[Quick Transmigration] On how to use the charm of personality to conquer the old attack of amnesia

The Pian'er policeman smiled, "Don't say that you can only wear a bulletproof vest, even if you are really approved to take down the gun, you can't open it."

The little policeman shut his mouth aggrievedly, and hid in the bushes.

After a while, he felt unwilling, "What if he really murdered human beings?" He had read a novel before, in which a terrible scientist developed a virus that spread directly around the world, and some men immediately lost their ability to reproduce.

The key people still think is to help the world complete the evolution. It seems that since the world population is so large, it is better not to let everyone have children. This also includes the natural law of survival of the fittest, and the virus only infects the poor.

Thinking about it, I felt my legs were weak, and the little policeman couldn't even crawl out of the grass with shaking hands.

The little policeman finished a group kill, clicked Back to City to brush the progress bar, and walked over to pat the little policeman on the head.

"Don't worry, he even uses the beaker to make instant noodles."

......

When Cheng Shu woke up, something was bound around his waist, and he didn't have much strength, it just played the role of pulling him into the distance.

In the warm morning light, he looked at the picture sent by the world consciousness, blushed a little, and then patted the person lying next to him.

"Get up, there's another hole in the ceiling."

It has been ten days since Cheng Shu came to this world. These ten days are not ordinary ten days, not ordinary ten days, but commemorative ten days, and ten days full of memories in human history.

Comrades in Interstellar must have never imagined that super-anthropomorphic robots have been invented more than a hundred years ago, but they have always been placed in the bodies of ordinary housework robots, which are ugly and bulky.

Cheng Shu's eyesight has also improved in the past few days, and now he can see a little bit of light indistinctly.

Although it is not very useful, at least there is some hope for complete recovery.

He also shared his star network authority with a1. Basically, what is connected to the back of his head is all the information since the use of a human computer. A1's learning ability is also very fast. The tone of what I said before.

"Let me tell you, Jiang Zisi is not right." He put down Cheng Shu's hand that wanted to slap him on the head with tenderness and doting on his face, "You want Komori, I have the initiative to defend Sitong~"

Cheng Shu slapped him mercilessly.

The next day when he surfed the Internet, Cheng Shu didn’t see a1 when he got up, and he called World Consciousness a little worriedly while going out to look for someone while broadcasting the broadcast, but he happened to see a man who came home with a big load of vegetables, and when he walked to the door, he was enthusiastic. Say goodbye to the group of aunts who followed.

He waved at Cheng Shu, "Baby?"

Cheng Shu leaned against the door frame and found a direction and nodded at him, "Where did it come from?"

a1: "Given by the aunts."

Cheng Shu raised his eyebrows, "Why is Auntie so enthusiastic about you?"

a1: "I taught the Westside Spring Breeze Troupe how to dance the new square dance in the morning, and the trendy level directly beat the Eastside Red Sun Team."

Cheng Shu: He knew that this guy must have learned nothing good when he was flying free last night.

On the third day when he surfed the Internet, Cheng Shu got up and was assisted by the world consciousness to send a picture. The person next to him was leaning on the pillow and flipping through a book with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. The man was hugged and a kiss was printed on the forehead.

Out of curiosity, he asked his godson to scan the book in a1's hand with his world consciousness. It was written by sigmundfreud, and Cheng Shu had read it before. It is a model of pornography in psychology.

He poked the glasses on the bridge of A1's nose, "It looks quite expensive, will robots be short-sighted?"

a1 said sincerely: According to the data, men who wear gold-rimmed glasses and read books are more handsome, and their appearance increases by 3%-6%.

Cheng Shu hahahaha, clutching his stomach and saying that you are right, what did you see in the book?

a1 cleared his throat, with an expression on his face that he was about to start a poetry recitation, the magnetic voice rang in Cheng Shu's ears, and he almost shrank back under the quilt in shock.

"God gave me two choices yesterday, Aristotle's achievements, or you, I didn't become Aristotle, think about it, what did I choose?"

Cheng Shu thought about it carefully and answered him, "I advise you to choose me. Aristotle, the unlucky boy, is a negative teaching material in a textbook. Every day he is teased by the nimble juniors, and he has a sense of rhythm."

a1 looked at him speechlessly.

But five seconds later, he regained his senses, "If you are an enzyme, I am a substrate. You melted me quietly, and I didn't even have time to call for help. If you are an antigen, then I am an antibody. You are specific to me." Sex recognition, I belong to you in this life."

Cheng Shu commented silently, "It's really nice of you to say that you want to die with me."

a1 A mouthful of electricity was blocked in the throat and the tube could not come out.

He tried his best to make the last move, "You are in Zhoukou, Beijing, and I am in Yuanmou, Yunnan. Hold your little furry hand, and love makes us walk upright."

Cheng Shu said quietly, "Long-distance relationship is too painful, let's break up."

A1 has overcurrents all over his body, and he can no longer continue the topic.

Cheng Shu rolled around beside him hahahahaha again, "Ahhaha isn't it funny?"

a1: "Hahaha..." It's funny Moore's Law.

On the fourth day of a1's Internet access, Cheng Shu has already started to make his automatic capture imaging machine, most of which are scraps taken out of the garbage dump, and a little processing is enough.

He drew out the shape of the material according to the hand-drawn drawings, but heard a soft sobbing sound from a1, and hurriedly told the world consciousness to stop broadcasting the picture in front of him, and turned the camera to his father.

a1 sat on the bed and even stared at the latest episode of Changxinji, tears streaming down his face and choking with sobs.

Cheng Shu handed over a piece of paper, "Why are you crying like this?"

He could feel his aggressiveness rising.

The other side stopped crying and turned around with indifference, "I see many people inside are wiping their tears, I want to imitate the real emotions of human beings", he said while showing Cheng Shu, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh woo woo woo—"

Then he turned around with indifference, "Baby, do you think it's more real, it's still like this—" He hugged his knees, covered his eyes with one hand and cried like a pear blossom with rain. "Bee--"

Cheng Shu: "..." I'm going back first, don't come looking for me.

But his expression is still very serious, his man just read the account of a female emotional big V yesterday, he asked his godson to go over and take a look, and what he saw was that people who don't love you will not respect your efforts.

Cheng Shu was so scared that he became serious after a while.

He poured chicken soup for his soul with a1 in all seriousness, "Be yourself!" Cheng Shu clenched his fists in front of his chest and compared, "Be yourself, you know!"

A1's tears stopped after two tears.

Cheng Shu was very happy, his words were so effective, the corners of his lips curled up thinking about it.

a1 climbed out of bed and pinched his cheek, then turned and left the room, Cheng Shu blushed and still checked firmly, "Why are you going?"

"Go to Aunt Wang's house next door and get some water. I just finished crying."

Cheng Shu: "..."

There is more than that about the female emotional big V that a1 uses Xu Pei's Weibo to follow. Last night, Cheng Shu ran to the bed after chatting with his man. He hasn't started doing anything yet. a1 asked the question because of this matter.

He said, "Ashu, what is the difference between women and men in your heart?"

Cheng Shu thought about what a1 had recently learned about biology and philosophy. He was afraid that he would be confused, so he planned to take advantage of Xu Pei's personality to drive a car. He told a1 tactfully, "It's the structure of the chest and the lower part. Not the same."

a1 reviewed the anatomical diagrams of the human body stored in his mind. Although he didn't quite agree with this statement, he endured it for the sake of his daughter-in-law.

It's just that I really want to educate Cheng Shu.

His daughter-in-law shouldn't be so superficial.

He reached down and asked Cheng Shu, "Is that the difference here?"

Cheng Shu blushed and dared not watch during the broadcast, and asked the world consciousness to sneak a peek through his exposed fingers, and then saw a scene that he would never forget in his life.

a1 raised and lowered his hand, and there was something extra in his hand with a "boo", he taught Cheng Shu a deep lesson, "Look, even without it, I wouldn't become a woman."

Cheng Shu covered his eyes with tears streaming down his face, "Maybe, comrade!"

a1:  …

He felt that the profound connotation in his action had been fed to the dogs.

But the teacher can't give up on a classmate who has a bad brain, so a1 continues to educate Cheng Shu firmly, "You see, the difference between men and women is not whether there is such a thing", he said while catching Cheng Shu in front of him Both ends pulled.

Cheng Shu clamped his legs and felt pain.

a1 looked at his reaction with satisfaction, and then pushed the thing back, and there was another clear "boo", but this time Cheng Shu didn't listen again.

"This is our sexuality, but it can't fully represent our gender." A1 watched Cheng Shu's expression condescendingly, "What do you think?"

Cheng Shu covered his balls with a painful expression on his face.

His soul was tormented.

Ask a1 to learn something normal.

......

The interstellar police came half a month after Cheng Shu arrived.

The water and electricity bills of their house were settled with the help of the auntie Chunfengtuan who leads the neighborhood committee. Cheng Shu happened to be cooking at home that day, and a1 went to the Chunfengtuan to teach the aunts new dances. When someone knocked on the door, he thought it was a1 who came back. up.

But the gentleman demeanor that a1 has learned recently, knocking on the door like a little girl, is not so rude.

Cheng Shu could hear it.