Zhanshan is the king of the last days

The next day, a certain guy with broken legs was extremely cruelly punished because of a moment of embarrassment. He resolutely raised his body again and slept until the evening of the next day! ! !

"Brother Nan...are you awake?" Yesterday, I was dragged out by my elder brother to brainwash him, and he popularized science "some love stories that you have to say about your brother Nan and Brother Chen", and the whole person suddenly felt bad!

"What kind of expression is that on your face?! Don't blame me for not reminding you. Although your Brother Chen looks easy to talk, he is not an ordinary protection! I tell you this, I hope you don't make a fuss, what is the world now? Can we The family reunion is all thanks to the two of them! They feel happy, so we have to support them, you know? Dare to call me to beat you to death!" Zhang Guangshui looked at his stupid brother viciously.

He knows that some people in the society are very resistant to homosexuality, and he is worried that his stupid brother will be messed up for a while. If this makes Xiao Dingnan and Chen Yifei unhappy, not to mention that they have nothing to do as friends, I am afraid that they will have no face in the future. Live here... It's not that he thinks too much, it's true, in this world, where else is better than here in Dahu?If they leave here, where can they go with their families?

What he didn't expect was that the stupid brother's reaction was far beyond his expectation——

"Brother, how can you think like that?!" Zhang Xiaobao jumped up all of a sudden, his face flushed red! "I, me, me~~ How can I look down on Brother Nan and the others?! Me, I just didn't expect...fuck you, Brother Nan and Brother Chen, who is going up and who's going down?"

Zhang Guangshui... Zhang Guangshui has been stunned Σ(°△°|||) The stupid brother is not enlightened, he feels upset!

The stupid brother knows too much, and he feels stuffy again!

Then I thought, could it be that my stupid brother has long been polluted by some strange *culture?Immediately, the whole person is not well...

"You, you, you, you... You are so honest! Have you read any strange novels or movies online?" Zhang Guangshui jumped up and wanted to execute domestic violence.

You're cheating~~~~~ At the beginning, his wife Liu Mengmei clicked on a certain j's mobile app because she was bored during the confinement period, and since then she has run wildly on the path of a perverted *wolf...and still talks to her from time to time He Amway a certain master's new work, a certain master's little meat, if the twins are not too annoying, Zhang Guangshui has reason to believe that with Liu Mengmei's enthusiasm for * career, she must pick up a pen to join the code word army...

Don’t think that housewives born in the [-]s are still the same as their predecessors. Apart from cooking, doing housework and taking care of children, they can’t find other hobbies.In fact, a considerable number of housewives born in the [-]s, like the self-taught Liu Mengmei, are educated, pursued and have some money. The cost is not high, reading a year of articles is not enough to buy a high-end bag, what a bargain!

Zhang Guangshui actually has no objection to the fact that his wife likes to follow texts with her mobile phone.Anyway, my wife is a woman, no matter how greedy I am, I can’t go to battle in person, as long as I don’t chase Baihewen, if you are a yy man, you can be a yy man... The parents-in-law are also very supportive of this, and the daughter-in-law obediently reads a book with a mobile phone at home (although I don’t know where the Look at some crazy horses), but it's better than those sexy sluts who dress up and hang out all day...

But, it’s different for the stupid brother~~~ In case he doesn’t watch it for a while and let this guy step into the big hole of *, then he will find a man to practice it on a whim... Zhang Guangshui I can't even think about it!The old man will definitely ask him to settle accounts in his dreams at night! ! ! !

Being chased by his elder brother all the way from the spotted cat's nest to the land reclamation area downstream, Zhang Xiaobao doesn't care if he has supernatural powers, but he is afraid that his family will be exhausted if he keeps running like this, so he simply stops and asks Zhang Guangshui to beat his fists hard. Only then asked his brother very wronged: "Why are you chasing me and beating me? Did I do something wrong?"

"You?!" Zhang Guangshui wanted to die, he took a few breaths, grabbed the big tree beside him with one hand and barely stood still to maintain his majesty, "Be honest! Have you ever been on that jnet?"

"Ah? What jnet?" Zhang Xiaobao was stunned. He didn't like to read books. Everyone on this earth knows that when he usually plays games on the computer, he just plays games and watches movies.

"Huh~~ It's good if you don't have it!" Zhang Guangshui breathed a sigh of relief, "No! Then how did you know that your Brother Nan and Brother Chen are, yes, that kind of relationship?"

"Oh~ You said that, I heard what Sister Jiaojiao said! She laughed at me once, saying that I was a cute and foodie shou. I understood the first four words, but what is Keshou? I just Ask her, she told me a lot... this, can't you know?"

alright!The culprit has been found! ! !

Zhang Guangshui decided to ask his wife to talk to Zhang Rujiao when he went back, about the issue of correctly educating children about the three views... He didn't expect that he accidentally found a like-minded (*) good gay friend for his wife 23333

What a sad story!

The two brothers chatted there for a long time, until it was almost dark, and then went back to eat together.

"What's wrong with you two brothers? Why do you look so bad?" Liu Mengmei was washing the hands of the twins and preparing for dinner. Seeing the two of them coming back with the expression of "I didn't pass the exam and dare not go home", I was immediately happy.

"Sister-in-law paper~~" Zhang Xiaobao looked at her aggrievedly.

"Stand up straight! Zhang Xiaobao, let me tell you, don't think that no one dares to care about you when Dad is gone. I'm not dead yet! Remember what I just said! I really can't remember you Recite it to me every day!"

"Brother Shui, what's the matter with you? Xiaobao hasn't made any mistakes recently, so please speak up!" Seeing the pitiful look of "cute and foodie" in her eyes, Liu Mengmei immediately turned her heart away, "Let's talk! When our father was alive, he loved Xiaobao the most. Don't say hit him, he won't say a word out loud. What can you say that you can't say well? I think our Xiaobao is quite obedient!"

"He's so good?! He's almost spoiled by you!" Zhang Guangshui almost jumped up.

"Then tell me, what did Xiaobao do wrong?" Liu Mengmei stood up and stuffed the eldest of the twins into Zhang Xiaobao's arms. With the hostage in his arms, Zhang Guangshui really didn't dare to fight anymore.

"He... Forget it, I can't tell you clearly! Let's talk about it tonight!" Worried that the quarrel would make Xiao Dingnan and Chen Yifei feel uncomfortable, Zhang Guangshui ran to chop firewood angrily.

"Are you not eating?"

"Don't eat! I'm full of gas!!!"

"Don't eat! Xiaobao, let's go, let's eat! Your brother probably forgot to take his medicine today..."

A fierce family revolution broke out here, and the result of the revolution ended with Zhang Guangshui, a traditionalist, being pissed off.

Over there, the couple who had just entered the period of sweet and passionate love in their bridal chamber, were feeding each other as if no one else was around, ignoring the management regulations of the cafeteria——

"Come on, it's not convenient for you to eat too hard things now, let's drink some noodle soup first."

"Hmm! Don't bother feeding me, come, eat a steamed stuffed bun with wild vegetables!"

"This grilled fish is good, don't move, I'll take out the meat and put it in the gnocchi for you to mix well and eat."

"Okay... I'll peel a fruit for you to eat!"

Everyone: ...the eyes are blind!Please let me go/(tot)/~~

"Ahem... are you all full? Stop when you're full, and let's discuss the renovation of the cave." Li Miaoyang couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply changed the subject.Those who feed the gods in the cafeteria, please pay attention to your morals!

"Are the adobes finished drying?"

"Well! We took a look today and found that they are basically usable, and some broken ones are fine. We can build them up and make a table or bench or something."

"Then we start work tomorrow? Anyway, Xiao Nan has already drawn the blueprint!"

"Ahem...that's what I think. Don't move the others. Why don't you let Brother Nan and Brother Chen share one room in the last three rooms, and then leave two rooms, one for Brother Xiaobao, and one for Brother Xiaobao? I am useful."

"Oh~~~~" I went back and forth a lot, I was fed in the cafeteria, what else do I not understand?Object!In this world now, and there is no Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain a certificate, the two of them see each other, basically they can be together?

Among them, only Grandma Wang, born in the fifties, still doesn't understand. She simply thinks that it's okay for two men to live together, they are brothers (Dawu~), what's wrong with living together?

Everyone else knew in their hearts that it was not a big deal to watch the excitement. For example, Liu Mengmei and Zhang Rujiao, two *wolves, were secretly thinking about whether they should do it for them when the new house (heavy fog~) was built. What about a wedding?Although the current conditions are poor, it is still a great joy!

Xiao Dingnan looked at Chen Yifei quietly with a blushing face, and Chen Yifei secretly hooked his palm under the bowl...the two looked at each other and smiled, blowing pink bubbles~~~

Everyone: ...Damn it!Are you blind and still not letting us go? ! /(tot)/~~

Find the psychological shadow area of ​​single dog xn power~~

"Why is the building crooked again? Give it to me and I'll get back!!!" Li Miaoyang went crazy, so why are those adults refusing to let their children fall in love while they are in school?The case is here!How much love affects IQ!Don't forget to show affection even when talking about business!

"Don't even talk and listen to me!!!" Li Miaoyang clapped his hands, like a serious dean, and gave a warning glance at the two who violated the school's rules to have sex in private, and then went to find their parents again!

"Starting tomorrow, everyone needs to work hard. Taking advantage of the good weather these few days, let's quickly renovate the cave. Brother Shui will accompany me to find Mr. Zhou later, and we will borrow their people to help."

"I roughly estimated that with sufficient manpower, the construction period will be about four days. In the past few days, we have to take care of the food. For the food, we will trouble Grandma Wang and Aunt Liu."

"Brother Shui, you and Brother Xiaobao are responsible for project supervision. Brother Nan's legs are just right, so don't move. Brother Chen, you take them to hunt every morning. You must ensure the supply of ingredients during the project. Come over in the afternoon to help with the work. Aunt Qin and Sister Jiaojiao are the best at handwork, and I will trouble you these few days, so hurry up and use the remaining cotton cloth to make a quilt or something for each family's room."

"Hmm! That's a good idea! Although there is no cotton now, we have eaten a lot of game recently and saved a lot of animal fur. It is good to use it as a quilt, and the quilt cover is also very warm." Zhang Rujiao nodded.

"You don't need to waste those furs for pillows. You can pick some grass seeds and the like to make pillows nearby, which are clean and environmentally friendly." Talking about her professional skills, Wang Cuiqin also became happy.

The crooked building was lifted up again with joint efforts.

After talking about the renovation of the cave, everyone started planning to renovate the house for Banban and the others.

"The weather is fine now, but if it rains or snows, Ban Ban's thatched shed will not block the wind at all, so we have to repair it quickly while the weather is fine." It is about the welfare of the cat's son, and Xiao Dingnan, the cat's father, has no intention of falling in love. , came over and added, "It would be great if we could get explosives. Let's dig out some higher caves on the mountain wall, so that we don't have to worry about rain or snow. Banban, Xiaobai, Little Ear and Xiaowu Everyone can live in."

Speaking of explosives, everyone's eager eyes turned to Mr. Military Advisor.

Li Miaoyang: ...Damn it!When you use me, you call others cute, and you think I'm annoying after you use it, right?

A bunch of scumbags! ! !