Zhanshan is the king of the last days

When a group of fish-lipped humans were planning to build a new house in the cave, Banban and his younger brothers and sisters were also discussing the next new life——

Don't doubt, the stupid author didn't use the wrong word, it was "discussion"... When Xiao Dingnan was trying to train the animals to communicate with him, these smart animals were constantly imitating and learning the thinking and actions of humans, especially Ban Ban, Before the apocalypse, this guy had learned a lot from his sleazy Miao Dad (Miao Dad: Nonsense! I obviously look like a young man!), after the end of the world, he mutated and his IQ skyrocketed. He still looks silly and sweet, occasionally acting coquettish or something. However, judging from Banban's position as the boss near the Great Lakes, it's not just his strength that can subdue so many animals...

At this moment, Lord Ban Ban, the leader of the underworld in the Great Lakes Safety Zone, is entangled with his elders and courtiers to have a meeting together. The participants are: girlfriend Xiao Er, good friend Xiao Bai, new younger brother and captain of the flight team Xiao Wu.Below, in order to facilitate the reading of these fishy-lipped humans, I specially translated these cat language, rabbit language and bird language into vernacular → by the witty author.

"Xiao Wu, yesterday I asked you to go to the neighborhood to see if there is any suitable cave that can be expanded as our new house. What's the result of the investigation?" Banban stretched out his big fleshy paws comfortably, and tortured his younger brother while cleaning his beard.

"Boss~~ Don't embarrass me! The rocks around here are so solid, and occasionally there are some small caves that even people can't get in. It's very difficult to dig~~ I think we'd better wait for your father to give us Let's build a new house!" Xiao Wu buried his head in his wings with a bitter face.

"Useless waste! You know how to eat all day long! Forget it, fly far away tomorrow and see if there are any new places suitable for catching fish nearby... I don't know where those mutated fish have gone recently... hateful!"

"If you didn't catch them every day, those fish wouldn't be so frightened that they would run away with their families~~" Xiao Wu thought silently, and buried his head even lower.

"Xiaobai, what about you? I asked you to take those little things to look for salt, did you find it?" As a cat, Banban doesn't like to eat too salty food, but recently, he heard his father always sigh He said "salt is getting less and less", and he also wanted to share his worries with his father. If he can find a lot of salt, his father must be very happy!

"Ah? Uh~~Boss, I found it...it's not easy to move~~" Xiaobai still had a clump of grass in his mouth, and when he saw the majestic gaze of the boss staring over, he was so scared that he ate half of it The grass is falling down and it looks so stupid!

"say clearly!"

"It's Jiangzidi~" Xiaobai spat out the grass powder in his mouth, and hurriedly reported to his boss, "I listened to your words, took the mountain mouse and the fox and they ran a long way, and found a man who was killed by humans. The place called 'Survivor's Base', there is a big white house with a lot of delicious food in it! There is also the salt you mentioned, and sugar! There are also melon seeds! However, only mountain rats can eat it there. Sneak in, there are a lot of humans guarding it outside! Or, Boss, let’s ask the pangolin for help, dig a hole, sneak in and steal it?” Xiaobai stretched out his claws, and made a three-handed wallet-stealing movement.

"Good idea! Then tell me, who should I send?"

"Hey~~ Pangolins are definitely going to dig holes! By the way, other rabbits in the forest can also help. We rabbits dig holes, I'm not bragging, they are no worse than pangolins! Even humans admire us!"

"Did humans admire rabbits when they were gods?" Xiao Wu raised his head.

"Three caves for the cunning rabbit! Don't you mean our rabbits? Because digging holes is fast and good, so there are more houses than other animals! My sixth aunt's brother, it is said that there are more than 100 holes in his old nest!" Little Bai smugly said.

"...Show the crooked building! Continue! Xiaobai, finish your plan!" Ban Ban slapped the two Er Que each, and helped the crooked building up.

"Let the pangolins and rabbits dig the holes first, preferably at night when no one is around, and then let other animals go in to move things! Ants, hedgehogs, foxes, bobcats, and squirrels are all good at moving things. The hands and feet are also light, and those humans will never hear any sound!" The more Xiao Bai talked, the happier he became, and his rabbit eyes looked even redder.

"Good plan! And then?"

"Hey~~ Don't we still have a few trucks here? It's useless to put them there. Boss, I've thought about it. When the time comes, we will pull these cars over and guard outside secretly, waiting for them to take things away. Steal it out, we will pull it back together, and keep it without anyone noticing!"

"Okay! Then let's try according to your method for the time being! However, try to act at night as much as possible, and I want to give Dad a surprise!" Banban raised his head reservedly, as if he was about to score [-] in the exam!

"This is definitely a father and son~~ They both like to play the game of giving surprises~~" Xiao Wu complained.

"I can't stop you from eating~~" Banban stared at him fiercely, and threw a bunch of pine nuts just brought by the squirrels to Xiao Wu's feet, Xiao Wu screamed in surprise, and flew down cheerfully They use their sharp beaks to peck pine nuts and eat them.

Xiaobai rolled his eyes red (they don't have white eyes), and continued to lower his head to eat the grass. These grasses were the fresh grasses that Li Miaoyang personally cut for him in the evening. They were all the tenderest and very delicious. I can't bear to eat it all at once, just like chewing gum, take a bite every once in a while and put it in your mouth to taste slowly...

The little ear is used to being innocent and cute by her boyfriend, and now she is stretching out her claws like no one else, hooking the dried fish hanging on the roof.

These dried fish were all made by Grandma Wang. Banban and Little Ears ran to catch fish near the big lake when they were bored. They caught so many that they couldn’t finish them by themselves. They still couldn’t eat it. Fortunately, Grandma Wang’s family used to be fishermen, and it’s commonplace to make dried fish by themselves, so they simply made all the remaining fish into dried fish, and put them on the eaves outside the thatched shed where Banban and the others live now. There is a long string hanging from the bottom, like wind chimes made of dried fish, not to mention the small ears, sometimes the wind blows the dried fish wind chimes and dangles, even Banban can't help stretching out his claws to hook them... Cough cough!If you accidentally hook off the dried fish, you will eat it secretly. Grandma Wang has bad eyesight when she is old, so she should not notice it!

It was late at night, the huge tabby cat was lying on the soft hay, next to his girlfriend Little Ears, next to the rabbit Xiaobai, and the parrot, everything was so peaceful and peaceful, it would not make people think at all, These little fellows were just now planning to take their little brother to someone's house to steal things... What a misfortune for the family! ! !

The next day, the cave reconstruction plan officially started.

Xiao Dingnan has already agreed with Zhou Pingzhou to borrow their people to rebuild the cave. Zhou Ya led the team, followed by 5 people, and the remaining two stayed with the old man at home, cooking and cleaning for the old man by the way. of.

"Brother Zhou, I'm going to trouble you this time!"

"What you said, we are all embarrassed! Just come here to help for a few days, look at you, you don't care about the food, but you still give us so many things..." Zhou Ya scratched her head embarrassingly.

When Xiao Dingnan went to find Zhou Pingzhou last night, he made it very clear that although we are living together now, there is no rule without rules, friends are friends, accounts must be settled clearly, and helping people can't make people busy.The final agreement: In the past few days of work, in addition to providing food for those who came to help, each person will also be given five catties of rice and three catties of animal meat every day. If you don’t want wild animal meat, you can also take fish.

"It's already very good! Look at you, let's come here, you don't say anything about food and accommodation, you even give things if you help a little, the young man is very kind! Not bad~~Young people like you are not More~~" Zhou Pingzhou said with a smile.

"Nan Nan, didn't you agree to recruit people who came here? Why are you so unfamiliar with Mr. Zhou?" In the evening, after a day's work and a bath, a group of people gather together in front of the fire to warm up and chat .I don’t know where this place is. It’s extremely hot during the day, and the temperature drops sharply at night. In fact, more than ten degrees is still comfortable for human beings, but nothing can be compared. Compared with the high temperature of forty degrees during the day, the temperature at night It's freezing to death!

Wang Cuiqin and Zhang Rujiao worked overtime to sew quilts with the removed cotton threads. Rural women usually do these needlework by themselves. Wang Xiuhong and Liu Mengmei, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, also helped to sort the furs and sew them together to form a piece. A fur quilt about 1.8 meters long and [-] meters wide.

The temperature dropped sharply in the past two nights, and they could no longer sleep directly covered with clothes like before. Among other things, the twins alone couldn't bear it, they had to catch a cold!

Therefore, as soon as the temperature dropped at night, several ladies consciously picked up needles and threads to get busy.The needles used to sew the quilt were carried by Wang Cuiqin and Zhang Rujiao. It is said that they specially asked masters to help them make them.Now, it has been reduced to sewing fur quilts for these "primitives" /(tot)/~~

What is frustrating is that most of these high-end custom sewing needles are embroidery needles that are as thin as a cow's hair and are suitable for pretense. , This barely sewed the quilt.

Thinking of this, the mother and daughter couldn't help secretly hating, why did they order so many embroidery needles as thin as cow hair?There is no need to sew a quilt, it is better to spread a thick needle of [-] cents a piece on the floor!

There is no cotton thread to sew the quilt. It is the cotton thread that Wang Cuiqin and Zhang Rujiao pulled out from the cotton cloth, and then twisted several strands into one strand, making it into a slightly thicker cotton thread like twisting hemp rope. As for pulling a few times, it fell apart.

The furs used to sew quilts are also varied. The big ones include wolf skin, sheep skin, fox skin, raccoon skin, lynx skin, leopard skin, etc., and the smaller ones, such as weasel skin, squirrel skin, and rabbit skin I didn't throw it away, cut it a little bit, just used it to fill the seam between the big furs.

After a while, several people prepared a small fur quilt for the twins. It was about 1.5 meters long and 1.2 meters wide. The fur was covered with a layer of pure cotton quilt. It was soft, warm and very comfortable. The twins were happy to be there Rolling around on the new quilt.

"Sure enough, I should learn a craft~~" Seeing the freshly baked fur quilts, several men sighed.

"Don't be discouraged! There is a specialization in art! We women cook at home, mend laundry, and you men go out hunting, fishing and farming. The division of labor is different. Only when we are together can we live a better life!" Wang Cuiqin comforted them.