretched out his hand and said, "My lord, please first."
Wen Cheng: "..."
Wen Cheng thought of a more serious problem - he has just been in this world for a day, and he still doesn't know where the brothel is... _(:зゝ∠)_
233: "Zizi——" (system repairing ing)
Wen Cheng turned his head to look at his own system that was emitting green smoke, silently covering his face...
Anyway, when 233 is needed, it is always unreliable!
233 Struggling: "Zi-Zi-Zi-" (Translation: Hey, stupid host, you are an insult to the personality of this brain!)
**
Adhering to the two principles of "go wherever you want to go" and "if you go wrong, just say you want to go shopping", Wen Cheng finally found the location of the brothel after about an hour.
And 233 finally healed his "self-harm trauma".
The first time 233 restarted, it bumped into a big red plaque with a circle of bright yellow lanterns hanging around it, and it was so scared that it quickly retreated several feet.
After taking a few steps back, 233 finally saw where they came from. It was a three-storey building with lots of guests in front of the door and bright lights inside.
only……
233 stared blankly at the three big characters of "Yihongyuan" in front of him, and silently complained that the screenwriter was so vulgar!
Of course, when an old bustard named "Ru Hua" came out of the door, wearing a red dress and a green jacket, with a matchmaker mole on his mouth, he felt that what he said just now seemed a bit premature.
But the host obviously has no opinion on this matter...
Because Wen Cheng was looking at the girls who looked like flowers and butterflies in the door and hesitated, he turned his head and said to his family Zhou Rongjin: "That... are you still going?"
Zhou Rongjin glanced at him and said, "Let's go."
He stepped forward quickly, and whispered a few words to the enthusiastic Ruhua old bustard, and the smile of Ruhua old bustard froze on his face.
Zhou Rongjin's thin lips raised a smile that was not a smile to Ruhua's old bustard, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a low voice: "Boss Ruhua, I wish you a prosperous business in the future."
Ruhua laughed "hehe" twice, it couldn't be more embarrassing.
She turned her head slowly, squeezed a smile and said, "That...is the little prince..."
Wen Cheng always felt that she was smiling very strangely, so he managed to run away without turning around, looked at her many times, and then nodded hesitantly.
Wen Cheng was a little scared, poked 233 and said, "Well, is it... What did Xu Ranzhi do to her before? Her smile is so pervasive..."
233 thought about it for a while, if Xu Ranzhi, the flower picker, did something, he would probably do "that".
233 looked at Boss Ruhua's age, appearance, and figure, and said with a black face, "Um...the screenwriter probably doesn't have such a big scale and heavy taste?"
When Ruhua saw Wen Cheng nodding her head, she gave two unnatural "hehe" and scolded countless "sons of a bitch" in her heart, but her mouth was extremely enthusiastic, and she greeted: "Please come inside! Rare guest!" ! Distinguished guest! I have to treat you well!"
As Hua said, she took the little prince's hand and walked inside.
The king of the county didn't let Xu Ranzhi come to the brothel, so naturally he not only talked about it at home, but also greeted the major brothels.That means, if anyone wants to receive the little prince, he can just pack his bags and get out of his fief.
But in fact, when Xu Ranzhi really wanted to come, the bustards really dared not refuse to welcome him.The county king can't afford to offend, and the little prince can't afford to offend either!The little prince was not happy, and they couldn't bear to walk around either.
Therefore, if any brothel sees Xu Ranzhi one day, it definitely sees the god of decline.
Either the bustard has to ask someone to smash up the shop himself, and tell the little prince that it can't open today; or the bustard has to set fire to smoke all the people away.
After coming and going, Xu Ranzhi also knew that it was his own problem, and gradually stopped coming.After all, those who want to do things but are frightened by various incidents will not only fail to complete the work, but also tend to "destroy" from then on.
Who knows, the bad god who hasn't been here for a long time has come to Yihong Courtyard again.
However... Even if she knew she was a bad boy, Ru Hua had to grit her teeth and invite her to her home!
It's just that Ruhua doesn't know that "Little Shuaishen" is also heartbroken now...
When he was finally able to escape in a fair manner, Wen Cheng turned his head and saw Zhou Rongjin standing at the door, the young man smiled at him in bewilderment and said, "I wish the little prince a good night."
Wen Cheng: "QAQ..."
233 Candles: "...Host, your expression is so tragic!"
#Some things you know when you know them, don’t say them out QAQ#
***
Half an hour later, in Yihong courtyard.
233 broke down and yelled: "This shit is VIP treatment?! This shit is hospitality?! When I just turned it on?!"
Wen Cheng was very happy. He sat on the stool and listened to the little song, then took a piece of delicate pastry and lightly bit his mouth, and said, "Well...but you just started the machine..."
233's face was full of black lines: "...Hello!"
#If you are the host, don’t tear it down abruptly, okay? ! #
Sitting next to the young prince Wen Cheng are three curmudgeon nuns who are over 40 years old. The pleats are full, almost like the little prince's grandma.
The only young man was sitting behind the curtain and playing the piano... Well, Mr. Turtle.
So...Wen Cheng's time in Yihong Courtyard was basically eating snacks, listening to music, and listening to stories told by the nuns.
Well, the story of the flower picker in folklore...
Wen Cheng blinked his eyes, obviously listening very intently, and said, "So, who do you think that flower picker is?"
The nuns originally thought that the young prince was a domineering and hard-to-coax character, and they trembled after being arranged here, for fear that if he didn't serve him well, he would lose his head.
However, after chatting for a while, the nuns felt more and more that the young man in front of him was soft and cute, obediently holding snacks and listening to stories, which was more likable than his own juniors.
The nuns peeled the fruit for Wen Cheng, and chatted with him happily: "The flower picker is so elusive, messing up the whole town, who knows who it is! Anyway, he is from the city. Don’t be the person who passed you by today. Of course, it’s impossible here hahahahaha…”
……
Outside the door, the Ruhua old bustard really breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't expect it to be exactly what the policeman said - the little prince didn't lose his temper after being "teased" in this way, but instead sat down peacefully and chatted.
Ok, this is ready to entertain guests with peace of mind!
Just now, Ruhua old bustard was still thinking whether to invite someone to fight or burn down her own shop, Zhou Rongjin suddenly gave her a solution.
Ruhua old bustard hesitated after hearing this, and said: "Can it be done?"
Zhou Rongjin smiled and said, "Isn't it too late to burn down the shop?"
Seeing the newly renovated and resplendent Yihong Courtyard in her house, the Ruhua old bustard really couldn't bear to burn it down!She nodded and said, "Then... let me try first..."
Thus, the scene just now appeared in Wen Cheng's room.
All are happy.
As soon as the flowery bustard reached the first floor, she saw Zhou Rongjin, who had gone and returned, standing at the door.
She immediately smiled like a flower, served delicious food and drink repeatedly, and asked: "My lord, the little lord is as you said, he didn't lose his temper at all, and he didn't make a fuss like before Girl! Hey, how do you know that he is like this today?"
As expected...
Zhou Rongjin had a lot of thoughts in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face.
He lowered his eyes, but he couldn't see the expression clearly: "You just do it, remember not to let him see beautiful girls..." After a pause, he added: "...men can't do it either, if you have something to call Mr. Turtle will do it."
He raised his hand to drink a cup of tea, and then said, "I'm going to watch the night. Tell me tomorrow when he will leave."
Ruhua thought that Zhou Rongjin was a great Buddha, she nodded and said: "Okay, okay! You are busy, you are busy!"
***
Tonight 233 is extremely boring, and finally a chance wasted like this, it still wants to see beautiful girls!
Cough cough, although...these goblins may not conform to Zhinao's aesthetics from various angles (233 still likes the ones that are so pure and unpretentious), but they are too good to be female!
233, who is fed a mouthful of dog food by the host in every world, very much hopes that his life will not be too sad (hehe)!
But tonight, Wen Cheng was still very satisfied.
After Zhou Rongjin sent him to the brothel, he left to watch the night as expected.
After listening to some stories from the nuns with satisfaction, Wen Cheng earnestly carried out the task for tonight - went to find a way.The next place where the "crime" should be "committed" is a small attic, and the girl sleeps in that room.
She slept soundly and didn't realize that anyone was looking at her at all.
Wen Cheng looked at her, followed the route several times, then jumped down and went home.
Although there were some small twists and turns, all plans were successfully completed.
After washing, Wen Cheng lay on the bed and covered himself with the quilt, the moonlight just shone on his bedside, peaceful and beautiful.
Ok……
It would be great if Zhou Rongjin wasn't the hero in this world...
It would be better if the world itself wasn't a villain boss...
#So this bad world, let's end it quickly! #
Wen Cheng thought for a while, then turned his head and asked 233: "Tell me, how about I go to the government tomorrow and make up for the first scene with the heroine?"
233 thought for a while and said: "It doesn't matter, but do you want to consider avoiding Zhou Rongjin? After all, you are in a hurry when you meet him!"
Wen Cheng nodded, feeling that what 233 said made a lot of sense.
In case Zhou Rongjin is like the male lead, he protects the female lead when he finds fault.Just think about that scene...
Wen Cheng turned over, covered the quilt on top of his head, pursed his lips and said, "Well...you must avoid him!"
……
at the same time:
"Ah-choo! Ah-choo!" The heroine Ni Mengxue was still on duty at night, and she sneezed several times while walking.
The colleague asked with concern: "Mengxue, are you sick? I see you sneezing all the time recently... Oh, you are the mascot of our government! This is not good! If you are sick, go home!"
Ni Mengxue shook her head, and said a little strangely: "No? I feel pretty healthy... I just don't know what's going on, I keep sneezing today, who is talking about me? Ah——sneeze!"
Unexpectedly, Zhou Rongjin stared at Wen Cheng like a knife for a long time, then suddenly said: "Don't dare, but this is a dark night, I'm afraid that the little prince will be in danger, so let me escort you there along the way."
Wen Cheng was about to nod when he heard the word "dare not", but he was dumbfounded when he heard the second half of the sentence: "Ah? You want to send me there?"
Zhou Rongjin nodded, respectfully and seriously said: "Yes."
Zhou Rongjin thought a lot during this period of time. His first reaction in his mind was to seal up all brothels across the country, and quickly let all the girls go home to marry. Of course, this is very unrealistic.
His second reaction was to report decisively to the county king, the sooner the better, it would be best if the little prince hadn't even held hands with those girls, oh no, it'd be best when he didn't even look at them He was taken home by the county king.
However, there are probably only two endings in this way: either get a beating (Zhou Rongjin looked at the young man's supple and thin skin, and felt really reluctant); or the county king understood the little prince's needs and stuffed him with a bunch of spare rooms (It's better to be beaten...).
Therefore, this approach was also pressed in Zhou Rongjin's mind.
Zhou Rongjin thought about it, and finally decided to follow Wen Cheng, and then secretly do some sabotage.
Wen Cheng felt that he had dug a deep hole for himself, and Zhou Rongjin pushed himself down decisively.Wen Cheng stared blankly at Zhou Rongjin, and there was no reaction for a moment.
Before Wen Cheng could think of the reason for refusing his escort, Zhou Rongjin bowed his head in salute, stretched out his hand and said, "My lord, please first."
Wen Cheng: "..."
Wen Cheng thought of a more serious problem - he has just been in this world for a day, and he still doesn't know where the brothel is... _(:зゝ∠)_
233: "Zizi——" (system repairing ing)
Wen Cheng turned his head to look at his own system that was emitting green smoke, silently covering his face...
Anyway, when 233 is needed, it is always unreliable!
233 Struggling: "Zi-Zi-Zi-" (Translation: Hey, stupid host, you are an insult to the personality of this brain!)
**
Adhering to the two principles of "go wherever you want to go" and "if you go wrong, just say you want to go shopping", Wen Cheng finally found the location of the brothel after about an hour.
And 233 finally healed his "self-harm trauma".
The first time 233 restarted, it bumped into a big red plaque with a circle of bright yellow lanterns hanging around it, and it was so scared that it quickly retreated several feet.
After taking a few steps back, 233 finally saw where they came from. It was a three-storey building with lots of guests in front of the door and bright lights inside.
only……
233 stared blankly at the three big characters of "Yihongyuan" in front of him, and silently complained that the screenwriter was so vulgar!
Of course, when an old bustard named "Ru Hua" came out of the door, wearing a red dress and a green jacket, with a matchmaker mole on his mouth, he felt that what he said just now seemed a bit premature.
But the host obviously has no opinion on this matter...
Because Wen Cheng was looking at the girls who looked like flowers and butterflies in the door and hesitated, he turned his head and said to his family Zhou Rongjin: "That... are you still going?"
Zhou Rongjin glanced at him and said, "Let's go."
He stepped forward quickly, and whispered a few words to the enthusiastic Ruhua old bustard, and the smile of Ruhua old bustard froze on his face.
Zhou Rongjin's thin lips raised a smile that was not a smile to Ruhua's old bustard, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a low voice: "Boss Ruhua, I wish you a prosperous business in the future."
Ruhua laughed "hehe" twice, it couldn't be more embarrassing.
She turned her head slowly, squeezed a smile and said, "That...is the little prince..."
Wen Cheng always felt that she was smiling very strangely, so he managed to run away without turning around, looked at her many times, and then nodded hesitantly.
Wen Cheng was a little scared, poked 233 and said, "Well, is it... What did Xu Ranzhi do to her before? Her smile is so pervasive..."
233 thought about it for a while, if Xu Ranzhi, the flower picker, did something, he would probably do "that".
233 looked at Boss Ruhua's age, appearance, and figure, and said with a black face, "Um...the screenwriter probably doesn't have such a big scale and heavy taste?"
When Ruhua saw Wen Cheng nodding her head, she gave two unnatural "hehe" and scolded countless "sons of a bitch" in her heart, but her mouth was extremely enthusiastic, and she greeted: "Please come inside! Rare guest!" ! Distinguished guest! I have to treat you well!"
As Hua said, she took the little prince's hand and walked inside.
The king of the county didn't let Xu Ranzhi come to the brothel, so naturally he not only talked about it at home, but also greeted the major brothels.That means, if anyone wants to receive the little prince, he can just pack his bags and get out of his fief.
But in fact, when Xu Ranzhi really wanted to come, the bustards really dared not refuse to welcome him.The county king can't afford to offend, and the little prince can't afford to offend either!The little prince was not happy, and they couldn't bear to walk around either.
Therefore, if any brothel sees Xu Ranzhi one day, it definitely sees the god of decline.
Either the bustard has to ask someone to smash up the shop himself, and tell the little prince that it can't open today; or the bustard has to set fire to smoke all the people away.
After coming and going, Xu Ranzhi also knew that it was his own problem, and gradually stopped coming.After all, those who want to do things but are frightened by various incidents will not only fail to complete the work, but also tend to "destroy" from then on.
Who knows, the bad god who hasn't been here for a long time has come to Yihong Courtyard again.
However... Even if she knew she was a bad boy, Ru Hua had to grit her teeth and invite her to her home!
It's just that Ruhua doesn't know that "Little Shuaishen" is also heartbroken now...
When he was finally able to escape in a fair manner, Wen Cheng turned his head and saw Zhou Rongjin standing at the door, the young man smiled at him in bewilderment and said, "I wish the little prince a good night."
Wen Cheng: "QAQ..."
233 Candles: "...Host, your expression is so tragic!"
#Some things you know when you know them, don’t say them out QAQ#
***
Half an hour later, in Yihong courtyard.
233 broke down and yelled: "This shit is VIP treatment?! This shit is hospitality?! When I just turned it on?!"
Wen Cheng was very happy. He sat on the stool and listened to the little song, then took a piece of delicate pastry and lightly bit his mouth, and said, "Well...but you just started the machine..."
233's face was full of black lines: "...Hello!"
#If you are the host, don’t tear it down abruptly, okay? ! #
Sitting next to the young prince Wen Cheng are three curmudgeon nuns who are over 40 years old. The pleats are full, almost like the little prince's grandma.
The only young man was sitting behind the curtain and playing the piano... Well, Mr. Turtle.
So...Wen Cheng's time in Yihong Courtyard was basically eating snacks, listening to music, and listening to stories told by the nuns.
Well, the story of the flower picker in folklore...
Wen Cheng blinked his eyes, obviously listening very intently, and said, "So, who do you think that flower picker is?"
The nuns originally thought that the young prince was a domineering and hard-to-coax character, and they trembled after being arranged here, for fear that if he didn't serve him well, he would lose his head.
However, after chatting for a while, the nuns felt more and more that the young man in front of him was soft and cute, obediently holding snacks and listening to stories, which was more likable than his own juniors.
The nuns peeled the fruit for Wen Cheng, and chatted with him happily: "The flower picker is so elusive, messing up the whole town, who knows who it is! Anyway, he is from the city. Don’t be the person who passed you by today. Of course, it’s impossible here hahahahaha…”
……
Outside the door, the Ruhua old bustard really breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't expect it to be exactly what the policeman said - the little prince didn't lose his temper after being "teased" in this way, but instead sat down peacefully and chatted.
Ok, this is ready to entertain guests with peace of mind!
Just now, Ruhua old bustard was still thinking whether to invite someone to fight or burn down her own shop, Zhou Rongjin suddenly gave her a solution.
Ruhua old bustard hesitated after hearing this, and said: "Can it be done?"
Zhou Rongjin smiled and said, "Isn't it too late to burn down the shop?"
Seeing the newly renovated and resplendent Yihong Courtyard in her house, the Ruhua old bustard really couldn't bear to burn it down!She nodded and said, "Then... let me try first..."
Thus, the scene just now appeared in Wen Cheng's room.
All are happy.
As soon as the flowery bustard reached the first floor, she saw Zhou Rongjin, who had gone and returned, standing at the door.
She immediately smiled like a flower, served delicious food and drink repeatedly, and asked: "My lord, the little lord is as you said, he didn't lose his temper at all, and he didn't make a fuss like before Girl! Hey, how do you know that he is like this today?"
As expected...
Zhou Rongjin had a lot of thoughts in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face.
He lowered his eyes, but he couldn't see the expression clearly: "You just do it, remember not to let him see beautiful girls..." After a pause, he added: "...men can't do it either, if you have something to call Mr. Turtle will do it."
He raised his hand to drink a cup of tea, and then said, "I'm going to watch the night. Tell me tomorrow when he will leave."
Ruhua thought that Zhou Rongjin was a great Buddha, she nodded and said: "Okay, okay! You are busy, you are busy!"
***
Tonight 233 is extremely boring, and finally a chance wasted like this, it still wants to see beautiful girls!
Cough cough, although...these goblins may not conform to Zhinao's aesthetics from various angles (233 still likes the ones that are so pure and unpretentious), but they are too good to be female!
233, who is fed a mouthful of dog food by the host in every world, very much hopes that his life will not be too sad (hehe)!
But tonight, Wen Cheng was still very satisfied.
After Zhou Rongjin sent him to the brothel, he left to watch the night as expected.
After listening to some stories from the nuns with satisfaction, Wen Cheng earnestly carried out the task for tonight - went to find a way.The next place where the "crime" should be "committed" is a small attic, and the girl sleeps in that room.
She slept soundly and didn't realize that anyone was looking at her at all.
Wen Cheng looked at her, followed the route several times, then jumped down and went home.
Although there were some small twists and turns, all plans were successfully completed.
After washing, Wen Cheng lay on the bed and covered himself with the quilt, the moonlight just shone on his bedside, peaceful and beautiful.
Ok……
It would be great if Zhou Rongjin wasn't the hero in this world...
It would be better if the world itself wasn't a villain boss...
#So this bad world, let's end it quickly! #
Wen Cheng thought for a while, then turned his head and asked 233: "Tell me, how about I go to the government tomorrow and make up for the first scene with the heroine?"
233 thought for a while and said: "It doesn't matter, but do you want to consider avoiding Zhou Rongjin? After all, you are in a hurry when you meet him!"
Wen Cheng nodded, feeling that what 233 said made a lot of sense.
In case Zhou Rongjin is like the male lead, he protects the female lead when he finds fault.Just think about that scene...
Wen Cheng turned over, covered the quilt on top of his head, pursed his lips and said, "Well...you must avoid him!"
……
at the same time:
"Ah-choo! Ah-choo!" The heroine Ni Mengxue was still on duty at night, and she sneezed several times while walking.
The colleague asked with concern: "Mengxue, are you sick? I see you sneezing all the time recently... Oh, you are the mascot of our government! This is not good! If you are sick, go home!"
Ni Mengxue shook her head, and said a little strangely: "No? I feel pretty healthy... I just don't know what's going on, I keep sneezing today, who is talking about me? Ah——sneeze!"
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