Coincidentally, I am also bent

On the way home, Lin Qi and Xiao Jing walked side by side, they were two ordinary figures in the crowd.

Lynch took a peek at Xiao Jing, and Xiao Jing turned his head almost immediately, "What's wrong."

"No, it's nothing." Lynch frowned angrily, why would he notice him every time he looked at him.

In the blink of an eye, they have been together for more than two years, and it seems that every day is not boring, wishing to start all over again.

Think about it carefully, how did you meet Xiao Jing in the first place?

Forget it, or forget it.Lynch unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth. In short, this person is by his side now, and he has to be by his side for the rest of his life.

For love, who cares if he is a man or a woman, if you fall in love, you will fall in love, and they will finally be together.

They don't have the sweet love words of ordinary lovers, and they can't hold hands and kiss in public.

But he likes him, and he likes him.

Even if some people don't understand, some people don't agree, some people will frown.He still likes him.

Lynch glanced at Xiao Jing again, Xiao Jing turned his head, "What's wrong?"

"Why do you notice it every time I look at you?"

"Feel."

"My God, I don't believe it. Honestly, are you looking at me too?"

Xiao Jing smiled, but didn't answer.

"Hey, I have something to ask you, why did you like me in the first place?"

"You can ask such vulgar questions."

"Actually, I used to think these questions were very boring, but it's my turn, and I always want to ask them."

"you guess."

"I guess your uncle?"

"If you can't guess today, guess tomorrow, and if you can't tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow. At worst, you can spend the rest of your life guessing."

Lynch rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction, "Xiao Jing, be more serious."

Xiao Jing raised his eyebrows, "Do you know what truth is?"

"What is reality?"

"It's like I want to fuck you now, so I push you to the ground."

The corner of Lynch's mouth twitched, "Can you stop ruining the atmosphere?"

"You're going to ask me."

Lynch just shut up.

But soon, Lynch couldn't help but glanced at Xiao Jing again. This time, he didn't wait for Xiao Jing to ask what was wrong, and he spoke first——

"Xiao Jing."

"Ok?"

"I like you. No, I love you."

"—Hmm. What a coincidence, so am I."

【End of full text】

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☆, Xiao Jing's day outside the episode

In the morning, Lynch got up to make noodles.

— no good morning kisses. 【Unhappy +10】

"Xiao Jing, get up and eat." Lynch put two bowls of noodles in clear soup on the table and urged him to get up quickly.

Xiao Jing woke up early, and started to have breakfast together after washing up.

"Hey, I forgot to feed the fish, you eat first." Lynch put down his chopsticks and went to get bread crumbs and fish food.

——We don’t eat breakfast together. 【Unhappy +10】

After breakfast, Xiao Jing sent Lynch to school. Lynch looked at his watch, "Fuck, I'm a few minutes later than usual today. The lecture is about to start and I'm going to be late." Lynch hurriedly got out of the car and left quickly.

— No parting kiss. 【Unhappy +10】

At noon, Xiao Jing drove to University C to pick up someone. Lynch ate the last candy before getting in the car.

— not to feed someone. 【Unhappy +10】

During the afternoon nap, Lynch turned on the air conditioner and slept alone on the floor.

—Refused to share the same bed. 【Unhappy +20】

In the afternoon, Lynch remembered that he still had homework to finish, so he went to school alone in advance.

——I didn't ask someone to send it. 【Unhappy +10】

Lin Qi went home in the afternoon and saw Xiao Jing reading a book, so he didn't bother him.

——I didn’t even know how to say hello when I got home. 【Unhappy +10】

night--

"What the hell did I do wrong, your temper is getting worse and worse!" Lynch jumped off the bed, "Temperance! We agreed once every two days!"

——Being more and more arrogant, and said that someone has a bad temper. 【Unhappy +20】

later--

"Well, that's enough, I made a mistake, stop, brother Jing"

——I know I was wrong, so good. 【Happy+max】

☆, Extra Story of Tanabata

Lynch was watching TV at home, Xiao Jing came back a bit late, and put a stack of things on the desk, it seemed that he was going to stay up late tonight.

Afraid of disturbing him, Lynch turned off the TV with the remote control, and turned to play with his mobile phone.Xiao Jing turned on the desk lamp and said, "Go to bed first, don't wait for me."

Lynch groaned, changed his posture and continued playing with his phone.

After he finished watching all kinds of games and Moments, Xiao Jing was still writing at the desk.Lynch remembered the fresh lotus pods he bought at noon today, so he rolled out of bed to find a plate, and sat down next to Xiao Jing with a bag of lotus pods in his arms.

Xiao Jing glanced at him, didn't say anything, it was a tacit agreement.

Lynch peeled off the turquoise lotus seeds one by one and put them on a plate, and when the plate was full, he began to peel them one by one.

The boss was right. These lotus pods are expensive for a reason. They are very tender and sweet, and they are also very big. After Lynch ate one, he peeled one for Xiao Jing. When he made up ten, he fed them to Xiao Jing one by one. .

Xiao Jing was writing something while chewing the sweet lotus seed rice. Lynch thought it was fun, like feeding a pet.

"Hey, how long do you have to write?"

"I don't know, there is a lecture tomorrow, I have to sort out these things."

"You're so smart that you don't have to do it."

Xiao Jing glanced at Lynch, "I remember doing it last night."

"......That was not what I meant."

"Oh, I can't think of anything else you could mean."

"...Okay, you continue to write." Lynch angrily continued to peel the lotus seed rice, this time he ate two before peeling one for Xiao Jing.

Before he knew it, the large plate of lotus seeds was almost eaten, Lynch looked at his watch, it was almost eleven o'clock, and Xiao Jing didn't intend to finish writing yet! !

"Stop writing! Go to sleep!"

"Go to bed first, I'll be here later."

Lynch angrily stuffed the last piece of lotus seed rice into Xiao Jing's mouth, "I'll give you 5 minutes."

Then Lynch ran to tease the fish.

But it was obvious that "Lynch" and "Xiao Jing" didn't want to talk to him, and it was not interesting for Lynch to tease him for a long time.

Oh great, 5 minutes have passed.

Lynch returned to Xiao Jing's side again, "5 minutes have passed, it's time to sleep."

Xiao Jing hummed, and finally turned off the lamp.

It's still an hour before twelve o'clock.

Lynch carefully scanned Xiao Jing from beginning to end again. Xiao Jing felt uncomfortable, and turned his head to look at him, "What are you going to do?"

Seeing Xiao Jing's really ignorant face, Lynch gritted his teeth.

"—do you know what day it is?"

"Today doesn't seem to be your birthday. It doesn't seem to be my birthday either. It's not the birthday of those two fishes either. We don't have a dog in our family."

"........"

Lynch nodded, "Okay, go take a shower, I'm going to sleep."

After finishing speaking, Lynch went to bed decisively and lay down.

Xiao Jing was a little baffled, and began to recall what day it was today.

He remembered - today is Qixi Festival.

Speaking of which, this is the first Chinese Valentine's Day since they got their parents' consent.

OK, no presents.

Xiao Jing fell into deep thought, whether someone would deliberately kick him out of bed tonight.

When Xiao Jing was taking a shower, he was thinking that he should conjure up something and deal with it first.Then he thought of the cabinet on the right side of the desk, there were some new things there, and he could pick one out.

Taking advantage of Lynch's inattention, Xiao Jing took a shower and opened the cabinet. Inside were all bought when he came to college two years ago, and he didn't know the specifics.

After searching, I found an exquisite gift box, which contained a pocket watch, which was brand new.

Although I don't remember when I bought this ghost thing, but this thing is now the best "Chinese Valentine's Day gift".

Xiao Jing threw the gift box to Lynch who was lying on the bed, "Just kidding you, gift."

Lynch glanced at the gift box, and his expression changed instantly, "What did you say?"

"Gift for Chinese Valentine's Day, open it and have a look."

"..." Lynch opened the gift box with a little stiffness, and there was a pocket watch inside.

Lynch began to tremble with joy, "This is... the Qixi Festival gift you bought???"

"Yes, that's right." Xiao Jing lied without changing his face, very naturally.

"Okay....really...pretty..." Lynch put the pocket watch on the bedside table with a smile, "I'm asleep."

Xiao Jing felt that Lynch was a bit strange, but he didn't think too much about it, so he managed to deal with it.

Obviously, Xiao Jing's thinking is too simple.

The next morning, his breakfast was instant noodles without seasoning.

Lunch and dinner are notified to eat at school.

The third day is the same as the second day.

The fourth day is the same as the third day.

Obviously, Lynch was angry.

In desperation, Xiao Jing re-bought a more fraudulent pocket watch to show his sincerity.

night of the fourth day.

Lynch was sitting on the bed looking at his phone, Xiao Jing swung the newly bought pocket watch in front of his eyes, "No, I bought it again, replace the previous one."

Lynch raised his eyelids, "Oh? Why."

"I didn't choose the one before. It looks old and ugly. In recent days, I found that you don't seem to like this retro style."

Lynch smiled, "Why did you choose this old and ugly watch?"

Xiao Jing continued to answer, "When I read it online, I thought it was pretty good at the time, but after I bought it, I realized it was completely different."

"That's really a pity." Lynch took the new watch and put it away.

Xiao Jing tentatively asked, "Then tomorrow - am I still eating at school?"

"Oh, yes, don't even think about coming back to eat in the future."

"——... What else are you dissatisfied with?"

Lynch smiled, "No, I just don't want to cook recently."

Xiao Jing pondered for a while, and suddenly a terrible idea popped up...

Lynch's attitude...

"Ahem, where are you - where is your Qixi Festival gift?" Xiao Jing asked with some embarrassment.

"Here it is." Lynch took out the retro-style pocket watch before, "This is it."

"...Didn't I send you this?"

When Xiao Jing said this, he had already thought of the consequences.

"Yes, I sent you too." Lynch said calmly.

Lynch gave Xiao Jing a pocket watch this Chinese Valentine's Day, using the money he saved for three months.

Xiao Jing gave him the pocket watch back, and said, "It's your Qixi Festival gift."

Later, Xiao Jing also said, "This watch is old and ugly."

good.There is no more.

just now.

Xiao Jing coughed in disguise, "This... I'm sorry, I forgot about Qixi Festival."

"You didn't feel anything at school???"

".....No."

"Okay, go to bed." Lynch put on a blanket and went to sleep after finishing speaking.

Xiao Jing pulled the blanket off him, "——do you care about these days?"

"Days are not important, the key is that you are perfunctory to me. And perfunctory so perfunctory."

"......"

Day [-] - "Not in the mood, don't do it."

Day [-] - "I refuse."

The third day——"Woo...I don't shout, um...ah...I won't shout to death, you...you c*ck I won't shout!"

Fourth day.

Xiao Jing opened the book at school, and the first thing he saw was a super big bastard drawn with a black marker......

In short, this Qixi Festival is simply a disaster.

☆、A hundred questions and answers outside the episode ([-])

1. [What are the names of both parties? 】

Xiao Jing: Xiao Jing.

Lynch: Lynch.

Fu Er: This kind of question is used to make up numbers...

2. [What is the gender of both parties? 】

Xiao Jing: Male.

Lynch: Male.

Rotten [-]:_(:з」∠)_

3. [What is the relationship between the two? 】

Xiao Jing: The relationship between husband and wife.

Lynch: She is my wife.

4. [The place and time of the first encounter? 】

Xiao Jing: I met at the door of the dormitory when I was just in the sophomore week of high school.

Lynch: In my impression, I met him in the infirmary in my second year of high school.

5. [What is the first impression? 】

Xiao Jing: Looks good.

Lynch: Sick.

Fu [-]: Xiao Jing, you superficial person.

6. [When did you fall in love with each other? 】

Xiao Jing: When I saw it in the infirmary, I kind of liked it.

Lynch: I don't know.

Fu [-]: Lynch, be more serious.

Lynch: I really don't know, maybe after I touched Heimi's head.

Fu [-]: Black rice...that dog you raised?

Black rice: woof woof!

7. [What is the opponent's attribute? 】

Xiao Jing: Fried hair.

Lynch: Perverted.

8. [What is the height difference between the two? 】

Xiao Jing: 9cm

Lynch: God damn question.

9. [Where is the first date? 】

Xiao Jing: ——It seems like a playground.

Lynch: I never dated him.

10. [Do you think the other party is easy to get along with? 】

Xiao Jing: Not good.

Lynch: What qualifications do you have to say that I am not easy to get along with? ? ?Who can tolerate you pervert except me? ? ?

Fu Er: Let me tell you, don't flirt.

Lynch: You guys think I'm flirting with him every time I scold him, I swear I don't mean it.

Fu [-]: You stuffed dog food into the host's mouth again.

11. [Generally speaking, where do you like to do it. 】

Xiao Jing: [Pauses for a while] I like it, do it against the wall.

Fu Er: (*/ω＼*) Why.

Xiao Jing: Because of this, he has to hug me so he won’t fall, like being entangled by a koala, and then because of gravity——

Lynch: [angry] Shut up! ! !

Fu [-]: Come and drag Lynch down!Xiao Jing, you continue to say? (????ω????)?.

Xiao Jing: Then because of gravity——

Lynch: [The last second of being dragged off] Xiao Jing, you have no food tonight! ! !

Xiao Jing: Next question.

Fu Er: Damn your future!

12. [What do you like about the other party. 】

Xiao Jing: I like everything.

Lynch: — except that she looks okay, nothing else.

13. 【What kind of animal do you think the other party looks like? 】

Xiao Jing: Fish.

Fu Er: Because of stupidity?

Xiao Jing: Yes.

Lynch: - cat.

Fu Er: ...Why is it a cat.

Lynch: Because he is very clingy to me.

Fu [-]: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mommy save mehahahahaha Lynch you are too shameless hahahaha...

Lynch: [Xiao Jing's indifferent face]

14. [What is the most memorable experience with the other party? 】

Xiao Jing: He really yelled "husband" a hundred times that time.

Lynch: He even recorded it on his fucking phone.

Fu Er: ?(????ω????)? That...Xiao Jing, do you have your cell phone with you?

Xiao Jing: I brought it.

Fu Er:?(????ω????)? Then... can you listen to me.

Xiao Jing: Refused.

Fu Er: (?ò?ó?) I'll just listen for five seconds....

Lynch: Time for the next question.

Rot two:

15. [What posture do you like to use when making love. 】

Xiao Jing: He was kneeling on the bed.

Lynch: Damn, can you stop being so blunt.

Fu [-]: Lynch, what pose do you like?

Lynch: ... the most common.

Fu Er: Is it the kind you just need to lie down and enjoy (*/ω＼*)

Lynch: ...almost.

16. [Do you plan to get married? 】

Xiao Jing: I want to go to the Netherlands to get married.

Lynch: Whatever.

17. 【Does Xiao Jing know how to cook now? 】

Lynch: He can make fried rice with eggs, he can eat it, but he can't die.

18. [What is the opponent's shortcoming? 】

Xiao Jing: Disobedient.

Fu Er: Let me translate it, it means like to die.

Lynch: Perverted.How many times do I have to say this word?

19. 【What do you usually give as a birthday gift? 】

Xiao Jing: Cake and pets.

Lynch: Table.

Fu [-]: Lynch, you only know how to send a watch (˙-˙)

20. [Up to several times a night. 】

Xiao Jing: Three times.

Fu Er: This answer is unexpected, up to three times?I thought it was at least five times.

Xiao Jing: Every time he wanted to continue, he would cry and commit suicide.

Fu Er: (°ー°〃) Lynch is crying and going to commit suicide? ? ?Doesn't it continue like this for the fourth time?

Lynch: Go! !You never know how long it takes! !It's dead twice! !He also forced me to come a third time! !

Fu Er: ?(????ω????)? So you have to strengthen your exercise, or you won't be able to bear it......

twenty one. [Why do you like men. 】

Xiao Jing: Because he is a man.

Lynch: I feel like a natural...

twenty two. [Have you ever encountered other people's white eyes or even nausea?]

Xiao Jing: No, even if someone feels this way, they dare not reveal it.

Lynch: No.Generally neutral.

twenty three. [Do you like to be jealous? 】

Xiao Jing: He always likes to flirt with other men, and he has to teach him a lesson every once in a while.

Lynch: I just make some of the most common eye contact with people and he says I'm flirting.Out of the five times I went to him, three times I stayed with girls, he still has the nerve to talk about me? ? ?

Rot [-]: Between husband and wife, be more considerate...

twenty four. [This is a question from a judge.If you wake up and find that you have switched bodies, will you continue to do it? ? 】

Xiao Jing:......

Lynch:......

Fu Er: ?(????ω????)? There is no more fucking question than this.

Lynch: Who mentioned...

Rot [-]: In order to ensure the personal safety of the judges, we refused to provide IDs.

Lynch: Let me see...I think...I'm going to fuck him!

Fu Er: Then you fuck yourself, won't it be embarrassing (*/ω＼*) Listen to yourself moaning, groaning, etc.

Lynch: If I don't fuck him at this time, then I don't have a chance, anyway, I'm not going to fuck him in the end.

Fu Er: Speaking of which, although you have swapped bodies, can you really beat Xiao Jing?

Lynch: After changing my body, I should have an advantage, right? ?

Fu Er: But the skills are still changed with the soul, maybe you still can't beat them.Okay, Xiao Jing, what will you do? Do you want to fuck yourself? ?

Xiao Jing: - this...

Fu Er: So this question finally stumped the top student in S.

Xiao Jing: ——When will I change it back.

Fu [-]: If you don't have sex, you can't get it back.

Xiao Jing: Then he will fuck me.

Fu [-]: Damn it!You actually want to be down there! !You have to endure being fucked! ! ? ?

Xiao Jing: Well, anyway, I'm so handsome, it won't matter if I got caught last time.

Fu Er:.......Xiao Jing, this does not match your set personality....._(:з」∠)_

Lynch: Stupid hahahaha!I'm in your body, do you think I'll be safe hahahaha!I'm going to tie myself up in the most seductive pose and take a picture with my phone!Record your groans!Put yourself in heat and try to make it out in the mirror!Let you watch yourself in heat, panting and tearful, and I still want to call [Lynch Husband**] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Xiao Jing:......

Fu Er:......This is really.....too scary...but...I really want to laugh...

25. [May I ask where the two like to do it the most. 】

Xiao Jing: Hmm... let's use a tent in the field.

Fu [-]: [Excited] Fuck, it's so exciting!Lynch and you! !

Lynch: . . . . .What the fuck is wrong with this.

Fu Er: This is a question for the judges!

Lynch: ....Night, in bed.

Fu Er: Oh, you are really boring.

26. [If you can get pregnant, how many children will you give birth to at most. 】

Lynch: What the hell? ?None!To have another life! [referring to Xiao Jing]

Xiao Jing: ——If he can have children... let’s have two, one boy and one girl is the best, if there is only one, then it’s a girl.

Fu [-]: Hey, Xiao Jing likes girls? ? [pushes Lynch aside]

Xiao Jing: Girls should be cuter.

Fu [-]:?(????ω????)? Boys are obviously cuter.Also, if it was Xiao Jing, would you be able to have children? ?

Xiao Jing:......

Fu Er: (*/ω＼*) This question is like this, please answer it positively.

Lynch: Give birth to seven hahahahaha

Fu Er: _(??ω??」∠)_...Lynch, do you know the word family planning?

Lynch: If Xiao Jing can have children, of course he can have as many children as he can.

Xiao Jing:......Let's adopt it.

Fu Er: Xiao Jing, why are you unwilling to give birth to a child for the two of you? ?

Xiao Jing:......

Fu [-]: Hahahahaha, the person who asked about body swapping and this question is the same person.Xiao Jing, answer why directly.

Xiao Jing: Do you want me to endure it for ten months?reject.

Rot two:......

27. [If Lynch lost his memory and fell in love with a girl, and betrayed his feelings, Xiao Jing, what would you do? 】

Xiao Jing: Drag it back until you die.

Fu Er: _(:з」∠)_Is it too cruel? He lost his memory.

Xiao Jing: The body remembers.The big deal is to lock him up, you can only like me.

Rotten Two: I lost to you.

28. [What do you usually call yourself when you are having sex. 】

Xiao Jing: Xiao Jing, husband, brother Jing, dear.

Lynch: ...... Lynch.

Fu [-]: Lynch, please tell the truth.

Author [appears suddenly]: I know this. Generally speaking, Xiao Jing’s name is Lynch, of course it’s more than just a name. There is a baby, a good wife, a wife, a baby—oh, there are so many, anyway, I didn’t hear the specifics clearly.

Fu Er:......You...didn't hear you clearly? .....are you still eavesdropping on...? ? ?

Author: Yes, my son, why can't I listen.

Lynch: ...... I think you are tired of work.

Author: I am your real father, do you know how difficult it is to have a real father now? ?What's the matter? ?

author.pawn.

29. [Have you ever done some very interesting sex. 】

Xiao Jing: On his birthday, put cake on him.

Fu Er: (*/ω＼*) Oh, is that the kind that spreads the cake all over your body and then eats it bite by bite? ?

Lynch: ...Can I ask some normal questions.

30. 【What is the sweetest thing. 】

Xiao Jing: He called me by my name.

Lynch: He said "Well, I'm here."

Fu Er: ...... The hot dog food fell on my face.

31. 【Do you have any special hobbies】

Xiao Jing: ——No.

Lynch: ...No.

Fu Er: You two have ghosts in your heart (˙ω˙乁)

32. [If the other party becomes a girl, what will you do? 】

Xiao Jing: Then I don’t need to go to the Netherlands to get married

Lynch: Finally I can fuck him

33. [Switch the camera and aim at Yang Tianfan and Gu Yunxin]

34. 【What do you think about Question 33】

Yang Tianfan: This kind of thing is obvious...doesn't need to be exposed.

Gu Yunxin: Brains are not enough.

35. 【What do you think about Yang Xiao's cult】

Yang Tianfan: Can you not mention this? I just confessed it because of my brain.

Fu [-]: Please answer positively.

Yang Tianfan: Confessing to Xiao Jing was the biggest failure in my life.

Author [appears suddenly]: Shouldn't your biggest failure be falling in love with Gu Yunxin?

Fu Er: I remember you had already "died" before.

Author: Don't you understand the simple truth of the author's eternal life? ? ?

Fu Er: Shameless!

Author: Believe it or not, I wrote you to death?

Fu Er: Are you coming? ?

Rot two.pawn.

Gu Yunxin: Is it really okay to be so casual...

Author: Okay, let's continue, Gu Yunxin, what's your opinion?

Gu Yunxin: ——Well, it’s hard to say, but I just feel that it’s quite funny.If we really get together, hahaha that guy Xiao Jing is the one down there hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Author: ...... How could I have a son like you with unlimited emotional intelligence.

36. 【Where do you like to have sex】

Yang Tianfan: Car.

Audience: Why don't you play car shock live! !

Gu Yunxin: Go aside! !I think....it should be, it is better on the table, but it is a bit hard.

37. 【Would you be where you are today if there was no misunderstanding about Snow White at the beginning】

Yang Tianfan: If he and I were admitted to the same university under such circumstances, I think there is a chance.

Gu Yunxin: ——Maybe...it will...

38. [Gu Yunxin, how many girlfriends have you had]

Gu Yunxin:.......I don't remember clearly, counting from junior high school to the first semester of senior high school, it's a bit much. [glances at Yang Tianfan]

Author: Yang Tianfan, do you have any feelings?

Yang Tianfan: He is no longer a prostitute.

39. [The limit of Yang Tianfan's strength? 】

Yang Tianfan: I haven't tried it.

Gu Yunxin: I think it is positive infinity

40. [If the body is swapped? 】

Yang Tianfan: Then don't I want to fuck myself?

Gu Yunxin: Swap bodies? ?Does my having Yang Tianfan's body mean that I have so much strength?Well, I'm going to fuck him.

Author: But you can do it by looking at your own face?

Gu Yunxin: That's not easy, just cover his face.

Author: ...Then it's embarrassing for you to go to your own body, right?

Gu Yunxin: Why is it embarrassing? Yang Tianfan has always said that it is very comfortable inside and I want to try it too.

Author: [vomiting blood] You fucking have completely separated the soul from the body

☆, Xiao Qing outside the episode

It's a sunny day.

Lin Qi came home from get off work, Xiao Yuanteng and Wen Wanyi had business abroad recently, Xiao Qing handed over to him and Xiao Jing, one person was responsible for the pick-up and drop-off for the whole day, today belongs to Lynch.

This is Lynch's first year after graduating from university. Xiao Qing is already in the sixth grade. This child is very restless and has been used to it since childhood.

There were still two hours before Xiao Qing left school, Lynch changed his clothes, and just turned on the computer when the phone rang.

Oh, it's Xiao Qing's class teacher again, can Xiao Qing be as quiet as her brother? ? ?

At least in terms of learning.

After receiving the news of Xiao Qing's fight, Lin Qi had to go downstairs to Xiao Qing's school.

Fortunately, the traffic wasn't too heavy today. Lynch soon arrived at Xiao Qing's elementary school, and he parked the car in an open space.

Lin Qi, who was already very familiar with how to get to Xiao Qing's head teacher's office, pushed open the door of the office. Xiao Qing stood at the desk with an extremely arrogant expression of "what can you do to me".

There was another boy, probably the victim, standing on the other side of the desk with teary eyes.

Hey, it's quite pitiful for a boy in sixth grade to cry like this.

Lynch: "Teacher, I'm sorry I'm late."

The class teacher is a woman in her 30s. She stood up politely, "Hi, please sit down first and listen to Xiao Qing's reason for fighting this time."

Lynch pulled a chair helplessly, "Qingqing, what trouble did you get into again?"

Seeing Lynch, Xiao Qing changed her arrogance just now, blinked her eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Big brother, he was the one who spread rumors outside first, I just taught him a lesson, how could I know that he is so ungrateful."

Lynch: "......"

Yes, if you want to blame, blame this boy for being too careless!

The teacher was so angry that he patted the table, "Listen! Such absurd excuse! You know it's causing trouble all day long!"

Xiao Qing retorted, "How many times have I told you that he provoked me first! Do I have to endure it? Why?? Want me to watch him make fun of me? Since he can't beat me, he will do it!" Why do you want to mess with me? Isn’t this just asking for trouble?? In the end, blame me??”

Lynch almost laughed out loud.

The head teacher turned green with anger, "If he bullies you, you can come to the teacher, why do you have to use violence to solve the problem, beating is wrong!"

"But it's useless to ask the teacher for some problems. This concerns the privacy of our family, so it's better to solve it in private."

"How does this concern the privacy of your family? Let's hear it?"

"I said it's private, so of course I can't talk about it!"

The class teacher persisted, "Tell the teacher to listen to the teacher to help you solve it."

"That's right! If I want the teacher to help me, I have to expose the privacy of my family! But this cannot be revealed, it's self-contradictory, so I didn't ask the teacher!"

Lynch finally couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Qing turned her head and asked with wide eyes, "Big brother, do you think I'm right?"

The teacher suddenly stood up, "This parent, oh no, you are her brother, right? Can you correct your attitude?"

"Ahem, I'm sorry." Lynch pulled Xiao Qing over, "Qingqing, why did you hit him?"

Xiao Qing pouted, "He spread rumors and said bad things about me."

"You can't hit people, you know? Who taught you these things?"

"My brother."

"......"

Xiao Jing, you're goddamn.

The corner of Lynch's mouth twitched slightly, "Don't listen to him in the future, he only knows how to mess around."

After finishing speaking, Lynch stood up and said to the teacher, "I'm sorry, I will educate this child. We are willing to compensate for the damage this time. Is the child injured anywhere?"

"The injury didn't hurt much, so you don't need to lose money, but if there is another time, Xiao Qing, you will be in danger of being fired."

Xiao Qing silently rolled her eyes. If this was the case, she would have been expelled countless times.

After some tossing, Lynch brought Xiao Qing out. It was almost the end of get out of class. Xiao Qing pulled Lynch's sleeve and said, "Big Brother, shall we go eat? I'm going to eat the chocolate ice cream sold by the school."

"Okay, we'll go home after you finish eating, and don't fight next time, do you hear me?"

Xiao Qing snorted, but did not answer.

Lynch didn't expect her to really guarantee this, so he took her to the school supermarket to buy a chocolate cone and ate it on the chair outside with her.

After Xiao Qing wiped her mouth clean, Lynch took Xiao Qing home. The car was still there. When Lynch looked for the keys, he found something was wrong.

The door was scratched.

There are gray scratches and even smashed marks on it that are completely out of proportion to the smooth white color. It is estimated that they were made with stones. Which ignorant child is it?

Lynch frowned, and squatted down to check these serious gray marks. It seems that he has to pay to repair it... By the way, this car was just bought by Xiao Jing this year...Which kid, can you If you know something, it must be expensive to fix it.

Xiao Qing leaned over, saw these scratches, and suddenly became furious, "Which guy did it, he is going to die!"

"Qingqing! Pay attention to the way you speak, get in the car first." Lynch sent the angry Xiao Qing into the car, and went to the other side to open the door and sit in the driver's seat. troublesome."

Xiao Qing pouted depressedly, "Big brother, I'm sorry."

"Huh? Sorry for what you said."

Xiao Qing didn't answer, but just looked out of the car window.

Lynch glanced at her, "Qingqing, the car can be repaired if it breaks down, don't be unhappy?"

"Husband, shall we repair the car?" Xiao Qing said seriously.

Lynch was so frightened by her husband that he almost stepped on the brakes.

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