I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

Ximen Lanxing always thought that he had grown up, at least he had already passed the coronation ceremony in Datang, and he was an adult blue boy.

Unexpectedly, in modern times, when he felt Ximen Fuxue's familiar palm, he burst into tears with a 'wow'.

It wasn't the kind of pear blossom crying with rain and tears in its eyes, or it was crying loudly.

Not only was he crying, but he turned around and cried like a waterfall while hugging his familiar thin waist.

It was a sad cry where those who heard it cried and those who saw it were sad, but his voice made people dumbfounded and ruined all the atmosphere.

What was on the barrage before [Who is this man] [Lan Xing's brother? 】【I don’t know this character】

As a result, until now, all the bullet screens are [hahahahaha]

Occasionally, one or two float by [Little Xing Xing's coquettish person is set up] [Brother...what...do you want to join the group]

Ximen Lanxing not only cried, but also wiped all the snot and tears on Ximen Chuuxue's white dress.

Ximen Fuxue: ...

Although I don't know why the younger brother changed his appearance, but it is still his younger brother.

Ximen Chuuxue suddenly remembered that when they were young, many clothes were ruined just because of Lan Xing, a crybaby.

Later, when Lanxing started to make money, every time I bought one pair, I would buy ten identical sets.

At first he didn't understand why...

Well, he got it.

Ximen Lanxing cried for a long time, and finally cried out the uneasiness in her heart. She rubbed against Ximen Chuuxue's clothes for a long time before raising her head with red eyes.

At that moment, many people on the other side of the network suddenly got the value of Bai Lanxing's appearance.

It was obvious that she had just cried, and she still cried in such an embarrassing way, but the moment she raised her head, people couldn't help but feel pity in their hearts.

"Brother!" Ximen Lanxing yelled, rubbing his nose in embarrassment, "I'm hungry QAQ"

Without saying a word, Ximen Chuuxue kicked up a small stone with his feet, then drew his sword out of its sheath, and threw the small stone into the sky.

Immediately, a black spot appeared in the sky, gradually getting bigger, and fell at the feet of everyone.

It was a bird that Ximen Lanxing didn't quite recognize.

He quickly took out his mobile phone and started to check, and heaved a sigh of relief after finding out that it was not a protected animal.

Great.

Fortunately, it was not a protected animal, otherwise his brother might have broken the law not long after he arrived.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't pay attention to the strange rectangular thing that his younger brother took out. He picked up the fluttering but dying bird and brought it in front of Ximen Lanxing.

Ximen Lanxing, who has absorbed modern knowledge crazily recently and plans to find a way to make money, immediately threw the bird far away, and said to his brother seriously, "You can't eat wild game. It's not good to eat wild game. Put an end to wild game , starting with you and me."

【Hahahaha Little Star's Desire to Survive】

【You are laughing, and I am picking up pictures】

【I also……】

[I don't believe it, I don't believe it, after the stone fishing is over, let's play a stone bird? 】

[Bet fifty cents, this guy in white is definitely a newcomer that a big company wants to promote, and the next one will be the kind of martial arts movie! 】

Ximen Lanxing asked about the follow-up PD very seriously.

For the sake of this survival program and the particularity of game, I followed up with the PD to supplement a lot of information about game.I was afraid that during the filming of the survival journey, I accidentally broadcast something live, which would lead to being banned.

Following the filming of the PD, I also asked the program group for instructions, saying that fish can be eaten.

Ximen Lanxing let out a long breath.

He just said, if you can’t even eat fish, how can you play jungle survival and eat grass?

Originally a good survival show, since Ximen Chuuxue appeared, it has become a popular science show.

The original program group planned to set up many obstacles, allowing artists to obtain some resources and edible ingredients by completing tasks.

You can't really let artists catch mice and eat bugs.

As a result, it was good now, no living creature that could eat could escape Ximen Chuuxue's sword.

What the program team needs to do most now is to contact various experts to judge whether this kind of food can be eaten, and if it cannot be eaten, it must boycott it openly in front of all cameras.

The second most important thing is to tell Ximen Chuuxue to reduce the frequency of shots.If you must make a move, try to catch it alive.

After catching it, you need to connect experts to judge what kind of animal it is and whether it has a protection level.

"Dear viewers and friends in the live broadcast room, what you are seeing now is the Anglas finches. Many people think that this bird is extinct, but obviously, this theory is wrong. Because the Anglas finches are in our In front of us, we have now contacted Professor Wang, a professor of animal protection at X University, a bird expert, to give us a popular science story about the Angola finches."

The director immediately connected the experts, then hid in a corner to answer the phone.

"Yes, yes, found the Angola finches."

"Yes, yes, we have contacted experts to set up a protective belt."

"Is there a second one? This... This bird is so small and so shy, if Bai Chuixue hadn't hit it, the camera might not have caught it."

"What is Bai Chuixue doing?"

The director poked his head when he heard the question on the other end of the phone.

Ximen Chuuxue, who followed his younger brother surnamed Bai, was eating instant noodles.

He used this achievement of capturing animals to exchange for two bowls of instant noodles, one for each of Ximen Lanxing.

"Well, if you want to catch another one, you may need two bowls of instant noodles." The director rubbed his chin, thinking that this is the only way to give this lonely, 'endangered' one that will be protected soon. 'The Angola finches found a partner and were paired successfully.

Ximen Lanxing thinks the best thing about modern society is that the food is good!

Even if it's just a bowl of instant noodles, it's so delicious!

Suck it, suck it.

"Brother, when I go back, I'm going to buy stewed chicken with braised beef, sauerkraut, and shiitake mushrooms!"

Ximen Chuuxue is not very used to using the fork that comes with instant noodles, but his hands are very steady.

After a few times when the noodles just slipped through the gap of the fork, Ximen Chuuxue began to roll the noodles around the fork like Ximen Lanxing did.

"okay."

Ximen Chuuxue would never refuse any reasonable request from his younger brother.

Of course, his younger brother will not make any unreasonable demands.

So in essence, Ximen Chuuxue never rejected his younger brother.

Ximen Lanxing was thinking while eating instant noodles. It seems that participating in the show is very hard. It is said that he does not make much money, so how can he make money to support his brother?

Now that my elder brother has followed him to the modern age, I can't let my elder brother eat instant noodles all day long.

This is too embarrassing for him, the richest man in the Tang Dynasty!

But no matter what business you need, you need some start-up funds...

Could it be that my brother should catch some rare animals and sell them?No no no, that's illegal.

Hey, there are so many illegal acts in this world!

What should I do?

"Lan Xing...a director just contacted me and said that he wanted to invite your friend to act in a play."

"That's my brother! Not a friend."

Fat Brother snorted, he had been with Lan Xing for so many years, why didn't he know that this kid had an older brother.

"Okay, okay, you said that the elder brother is the elder brother, so why is your elder brother acting? The director is famous, and he is paid a lot of money!" Fat brother said in a good voice, coaxing his 'little ancestor'.

a lot of money...

Start-up capital……

Ximen Lanxing thought of a lot for a moment, and then replied resolutely.

"Impossible! No matter how much money I have, I won't let my brother sell it!"

Ximen Fuxue:?

The author has something to say:

Ah... I'm really not suitable for modern times or the entertainment industry.

Hurry up and end QAQ

I want to write a side story about the two sweet brothers from childhood to adulthood!

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OOC Small Theater:

Xiao Lanxing likes to stick to her brother, and likes to follow her brother wherever he goes.

Except... Xia Tian.

Xiaolanxing: It's so hot...

Xiaolanxing: The stars need Bing Kuo Luo to continue their lives...

Little Fubuki:?

Xiao Lanxing: It is still hot to make ice with saltpeter...

Xiaolan Xing: If the star dies...

Xiao Fuxue walked forward, wanting to hug her younger brother to comfort him as usual.

Xiao Lanxing, who was being hugged, struggled a bit and got out of his brother's embrace.

Little Fubuki: ...

Sensing her brother's depression, Xiao Lanxing quickly said

Xiaolanxing: Xingxing still loves her brother the most!It's just that it's too hot now!

Xiao Fuxue didn't say anything, and retreated for a few days.

Xiao Lanxing hadn't seen her brother for several days, a little uneasy, went to the door of Xiao Chuuxue's room and knocked.

Xiao Lanxing: Brother, don't be angry...

Xiaolanxing: Xingxing misses her brother...

As she talked, Xiao Lanxing felt more and more wronged, and Jin Doudou almost fell off.

Xiao Fuxue pushed open the door, knelt down, and hugged her younger brother to comfort her.

Xiao Lanxing buried her head on Xiao Fuixue's shoulder, coquettishly.

After kissing and hugging for a long time, Xiao Lanxing suddenly let out a 'huh'.

Xiao Lanxing: Why is my brother so cold!Good Sufu!

Little Fubuki: Yes.

Xiao Lanxing: My brother is awesome!Xingxing loves his brother the most!

Piaji twice, Xiao Lanxing kissed Xiao Chuuxue's face, one left and one right.

Xiao Fuxue rubbed her younger brother's head, lowered her head to one side, and kissed her younger brother's chubby little cheek.

Little Fubuki: Do you sleep together at night?

Xiao Lanxing: Yes, yes, yes!Xingxing wants to sleep with her brother!Xingxing and brother are inseparable!

Little Fubuki: Good.