I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

The alarm bell rang, Ximen Lanxing got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and was going to go out to study how to live in this era.

Then Ximen Lanxing sighed deeply.

He didn't like the face in the mirror very much.

The face in the mirror is too delicate, not just like a child who hasn't grown up, but more like a girl.

The big eyes, long eyelashes, and even the expression of staring at himself in the mirror are extraordinarily delicate.Coupled with this doll head that is neither long nor short and has bangs, it looks like a shy little girl.

Ximen Lanxing really doesn't understand, is he like this in his previous life?

In the past two days, relying on the things in the memory fragments, Ximen Lanxing turned on the computer in the room, and by randomly clicking various apps and documents, he finally got some understanding of himself.

His name is Bai Lanxing, he is 17 years old, he is on summer vacation now, and he will be in the third year of high school next year.

To be honest, Ximen Lanxing didn't know what the meaning of high school was, but as soon as this word was mentioned, Ximen Lanxing immediately understood the fear and tension from the memory fragments, which was probably similar to the imperial examination.

The imperial examination can still be taken once every three years, even if it is taken for a lifetime.

The college entrance examination at the end of the third year of high school is a test for life...

Ximen Lanxing's system has not responded, and it is not known how long it will take to restart.

And those fragments of his memory seem to exist in this era. He can't rely on these memories to become a carefree richest man who doesn't need the college entrance examination again.

what can we do about it?

Ximen Lanxing thought about it, why not go out to work to make money?

When Ximen Lanxing pushed open the door, a chubby person hugged her legs.

Ximen Lanxing subconsciously wanted to kick the man away with a flying kick. It was reason that reminded him that he was no longer in Datang, and it was reality that made him realize that he was not as strong as when he was in Datang.

"Hey my little ancestor, you said you didn't answer your VX or answer your phone, do you want my life!" The chubby man hugged Ximen Lanxing's leg tightly, "Yes, yes, it's me I shouldn't have accepted this kind of program for you, but I didn't see it clearly at the wine table either!"

"This program is said to be an imitation of "Follow Bell to Travel", I thought it was Follow Bao Bell! Who knew it was a wild survival program!" The man holding Ximen Lanxing struggled to stand up while pulling on the wall.

The man's hairstyle, which should have been combed with hairspray, was a bit limp, and he squatted at the door for some time, looking very aggrieved.

Ximen Lanxing thought for a while, but she didn't know who the person in front of her was.

He remembered that when he was researching time-traveling at home these days, he read so many novels, and usually used amnesia as an excuse for time-traveling.So Ximen Lanxing tilted his head with an innocent and dull expression, "Who are you?"

The chubby man was taken aback for a moment, then wiped his face fiercely.

"Hey ancestor, the contract has been signed. Don't say you are pretending to have amnesia, even if you really have amnesia, you still have to participate in this show, otherwise we can't afford the liquidated damages!"

Ximen Lanxing:!

Liquidated damages?

That is to say, as long as you participate, you don't have to pay liquidated damages, and you can still make a fortune?

Ximen Lanxing, who just didn't know where to go to work, blinked and began to recall what program this fat man was talking about just now.

travel?Bell?Survive?

do not care!

Anyway, nothing can beat him Ximen Lanxing!

In less than a month, Ximen Lanxing wanted to say to the whole world, sorry, he was wrong.

It was he who overestimated himself.

Sitting on the helicopter, Ximen Lanxing felt that his face must be pale now.

The camera that is about to hit his face will definitely expose his current appearance in front of all the audience, letting everyone know that he is afraid of heights.

The one assigned with Ximen Lanxing is Li Delong, a tough guy on the screen, and his situation is much better than Ximen Lanxing at the moment.

Known as Brother Long, he is trying to raise the volume patiently at this moment, giving Ximen Lanxing science popularization in the roaring helicopter, how safe is all this.

Ximen Lanxing is not afraid of insecurity, he is simply afraid of heights.

Obviously when he was in Datang, he would not be afraid no matter how high he swung his qinggong. Why did he get so frightened that his legs went limp when he got here, just looking at the lake below the plane that was blown into waves by the air current?

From this, it can be argued that the disease of fear of heights may be physiological rather than psychological, so even if there is a different person in the shell, it will also occur.

In order to maintain the image of the richest man in the entertainment industry in the future, Ximen Lanxing gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and jumped off.

Before coming here, Ximen Lanxing already knew through his chubby agent, Brother Pang, that his character in this show is a delicate and handsome man, and he wants to break through the wild survival show that he participated in.

The other regular guests in the show are the squeamish young lady who is somewhat similar to him, the tough-looking Yujie, the tough guy on the screen, Brother Long, the chatterbox, and the gentle and intellectual beauty.

The first dismount of the program group is to jump into the lake from the helicopter, swim to the shore, and then complete some jungle survival tasks according to the information of the program group.It is said that this program was originally called "Travel with XX", but because the program name was too familiar with the previous program, it was banned, so it was changed to "Journey to Survival".

The whole show is a live broadcast plus editing mode.

The edited version will be broadcast once a week, and for the live broadcast, everyone is directly connected to a live broadcast room with the cameraman who shoots.

Among this group of people, Ximen Lanxing is the least popular. He has acted in an online drama before, and his reputation is not very famous. There are only a group of good-looking fans guarding the computer and scrolling through the barrage.

【Brother who fell into the water! ! 】

【I now know what a water lotus is! 】

[The slightly trembling lips, the delicate skin that can't see the pores on the face, the white T-shirt stuck to the body after being wet...]

[Hard work first! 】

Apart from some barrage of 'licking, licking', many people were making fun of Ximen Lanxing.

【This kid turned pale with fright, he's too cowardly】

【It’s just a helicopter, I don’t know what he’s afraid of】

[Tsk tsk tsk, I'm afraid this kid will be scared to cry later! 】

The quarrels on the Internet will definitely not affect Ximen Lanxing, he is just missing his own content now.

If he had internal strength, he would have used it to evaporate the moisture from his clothes long ago, so he wouldn't be shivering still wrapped in a blanket.

Although it is a survival program in the jungle, the program team still prepared some blankets, so as not to catch a few colds and fall ill in the first episode of the program.The next task given by the program group is to have six artists, three men, three women, work together to prepare their dinner today.

The preparation of dinner is a process that starts from the... hunting.

A certain person in charge of the chatty atmosphere immediately started looking for a variety of food from the cameraman, sound engineer, and program group, and finally succeeded in cheating him into a box of instant noodles.The intellectual girl and the two female stars who have always played the role of the delicate young lady both expressed that they wanted to lose weight. Only the cold-looking Yujie took out some beef jerky from her bag and said that she had prepared it before.

"Would you like it?" the well-prepared sister Yu asked with beef jerky.

The tough guy smiled heartily, "Then I won't be polite."

Seeing that everyone had 'dinner', Ximen Lanxing pouted.

For many years, he has not suffered from the crime of not being able to eat dinner...

Ximen Lanxing searched around, picked up a small stone and turned it upside down. Fortunately, he had just practiced not much content, and smashed it hard into the lake, but the lake was calm and unresponsive.

Simon Lanxing's cameraman: ...

"What are you doing?" asked the follower in a daze.

I'm afraid this kid is stupid, because he is dissatisfied with the show, so he throws stones to vent his anger?

The live camera is still on, this scene will definitely be criticized by many people!

"Eh..." Ximen Lanxing scratched her head a little embarrassedly, "I actually wanted to go fishing."

Eh, so angry.

If this was in Datang, he would definitely catch fish by flying a stone!

Cameraman: ...

To be honest, the cameraman didn't quite believe it. How can anyone use stones to fish?Why can't this kid tell lies...

It's not just the cameraman who doesn't believe it, even the people watching the live broadcast on the Internet don't believe it.

【Learned, stone fishing】

【Never throw stones randomly, only fish】

[I used to be a beauty fan, but now I think this Lan Xing is probably a fool... I have turned to passers-by]

Ximen Lanxing, who couldn't see the barrage, still didn't believe in evil, so he found a few more rocks, squatted down, and tried to continue fishing.

If it weren't for the fact that the jungle is too dense, Ximen Lanxing would still try to hunt birds...

A few stones fell down, but none of the fish touched, and the stones sank a lot, Ximen Lanxing sighed.

Or is he too good...

There is no internal strength and internal strength, and the hidden weapons and hidden weapons are not used well, and you can't even eat a fish.

Thinking of this, Ximen Lanxing felt sad from her heart, and her nose felt sour.

He misses his brother!

I'm so hungry!

When he was in Datang before, when he and his brother went out, even if there was no inn in the poor mountains and rivers, his brother would hunt for him to eat.

In the next few years, he made money, and after opening inns all over the Tang Dynasty, he never went hungry.

Ximen Lanxing knew that there was a camera, so he endured it, but he wanted to cry in his heart.

He misses his brother...

I miss my brother so much...

In the middle of the jungle, a young man in white stepped on the somewhat muddy ground and walked out.

The barrage stopped for 30 seconds because of this person, and the photographers of several other artists stopped taking pictures of the artist they were in charge of. He came out, and he didn't know why he came out, someone who was not in their script at all.

The man walked to Ximen Lanxing's side, squatted down, and picked up the stone.

Without seeing how hard he used, the stone was thrown directly into the water, and after a while, a fish slowly floated up.

At this time, the silent barrage that seemed to be broken suddenly exploded.

[? ? ?Stone fishing? 】

[Isn't it sir?Special effects? 】

[I saw the stone fall into the water, and the fish floated up, but there is no evidence to prove that the stone hit the fish! 】

[To tell you the truth, I've been recording the screen since this handsome guy came out... I'm watching it in slow motion, frame by frame, indeed... the stone hit the fish]

[The hand speed upstairs is probably single for more than ten years... Please record the screen and send it to me]

[I don't believe it, I don't believe it!Unless you show me the screen recording!Send me! 】

Looking at a fish floating on the lake, Ximen Lanxing didn't react for a while, until a familiar palm touched his head.

It is obvious that he has changed his body, and it is impossible for this body to be familiar with this hand, but when the palm falls on his head, Ximen Lanxing can immediately know that it is Ximen Chuuxue's hand.

In an instant, two big tears flowed from Ximen Lanxing's eye sockets.

"Lanxing doesn't cry."

"Brother is here."

The author has something to say:

Extra effect, please don't imitate.

Wild game can't be eaten! ! !

Everyone absolutely must not eat wild game! !

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Our Big Blue Whale recently... because of the training class, many schools have been closed again

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It's been a busy few days, it should be almost over

Recovery Day Update!

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The reason for opening this is probably because the artist drew the protagonist so handsomely! ! !

Inspiration never stops!

"I am running to a well-off society in Western Fantasy"

Author: Yuan Wu Tian Ya

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Western fantasy Western fantasy, poor and chaotic.

It is obviously a world of high martial arts and high demons, but the standard of living is extremely low.

Facing the pale and emaciated people of Jingluo Village, regardless of race, the mage Luo Yulu spread out his magic book and prepared to start the online infrastructure.

Let's go to a public restroom first, not everyone is a snake-skinned mage like him, who can avoid the 'gold' under his feet.

Next, should I engrave a magic fan of the wind magic circle, or a washing machine of the water magic spell?

Forget it, let's grab the first electric dragon to generate electricity!

All magic that does not improve the quality of life is hooliganism.No matter black magic or white magic, as long as it works, it is good magic!

——"The Law of the God of Law"

Luo Yulu: In fact, I just wanted air-conditioning, watermelon, cola, and wifi at first

56 races are one family!Whether you are orcs, elves, goblins or dwarves, etc., Whalefall City welcomes you!

——"Whalefall Anti-Discrimination Act"

Luo Yulu: Do ethnic minorities need extra points in the college entrance examination? 【Cheek】

From three turns and one sound to four big pieces, develop production technology, enrich commodity supply, improve living standards, upgrade consumption structure, fight hard and fight hard, develop and strengthen ourselves through reform and opening up, and walk our own path!

—— "The 30th Anniversary Celebration of Whale Falling City"

Luo Yulu: Politics is a compulsory test, and it is recommended to recite the full text.

Luo Yulu: When I decided to go to the countryside to help the poor, I never dreamed that I would come to such a 'rural' place.

But, it’s all here, let’s set a small goal first—to become well-off!