Coincidentally, I am also bent

A long time ago, when Xiao Qing was still in kindergarten, she said that she would marry Lynch in the future. As she got older, this desire did not fade away, but became more and more intense. Calling big brother, only she and Lin Qi, Xiao Qing called her husband.

"Qingqing...how many times have I told you not to call me husband..."

"Ah? Did you forget? You promised me that you would marry me." Xiao Qing was obsessed with nonsense, "Anyway, my brother is not here, so give me a kiss—"

Saying that, Xiao Qing leaned over and kissed Lynch on the cheek.

Lynch: "..."

The next day, Xiao Qing caused trouble again.

Xiao Jing is in charge today. Xiao Jing rushed to school after receiving the call. This time it was much more serious than yesterday. The victim was still the boy. , with wet hair.

The homeroom teacher was so angry that he almost hit Xiao Qing. When he saw Xiao Jing, he said angrily, "Parents don't care! Get a brother to take care of it!"

Xiao Jing said calmly, "They are not at home, so I will take care of them for the time being."

"Stop it?! What's it like to control it! Fight every day! I just said it yesterday, and it's getting worse today!?"

Xiao Qing jumped up angrily, "Who wants him to know what is good or bad! He even rowed our car yesterday!"

"you saw it?"

"He admitted!!"

The boy yelled, "I didn't!! I was hit by you!!"

Xiao Qing said angrily, "Nonsense! You just used this to provoke me! I didn't hit you at all!"

Xiao Jing pulled Xiao Qing over, knelt down and asked, "What's the matter, why did you hit him?"

"He talks nonsense!"

"What did he say?"

The little boy had been beaten so many times, and he probably could bear it to the limit. He said loudly, "It is! Your brother and the others are perverts!! My mother wants me to stay away from you, a perverted child!! Perverted! Disgusting!! vomit!!"

In the end, he deliberately made an exaggerated gesture to express "vomit".

The head teacher and Xiao Jing were both taken aback, Xiao Qing was the quickest to react, she rushed forward with a brisk stride, picked up the folder on the desk, and slapped the little boy!

"I think you are going to die!!"

This fight shocked Xiao Jing.

This kid Xiao Qing is too awesome, even better than Gu Yunxin back then.

The teacher in charge suddenly stood up and yelled, "Xiao Qing——!"

The boy cried out loudly. Boys in the sixth grade don't cry casually. It seems that it really hurts.

Xiao Qing continued, "I'll beat you once you say it, and as long as you don't die, I'll beat you to death!!"

The teacher in charge was trembling with anger, and raised his hand to teach Xiao Qing a lesson, but fortunately Xiao Jing stopped him.

"I'm sorry, Qingqing is not very sensible." Xiao Jing still had a calm expression on his face.

"Not sensible? Just say these three words!? Your family is really enlightened!? You don't need to go to school? Take it home!!"

At this time, the office door opened again, and a woman was standing at the door. Seeing her precious son crying into a disfigured face, she hurried over and took him into her arms. Be good, don’t cry dear.”

It appears the boy's parents have also arrived.

"Teacher! What's going on!" The woman looked at Xiao Qing angrily, "Is your child educated!?"

Xiao Qing was also very angry, "He is talking nonsense everywhere! He talks about everyone he meets!! He is really sick!!"

With the protection of his mother, the boy let go of his courage, "Yes! I will tell everyone! Keep them away from you, a disgusting child!! You are abnormal! You are scum!! You are a drag!"

Xiao Jing said calmly, "Your mother taught you?"

"Yes! What do you want to do! Pervert!!"

Xiao Jing raised his eyebrows, "This parent, it's fine if you can't control your own mouth, and you still instill these things in the child's mind. I don't think you are more responsible than me."

The woman stood up and said angrily, "I just taught him to stay away from people like you! Gay! Disgusting! My child can't become like you!"

Xiao Qing was trembling with anger, "My brother graduated from University A! Big brother graduated from University C! Stupid thing!! Your child can't even get into the top ten of the class!"

"Hey, who knows what tricks were used, and I haven't been gay after talking for a long time."

The head teacher who was frightened came back to his senses, and quickly interjected, "Wait, both of you stop arguing..."

Xiao Qing pointed to the boy's nose and complained, "He talks about me behind my back every day! Says I'm abnormal! Keep my classmates away from me! Talk bad about my two brothers! He says we're disgusting! One time he deliberately tore up my homework , made fun of me! Yesterday he led someone to scratch our car! That white car! I didn’t kill him, it’s already good!!”

The boy retorted: "I didn't! I didn't row your car! Did you see it!?? Your broken car is not half as good as my mother's!"

"I...I'll kill you!!" Xiao Qing wanted to charge forward again as she spoke, but fortunately she was stopped by Xiao Jing.

"Qingqing, let's talk when we go home."

"but--"

The woman interrupted Xiao Qing: "Go home?? You kids beat my kids up like this and you think that's it? Believe it or not, I'll call the police! This is school violence!"

"We will lose money to you." Xiao Jing said.

"Huh?" The woman sneered, "We are not short of money, we want your child to come and apologize!! Otherwise, we will see you at the police station!!"

"Oh, then go to the police." After Xiao Jingyun said this calmly, he left the office with Xiao Qing.

Xiao Qing was still domineering in the office, but she was like an eggplant beaten by frost when she went out.

"What's wrong."

"Brother...Did I really do something wrong..."

Xiao Jing glanced at her, "Why do you ask that?"

"Because we are the ones who pay compensation every time...but-but that person is really disgusting, he said, what he said is perverted, disgusting, nondescript, ah ah ah ah it's really ugly anyway, he said everywhere , many people in the class came to ask me, I didn't know how to answer, he took this matter as a joke, he said a lot of bad things about me in secret, the car was scratched yesterday, it was really him Yes, he admitted it himself at the time, and even laughed at me, I had to beat him, otherwise what should I do, he simply..."

"Qingqing." Xiao Jing said, "I didn't say you did something wrong, that woman just now asked you to apologize, so I just took you away."

Xiao Qing said anxiously, "But, but it seems like we are still wrong!"

"Yes, so you should pay more attention in the future."

"Attention!? Are you asking me not to teach him? Wouldn't that be a mess??"

"I didn't say I wouldn't let you teach him a lesson."

Xiao Qing was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Brother, what you mean is that a lesson should be taught, but he can't know who did it, and he can't hold my tail."

Xiao Jing smiled, "It's really smart."

"Okay!" Xiao Qing clenched her fists, "See if I don't kill him! But—brother, what if I get into trouble and get caught..."

Xiao Jing rubbed her hair, "One thing, if you think it's right, then do it, and I'll take care of it for you if something goes wrong."

Xiao Qing blinked, "Okay!"

As for the police station....

Oh, don't forget who the father of Young Master Gu is...

Especially this kind of thing that is reasonable on my side.

After returning home, Xiao Jing began to search for some information about that parent.

Educating children is one thing, behind the scenes... Naturally, it's another...

☆, Extra Story: Lynch got drunk while socializing

It was nine o'clock in the evening, and Xiao Jing decided to go to Lynch's company to find him.

As soon as he got off the elevator, the phone rang, and it was indeed Lynch calling.

Xiao Jing pressed the connect button, "Hello?"

"Hello?" The other party was a strange man's voice,

Xiao Jing frowned, "Who are you?"

"Ah, are you a man?" The other party was surprised.

"......" Xiao Jing replied calmly, "Well, where is the owner of this phone."

"Lynch, Lynch is drunk, are you his...uh...friend, can you take him home."

The other party reported the address, and Xiao Jing drove to the hotel very quickly.

I found the people at that table, and among them, Lynch was yelling loudly while holding his wine glass high. He seemed very excited among a group of people, and he hugged his neck very affectionately and talked like an idiot.

Xiao Jing controlled his expression well, and tried his best to keep the air pressure around him not so low.

"Hey!! He's here!! He's my girlfriend! Did you see it!! Don't—don't laugh at me with one hand! Do you hear me!!" She landed on Xiao Jing, and faced the crowd again, smiling until her eyes almost disappeared, "See?? Pretty?? Hahahaha, you're going to be nympho hahahaha—this is mine! Mine!! "

Audience: "......"

One of them stood up and said, "Well, he seems to regard you as his girlfriend, you can send him back."

Someone echoed, "He drank too much to deal with the guests before, and his sanity was not clear."

Xiao Jing helped Lynch up, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry to trouble you, thank you."

Lynch shook his head, not knowing why, "Hey, where are you going? My friend is still here."

Xiao Jing asked while supporting him, "Do you still recognize who I am?"

Lynch stretched his neck to take a closer look, and a smell of alcohol came to his face.

"Uh...you're not Xiao Jing? Then who are you? Where's Xiao Jing??" Lynch tilted his head drunkenly, "Who are you?"

Xiao Jing covered Lynch's face with one hand, "Don't look at me like that."

Lynch snorted a few times, and pulled Xiao Jing's hand away dissatisfied, "Why, I want to look at you like this."

"Believe it or not, I got you here."

"Trust me, you can deal with me." After finishing speaking, Lynch bit Xiao Jing's neck hard.

"...you hurry up." Xiao Jing hurriedly dragged Lynch out of the hotel.

Throwing him on the co-pilot, Xiao Jing started the car.

Lynch coughed a few times, rubbed his eyes tiredly, "Xiao Jing, are you dead too?"

"Well, I'm dead too." Xiao Jing didn't need to reason with a drunk.

"Ah...I—I want to say...uh...Xiao Jing, if you don't look at me, where are you looking???"

"I see the way."

"Deer? Deer...do you like deer?? I'll dress it up for you..." Lynch said, putting his hands in the shape of a v, putting them on top of his head, and smiling foolishly, "deer."

Xiao Jing glanced at him, "Why do you look like a retarded person?"

"—You called me stupid again." Lynch put down his hands depressedly, "You have called me stupid since high school."

"You are stupid."

"Xiao Jing! I want to say goodbye to you!!" Lynch wanted to stand up, but the seat belt tied him tightly to the chair.

"Don't move around, be good." Xiao Jing patted Lynch's head.

Lynch then rubbed his head against the palm of his hand, as if it was very comfortable.

Xiao Jing speeded up the car.

Lynch wanted to sleep a little, and subconsciously wanted to lie on Xiao Jing's lap, so he groped between Xiao Jing's legs.

——Hey, something seems wrong.

Before Lynch recovered, Xiao Jing grabbed his hair and forced him to look up at him.

Xiao Jing gritted his teeth, and said word by word, "Don't, give, me, chaos, move."

Lynch sniffed and withdrew his hand silently.

When they arrived at their place of residence, Xiao Jing carried Lynch out of the car, and Lynch had already fallen asleep in a daze, and it was finally not as troublesome as before.

After closing the door, Lynch finally woke up.

"Well, Xiao Jing, are we home yet?" Lynch wanted to break free after speaking, but Xiao Jing tightly restrained him.

"Hey, I'm home, why are you still hugging me?" The blush on Lynch's face has not faded, but his temper has come up.

Xiao Jing threw this ignorant guy on the bed like throwing trash, "Are you sober?"

Lynch groaned and sat up, "Why did you throw me, are you sick???"

Still looks like an idiot.

Xiao Jing took off his coat, and began to look for things in the bedside table, "The lubricant seems to be used up, and the delivery is too slow."

Lynch leaned over, "Ah, do you want to fuck me again. You can't fuck me."

Xiao Jing has endured from the road until now.

"Why can't I fuck you."

Lynch thought for a while, "If I say no, I won't. If you dare to be tough, I'll find another man."

"Oh? You still want to find another man." Xiao Jing squeezed Lynch's chin, "Tell me who you want to find?"

"Li Amao, Wang Agou, Sun Amao, they can all do it."

Lynch's mind has been completely broken.

Xiao Jing was originally teasing him, but he actually said a series of names.

"Xiao Jing, what are you doing.... What are you doing with the rope." Lynch couldn't help shrinking back into the bed.

Xiao Jing ignored him, quickly stripped off Lynch's shirt, and then forcibly tied Lynch's hands behind his back, "I'll teach you a lesson."

"Hey, what's wrong with me! I have to go to work tomorrow?" Lynch was so scared that he woke up a lot.

"I'll give you two choices, open your legs obediently, or I'll tie your legs up too."

"Don't, don't, don't...I'll do it myself...don't come near me." Lynch was inconvenient with his hands bound behind his back, and he leaned against the head of the bed, symbolically spreading his legs.

Xiao Jing put one hand next to Lynch's ear, leaned over and half pressed it, and said in a hoarse voice, "Unbutton the button for me."

"...I don't have hands."

"Use your mouth."

Lynch looked at him in disbelief, "I can't untie it with my mouth."

"You really don't listen to me?"

Lynch quickly shook his head, raised his head slightly, and bit the first button of Xiao Jing's shirt, trying to undo it with his teeth, but it was obviously very difficult. Lynch was still a little dizzy, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't undo it. He untied it, and all he got in return was the gasping sound that became more and more obvious in his ears.

Xiao Jing pressed Lynch's shoulder with one hand, and pressed him on the bed, "How many times tonight?"

Lynch was terrified, "...once...is that okay?"

Xiao Jing didn't give a clear answer, took off Lynch's pants, raised one of his legs, "It depends on your performance."

--later.

"You kill me...I'm not going to die, I have no strength, my voice is hoarse!! Is your pervert sick?? Uh...Three times... .Tomorrow I can't go to work again...I have to sleep...I don't care if you come back tomorrow, ah no, you have nothing to eat for a week!"

☆, Xiao Yuanteng adopts his son outside the episode

At that time, Xiao Yuanteng was still a Xiao Yuanteng who was not very skilled in being a father.

In other words, the problem is not Xiao Yuanteng himself, but his son.

When Xiao Yuanteng has dinner with his friends, he often hears other people mentioning some sweet and interesting things, most of which are related to his son and daughter. Xiao Yuanteng doesn’t say anything on the face, but in fact his heart is already itching——I also amuse my son like this when I go home Will his reaction be so cute?Ha ha ha ha.

"Xiaojing." Xiao Yuanteng said with a smile while holding a newly released toy racing track, "Do you want to play with cars??"

Any little boy couldn't resist these temptations, little Xiao Jing tilted his head to look and nodded.

Xiao Yuanteng sat side by side with Xiao Xiao Jing in the living room, and spliced ​​the track section by section, two remote controls, and two racing cars.

Little Xiao Jing picked the red one.

Then the black one belongs to Xiao Yuanteng.

The rules are simple, whoever runs the entire track to the finish line first wins.

Wen Wanyi sat on the sofa and watched the father and son play.

The race was very harmonious at the beginning, the black car led by a little bit, and the red car has been chasing very hard.On the track surface of the second section, the black car hit an obstacle and was delayed. The red car took the opportunity to run with it, and the gap was not as big as before.

The black racing car did not rush to accelerate, there are many curves here.But it always hits the red car intentionally or unintentionally, and prevents it from getting ahead.

Little Xiao Jing frowned, pressed the button to speed up and overtake from the right, Xiao Yuanteng naturally would not overtake him, and also controlled the car to lean to the right.

But this time Xiao Yuanteng didn't control it well. This section was a curve. The red car was accelerating and had already passed the rear of the black car.

.........

Xiao Xiao Jing was silent.

Wen Wanyi glared at Xiao Yuanteng, who was also silent, and helped Xiao Jing retrieve the racing car, coaxing, "Xiao Jing, let's play again, Dad won't hit you this time."

Xiao Yuanteng coughed twice in embarrassment, "Yes, yes, I will definitely not bump into you this time."

The second game started again.

Xiao Yuanteng set his speed at full speed, wanting to give his son a chance.

However, the red car did not overspeed, it obediently followed behind the black car.

Just as Xiao Yuanteng didn't understand, suddenly there was a "click!", and the red racing car slammed into the black racing car hard, followed by the second and third sounds, and the black racing car was almost knocked over!

Wen Wanyi laughed out loud.

Xiao Yuanteng knew that this was retaliation, so he immediately switched to the next lane, and Xiao Xiao Jing also ran over, this time hitting from the side, each time was more ruthless!

Before, Xiao Yuanteng bumped into a car while in the race.

Now, while Xiao Jing was crashing, he was competing in a race!

"Xiao Jing...it's not like that."

As soon as Xiao Yuanteng finished speaking, the black racing car finally couldn't withstand the heavy damage and was knocked into the air.

Little Xiao Jing looked up at Xiao Yuanteng, "You lost."

"........"

Isn't this different from other children? ? ?

☆、【Thank you for your company】

First of all, I am very grateful to the little friends who have been following the article. This is the first time I write an article. I hope to forgive you for writing in many places~

This article, how should I put it, is more relaxed, close to reality, each chapter is quite short hehe

The stories of Xiao Jing and Lin Qi, Yang Tianfan and Gu Yunxin are recorded here~

I always believed that they really existed, and I was just responsible for writing their stories with a clumsy pen and presenting them to you.

I am a hard-working student party, and the update time is really erratic [depressed face] Some friends have waited very hard to say sorry here

I posted the original text on [So Love Exists], yes, in fact, I mainly mixed love 233

Alright, that’s all for the long-winded, thank you everyone who likes this article, everyone who likes them!