One hour in the life of a superhuman

Skuvalo looked even more miserable than the previous 【Collection】.

It's so pitiful that the whole person's outlook on life has collapsed.

Like a shark cub lost in the sea, shivering and pretending.

I don't really want to know what he went through, I don't have unnecessary curiosity at all.

It was just a push that caused [Bald] Skuvalo to fall into the clutches of [Beating Bear], and [Killing Bear] Nakahara Nakaya seems to be a little bit guilty in the superficial gloating, just saying it But it's never very pleasant, "Wow, you look so miserable."

"Because [Sakamoto] didn't keep up." [Farming] Akashi Seijuro said, he looked very experienced, "If [Sakamoto] was there, generally speaking, it would be at the level of [Collecting]."

[Collection] This level?

When you say such things so lightly, your conscience really won't hurt?

And, why are you so experienced?

This topic seems to have started a discussion meeting of the most influential figures in the class, and everyone talked about [Sakamoto].

"When [Sakamoto] and I went out to collect before, we encountered several swarms of mosquitoes," [Collection] said, "We were almost besieged by mosquitoes, but were saved by Sakamoto."

"He actually caught the mosquitoes flying all over the sky with a branch." [Collection] looked adoring, "Is it called a secret book? Skillful hands pinch beans (change), skillful hands pinch mosquitoes."

In fact, it’s not a pinch. In this world, even if you have two hands, you are bound to die and can only hold one thing. Even COOL’s 【Sakamoto】can’t avoid this kind of thing. He uses the forks on the branches to do it. This point, the skill is more superb

I just don't understand what is the use of exercising this skill at all?Purely pretentious?

Are you a king?

[Collection] was like opening a Pandora's box, I was forced to listen to all kinds of [Sakamoto]'s cool, cooler, and coolest behaviors.

The internal meeting of the Sakamoto family immediately became a rainbow fart for [Sakamoto].

[Farming] Seijuro Akashi and [Pottery] Keigo Atobe, who are relatively high-quality, should have witnessed various occasions. Keigo Bu can get the existence of instructions by snapping his fingers, but they still have a high degree of appreciation for [Sakamoto].

Look at other people's cubs, why don't people in the Dazai family never blow rainbow farts?

But due to these matters, it can be seen that [Sakamoto] can always save people from fire and water by jumping left and right when everyone needs it, but now he is missing, which is obviously abnormal matter.

If you think about it carefully, before [Beating Bear] took [Bald] Skuvalo out to buy shoes, it was really rare, and he followed [Beating Bear] behind his ass to perfect his backhand. In fact, it was like this The statement is not very accurate. It should be said that watching [Beat Xiong] don't play with his younger brothers, sisters, nephews and nieces to death. He can always miraculously use various pretentious methods to get in.

It's really weird that they didn't go with them this time.

It is impossible for Skuvalo to be named [Sakamoto Bald] by [Killing Bear] Nakahara. This kind of implication is not very good, and it sounds like a bit of a curse, so I still feel that [Bald] was unfortunately It's better to crush to death.

I thought so, and others have discovered this too.

"By the way, have you seen [Sakamoto]?" It was Keigo Atobe who asked the question, "It seems that I haven't seen him just now."

"Will he die somewhere?" [Shooting Bear] interjected, "Isn't he already 50 years old?"

I was staring at Osamu Dazai before. As far as I know, the only person who has a full time is now. According to the ending of Osamu Dazai’s last round of one hour and finally dying of old age, a person should only live to be 60 years old at most. , [Sakamoto] is already 50 years old, and it is indeed dangerous in terms of age.

In about 10 minutes, he will be able to leave the Sakamoto family with the ending of old age and death,

It's a pity that it was supposed to be the age to take care of the rest of the world, but still had to run around for the sake of the younger generation.

"Probably not," said [Tenda] Akashi Seijuro, as the eldest sister of the Sakamoto family, he spent much longer time with [Sakamoto], and obviously knew more about [Sakamoto] than others, "[Sakamoto] You won’t make the mistake of not counting your own lifespan.”

At this moment, a roar came, as if returning from hell.

"Don't let Lao Tzu know who he is in this world." As expected of Balian's behind-the-scenes master, the big kitchen shark Skuvalo, even if he is treated like this, it will take several years to regain his senses at the level of [collection] , and jumped up and down again after only one year old, "I will definitely cut him into sashimi."

Don't be ridiculous, you have said this to your mother [Dazai's eldest daughter] countless times in the last life, not in real life, or the mother and daughter don't know each other, only the unified mutual aversion is still there.

Facing Zhongye in the Central Plains, this is still controllable.

His ability is to control gravity, but if he sneaks up like a killer, he may not miss.

I remember that Balian's little baby is called "Mamon". He is a well-known illusionist on the dark web. As long as the money is enough, he will take any job.

Hey, hey, when I said this, I remembered one thing. He seemed to be eyeing Atsushi Nakajima, which can almost be said to be a sky-high bounty.

Osamu Dazai should be the one who has a headache on this point. I thought about it for a moment and then stopped thinking about it.

If you encounter [Beating a Bear] in real life, just relying on assassination is not enough. I always feel that I will hurt myself anyway. If I want to fight hard, I am afraid that there will be a lot of places to clean up. What banana peels, watermelons? You need to pay attention to the skin, the moss on the wall, and the passing birds may not accidentally drop bombs.

It is estimated that the goddess of luck does not favor Skuvalo, and will only wave the crutches of life to him to let him know what it means to be a lucky boss.

"What did you get done by [Beating Bear]?" [Shooting Bear] asked, his tone sounded concerned, making it hard to think when he had such a good relationship with [bald] Skuvalo , obviously didn't say a few words before, "It's so embarrassing."

But it was obvious that he just wanted to hear gossip.

"I'll be very sad if you say that, second nephew." At some point, [Beating Xiong] came over and got into the topic, "How could I do such a thing to my niece? abnormal."

"Just bad luck."

In order to show his innocence, he even tilted his head in a cute manner.

Not to mention the fact that the victim [bald head] Skuvalo disagrees, but his image of a thick beard with a big mouth is really not suitable for showing cuteness, which makes people think of saying "no, I'm afraid" King Kong Barbie.

"I just took [bald head] to get shoes at the pond we often go to." [Beat Xiong] spread his hands and began to narrate.

In fact, it’s also simple. It can be attributed to the fact that [Bald]’s hair was caught by the fishhook. When [Beat the Bear] wanted to help untangle it, it was too tight. He was originally impatient. He couldn't lose blood no matter how he was beaten, so he simply swung the fishing rod vigorously, and [bald head] was thrown in the sky like a piece of seaweed in the ocean.

As a result, the other party threw the bald head on the tree with too much force. The tree was thrown to the tree on the other side of the pond again.

Then the same steps were repeated, his head was bouncing back and forth on the tree by the pond, and finally [beating the bear] did not use any more force, I suspect that he was simply out of strength.

Skuvalo's head is full of branches. If it is done more delicately, it can go to the Kabuki of COS in ancient times. It is thrown around in the sky. It is like being smashed into the wall by Xanxus. You still throw it while hitting it The one with the red wine bottle was already completely dizzy, thinking that things had finally turned around.

But how to put it, it’s too early to rest assured, fishing, with bait, it’s not white rose bushes and earthworms, but [bald] Skuvaro, don’t say, follow this step, first tie the earthworm (bald) Isn't it the basic operation of fishing to throw him unconscious on the fishing rod? If you think about it this way, what's the matter? There is still the last step.

[Bald] Skuvalo fell directly into the pond.

After hearing this, the case was finally solved.

The small piece of baldness on Scuvaro's hair was indeed torn off by [Beat the Bear] after repeatedly jumping on the tree.

It's so pitiful, Osamu Dazai was still middle-aged at that time, but now Skuvalo is young and bald, and Perfect has become a real "bald" in a man-made way.

Looking at the action power of [Beat the Bear], why shouldn't Zhong Yuan be ashamed?

"I didn't do it on purpose, I wanted to save him." [Beat Xiong] said very earnestly.

"You saved me by throwing me from one pond to another." [Bald] Scuvaro growled.

There are eight ponds in total, each of which has his presence.

It's full of fish, and everything else is [Baldhead's] blood and tears.

Probably because of anger, [bald head] Skuvalo showed his strength beyond normal, jumped up abruptly, much higher than his knees, and grabbed the neckline of [Beating Bear], he originally wanted to punch him Yes, let him taste the feeling of being beaten before beating the bear again, but his two radish legs are dangling and there is no point of strength. In addition, although he looks fierce, he is actually limp and limp at all. Can't make any effort.

"I want to see something," when [Sakamoto] disappeared, [Tantian] Seijuro Akashi was obviously more reliable than [Beat the Bear], and said calmly, "You should be regarded as a member of the [Sakamoto] family. baptism."

... This baptism is too cruel.

【Sakamoto】Is the family an evil force?

"Hmph." [The bald head] gave [Beat the Bear] a vicious look, but he let go and jumped down. He seemed to have misunderstood, thinking that everyone standing here had this experience, but in fact No, as far as I know [cooking vegetables] Hinata Zao and I have never been used as bait or dipped in a pond.

But there is no need to explain anything, it is of no use to our progress in transforming primitive society, and it will also affect family harmony.

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I want to eat ice watermelon secretly when everyone is blowing rainbow farts to Sakamoto, I buried a piece of ground under the feet of [Beat the Bear]... Lei, you are really a warrior, okay=3=

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While listening to everyone blowing rainbow farts, while pouring nutrient solution, there are people with light and dust +1