One hour in the life of a superhuman

For this kind of messy admiration, I can only reject it like Teruhashi Shinmi's "oh hoo".

We will never blurt out the word "COOL". What's more, apart from admiring the grandpa's way of pretending, for us, there is only trouble.

So, why hang fish on long straight wooden sticks?

After Sakamoto's COOL performance alone, we had to dodge the big fat fish hanging behind his long straight stick skateboard with amazing physical reflexes and various postures.

Immediately after that, there were a few more rumors, the X-Bear group followed suit, everyone stepped on the stage with long straight wooden sticks under their feet, it was obviously just a "swoosh" wind, but there was a motorcycle that looked like a gangster violent sound effects.

In addition, there are fish hanging behind everyone.

The Sakamoto family, after the Sakamoto Hope family, is it finally going to be renamed the Sakamoto Salted Fish Family?

They manipulated the long straight wooden sticks and slid a long distance on the ground before stopping.

It happened that the stars of [Sakamoto] were placed on the moon, and it seemed that the sun and the moon could shine together.

This pose, this circle, these individuals, the combination seems a little familiar, like the kind that Kai Teng Shun would like...

When I was thinking, [Sakamoto] stepped on one end of the long straight wooden stick, and the long straight wooden stick was stepped on straightly, and the end full of fish happened to be held by him in his hand. The fish crackled along Newton's coffin, which was finally at ease, and smashed on the wooden stick.

Only then did I notice that these fish were not tied to the long straight sticks, but used the branches that had not been cleaned up.

But holding a long straight wooden stick with nine fish hanging on it, is it the Nine Bag elders of the COS beggar gang?

It didn't fall off the whole time, which is a miracle.

[Sakamoto] With one hand, he brushed away the messy bangs caused by strenuous exercise, revealing those sharp eyes. Even though the whole shape is extremely bad, he still feels a little handsome. The main premise is to ignore the nine-fish stick in his hand .

"Wow, that's cool." [[-]] applauded and applauded, and almost didn't say something like "cooler! Coolest!".

Even Keigo Atobe, who I think has a very high aesthetic, is not exaggerated to the point of applauding, but there is still some appreciation in his eyes.

This is probably the silent agreement between the kings.

"That's right," [Shooting Bear] was the first to respond with a whistle, "My skateboarding skills are world-class."

"Don't worry about it," I don't know if it's because of the "Dazai" family, which can be regarded as two generations of relatives. [Killing Bear] Zhongyuan Zhongye's attitude towards [Shooting Bear] is much more natural. It’s not you who used the straight stick as a skateboard.”

He didn't say who it was, but the way he looked at [Sakamoto] betrayed it.

[Shooting the Bear] He didn't intend to grab the credit, after a "cut" like a competitive child, he was full of energy, "Isn't the discussion about handsomeness now?"

"Salted fish skateboard? The combination of four words can't be handsome." [Cooking] Hinata Zao is a one-hit kill, playing his poisonous tongue offensive in the column "You will die if you don't gossip".

The transportation method of the primitive people who should be barely called handsome is suddenly reduced to the level of sliding on salted fish, and it has completely become a sand sculpture style, which is still sand sculpture and low.

Being able to lurk in the Sakamoto family for so many years and pretend to be a taciturn boss, Hinata Zao should not be impulsive.

However, I reckon it was stimulated by the countless fish. There is no way to eat raw salmon here, not to mention that it is a fish obtained by sacrifice in the pond, and it is not suitable for raw food. It depends on [Cooking] Hinata Zao is working hard alone to make grilled fish.

I believe that in Hinata Zao's heart, it is estimated that no one will come to help.

There will only be domineering X-bears, who hate people online, "Don't you think, I want me to think, get rid of them all!" Can be accompanied by grilled fish.

What a desperate [cooking] Hinata Zao's life.

This is not what I think, but it is very possible.

From the point of view of how many pairs of shoes are needed by just a few people, women of the right age [farming], [pottery] Keigo Atobe, and [Killing Bear] Chuya Nakahara, who is about to become an adult after one year, are all capable of giving birth to cubs .

If you add [Collecting] and [Cooking] who are still some distance away from adulthood, the number of fish that [Beat Xiong] can get by relying on his own strength is indeed astonishing.

But judging from the lucky value of [Beat the Bear], if you want to stab someone in the back, most of them will just cut you, and you can only wait for him to die.

No wonder Hinata Zao couldn't help himself, after all, if he had to say it, he could only hold his chubby self in distress.

"Huh? What do you mean?" After being interrupted to be handsome, and being dubbed a salted fish skateboard, [Shooting Bear] was not a good match, so he immediately waved his fist, wanting to let [ Cooking] I know, who is the boss here.

This gesture of being able to move without BB is not too familiar, it is the daily life of the Dazai family.

As a person in the entertainment industry, I don’t know why Hinata Zao didn’t avoid doing things like this, or he was very happy to go one step further. Ten fishes were pressed on his immature shoulders, and his young body took on the four elders of Sakamoto Kuyu, and he also wanted to relieve the anxiety brought about by the sense of responsibility that had nowhere to rest.

【Sakamoto】As the patriarch who maintains the stability of the Sakamoto family, he wants to stand up and solve the family crisis caused by salted fish this time.

At this moment, I finally remembered what the position between them looked like, especially like the magic circle that could destroy the world in the evil plan of "Dark Reunion" that Kai Teng Shun drew on his notebook.

Especially the traces of the circle drawn by [Sakamoto] under their feet made them look like they were about to release some kind of black magic.

The battle between Hinata Zao and 【Shooting Bear】was about to start, but then it was dismissed invisible by the cry of "Wow".

Although there is no light, it may be really useful. This is probably summoning magic, like shouting "Come out, my son!" This kind of meme that is outdated on TV can get a son for nothing.

This familiar crying sound made all the women in the family except [Sakamoto], who was old enough to not have children again, look behind them subconsciously, and when they saw that there was no one there, they all breathed a sigh of relief. Atobe even snapped his fingers happily.

However, crying means having a baby.

And the only stiff female present was [Killing Bear] Chuya Nakahara.

As the saying goes, although the doll may be late, it will never arrive.

When he was wandering outside with everyone, he should have thought that he was only one year away from the age of his first child.

But Zhong Yuanzhong should also feel happy. Holding a baby on a long straight wooden stick skateboard is no longer called a wave, but a baby is working. When we were side by side, I wondered if a cub would fall from the sky.

Then it will become, sexy mom, throwing babies online.

At any rate, she was a mother in the Dazai family. Although [Dazai hum] was disobedient at the time, she was also a person who nursed children, and Nakahara Chu didn't want to admit defeat.

He didn't even ask a question, even though he had watched the breastfeeding methods of the Dazai family and the Sakamoto family, he knew the correct way to feed the baby, but he still had his own characteristics. The family's feeding method opened the baby's jaw.

At this time, Zhong Yuanzhong also discovered a mistake. There were no gooseberries around him, but there were some in the field, but they were a little far away.

He simply pulled out the fish hanging from the long straight wooden stick, put his head on the open mouth, and stuffed it in, leaving only one fish tail exposed, and shook the innocent fish twice. Tail.

This series of operations shocked everyone, and no one moved for a while.

This should be just breastfeeding, not watching, the scene of murder..murder..parent-child.

The most important thing is that it proved one thing, fish cannot be eaten raw, the hunger bar on the head of the newborn baby has not been filled, it seems that it is still dropping rapidly because of this coquettish operation.

This bold and uninhibited posture that doesn't fit the height, is it worthy of being called Zhongya of the Central Plains?

Of course, some people think so, but there are obviously some deviations, and the words "Dazai's eldest daughter" should be added.

Even though the newborn baby couldn't use his hands, he spit out the fish in his mouth powerfully by himself, and threw it on the ground. His eyes were red, like a ghost in hell, but when he opened his mouth, he was shocked. Cough.

Yes, even if the fish doesn't smell fishy, ​​it's still fish after all, scratch your throat.

Nakahara Nakaya, who was standing aside, was a little irritable, frowned, and patted the other person on the back for help. It was originally just a friendly gesture, but it was drawn by the rules, and the moment the outstretched palm touched it, It turned into a mention, and then turned into a hug in just a few seconds.

At this time, the hunger bar is filled.

And Nakahara Chuya, who was officially breastfeeding for the first time, showed an extremely disgusted expression, as if seeing Osamu Dazai dancing in a maid outfit.

The same is true for the baby in his arms. The moment he stopped coughing, he stretched out his evil little hand and pointed at Nakahara Chuya's long hair.

This familiar movement, this quick hand speed, this firm aim, pointed straight at the hair.

【Dazai hum】Skuvalo.

Ah, your mother-daughter relationship, it seems that this life can continue in the Sakamoto family.

It really is fate.

I can recognize it, and Nakahara Chuya who has so much experience fighting with [Dazai Hum] can naturally do it too, but in this life, although he really wants to beat Skuvalo, he has never actually fought , didn't know the opponent's method of attack, and didn't know that Skuvalo was [Dazai hum].

But at this time, it was not possible to prevent the new hatred from adding to the old hatred, and Zhongyuan Zhong also showed an extremely kind expression, but he also chose to stand still for the time being.

"Your name is Sakamoto Bald."

...Your obsession with hair really surprises me.

But I have a question, why hasn't Osamu Dazai become Dazai Med?