One hour in the life of a superhuman

[Cooking] Hinata dates are almost mechanically continuing the process of inserting the fish on the pole, and then grilling it to turn it into black charcoal.

When he was patted on the shoulder by [Sakamoto] and turned around, it was obvious that his thoughts had drifted away, and all that remained here was a robot shell with a wrong program.

"It's a pity that you are still called [burning vegetables], but in fact you should be [burning charcoal], right? Hahaha." [Shooting Bear], who had suffered from Hinata Zao's poisonous tongue before, stuck out his tongue at him, like a childish ghost. Slightly," then sneered.

Hinata Zao didn't have much psychological change about this, but just handed the pole with the fish inserted to [Shooting Bear], with a look of "Why don't you try it".

[Shooting Bear] Upon hearing this, he took the fish generously, "Isn't it just a grilled fish? Look at me."

He put the fish on top of the fire, but it didn't even last three seconds. After the tongue of flame rolled around the fish, he immediately withdrew his hand.

Originally, he had carefully observed [Cooking] Hyugazao grilled fish before, and found that the fish would turn into charred after this period of time, thinking that there should be no major problem in taking the fish out before this.

But in this world, taking it for granted can cause big problems.

There will be a BGM of Dazai Osamu clapping his hands to simulate a face slap, isn't it scary?Scary or not?

[Shooting the Bear] The fish that "Dangdangdangdang" ostentatiously showed everyone like a small gift turned into coke under his nose.

"How is this possible?" He looked incredible, "With my hand speed?"

[Shooting Bear] After sticking the grilled fish that had turned into black charcoal on the ground, looking at my hand, I fell into a life of doubt, as if I had been training for more than ten years, it is not as good as the grilled fish turned into black charcoal.

"The hand speed of Oji-san who has been single for 30 years?" [Cooking] Hinata Zao sneered, "This is not a game of agility, little brother."

"Huh?" [Shooting Bear] came to [Cooking] in one stride, "We were both born at the same time, who do you call little brother?"

What he said was the time of birth in the game, but seeing his reaction so big, I had doubts about the age of [Shooting Bear], but now he can almost be hammered with stones, he is definitely just a child.

In this world, is it so frenzied that even children are not spared?

[Cooking] Sliding back, avoiding [Shooting the Bear], with a calm tone, "Whoever should be."

The two naive ghosts who refused to give an inch were obviously about to fight. At this moment, [Sakamoto] stood between the two of them with a moonwalk, with a basket on his head, and inside the basket were three poles that had been inserted. Fish, holding a grilled fish in his hand, handed it to [Shooting Bear].

[Shooting Bear] accepted it with a puzzled expression on his face, and then heard [Sakamoto] say, "Be good with each other."

"Hey, you guy, do you think this is a lollipop to coax children?" [Shooting Bear] looked unhappy, but after seeing that [Sakamoto] also gave [Shaocai] one, his complexion became better He got up, put his hands behind his head, and said nothing more.

Hinata Zao has the heart of an adult and the appearance of a child, so she won't be vindictive with a guy with two children.

Perfectly resolved a dispute, worthy of being the Mama of the Sakamoto family.

But why moonwalk?

"But it's really strange," said [Shooting Bear] suddenly. He was squatting beside the fire, and the fire light reflected on his face, as if he could directly give him a disfigured tongue of fire, although due to everyone's birth They have been put on the fire all the time. Everyone knows that fire can’t kill people, but it’s scary to look at. "Obviously the reference book says so."

He was holding the reference book in his hand, and the pages were crackling.

This is true. I have read reference books before, and it is easy to understand that it is full of pictures. It is a picture of fish + pole + fire, and there is no problem.

There are also those who don't believe in evil, tried it in turn, and they all turned into charcoal in seconds, without exception.

Get rid of the small group of X bears, plus the newly born [bald head], the newcomer [six], and the pretend boss [cooking vegetables], shouldn't everyone else be the real boss?

How could there be a problem with even a meal?

"Haven't you all cooked food?" I almost thought I blurted out what was in my heart, but it was [[-]].

Everyone responded honestly and brought up the topic.

[Pottery making] Keigo Atobe first snapped his fingers and drew everyone's attention to himself, "I have been in this world for three rounds, and if I do more, I have reached the stage of pottery making, and I haven't hunted yet."

When he said this, he didn't disclose a lot of information, but it was an opportunity to be open and honest.

Everyone hadn't gathered together before. Now that all the members of the Sakamoto family are finally here, it's a good time. I still have a few people who can't confirm their identities.

I don’t know if I discussed this matter with Seijuro Akashi, but right after [Farming] Seijuro Akashi said, “I’ve only stayed there twice, but the first time, someone took me to learn Instead of farming, we didn’t have a fire at that time, because there were too few ponds nearby, and the food shortage ended.”

[[-]] Spreading his hands, he is very bachelor, "I started for the first time." On this point, when he was just born, he could just blurt out and ask if this is a game. Ji thinks this is a game in which literary giants force people to build infrastructure, which has the same effect.

But because they are willing to learn, they don't pretend to be coercive, and the most important thing is that they are not as uncontrollable as the X Bear group, so everyone still taught him a lot, at least much more than Shaoxiaolijia's [Cooking].

[Cooking] Hinata Zao took the opportunity to express his opinion, but his posture of grilling fish has already exposed this point, it's no different if he didn't say anything, he just took the opportunity to pass Minglu.

The next step is the personal self-explosion session. Everyone has to put a question mark on the authenticity, unless they are really stupid and sweet, otherwise they will not really say their names carelessly in this world.

And at this time, [collection] said weakly, "This is the fourth time for me."

"Wow, do you die once a day on average?" [Shooting Bear] asked bluntly.

【Collection】Nodded, hugged himself sadly, "And only learned to collect."

[Farming] Akashi Seijuro patted him on the shoulder, "It's enough to only know how to collect, and it's a great help."

[Collection] He breathed a sigh of relief, smiled, and thanked Akashi Seijuro.

"Since the elder brother has said everything," [Shooting Bear] said nonchalantly, "This is my second time. The last time I was killed by a bear, our 'Ma Ma' is actually Osamu Dazai? Can you believe it? Is that Osamu Dazai?" He exaggerated and danced.

lie.

When he was in the Dazai family, he was still the [Shooting Bear] of [Dazai’s second son]. Judging from the age of death at that time, he could only stay in this world for one day at most. He must have a day before becoming a [Shooting Bear] From one game to two, if there are many deaths, it may also involve four times like [collection].

Moreover, at that time, [Shooting Bear] was actually not as sensitive to Dazai Osamu as Sawada Tsunayoshi, that is to say, he was either a foreigner like Skuvalo, or he was his There is no Dazai in this world.

I glanced at Chuya Zhongyuan, and saw that he didn't say anything, and didn't even frown his eyebrows. Obviously, this matter was not beyond his control, and it should still be within his control.

I thought about it carefully, and probably understood what was going on.

【Osamu Dazai】This name, after I thought it was just a dead celebrity and used it as my own name, it is completely meaningless for Osamu Dazai to hide himself. look for him.

So, is this the deal between Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara?

Use yourself as bait.

If you are really found, if you say you don't know anything, you may turn passive into active.

Hey, hey, this is really a boldness that is not afraid of death, but it was originally a waste device for suicide bandages, so it is not surprising that this choice will be made. Although it is a risky move, it may have miraculous effects.

"Is that Mr. Detective from that famous detective agency in Yokohama?" The one who spoke was [Teda] Akashi Seijuro. I don't know if his memory has been affected by the fusion of worlds. Generally speaking, the first reaction should be that famous writer, but he has always been thoughtful, and it is difficult to judge on this point.

"Someone must have used his name." [Tantian] Akashi Seijuro said.

"Have you met Osamu Dazai?" [Shooting Bear]'s tone sounded purely curious.

"No, I met with other members of the detective agency for personal matters." Akashi Seijuro replied, this is nothing special, it is normal to find a detective for personal reasons.

Having said that, there is no way to continue asking. Even if I ask, based on my understanding of Akashi, I will only get a statement that is polite, but there is no definite information.

But what surprised me was that when Hinata-zao heard the name of Dazai Osamu who he thought was behind the scenes this time, there was no change on his face. Is this the legendary facial paralysis style of acting?

"It's my first time." [Shooting Bear] said, "It's my first time in this world to be able to enter the Sakamoto Hope family. I'm so lucky."

His answer was unanimously surprised by everyone, as if everyone thought the other party was a big boss.

"The second time." [Sakamoto] answered concisely.

"The third time." At this point [bald] Skuvalo doesn't seem to feel the need to hide anything, and because of [Shooting Bear]'s self-explosion, he probably has recognized who he is, but he didn't point it out, " In the last world, they were dragged around the world by a guy named 'Fruit Nong Hisoka', and there was no family settlement at all."

At this time [Killing the Bear] Nakahara Chuya just opened his mouth, he put it in his pocket, "Three times, the first two times were killed by the hands of the bear."

Now it's my turn not to say anything, I can't let the people of the Dazai family see that I am 【Osamu Dazai】, I thought about it and said, "The second time, the first time I died of starvation."

Half of the sentence is true, half of the sentence is false.

My first toma, so far I think I am still looking for Hibari Kyouya whose catchphrase is "Ai Lie Ai Lie", I starved to death, I just selectively forgot the life of the Dazai family.

But what I find interesting is that, except for [Collecting], the number of times for everyone is only two or three times. If the truth is true, the day when this world was first opened should be the day when I first entered.

After all, judging from the setting of this spicy chicken world, no one should survive the first round.

Especially when everyone thinks highly of themselves.

"By the way, shouldn't we be thinking about what to do with grilled fish?" After everyone's introduction, [Beat Xiong] spoke.

"That," [Collection] said not confidently, "Is this fire different from the drawing in the reference book?"

When everyone heard this, they all opened the reference book. After careful comparison, it was true that the flame on the reference book was a little smaller. After waiting for the flame to become smaller, everyone did not add firewood to it, but directly put the fish into it. go up.

Finally, there is no freshly baked black charcoal.

"Brother, it's not bad." [Shooting Bear] praised a few words, obviously not taking it too seriously, but [Collecting] still looked very happy.

He is a little angel, right?

Not like Sawada Tsunayoshi?

After knowing how to grill fish, everyone's interest plummeted. They first replenished their hunger points by eating fish, and then handed over all the fish to [Cooking].

Hinata Zao: ...Thank you.

[Beating Xiong] still seems to think that [Cooking] is not busy enough, and wants to get him some fish. Looking at the bare feet of [Bald], he has been fighting with his mother since he was born. He is a new kid with no shoes. Sakamoto family.

"I'll get a pair of shoes for [bald head] first, and you guys can make bows and arrows."

Hearing this, some pictures flashed in everyone's minds, their faces changed, and they took a step back. The previous victim [collection] was behind [farming] Seijuro Akashi, only the [bald head] in the unknown place. 】Skuvalo still stood where he was, and was even pushed two steps forward by his mother [Killing Bear] Zhong Yuanzhong, "Your uncle wants to prepare shoes for you, go quickly."

Scuvaro is keenly aware of the taste of conspiracy. He should trust his sixth sense instead of relying on his reason to think that he is just getting a pair of shoes.

In this world, if you believe in reason, you can only be ruthlessly abandoned by the goddess of luck.

[Beating Bear] Hummed a ditty in a good mood, and took [Baldhead] to get the shoes. At this time, Skuvaro could still walk back. When he came back, he was [beaten like a dead shark] Xiong] the princess came back after being hugged, and he was still wearing a pair of shoes that dripped water.

The whole person is like being stuffed in a drum washing machine for a day and a night, devastated.

[Bald] Scovalo stretched out his hand tremblingly. He, a guy who only believed in BOSS, blurted out, "OH, MY..."

But the second half of the sentence was held back with amazing perseverance, and I don't know if the second half of the sentence is "oh, mygod" or "oh, myXanxus" that echoes infinitely.

After this incident, Bibalian is not a bear at all, it is really heaven.

Scuvaro, who couldn't hold back his expression, I could easily and clearly read his inner voice through his micro-expressions.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Skuvalo for mentioning a pair of shoes [applause] 23333

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Wanting to eat ice watermelon in vain to save Skuvarro who was hanging on the fishing rod from [Beat the Bear], and planted the ground.. Thunder, but unfortunately I almost didn't get lucky =3=

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The one who secretly poured the nutrient solution into the pond will update +10, spectators +1, wait for you, don’t you +1, the pigeon cooing +1, contributed to Skuvaro’s shoes, what? = 3=