I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Do you know who my brother is?"

"I know, Ximen Fuxue~"

Ximen Lanxing sat in front of the mirror without any fluctuations in her heart (that's why), trying to ignore the hands that were wiping her face.

Sikong Zhaixing said that in order to ensure that Ximen Lanxing's women's clothing can be sold well, he must personally help Ximen Lanxing with makeup.

He will definitely show the same level of disguise as a boy from childhood to adulthood, and make Ximen Lanxing a qualified oiran.

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Although I don't quite understand why the disguise technique also requires the boy's skill.

But there is always a feeling that we are about to see head-changing surgery and P-picture surgery.

"Since you know who my brother is, how dare you let me dress up as a woman and give me makeup?"

Ximen Lanxing lowered his voice, with a stern face and expressionless face, he looked a little bit like Ximen Chuixue's usual appearance, so frightened that Sikong Zhaixing's hands trembled, and his eyeliner was almost crooked.

"Hey, don't tell me, the two of you didn't feel like brothers before. Now you look a little bit like your brother with a straight face." Sikong Zhaixing smiled, the expression on his face was almost Teased, the expression on his face was probably 'So you didn't pick up the little star~', and he was very honest, "Don't scare me with your brother. I know why I saw Lu Xiaoxing last night. Chicken, did you wait until now to appear in front of you? Isn’t it because your brother just left!”

"He'll be back."

"When he comes back, you've already dressed as a woman~ Don't think too much in life, just enjoy yourself!"

Ximen Lanxing took a deep breath, "I'm upset!!!"

While being a make-up lady (grandfather), Sikong Zhaixing is also responsible for appeasing Ximen Lanxing's fragile little man's heart.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll stuff you with two steamed buns later, and you will find the feeling after looking in the mirror~"

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Ximen Lanxing thought about it carefully for a while, and felt that every mistake was the fault of the system.

If the system hadn't tempted him by increasing the acquisition rate of extraterrestrial meteorites, he wouldn't have agreed to such a mission that broke the main line.

If he was determined not to do missions, determined not to wear women's clothes, if Sikong Zhaixing dared to smear him like he is now, he would have been slapped in the face by his Ximen Lanxing heavy sword, and the more he slapped, the flatter he was. Walk.

Wait, why does this sentence sound like a tongue twister?

Sikong Zhaixing for a while, and Ximen Lanxing for a while, feeling a little targeted.

"Hey, Sikong, change your name."

"Don't change, don't change, don't worry, even if I am a star, I will not take away your little star~"

"Sikong Picking the Moon, Sikong Picking the Sun, just change it to one."

"Picking the moon is okay, but it sounds like a Buddhist Ramadan, and I always feel that there is no meat to eat. As for picking the sun...I think it's too hot!"

"It's really not possible, I allow you to call Sikong Zhexue."

"Sorry, I still want to live to 99."

"Ka Ke." There was a knock on the door, accompanied by Hua ManLou's indifferent voice, "Are you two okay? Lu Xiaofeng said that Dian Huan Cai Pavilion will be open this time, let's get ready to go."

In the end, Ximen Lanxing didn't wear the yellow tutu skirt recommended by the system, and he also rejected the double ponytail.

He just agreed to let Sikong Zhaixing decorate his high ponytail.

Sikong Zhaixing's head replacement surgery mainly focuses on the eyes, to be precise, the eye shadow.

He hooked the ends of Ximen Lanxing's eyes with black eyeliner, changing the line of the eyes, making those cold eyes that were exactly the same as Ximen Chuuxue's become slightly charming.

"Tsk tsk tsk, my skills are really good! Just your face can be captivated by my disguise!" Sikong Zhaixing lifted Ximen Lanxing's chin, looked left and right , very satisfied.

"Please wait for my brother to come back in a few days, and then say the same thing to a face that is almost exactly the same as mine."

Even with heavy eye makeup, Ximen Chuuxue might not be able to recognize his younger brother's new makeup at first sight, Ximen Lanxing still gave a very standard one, which can be made into an emoji rolled his eyes.

Ximen Lanxing pushed open the door aggressively, glared fiercely at Lu Xiaofeng who was about to read a joke, and then led Hua Manlou forward in big strides.

Before Lu Xiaofeng came to remember to praise Sikong Zhaixing's make-up skills, he was shocked by Ximen Lanxing's unrecognizable steps when he walked out in a long skirt.

"If this is really a girl from Huancai Pavilion, I wouldn't dare order it even if it's an oiran..."

The process of sneaking into Huancai Pavilion was a bit easier than Ximen Lanxing imagined.

Mr. Gui, disguised as Sikong Zhaixing himself, took out the invitation letter from Huancai Pavilion to the real oiran, and smoothly brought the "oiran" Lan Xing and the blind female luthier into the Huancai Pavilion. First class boudoir.

"It seems that Brother Sikong, you have already prepared."

Hua Manlou's voice raised a little bit, it sounded like a hoarse and cold woman's voice.

"Hehehe, if I'm not prepared, I wouldn't dare to make this suggestion. Don't worry, the oiran and the luthier have been hired by me to spend a lot of money to go to other places, so they won't disturb our plan."

Sikong Zhaixing actually learned a false voice because of the need for the disguise technique, and when he speaks, he looks like a wretched and money-greedy tortoise.

"I..." Ximen Lanxing was interrupted as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Little Xingxing, don't talk for now, you will reveal your secrets if you talk~" Sikong Zhaixing opened the window in the 'boudoir' slightly, looked around, "I'll look around, and talk to a few others. Let’s talk about the girl’s maid and so on. Get ready, Huancai Pavilion has girls’ performances every night, and you’ll be there tonight.”

Ximen Lanxing coughed a few times, tried hard to adjust her voice, and finally found a voice that could get by without making her goose bumps all over the floor.

Not long after, Sikong Zhaixing returned to the room and brought his latest news.

"I heard that Jin Jiuling will come here tonight."

"Yes, it's the one Brother Hua picked up today. Logically speaking, Brother Hua doesn't know the news from our side, so it's impossible to infer that the person who spread the rumor has something to do with Huancai Pavilion. He just came from Chang'an It is even more impossible for Jin Jiuling, who helped solve the case, to know about it, why did he appear here tonight?"

Sikong Zhaixing rubbed his chin in deep thought.

"Maybe it's just like Lu Xiaofeng, who simply likes to visit brothels?"

When Ximen Lanxing heard Sikong Zaixing's question, he went back casually.

"There are quite a few brothels in the city of Hangzhou. Is it such a coincidence that you came to Huancai Pavilion on the first night of your stay?" Sikong Zhaixing never believed in coincidences. In his job, if you entrust your life to coincidences, Leave the mission to luck, he would have died [-] times already.

"Actually, there are only a few possibilities. First, this Jin Jiuling really knows that the rumor-monger has something to do with Huancai Pavilion." Ximen Lanxing gave up the practice, sat cross-legged on the ground, and raised a finger at the same time.

"It's impossible. I know this news because I'm in this business and I'm well-informed. It's impossible for him to know about it just because he came to Hangzhou, unless he has a direct relationship with the rumor-monger!" Sikong Zhaixing said firmly.

"Okay, he is an accomplice of the rumormonger, this is the first possibility." Ximen Lanxing shrugged, he did not refute Sikong Zhaixing.

Originally, the white way has news about the white way, the underworld has news about the underworld, and the thieves naturally have news channels for the thieves.If he has been in Hangzhou for so long, and Jin Jiuling, who has been in Chang'an, knows the news that Sikong Zhaixing, who has been lurking in Hua's house for a long time, knows, it is indeed a bit unreasonable.

"Brother Sikong is right, but we still have to admit that Jin Jiuling, the No.1 arrester in the world and the number one expert in Dali Temple for 300 years, may indeed deduce the relationship between Huancai Pavilion and the rumor-monger through clues." Hua Manlou Put up two fingers, "He came to solve the case to find evidence, this is the second possibility."

"I think there is a third type."

Sikong Zhaixing raised three fingers, "There are many rumors about Jin Jiuling, saying that he wants to be first-rate in everything. He can't drink wine that isn't first-rate, and he doesn't like women who are not first-rate."

"Then, tonight's Huancai Pavilion brought together the No. [-] Oiran of Hangzhou City and the No. [-] Oiran of Suzhou City who came from afar. Perhaps he doesn't want to miss this kind of competition among the first-rate."

Ximen, Suzhou's No. [-] Oiran, Lan Xing, blinked his eyes, not knowing why his house was about to collapse after analyzing the case.

He pondered for a moment, and felt that it was impossible for soldiers to cover the water and soil, and taking the initiative to attack was the momentum they should have as a swordsman.

You can't really be an oiran and wait to be named!

So Ximen Lanxing stood up, opened the screen between the couch and the coffee table, and finally Da Ma stretched his legs apart and sat on the edge of the bed.

"It's very simple to verify whether Jin Jiuling came here for the third reason."

Ximen Lanxing straightened the bangs on her temples, hooked the corners of her lips, and waved her hand vigorously with a three-point domineering, three-point evil, three-point madness and the last part of a bold and tough aura, "Sikong, go find Jin Jiuling."

"Let's say that the oiran from Suzhou has admired Jin Jiuling for a long time, and wants to meet Catcher Jin soon."

The author has something to say:

How could Er Shao be cowardly?

It's impossible to be cowardly in women's clothing!

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Admired for a long time, met the previous one, recommended a pillow seat, spent the spring night together, cloud and rain in Wushan

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It's all impossible.

Pull the lamp to limit the current.

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Today, NetEase's father opened the internal test of Harry Potter's mobile game

so fragrant, so fun

Already want kryptonite

It's a pity that the file is deleted for internal testing QAQ

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