One hour in the life of a superhuman

"Chuya, can't you not break in so violently?" Osamu Dazai stood up, glanced at the deformed door that had fallen on the ground, "The door is also very expensive."

"When you were at the port, didn't you often steal my credit card? Just take it as the price of this door, Mediterranean mackerel." Zhongyuan Zhong also retracted his feet, walked in swaggeringly, waved his hand, and the door opened I got stuck on the gap by myself, embedded in that gap, and Zhongyuan Zhong didn't have the patience to align at all, and the doors on both sides of the wall were cracked by the doors that were knocked over.

Well, now not only the door needs to be replaced, but even the walls need to be repaired.

However, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, "Eh? Can I be the same as before?"

He squeezed both hands and made a gesture of money. He was good-looking, and there was a bit of chic in making such a gesture.

Nakahara smiled kindly, then punched Osamu Dazai, gritted his teeth and said, "If you want to die."

"Hey hey hey, don't be so stingy, slug." Dazai Osamu jumped back with his long legs, turned around on the ground, and fell down on his sofa with a notebook on the coffee table, " Now is not the time to play around, let's talk about business, after all, you came to me, definitely not just to kick the door of my house."

"Who wants to play with you?"

Having let go of that anger, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked calm. He looked around first, and the familiar black and white decoration made him sneer, and then frowned, "Every time I come to your house, There was a very uncomfortable feeling."

Osamu Dazai pretended to be stupid and tilted his head, spreading his hands, looking very bachelor.

"I won't be fooled again. The exchange of information is mutual. You come first."

"Okay." Osamu Dazai agreed happily, which made Nakahara Chuya look him up and down suspiciously.

"Don't worry, this is not information that you need to exchange for with your horoscope."

Speaking of this topic, Nakahara Chuu also got furious immediately. He took a step forward and grabbed Dazai Osamu by the neck, "You bastard Mediterranean mackerel, you did it on purpose!"

"What?" Osamu Dazai changed into a Q-version three-headed body in seconds, pouted and asked, his hands twisted like kelp.

"It's the one who stretched his neck to lure the bear out of the cave."

"You really have to do it?!" Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, exaggeratedly rolling on the sofa with the pillow beside him, those long legs that had nowhere to rest would kick Nakahara Nakaya every time he flipped over calves.

With each impact, the veins on Nakahara Chuya's forehead grew more and more, and the things in the room seemed to be pulled up.

Fortunately, it only concentrated on their side, and it didn't affect my side, which is far away. I didn't want to hide things in a fancy way.

It's good to use "clairvoyance", but because of my understanding of Dazai Osamu, in order to deal with emergencies, I still plan to come over in person, squatting in a corner stealthily, and will not be found.

Of course, the prerequisite is, if they don't tear down the house.

"Too! Zai! Rule!"

During a period of chaos, Osamu Dazai had to bump into Nakahara Chuya the whole time and press him on the sofa to prevent him from demolishing his house in anger.

[If it becomes like this, I can only sleep with Kunikida Doppo for the night, if not allowed to live, I will say that I will find a beautiful young lady to die in love.

According to the character of the other party, crying and shouting will also stay by myself. 】

I think Dazai Osamu thinks too much, Kunikida Doppo will never cry, at most he just shouts.

In order to read Osamu Dazai's heart, I deliberately used my mind power on him, which is different from the mind power that [newcomer] Illumi said, this is pure mind power for moving things.

Dazai Osamu's "Disqualification in the World" is used to offset the power of thought, so he can't guard against my telepathy.

Although it is also possible to keep staring at the other party, the offset is perspective, but the other party is too keen on the line of sight, which will expose my existence, so I can only choose this troublesome method.

"I just got important information." Osamu Dazai said with a pure face before teasing Nakahara Nakaya until the matter was out of control.

He pressed Nakahara Nakaya with one hand to prevent him from suddenly going crazy, and clicked with the mouse with the other hand, and on the computer screen was the information given by Enoda.

Zhong Yuan said in a deep voice, "Let me go."

Only then did Osamu Dazai let go, Nakahara Chuya's hair was disheveled, and even his clothes were ripped off a few buttons due to the previous fight, exposing his chest, he snorted coldly, sat up from the sofa, and did not tidy up his clothes, I just picked up the hat that fell on the ground and put it on.

...So his main body should be a hat.

Chuya Nakahara stared at the information in the notebook.

"Akashi Seijuro is a superpower in women's clothing??"

"Is this intelligence house reliable?"

[Yazi, who looks very unreliable, probably came from entertainment headlines. 】

So, Chuya Zhongyuan, do you also read entertainment headlines?

I would love to ask him.

I'm playing real now, and I'm using stealth skills, so I can't keep my eyes on them for a long time. These two are very sensitive. If I keep staring at them, I will be spotted. I have to keep my eyes open and look at Dazai. Healing plants.

Hey, hey, he killed all the cactus.

But if things turned out like this, it would be just as I thought before, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu also joined forces.

"A very famous intelligence agency in the industry." Dazai Osamu did not answer directly, but even from the side, it can be read that Enoda is still very reliable.

"Would you like to meet the legendary Akashi Seijuro?"

Well, if you are asked face to face if you are a big boss in women's clothing, there is a high probability that you will be chased to the ends of the earth by him with a pair of scissors.

Akashi Seijuro, who I met by chance some time ago, held a small pair of scissors and shouted "I will kill anyone who disobeys me, even my parents." Hey, that's what it means. The domineering Yazi really doesn't look like when he was in junior high school.

Although there is always that arrogance in his eyes, but when dealing with others, he never only allows people to say hello, which is more like the posture of the [farming] eldest sister shown in the Sakamoto family.

Hey, hey, let’s talk about Akashi’s willingness to change the use of the small scissors. If he uses the scissors to hurt others, he will face accusations. Why not just switch to a barber and focus on the Mediterranean Sea for 100 years, which can vent his anger , and will never go to jail.

If you make a joint model with Zhongya Zhongya of the port mafia, you may be overwhelmed by crazy customers who are not afraid of death that day.

How about the first customer to choose Osamu Dazai?

The hairstyle is the Mediterranean with an egg.

"Well, there are also rumors that Akashi Seijuro has a dual personality. Do you think he has multiple personalities?" Osamu Dazai asked while rubbing his chin.

The information given by Enoda is very detailed, definitely worthy of his price.

Regarding the issue of different personalities in junior and senior high schools, there are also gossips from students. The dual personality stamped by Midorima Shintaro himself shall prevail.

"For example, Akashi Seijuro's personality, a middle-aged personality who is the only one who respects me, and a big guy who wears women's clothes..." Osamu Dazai opened his mind, "Maybe it is 'seven me'."

"Whether Akashi Seijuro is a real women's clothing boss or something else, this has nothing to do with 'Creation'." Nakahara Nakaya said, looking at Osamu Dazai with a suspicious look, "You...wouldn't be love at first sight right?"

"...Your gaze is disgusting, and I will never die in love with a man." Osamu Dazai hugged himself tremblingly.

"Forget it," Nakahara Nakahara was disgusted by Dazai Osamu's affectation, "I just experienced an hour of life..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also slowly talked about what he had experienced before. It was surprising that a person with his personality would explain the details in detail. It can be seen that although he was carefree in the X Bear Squad Mixed, but the thick with the fine.

However, I have left the parts of [beating the bear] fishing and attracting the bear with the horoscope, and the focus is on [newcomer] Illumi and [herbivore].

"[Newcomer], before [Shooting Bear] slipped the tongue, his real name is Illumi, he is very dangerous, he should be a very skilled killer, I have never seen him make a move, but [Shooting Bear]'s force value is not low, although Most of the time, it's still raw, but it's just a skill that has been acquired through rigorous training."

Dazai Osamu thought for a while, "[Shooting Bear] is Dazai's second son?"

Nakahara also nodded, he took Osamu Dazai to test it, and there should be no mistakes in this point.

He didn't have the slightest guilty conscience about using Dazai Osamu to test him.

[Osamu Dazai] took this name, which means that Osamu Dazai himself is in the scope of the "lighthouse" that is exposed, and it is completely the willingness to take the bait, and it can only be regarded as making the best use of it if he uses it to identify people.

"[Herbivore] animals should be in the same world as them." Zhong Yuanzhong also said after a moment of thought.

I was a little surprised, I knew that [Herbivore] and [Newcomer] Illumi are in the same world, because of my telepathy, I discovered that the source of their abilities is something called "Nian".

But then, Zhong Yuanzhong continued.

"Illumi wasn't surprised when he saw the sun, he knew what that ability was."

"[Herbivore] is very dangerous. I have never heard of anyone who has such an ability." Zhong Yuanzhong is also dignified.

"That's not the point."

Osamu Dazai put away his foolishness, and while listening, a complete family tree appeared in his heart.

"[Honkai] is Kunikida Doppo, and [Ideal] is Nakajima Atsushi?"

Osamu Dazai pointed at the table with his fingers, then picked up the phone, he first dialed Kunikida Doppo, and after a while he was connected, the other party's voice was very tired, after all, it was within an hour of life The mother who gave birth to two children, "What's the matter? Dazai."

"No, I just wanted to call you on a whim." Osamu Dazai's voice was still escaping.

"..."

Kunikida Doppo didn't roar, but just hung up the phone.

It perfectly interprets the feeling that I don't want to talk to you now, but it's still faster for me to run away when I get entangled with you.

I guess he might really want to throw a husky to Osamu Dazai to kill his excess energy.

Osamu Dazai called Atsushi Nakajima again, the phone rang three times, and Atsushi Nakajima answered the phone, "Hey...Mr. Dazai!" His voice was in a hurry.

"What's the matter with you, Don?"

"Ah, it's okay, I just gave birth to three children, no, no, no, I didn't have three children... Mr. Dazai, my head is a little messed up now, I seem to have given birth to the president, but it seems that I haven't... No, My mind is in a mess right now, I don't know what happened, we can talk about that tomorrow..."

"Pay attention to rest."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai, who got the information he wanted, hung up the phone without hesitation, not at all trying to comfort Atsushi Nakajima who was already in confusion.

It has been confirmed before, but now it is just confirmed again, the most important thing is not the confirming personnel, but——

"The explosion in the settlement space did not affect the continuation of that world."

This point has also been seen in the Central Plains.

"Atsushi Nakajima said he gave birth to the president of your armed detective agency." Nakahara also pointed this out, and he laughed exaggeratedly, "Isn't it interesting?"

"If our president gave birth to Mori Ogai, are we considered relatives?" Osamu Dazai retorted with a smile, "Sister-san?"

"roll!"

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai's bald stalk will be late but not less than 2333

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While eavesdropping with Qi Shen, Red boldly planted mines at the door, thanking Osamu Dazai for his contribution to changing his hairstyle =3=

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Those who poured the nutrient solution at Dazaiji's door had pigeons cooing +1, Nanika +1, and radio +20. Thank you for your contribution to Dazaiji's flat throw =3=