I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

Faced with the matter that the girls in Huancai Pavilion had the unique fragrance left on the letter, Lu Xiaofeng volunteered to investigate.

"For the sake of the truth, I'll pretend to be a customer and visit Huancai Pavilion to see if I can get some clues from the girls and the guests." Lu Xiaofeng touched his purse and sighed, "It's just that I'm too shy I wonder if Erye Hua can provide some funds for handling the case?"

"Brother Lu still need to 'pretend' to be a guest?"

The smiling complaint from Huamanlou immediately caused Lu Xiaofeng's four eyebrows to droop.

Hua Manque laughed, "It's okay, it's okay, Brother Lu, why don't you go and explore the Huancai Pavilion with me, and the expenses will naturally be on my head."

Ximen Lanxing was still trying to struggle, and wanted to sign up as a guest and investigate together.

"That's not okay, you can't go to Huancai Pavilion with us." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head repeatedly, "If your brother finds out that I took you to the brothel, then you can go to my grave today and offer incense to me."

At the thought of taking Ximen Lanxing to a brothel, Lu Xiaofeng burst out with a strong desire to survive, and his mind turned quickly.

"However..." Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes, "I think, when guests go to the brothel, they may not be able to get comprehensive information. The girls in Huancai Pavilion have amazing mouths, and they can tell the guest's ancestors from eight generations. All the information about him has been extracted, and his own situation is not disclosed at all. If you want to find out the news in all directions, you have to..."

Ximen Lanxing's sixth sense told him that if he didn't run at this time, he might suffer.

"Then according to Brother Lu's meaning?" Hua Manque responded very cooperatively.

"Why don't we split up into two ways? My second brother and I pretend to be guests, and you and Huamanlou, little Xingxing, will just..."

Huamanlou subconsciously protected Ximen Lanxing and took half a step back, "So what?"

"Why don't you two dress up in Huancai Pavilion and have a heart-to-heart talk with the girls?"

The person who said this was not Lu Xiaofeng, but the guard of the Hua family who rolled in through the window.

As soon as the guard entered the room, he slipped behind Lu Xiaofeng and patted Lu Xiaofeng's shoulder, then turned around and stuck a teacup to the corner of the wall.

"Your family's guard?" Ximen Lanxing raised his eyebrows and asked, turning his head to the side.

Hua Manlou shook his head, "Sikong Zhaixing."

"Sikong Zhaixing?" Ximen Lanxing repeated the name, and then began to look at the 'guard' standing in the corner.

The 'Guard' smiled, stretched out his hand to cover his face, and soon revealed another face.

The slender eyes, with raised eyebrows, appear a little frivolous, the eyes are very agile, and they are very clever.

"How is it? The suggestion I gave is not bad? Pretend to be a guest while pretending to be a girl, so that both the guest and the girl can get information~" Sikong Zaixing took out a night pearl from his pocket After coming out, he threw it to Huamanlou casually, "I stole this from your storehouse last night, and I will return it to you."

Sikong Zhaixing, who voluntarily admitted that he was Thief No. [-], returned the things, and squatted on the chair with a good feeling about himself.

"I heard that your house had some good stuff, so I came to take a look. Later, I found out how the warehouse was so poorly guarded. I couldn't hold back for a while, so I just brought some things out. Occupational disease, occupational disease." Sikong Zhaixing put down his teacup Scratching his head, "Hua Man Lou, don't be angry, I just returned the things to you today, and I also brought you some news."

"There are rumors in the Tao that your family received a gift from the Lord of Quzhi, which is a bracelet of Buddhist beads carved from jade. The scriptures and patterns carved on the jade beads contain clues to the location of the God of War Temple."

"Although the Temple of War is illusory, and according to the legend, it can change its position frequently, but it is said that through some content on this bracelet in your home, you can infer the changing law of the location of the Temple of War. I don't know if this news is true or not, but it is quite Many people believed it, and I came this time to take a sneak peek, and if I find clues to the Temple of War and sell it for one hundred and eighty thousand, I can rest for a year and a half."

Sikong Zhaixing stretched his waist, and suddenly changed the subject, "I said that the training of the guards in your family is too hard, you have to get up at Yinshi every day, and you may not be able to sleep at Haishi, why does it feel harder than the emperor! Pretending to be your bodyguard for the past few days has trapped me to death!"

"You said you were sleepy, when you got rid of me last night, why didn't you see that you were sleepy!" Lu Xiaofeng slapped Sikong Zaixing on the back of the head.

Sikong Zhaixing didn't hide on purpose, but just opened Lu Xiaofeng's hand with his hand, "Don't make trouble, Lu Xiaoji, you are not the point now. The point is how Huamanlou and their family can get rid of this trouble!"

"All right, all right, how do you want to get rid of it?" Lu Xiaofeng laughed angrily.

"I have also investigated in the past few days. The news on this channel is indeed from Huancai Pavilion, but I really haven't found out whether it is a guest or a girl. But what is certain is that Huancai The pavilion must have a close relationship with the person who spread the rumors. It’s just that the Huancai Pavilion is not like an ordinary brothel, and some places are quite tightly guarded, and there are indeed places that my old man cannot enter.”

"Hey, there is a place where you, Sikong Zhaixing, can't get in? Why don't you just change your face and dress up as a girl and go in?"

"You don't know Lu Xiaoji. I can play the role of men, women and children, but if you want me to play a beautiful woman, I really can't. It must be done by others."

Lu Xiaofeng stood in front of Sikong Zhaixing, pressed his shoulder, and made him look into his eyes.

"Did you see it? The left eye says 'do not believe', and the right eye says 'nonsense'."

"Believe it or not!" Sikong Zhaixing patted Lu Xiaofeng's face away, "Anyway, I found out that Huancai Pavilion recently invited an oiran from Suzhou, if someone is willing to play the role of the oiran and the oiran's luthier, they can naturally mix into the ring It’s from Caige. That’s why I suggested just now that Hua Manlou and Ximen’s two girls should be dressed up, as for whether you want it or not, that’s up to you.”

"I'll immediately find two maidservants to pretend to sneak into Huancai Pavilion." Hua Manque stood up and wanted to go out.

"Wait. Second Master Hua, please listen to me." Sikong Zhaixing chuckled, "It is said that this oiran is different from other oirans. He is not good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but is good at wielding knives and swords. And this luthier It is said that the piano is so good that it can make a hundred birds sing together."

Hua Manlou understood now, "Up and down in the mansion, it is true that Xiaqin is the most outstanding."

"Sixth brother's maidservant's piano skills are not as good as Qitong's." Hua Manque frowned. He really didn't want Yaodi to pretend to be a woman.

"But Shiqin's martial arts are not outstanding, and she has no ability to protect herself." Hua Manlou shook his head and rejected the second brother's proposal, "Since something happened at home, I naturally have to do my part. It's just that Just pretending to be a woman, it's fine."

"Hey, I knew Hua Manlou that you understand righteousness!" Sikong Zhaixing gave a thumbs up, "If the investigation is clear and your family really has clues to the Temple of War, you might as well give it to me and let me sell it for money How nice."

"Brother Sikong... If that thing really comes into your hands, you will definitely be surrounded by the whole world, or even hunted down. I can't let Brother Sikong take such a risk."

"Hua Manlou, don't be polite to me~ If I, Sikong Zhaixing, want to hide from people, no one will be able to track me~ Besides, if I can steal the clues from the Temple of War, it will be a big publicity for me What about the name! From now on, no one can even try to be the number one thief in the world with me, not even Chu Liuxiang, the leader of the robbers! When the time comes, he will be the leader of the robbers, and I will be the king of robbers, the emperor of robbers, and the saint of robbers!"

"Then I will thank Brother Sikong first."

"It's easy to say, Hua Manlou, quickly pretend to be a little luthier and show me, handsome or not~"

Finding that his only helper, Hua Manlou, had 'given', Ximen Lanxing muttered and protested against the system tasks in a low voice.

"Manly man, I can't dress up as a woman!"

[System: Because the main task is too difficult, special rewards will be given

After completing this series of main missions, the probability of getting extraterrestrial meteorites will increase by 33.33%]

Ximen Lanxing took a deep breath, for the extraterrestrial meteorite, for his brother's legendary weapon.

Isn't it women's clothing?

Real men are never afraid of women's clothing!

【system:

You looked at the short skirt and double ponytails at the bottom of the box, and thought it was simple and lively...]

To shut up! !

Ximen Lanxing took off the black iron epee on his shoulder, and stomped the tip of the sword heavily on the ground, "Let me interrupt,"

"Even if I agree to dress up as a woman, how can the talent of the oiran be imitated?"

"I'm different from that Lu Xiaoji, don't worry about my work, I've already thought about it for you!" Sikong Zhaixing patted his chest, "Isn't the oiran good at wielding knives and swords, then your talent can be -"

"Break a boulder in your chest, dance with an epee and a windmill."

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Sorry, I want to quit.

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Sikong Zhaixing: Hello little star, I am Zhaixing~

Ximen Lanxing (takes a deep breath) (full of air): Brother! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sikong Zhaixing: Your brother is not here~ Your throat is broken...

Ximen Lanxing: [Trick] Slapping the face with the epee, the more you slap it, the flatter it becomes~ ah~~ turn!

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Zhong Hanliang's women's wear, Ma Tianyu's women's wear, Bai Jingting's women's wear, Zhang Xincheng's women's wear, Xu Kai's women's wear, Wang Junkai's women's wear...

Ok, I can continue typing.