One hour in the life of a superhuman

It was a roughly woven basket that looked like it was woven from grass stems, but it was unexpectedly very strong.

I pressed down hard on the bottom of the basket, and the bottom didn't even bulge out, let alone break a hole.

I tried to put gooseberries in the basket. Although the basket looked very big, I could only put three in it. Compared with only one in two hands, it can be said to be a big breakthrough.

"Hey, is Big Sister going to use violence to extract a confession?" [Dazai's eldest son] said while pinching his throat, "It's so scary."

It made me doubt for a moment that becoming a child really affects IQ.

Compared with the older son who is not worried, the eldest daughter who was very irritable when she was just born is unexpectedly a guy who can take care of the whole house. Although the language is rough, she can not only help me pick gooseberries, but also take care of my younger brother. My sister is also very helpful at this time.

For example, torture his younger brother to extract a confession.

After a wild meal, [Dazai Dazai's eldest daughter] and [Dazai's eldest son] finally had enough fun, picked a gooseberry from the gooseberry bushes, and made up for their hunger before starving to death due to the fight value.

[Dazai's eldest son] can also speak properly, "I saw a stone, it's like trying to swallow a stone and kill myself." He smiled and said terrible things.

Generally speaking, only suicide by swallowing gold.

"Eh?" [Second Daughter of Dazai] exclaimed, "Suicide?"

He is not yet old enough to say a complete sentence yet, but even if there are only two words, he should be curious about why normal people want to commit suicide when they see a stone.

As the third child who has no right to speak and is still breastfeeding, no one pays attention to him.

"Get to the point." [Dazai's Eldest Daughter] seems to have the attribute of [Dazai's Eldest Son] to be irritable when she speaks. At this time, she has already started to turn her toes again, and is ready to kick.

"After getting the stone, I thought about how to use the stone to kill myself, and a book appeared in front of me." [Dazai's eldest son] gestured with his hands, "It shows the method of making it."

Listening to what he said, I picked up a stone from the ground, and sure enough, as he said, a book with a red cover appeared in front of me.

I didn’t realize such a simple method. It must be because I’m physically and mentally exhausted. I’m the only old mother in the family who has to pay attention to keeping them from starving to death. I don’t have time to pick up stones for fun.

In the first half of my life, besides giving birth to children, I was eating gooseberries. It was a tragic life.

Focus on the book in front of you. If you touch it with your fingers, it will be penetrated. It is not the real thing, like the skill book in the game. Other people should not be able to see other people's books. It should be controlled by ideas .

When I thought this way, the book was opened, and after the pages were flipped, the side about the stone appeared.

Like the original world, there is no narrative of any text, only pictures, but fortunately, it is not so abstract, but very realistic and easy to identify.

I went down according to its instructions, and ground the round stone on the big stone on the surface without using much strength, just touching it lightly, and it turned into a sharp stone.

On the [Sharp Stone] page, there are many things that can be crafted. For example, the burdock, which could not be dug out before, can be dug out with sharp stones.

In addition to cutting the branches into sticks, the sticks should be able to do other things, but these are not important right now.

I had to look down at ten lines at a glance, and finally found the way to make a basket.

The material used to make the baskets is reeds, which were found next to the pond where the eldest son was kicked off by the eldest daughter.

It can be cut off with a sharp stone, and it was cut off by the elder son to make a basket just now, so there is only one solitary wild duck left. By the way, its egg is still on the head of [Dazai Eldest Son], obviously before Experienced a variety of beating process, but still motionless.

This is the egg.

Seeing that my eyes stayed on his hair for too long, [Dazai Eldest Son] touched his own hair, and pulled the duck egg off from it.

"Look." As he said that, he slammed the duck egg on the ground.

The duck egg, which was supposed to be broken immediately, did not move at all. It rolled on the ground twice unharmed, as if laughing at the elder son's hand strength is too weak to break even an egg.

I remember that there was a recipe for baking eggs in that book that appeared out of nowhere.

"If you don't use the method here, you can't do harm to the things here." [Dazai's eldest son] explained, and then said, "It sounds interesting to use duck eggs to commit suicide."

I understand the truth, but why do you put this duck egg on your hair again?

Because [Dazai's eldest daughter] was born with a wreath and you didn't?Playing a little tantrum?

"If you use it as a hat, you can free your hands." [Dazai's eldest son] said solemnly, and then put the gooseberry on the [Dazai's second daughter]'s head.

The second daughter was a chubby little dumpling with a gooseberry on top of her head, which was very cute, but being stared at by three people and six pairs of eyes, she began to shiver like a rabbit, and squatted down hugging her stomach.

"Although I can let it go, I don't want to eat gooseberries covered in oil at all." [Dazai's eldest daughter] was a little disgusted, "Based on the time here, I haven't bathed in six years."

As soon as this topic was mentioned, my whole body felt uncomfortable, as if something that I hadn't realized before was revealed all of a sudden.

He obviously didn't see any insects like ants, but he started to itch all over his body like bugs crawling.

Everyone's complexion is a little ugly.

"Are you so clean?" [Dazai's eldest son] turned around and asked [Dazai's eldest daughter], "Rather than caring about taking a bath, you haven't actually gone to the toilet, right?"

I am very worried that the topic will suddenly become a suicide method of not going to the toilet and being suffocated to death, or before another round of unilateral domestic violence, his eggs will definitely be broken.

I didn't say anything dirty, just referring to the duck egg on his head.

If it evolves like this, I won't be able to go any further when I get old. I might as well starve myself to death, and then find a way to get a litter of obedient cubs faster.

But the eldest daughter is so useful, I still want to save it, and it is very rare for me to ask: "What should I do next?"

"Sure enough, it's a management and construction game." [Dazai's eldest son] said.

"What's that?" [Dazai's Eldest Daughter] asked with a frown, she seemed to be addicted to bloody and violent games such as arcades.

"Eh?" [Dazai's eldest son] said exaggeratedly, "Haven't the slug ever played this kind of game?"

"From scratch." I summed it up.

【The eldest son of Dazai】: "From primitive society to modern society by building a huge family."

Can this kind of thing be done?

The Stone Age is 300 million years ago, which is an astronomical figure no matter how you look at it.

That's why children are needed... to build a family...

If this customs clearance condition is really as guessed, it is really too embarrassing. No one can guarantee that the offspring brought in later will be able to do this, instead of directly demolishing the house.

Everyone fell silent, but it was obvious that one of the people present had a brain circuit that was not with us.

"Eh? I'm in a dream, so let me go." The second daughter who squatted on the ground with her head in her arms and thought she was dreaming muttered, "The mafia family is already very annoying, why should I do it for [Osamu Dazai] ] Establish a primitive family."

"My Chinese score is only 27, so in my dream, the writers won't let me go?"