One hour in the life of a superhuman

As a big child who is already four years old, he can still see everything as a dream dully.

It's like a weak, pitiful and helpless little white rabbit. Unfortunately, all the people present are big bad wolves.

Ah, besides me, I'm just a passer-by mother who got involved for no reason.

"Hey, is Xiaosan still a student?" [Dazai Eldest Son] asked with interest, with a certain bewilderment in his tone, "Is there any relationship between Bunhao and Dazai?"

I was taken aback when I heard his words. Is the normal focus of attention on the relationship between Wenhao and Osamu Dazai?Isn't this obvious?Osamu Dazai is a literary giant. It would be strange if he didn't know that. If he had to say it, even other countries would know his name.

What's more, everyone is Japanese.

and many more.

I suddenly realized a possibility.

While I was thinking about it, [Dazai's Second Daughter] spoke.

"Why does the elder brother in the dream call me mistress? It doesn't sound like a good thing."

【Second Daughter of Dazai】Obviously thinking it was just a dream, she broke the jar and began to struggle with what to call her.

"Ah, it's probably because I don't know your real name," [Dazai's eldest son] said casually, "You are Dazai," he paused, and continued in a playful tone, "The third son of Dazai Asagi The child, of course, is called Xiaosan."

Obviously it was my dream, but the person in the dream didn't know her real name, which made [Dazai's Second Daughter] obviously show a somewhat puzzled expression on his face, and opened his mouth without any vigilance: "My name is..."

"Your name is [Dazai's Second Daughter]." I interrupted him and reiterated again, "Here you are only [Dazai's Second Daughter]."

He was startled by my sudden utterance, and stared into my eyes for a moment, obviously I still had the same expressionless face, not even a single eyebrow had changed, but he looked very flustered, like He seemed to be frightened by me, and he didn't forget to nod again and again after shrinking into a ball. As a result, when he stepped back, his left foot tripped over his right foot, and he fell flat on the ground.

Natural.

Even if you don't have the slightest bit of vigilance, please read more ghost novels.

"If you exchange your real name with youkai, there will be problems." I said to [Dazai's second daughter] expressionlessly.

Of course, it doesn't mean that the eldest son is a monster. Whether there are monsters in this world is open to debate, but he or the eldest daughter together, these two people are definitely more terrifying than whether there are monsters or not.

Even if there is a dividing line of [Dazai Osamu], it seems that I know that Dazai Osamu is a writer and [Dazai Second Daughter], and I don’t know that [Dazai Osamu] is a writer, [Dazai Eldest Son] and [Dazai Eldest Daughter] are Those who are not in the same world have a very low chance of finding them.

But I have a bad hunch, and generally speaking, the accuracy of my hunch is very high.

But my help is not free.

Although I have superpowers and have saved the world many times, I'm not actually the type who likes to meddle in other people's affairs, like what went to the universe to overthrow the aliens of a space fleet, stop biological invasions, and school explosions And so on, all of them are out of interest, and they are solved easily.

So, as a thank you gift for saving your real name, please stay away from me if you encounter it in real life.

Even if there is no telepathy, I believe that the natural guy will definitely feel my resentment.

But [Dazai's Second Daughter] did not make any other movements other than hiding behind [Dazai's Eldest Daughter] and trembling.

"Hey, Mama is really hurtful, do you think I'm a monster?" [Dazai's eldest son] pointed his finger at himself exaggeratedly, and called Mama indifferently.

I didn't want to talk to him at all, I took a branch from the tree next to me, and cut it into a stick with a sharp stone. As the only person in the family who knows how to do business, I can't be disturbed by the bear and give up my work .

"It's really boring." [Dazai's eldest son] The smile on his face disappeared, but then he turned his face away and bulged into a bun. Because he still has the appearance of a child, he looks very cute.

But I'm not someone who will be fooled by appearance, otherwise, the goddess of the world in the class, everyone will "ohhh" when they see her, Shinmi Teruhashi has already achieved her goal.

I can feel the incomparable malice emanating from the other party, with a rotten smell.

But then he was kicked on the back by [Dazai's eldest daughter] and broke up.

He stepped on [Dazai's eldest son]'s back, and even crushed it twice, with a threatening tone, "I said, you just don't want to do anything."

"Has it been discovered?" [Dazai's eldest son] with an extremely powerful and admirable flexibility, under such circumstances, he can still turn his head and tilt his head at his eldest daughter.

Then, without any accident, he was beaten on the head and face by [Dazai's eldest daughter]. After his eyes glanced around, everyone sat in a row under the threat of his absolute gaze and crackling fists, They sat down obediently in a circle.

The personalities can be seen from the sitting statues of everyone. [Dazai's eldest son] has no image at all, with a pig's face on his face, lying on the ground like a noodle, [Dazai's second daughter] has already been scared to sit upright , with her back straight and her hands resting on her thighs, her whole body is well-behaved.

"We first need to find a place to build a base." Obviously he has no experience in playing management and construction games, but with the knowledge points that may be common sense (?), [Dazai's eldest daughter] stood up, with the demeanor of a ruler on him Undoubtedly.

"Just use this place as a base," [Dazai's eldest daughter] made a decision without even asking about it, "When we first came, I observed it. The left side is the pond, which means there is a water source, and the right side and There are gooseberries on it, which will ensure our food supply."

When he said that, he never thought that there would be any objection. He completely ignored the "Dazai's eldest son" who wanted to be a monster, and continued to assign tasks in one breath.

"My wife and I... [Dazai's eldest son] looked for other ponds and cut the reeds. One basket is still too little."

[Dazai's eldest daughter] looked at [Dazai's second daughter] with some distaste, "You take a basket to collect food."

【Second Daughter of Dazai】What can I do, I can only helplessly agree.

Wow, very reliable, eldest daughter.

But when he looked at me, I could see the entanglement in his eyes, and at the end he choked out a few words, "[Osamu Dazai] just wait at home to have a baby."

...waiting to have a baby

Give birth.

I'm going to take back the statement that he's reliable, do you want to be beaten up by someone with superpowers?The kind that can go to heaven.