One hour in the life of a superhuman

The person chatting with Osamu Dazai using the chat tool is Enoda, a well-known informant in Hakata.

Enoda, with mushroom hair, is very conspicuously dressed, completely different from the stereotyped intelligence dealer, and will not be noticed at all when walking on the road.

However, there are not many people like this in Bodo, but they are not too few. Killers each have their own characteristics.

After all, Hakata is a magical place, and [-]% of the population is engaged in the business of killers. If you want to talk about the danger value of the group, even Yokohama is incomparable. The accumulation of homicides in a day is almost as high as Chuya Nakahara. so tall.

It has not collapsed until now, all relying on the wisdom of the people themselves, which is the rule of Bodo.

Anyway, it's a magical place.

The place where the honest-faced uncle on the side of the road doesn't need to blink to kill people behind his back, such as the intelligence house is also extremely rampant. Enoda is the best one among them, which stems from his all-pervasive hacking skills.

A boy with superpowers like me who doesn’t live in Hakata and yearns for ordinary life knows so clearly, it’s all because of the super delicious coffee jelly dessert shop opened in Hakata, a dangerous city.

The key is that every Friday there is a [-]% off women's dessert day for girls, isn't this an angel?

Opening a store in a place like Hakata is easy to be targeted.

I originally wanted to help the proprietress solve the trouble, but the other party pulled out two pig-killing knives from the copybook, and when he asked with the same smiling face, "Would you like to get rid of a few pig hands", I still decided Honestly eat your own coffee jelly and forget it.

Therefore, Bodo is really a very dangerous place.

But now I have trouble, from the crisis of losing my horse.

"??are you still there?"

"It's easy to talk about remuneration, I'm not short of money."

An aura of local tyrants came continuously, and the smell of money could be smelled through the screen.

On the opposite screen, Osamu Dazai was still tirelessly sending text bubbles, very girlishly using a pink dialog box with a cartoon hanging alpaca behind it.

This is a chat tool specially used when contacting on the dark web. It is very concealed and is not afraid of being tracked by the other party, so you can use it with confidence.

Enoda likes to chat with people about these private information in the coffee shop. I stunned him while he was using the computer to go to the bathroom. Of course, why he wanted to go to the bathroom at such a critical moment was naturally my fault.

After all, would I fall off the horse so easily?

This vest is a fortress built with the copper and iron walls of superpowers. The so-called explosive horses are all floating clouds.

Because I, the esper Saiki Kusuo, will never let this happen.

Now I'm sitting on the toilet seat, and Enoda is lying unconscious on the ground. In order to prevent his thighs from sticking out of the compartment and scaring passers-by, I kindly let him curl up.

I ignored those pink text bubbles from Osamu Dazai.

When I saw the other party's communication before, I rarely experienced emotional fluctuations.

Osamu Dazai is really capable of making trouble.

Just kill it.

But I can only think about it this way. If I do this, the port mafia, which seems to be upright, and the armed detective agency, which seems to be eccentric, will definitely usher in a counterattack. When the time comes, the world will be turned upside down. original intention.

So if you can't attack Osamu Dazai, you can only attack from Enoda's side.

I teleported here almost immediately.

How long does it take to chat with chat software?Both of them are masters of hand speed, and it only takes a few seconds.

Fortunately, Enoda still needs to take the information to get Joe, which is the legendary bargain, and even drank a few sips of coffee in order to catch the other party's appetite, so I did a secret operation and asked him to go to the toilet. Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to do it under the watchful eyes of everyone.

But the question is what to do next.

It is a simple matter to make the information house of Enoda disappear.

People go missing in Hakata every day, and some human tissues or whole corpses can be found from the sea and stone bricks and mud, but without Enoda, there will be other intelligence houses.

I looked through Enoda's computer. There are passwords everywhere in his computer. If you are not careful, it will be destroyed. These are not in the way. I already know the password through telepathy.

In a folder, there are all information about Qi Munanzi, but the name is full of question marks, it seems that not much is found.

When I used the identity of Qi Munanzi, most of the time I went to the dessert shop in Hakata to eat desserts.

The proprietress is a ferocious guy who holds two butcher's knives and asks "How many pig legs do you want to remove?" Although there is surveillance in the store, it's just a decoration, and she won't take pictures of her heroic appearance when she cuts people.

But the business of the dessert shop is very good, they don’t allow takeout, and there is no takeaway. When there is no place to sit, I sometimes sit by the floor-to-ceiling window, and the surveillance camera next to the window captures my figure. It doesn't really matter, after all, apart from my liking for desserts, there is no revealing information about my identity.

If it’s just these things, it doesn’t matter to Osamu Dazai, it’s impossible for him to learn how to make desserts in order to lure me out, and become a new generation of dessert masters.

I flicked across the photo expressionlessly, and then my hands stopped.

I squinted my eyes, never expecting that Enoda actually found this picture.

This is the picture captured by the school surveillance of PK Middle School. There is only one side view, but it is indeed Qi Munanzi's appearance, wearing the uniform of PK Middle School.

Originally, the students in the class sent a love letter to Mr. Matsuzaki to make fun of Mr. Matsuzaki. In order to prevent them from making too much trouble, I used the appearance of Qi Munanzi to see the situation, but was it captured by the surveillance camera?

If exposed, the consequences would be disastrous.

Somewhat bad.

But this photo will never see the light of day.

Destroying Enoda humanely will easily arouse the suspicion of Osamu Dazai.

I deleted the photo taken by the surveillance camera of PK Middle School. In order to prevent it from being restored, I specially used it to delete it so that no one can find it.

Then I took out my "banana" again, hit Enoda's mushroom head hard, and deleted all these memories.

Put Enoda on top of the toilet, put the laptop in the computer bag, and float in the air invisibly.

After waiting for a while, Enoda Yuyu woke up.

"What happened? My head hurts."

Enoda rubbed his mushroom head, but couldn't figure out what he found.

He thought for a while and came out of the toilet with his computer bag. After washing his hands, he sat back to his old position.

"Don't worry, take your time."

Enoda turned on the computer slowly, and entered these words.

"I thought you were destroyed humanely."

Osamu Dazai said after receiving a reply from Enokida.

To this, Enoda only replied a few words, "This is Hakata, and it has its own rules."

I used my "clairvoyance" to observe that the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth was raised inadvertently, "That's not necessarily the case."

He didn't enter this sentence into the dialog box. In the dialog box, he asked Enoda for information.

I feel that I stare at Osamu Dazai with "clairvoyance" for a while, and look at Enoda for a while. When I use "clairvoyance", my eyes will become cross-eyed, and sooner or later my eyes will cramp.

Fortunately, I am not short-sighted, let alone suffer from diseases such as glaucoma and cataract, so I am not very worried.

I think they will chat for a long time, I looked at the coffee jelly on the cafe menu and thought it should taste good, teleported back home, changed the decoration, of course I did not forget to change the personality, wearing a beret, specially made With long hair, double ponytails, still in colorful colors, and a lot of jingling ornaments on the clothes, she looks like a bad girl.

I ordered a cup of coffee jelly and sat across from Enokida.

Enokida glanced at me, but didn't recognize me as the person in the photo, turned around and chatted with Osamu Dazai again.

Enoda, whose memory was modified by me holding a "banana", showed a confident smile. He looked at the transfer amount in his phone, "Well, since you are so sincere, I will give you the information."

Since the filled memories are random from person to person, even I don't know what kind of memory the other person has, which makes me a little curious.

It happened that the coffee jelly came up, so I took a small spoon, took a sip, and put it in my mouth.

The mellow aroma that belongs to coffee melts between the lips and teeth, well, I earned it with this authentic taste alone.

Enoda transferred the file I opened earlier to Osamu Dazai, and dragged another one over.

After the other party received it, he tapped on the keyboard.

"That person is definitely the heir of the Akashi family after women's clothing, Akashi Seijuro."

Pfft, I didn't bring it up in one breath, the coffee jelly was stuck in my throat, I quickly drank two sips of the water provided, and then pressed it down.

As a person with super powers, he was almost choked to death by coffee jelly, and if he said it, he would probably make other people's big teeth laugh.

"Akashi Seijuro is definitely a master of women's clothing with super powers."

Enoda's face was very serious, and his typing hands didn't stop at all. He was absolutely sure and would never change.

Hearing the movement on my side, he cast his eyes on me with suspicion in his eyes.

I hurriedly used the acting skills honed by Dazai Osamu, put my hand on my ear, and said in a very dissatisfied and delicate voice, "Eh? You want to let me go? Why don't you have time? Do you want to die? "

"You're always like this," I pouted dissatisfiedly. In order to hide my goosebumps, I put on a sequined coat and said something unique to Bodo, "Believe it or not, I will find a revenge house to beat you Meal."

My acting skills honed by Osamu Dazai succeeded in tricking Enoda, and he looked away.

Looking at the "???" sent by Osamu Dazai

"I suspect that you have a personal conflict with Akashi Seijuro."

As a bigwig in the intelligence community, how could Enoda be so insulted?

He snorted coldly, kept his hands up, took Akashi Seijuro's photo and began to alter it, and within 5 minutes, he was turned into another sub.

This is Akashi Seijuro in a suit cut from the news page. After being Ped by Enoda, he is simply a million-dollar retoucher.

Wearing two braids and wearing a miniskirt, she changed her style of painting in an instant.

The key is that compared with Qi Munanzi, except for the different shape, the face can be said to be exactly the same.

Seeing this situation, even Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded.

Enokida still didn't think it was enough, so he sent another video. This is the scene of Akashi Seijuro playing basketball. He dribbled past people with the basketball. The tall and strong high school student was almost brought down when he passed through. , sitting on the ground with a dazed face, watching Akashi Seijuro pass through calmly like no one's land.

"I slowed down ten times to see clearly how Akashi Seijuro made his move."

"This must be the superpower of teleportation."

What Enoda said is reasonable and well-founded. Although I also want to say that those who play basketball have superpowers that glow in their eyes, but the judges, coaches, referees and professional sports people say nothing. You are very courageous, dare One person challenges the entire basketball world.

Osamu Dazai was shocked, and watched the slow motion repeatedly.

The world of literary giants forming a group to become a mafia has just merged with me. Dazai Osamu’s memory has not been greatly affected, and he has never paid attention to these things in the sports circle. It's a very awesome guy.

For a while, he was led by Enoda into a blind spot of thinking, thinking that Akashi Seijuro could not really be a superpower boss who likes to wander around in women's clothing.

"Rich people have some eccentricities." Enoda still wanted to sell his information, "I have a lot, what do you want? Do you want the heir of the Saitora family to take a shower with US dollars? If it is released, it will be pornographic...photographs."

...do you have any misunderstanding about this?

If it is released, it will only be rich in lemon essence, and the number of bacteria on the coins will exceed the standard.

Osamu Dazai had just opened the door to a new era, but he lay weakly on the table.

On the screen are all braided women's clothing Akashi Seijuro.

I feel like I could use this as a screen saver.

I don't know if he really couldn't accept that he had committed suicide with a cute boy, or if that cute boy really just passed by and felt uncomfortable.

Osamu Dazai, who looked like he was weak after a failed suicide attempt, typed slowly.

"I want to be quiet first."

I think a new epilogue will be extended, Osamu Dazai opens the door-I want to be quiet or something.

Hey, hey, although I am a little sorry for Akashi Seijuro, I still want to say that people who do intelligence are really dark-hearted, and they are not human, but they did a good job.

Enoda, from now on he will be the little prince.

That Akashi Seijuro is the little prince who took the blame.

I completely forgot that this incident was actually my fault at the bottom.

But Osamu Dazai had no choice but to be alone.

Zhongyuan Zhong also rushed over angrily, without knocking on the door, kicked the door away, and broke in directly. Thanks to the fact that there are no people around Dazai Osamu, otherwise, another riot would be triggered. It is inferior to the riot of the small scissors in the Central Plains.

"Osamu Dazai!"

The author has something to say: I mistyped the name of the big brother, and I feel that my luck is at stake, so double-shifting saves a QAQ