One hour in the life of a superhuman

At this moment, as if it was half a beat behind, a voice came, with the surprise of Hope Shengguang, "Wow, isn't this a thread?"

When watching this kind of mother-daughter quarrel, as the eldest brother of the Sakamoto family, please stand up like an old uncle and mediate in a bright and majestic manner, instead of talking about other things.

But 【Beat Xiong】I didn't realize this at all, ran to my side in three steps and two steps, squatted down, obviously there were only three threads, but I looked over and over again, those eyes were like stars in the dark night Generally reflects the afterglow of the sun.

Seeing this [beating bear] gesture, my sense of crisis soared, and I always felt that it was very similar to the state where he asked me to go get shoes together, which meant that something big would definitely happen.

The luck of [Beat Xiong] is based on the misfortune of countless bones. This person is really terrible.

If it were in the real world, I would probably choose to go around. It's not that there is no way to deal with it, but there is a high probability that I will hurt myself.

At that time, Osamu Dazai was thinking of creating a tornado to see if his hair roots were still tough. If he encountered [Beat a Bear], he would probably be swept away in the opposite direction.

What's more, in this world without super powers, [Beat the Bear] is simply the biggest boss, and it is still the type that cannot be conquered with force.

It is completely possible to say "Listen to me, I will listen to me" while smiling. Fortunately, he does not seem to have the character of wanting to be beaten at the moment. Generally speaking, he can still get along with each other. .

It's really not fair to him to just look at him with his own luck and unluckiness. Generally speaking, it seems that he is just a very enthusiastic and good person now.

But when he got the line, I found out that except for the X Bears group and me and 【热菜】 who didn’t know why, everyone’s eyes were undoubtedly on what kind of nuclear bomb [Beat Xiong] got.

On this point, 【Sakamoto】behaved completely differently, with a bit of doting on his own children in his eyes.

Did he really enter the play?

I took a few steps back, and whispered to [Cooking] Hinata Zao, "Is [Sakamoto] your senior in the entertainment industry?"

You're welcome, let's explode the vest.

Unexpectedly, Hinata Zao looked puzzled, "It should be an amateur."

"Don't you think, if any actor is like this, wouldn't he be able to recognize it when he walks on the red carpet?"

Hey, hey, it's true that it's the type that can walk well with both legs. It probably belongs to those who don't have legs and can give them to those who need them.

My superficial partner Hinata Zao and I looked at each other in blank dismay, and for a moment we both felt that this conjecture was very reasonable.

When we were guessing [Sakamoto]'s true identity, [Beating Bear] had already sorted out two baskets, five threads, and one rope and put them on the ground.

"Haha, I was just thinking that it's time to make bows and arrows. I'm really lucky. I have the materials just now. Well done, brother." [Beating Xiong] put his hand on my head affectionately, rubbing it into a mess my hairstyle.

No, this is for a backpack.

And please don't touch my hair, thank you.

But I just remembered at this time that as the basis of many materials, rope can be used in many places, and it is also an essential material for bows and arrows.

You can get a fir tree bow by binding the long axis of the cedar tree with a rope, and the long axis of the cedar tree is easier to get. The branches that can be pulled out from the bottom of the cedar tree can be obtained by processing them with sharp stones.

However, it is a bit troublesome to encounter cedar trees. The most common here is maple, which is the material they use to make long straight sticks.

But if you can't find cedar branches, there are alternative methods.

A headless bow can be made by using arrow feathers and string to tie a pole.

Arrow feathers are made of flint and feathers and can be obtained from ducks by the pond.

The most pitiful thing in the audience is probably the duck. The eggs that were born had to be snatched by Osamu Dazai and put on his head to cover his Mediterranean Sea. At that time, it was a round of scaring ducks. If you were unlucky, you were knocked unconscious by a fish. It was another delicious meal. Now you have to face the situation of being plucked. It is simply the worst duck in history.

As for the other material, the rope tied pole is even simpler. You only need a rope and a pole. If you can’t find the material for the pole, you can also remove the home mark. I believe that [Beat the Bear] can rely on him. Lucky to find the way home with eyes closed.

Although [Beat Xiong] doesn't look like a very good uncle at all, the effect is very significant.

This is probably because of his luck.

The mother and daughter of the Sakamoto family who can return from the reincarnation of the Dazai family can temporarily shake hands and make peace. If you think about it carefully, it is only the bear.

The originally tense mother and daughter were suddenly attracted by his words. In the first Dazai family, both pretended to be coercive and then were killed by the bear mother and daughter. Temporarily give up on fighting the returning mom/debt collector and deal with the bear first.

The X Bear group seemed very excited. I don't know about the others, but Nakahara Naka was also a man who fought against Xiong for 20 years in his previous life. He finally knew that he couldn't kill Xiong with his bare hands.

It has obviously been a long time waiting for this chance of revenge.

Nakahara Chuya first thought that [Dazai Hum] was still a child, and temporarily put aside this opportunity for revenge, and just took the reincarnated [bald head], a one-year-old milk doll, as a barbell, and vigorously shook it up.

Judging from the arc of the arm, it can be compared to a Ferris wheel, but it is a short version with the height, but the speed is extremely fast, and it shakes out the phantom.

Taking her daughter to exercise, she is really a real mother.

[Shooting Bear], who has a good relationship with Zhongyuan Zhong, watched this pointing behavior with great interest, "Are you training his anti-dizziness ability? Training future killers?"

No, it's just exercising. In order to wash away the shame of the bear, I will bully [bald head] online by the way. It's just a simple kill three birds with one stone. Zhongyuan Zhong was also confused by what [shooting the bear] said. He turned his head and asked ,"ha?"

I think his word "ha" contains the meaning, God damn, I am training him, a [bald head]?Rather than why it should be trained to be a killer.

【Shooting Bear】Obviously did not understand Nakahara Chuya's words, but simply took it as the latter meaning, the killer's training method.

"It's too inefficient for you to do this," [Shooting Bear] began to be serious, "We should feed poison from birth, starting with a small dose, until the poison can kill a whale and can't kill [Bald], and then grow up At one o'clock, torture training will start, that is, whipping with a whip, three times a day, playing games, playing hide-and-seek with life as a bet, and throwing electric shocks when you are old, this is the right way to kill nurturing method."

……

Listening to [Shooting the Bear]'s cruel parenting method, no one spoke for a while. This is no longer the parents of the eagle family, but the devil.

After a long time, [Pottery Making] Atobe Keigo came over and patted [Shooting Bear] on the shoulder, "Read more, play less messy games, and educate yourself."

[Shooting Bear]'s face suddenly swelled into a cat's face, and he touched Keigo Atobe's chest with his hand for some unknown reason. It looked like a "push" movement, but the direction of the hand was not the same. It's very similar to "digging", but when you touch it, you withdraw your hand and start swearing, "In my house, when you touch me, you die."

If you have the guts, you should talk harshly to Mr. Atobe who is holding a racket, not the key to persuading people to study is [making pottery] without a tennis racket.

[Shooting the Bear] This picture looks like a kindergarten child who can't afford to play. Everyone laughed.

But among such a group of people, [Killing Bear] Nakahara Chuya and Hinata Zao looked at [Shooting Bear] with some doubts in their eyes. I think they thought the same as I did. The posture of [Shooting Bear] at that time was really weird A little bit, it's a bit like a heart-pumping action, and it's hard to tell the truth from the demeanor of what he said.

These two people are suspicious of blood, which makes me doubt the true identity of [Shooting Bear].

The killer doesn't matter, what matters is the whole world that follows behind him.

If what [Shooting Bear] is telling the truth, there is no need to talk about the catastrophic chemical reaction that will happen when a family cultivated in this way merges with my real world, let alone, in [Shooting Bear] or [ When Dazai’s second son was born, there were still some monsters and other products.

It is still necessary to figure this out.

In terms of killers, it is undoubtedly [Bald] Skuvalo who has the most say. Although [Bear Killer] Nakahara Nakaya is also doing murderous work in the port mafia, they are basically frontal breakthroughs. On the contrary, it is probably that real men never turn around to watch explosions.

Although Balian is not like a killer organization, the movement is big enough to tarnish this name, but after all, this name exists, and it is said to be recognized by the public. suspicion.

But after Scuvaro was used as a fitness equipment "big windmill" by Zhongya Nakahara, when he published his long speech in "Shooting the Bear", his eyes were already covered with mosquito circles.

However, his recovery ability has always been very good. When Zhongyuanzhong was also shocked by the words of [Shooting Bear], his hand speed slowly slowed down until it stopped. After such a short time, he has basically recovered The spirit was hanging on the hand of Zhongye Zhongyuan, and the other hand was groping secretly on the ground.

After a while, he touched the fish that was also fed to him in the Central Plains before, and the fish he licked again, with his saliva glistening on it.

The moment he grasped the tail of the fish, his flexibility exploded. In the posture of being lifted, relying directly on the strength of the waist, he did a sit-up, and then "slapped" the fish in his hand as a hammer, and a Ten bursts of fish lead.Finally, when Skuvalo let go, the fish was hanging on the forehead of Zhongya Zhongyuan, looking quite like "buying fish Xishi".

At the same time, Scuvaro broke free from Nakahara Chuya's hand, did a backflip in the air and stood up straight, facing Nakahara Chuya, while smiling provocatively, he raised his middle finger, "I want you to kill me!" Fish? The kind that chopped you up together!"

Nakahara Chuya's smile gradually distorted, and he pulled the fish off his head, "Want to come and play?"

It was [Sakamoto] who spoke, and he looked serious, "As a family, we must love each other."

When the two of them heard this, they showed a disgusted expression in unison, and there was a tacit understanding on this point.

"Then let's kill the bear together." [Beat the Bear] said happily at this time, "Let's use our talents together and achieve one thing as one, isn't it a perfect way to increase friendship?"

No, you just want to be worthy of your own name, and the small group of X bears can finally really hate bears once.

[Sakamoto] was silent for a moment, and seemed to think it made a lot of sense, especially when he heard that the melee between the two sides could temporarily truce when they heard that they were going to deal with bears. It looked like they could love each other. I agreed.

I put on a chicken coop that had been ravaged by [Shooting Bear] with a blank expression on my face, watching them chatter like elementary school students going on a spring outing.

I finally know what it means to lift a rock and shoot myself in the foot.

A non-destructive fishing rod can cause the souls of family members to wander in the hands. Holding a bow and arrow, I am afraid that they can go directly to the sky.

The bears in the world, come out collectively.

I really want the old mother [Sakamoto] to open his squinted eyes and see if he, a member of the plastic family, can be released?

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