He thought about it and thought it was wrong, "I don't need to use it if I'm the only one at home. Let's go find a bully who has both parents dead, a car, a house, and no evil, who will rape the people and anoint the people on the street and rob other people's daughters. Harm", Cheng Shu added, "By the way, put some money", he paused for a while and added, "Diamonds and crystals are also fine, the requirements are not so high."

Cheng Shu is indeed a warrior who has stayed in the space for a while, with a big brain that can accommodate everything in the world.

a1: "You can directly use the drive core to recharge. Do you want to turn it on now..."

Cheng Shu was worried about how to find such a stinky, shameless and rich villain, he waved his hand when he heard the word charging, "Go, go, go right away."

After I finished speaking, I was impressed by my chicness and straightforwardness. Throughout the ages, it must be the style of the boss who made the decision so quickly, and I should be the most powerful part of the bosses with such a domineering spirit. .

Of course, there are also cannon fodder who belch as soon as they say it, but Cheng Shu didn't think about it so much, he just cared about having fun.

On his side, "Ahaha, we took the money and ran away, and immediately flew to the Maldives to wash the sand in the big waves, to Las Vegas to have a big fight, to Mauritius..."

Cheng Shu choked up for a moment, what can Mauritius do, chat with the black brothers about cultural differences, go to a wild hula dance, or win a chief to come over...

While he was thinking dully, a warm thing pressed against his soft lips, biting and sucking lightly, making some erotic sounds that Cheng Shu didn't want to hear.

Cheng Shu looks as quiet as a chicken, but his heart moves like a mad dog, frantically brushing bullet screens in his head: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't send me gifs, I don't want to see big iron!

Unfortunately one step late.

The world awareness has already been sent.

Cheng Shu stayed where he was.

"Tell me, is there something wrong with my brain or is something wrong?"

The world consciousness replied to him kindly: "Mom, no, your brain center is normal." It paused, "There is no circuit connection in the brain."

Cheng Shu couldn't answer this title any longer. He looked at Qin Su's face in the picture, his old face turned red, and suddenly he felt a strong desire to restore his vision.

Ah, what a handsome man he is.

Cheng Shu was drooling in his head, adding bullet screens full of bullets.

To say that his original personality would definitely not be like this, the key is to allow the staff to better integrate into the working world, they will integrate more of the original owner's personality into their bodies.

For example, Cheng Shu would never admit that this nympho was himself at this time.

He coughed twice, wanting to let the runaway wild horse return to its original body, but the action in front of him, although the live broadcast was slightly lagging behind, became more and more intense.

The thin lips covered Cheng Shu's earballs, exhaled softly, then squeezed them firmly and bit them lightly. A certain person who didn't live up to expectations immediately had an indescribable reaction and let out a sob.

Qin Su's face was in front of him, and the corner of his mouth twitched into a nice smile. Even if the picture didn't match the signal like the signal, it didn't affect his appearance. Cheng Shu held his breath and listened to what his man said.

Every word is very clear.

"Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Cheng Shu's eyelids twitched, and the drama was instantly revealed.

Isn't this from "President's Personal Li Danhua"?

He remembered that there used to be a male protagonist in a small world who invited the female protagonist to a stinky ditch next to his house under the moonlight, and recited the original text to her affectionately, roughly, "Ah, your cherry-like mouth Like my poison, my snow-white skin is like the incarnation of Vitas under the moonlight, and my black hair is like the falling night, rippling my heartstrings."

After hearing this, the female lead flung herself into the male lead's arms shyly. Cheng Shu saw it clearly, and even squeezed his two pectoralis major muscles.

At that time, Cheng Shu hoped that the world would be blackened, so that he could tell the hero that he was talking about Venus, and Vitas was a man.

It's a pity that the villain's cannon fodder is not up to the mark, and his methods are not strong enough, so he reported to the village committee twice about the chicken manure mixed in the pig feed factory of the hero, and was suppressed by the hero's father who is the village chief, and finally opened another The villain of the pig feed factory is together with the cannon fodder who works in the male protagonist's pig feed factory. He is so happy that some people stay 99% every day in Penguin Space. In the end, he doesn't even have the desire to take revenge on the world.

Cheng Shu is so angry.

But he is a cold person, and he doesn't speak out when he is angry. He is watching gossip with the expression of discussing the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. When he is angry, his eyebrows are even flatter, as if he is about to go on stage and issue a strong condemnation statement in the next second. look.

"You annoying little goblin."

Qin Su's face seemed to be counted down for 5 minutes without seeing the reaction of the person in front of him, and he began to read lines to Cheng Shu word by word in standard interstellar common language.

Cheng Shu: ...Oops, I thought too seriously just now.

But it's good to be soft, to be rational, Cheng Shu comforted himself, struggled desperately out of the man's arms, and faced him into a kneeling posture.

"Why did you come to kiss me?"

Under the guidance of the world consciousness, Cheng Shu adjusted his direction. Although he couldn't see it, he still had to face the man's face. He missed the serious feeling of announcing criticism and questioning. Playing like a baby.

"Use the drive core to replenish energy."

Cheng Shu stammered and pointed at himself: "Core, core?"

"Yes." Qin Su's A1 standard interstellar language answered him.

"You, what kind of energy did you replenish?" He was a little stuck, and he had read a lot of little pornographic articles over the years, and some of the routines were still clear. "This?"

The sound in Qin Su's throat made a loud noise, "Beep——"

The procedure is not clear.

"Yellow information detected, block, block."

He silently retracted the hand pointing at his indescribable part.

But I still couldn't help being curious, "How did you replenish your energy? And why did you become this face?"

The beeping over there stopped for a while, and after hearing Cheng Shu's question, it must have been a long time since the information processor, and then slowly spoke the standard interstellar language, "Gain energy by kissing the one you love, this The face was condensed with energy just now."

After hearing this, Cheng Shu just wanted to kiss a1 again and let him pinch a doll for himself, but he restrained himself.

"You used to replenish energy like this?" He said angrily.

"Before charging."

Cheng Shu nodded in relief, and heard a1 add in a timely manner: "But you can't charge it."

He was about to squirt a mouthful of old blood, but a1 said again, "Hahaha, I lied to you, this joke is funny."

Cheng Shu: "..." What an asshole.

He sat on the spot reservedly and waved to a1, "Come here."

Although a1 has changed its body, it still walks with a rattling sound. The vibrations and sounds make it sound like entering a construction site in the dark world.

He obediently sat down in front of Cheng Shu, "What's your order?"

Cheng Shu smiled slightly, and touched his face with his hand, "It's been a long time since I saw you, I miss you very much", it seemed wrong for him to say that, the last time we met didn't seem to be long, but Cheng Shu felt like it was too late It's been so long for a few years.

The touch of the lips intertwined with the rhythm of the tip of the tongue, he got up and nestled in a1's arms, and kissed her.

After a kiss ended, a1's electronic eyes had turned into Qin Su's eyes, but Cheng Shu still felt that they were brighter than before. He laughed, "Squeeze a doll for me."

He couldn't help it.

......

Today, the Interstellar Police Force of the East District received a report that someone in the slum next to the garbage dump in the East District was researching super-human robots.

The Pian'er policeman who had been answering the phone for two years asked kindly, "The one that just falls off the door if you touch it?"

There was silence on the phone for a while, as if he was thinking, "There are so many doors in the slums of the eastern district that you can drop them at the first touch. Which policeman comrade are you talking about?"

The Pian'er policeman recalled, "The master seems to be invisible?"

The aunt over there said yes, yes, yes, and howled in such a voice, "Hey! It's his house!"

The Pianer policeman had a clear face, "Okay, thank you for your report, and thank you for your support to our work, I wish you a happy life." He put down the phone and greeted the brother who was going to the police, "No need to go, no need to go Come with me to finish this round first, even the one with the series circuit in the slums will have a problem repairing an electric meter."

As soon as they heard that, they put down their equipment, and ran to the computer to sit together, directing the characters to hide in the grass while talking to the little policeman, "Let's talk earlier, what can he do at his house?" of."

The character jumped out to get a double kill, and he continued to babble, "Isn't this kind of anti-social work supposed to be done by those weird and withdrawn old Frankensteins who are keen on believing in robots' free souls?" Going back to the grass, I injected blood into myself, "We were carrying cannons and wielding bayonets. They would rather die than surrender for science, and firmly resisted us. Finally, a scientific declaration nailed us to the pillar of shame in history."

He took a moment in the cycle of jumping out of the bushes to hide in the bushes to pat the equipment he was going to put on just now, and said to Pianer Police Brother, "See, I even prepared the body armor just now, so I'm afraid he will end up wearing it in the end." At this juncture, I will use a secret weapon to kill all human beings.” The little interstellar policeman said with emotion, “I still think about whether I should shoot him immediately if he opens his mouth and defines me as a sinner in history.”

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