One hour in the life of a superhuman

Everyone was gathered in the hall again, and they looked haggard compared to the white and fat appearance that came in before.

There is no difference between fat and thin in the soul. Although it will maintain the appearance of twenty or so years old when it dies, it looks like there is a difference between fat and thin, but in fact it is like comparing the cat with its hair before it was shaved. is false.

It is completely meaningless to lose weight after death, because no matter how much you eat, you will not gain weight, and similarly, no matter how little you eat, you will not lose weight. However, if the mental state is not good, the soul will also become haggard. Visually It seems that they have lost a lot of weight. Generally speaking, the tortured dead in hell appear thinner because of the cruel punishment.

But here are all the old fritters who have been subjected to the same criminal law for hundreds of years, and their tolerance is extremely high, so when they came to the set, they were all white and fat, but now they all seem to lose weight a lot, There are huge bruises in front of my eyes, and I can see that I haven't rested well, and my spirit and body have been greatly tortured.

From this point of view, the "Idol Hell" measure that Ghost Lantern plans to implement is also very effective.

However, if they deal with a skinless guy like Dazai Bailan, the effect will be very subtle, and they can even enjoy themselves, thinking that the other party's planners are set to mock each other.

No, looking at it this way, except for Orihara Rinya, our spirits have not changed much. From the perspective of appearance control, we can all be regarded as recommended for promotion.

But I'm not in a hurry. I've already expected to advance to the first round of the team competition. When I'm eliminated in the individual competition, the time difference is acceptable.

But when it comes to the team competition, I really don't know what to perform.

I thought of the so-called training in the past two weeks. Even though I was watching the show, I felt implicated. After all, my teammates are best at backstabbing. Besides attacking Osamu Dazai, they also They will attack me in reverse from various angles.

Even if you can take their heads and soak them in the magma to calm them down, it's still too much trouble.

If I knew that after death, I would not only be tied up with Osamu Dazai as a partner, but also participate in a talent show, I might as well wait for Osamu Dazai to die and increase the human life span to four or five hundred years.

I remember that I accidentally revealed this idea with Gui Deng before, and Gui Deng also sighed and said, oh, it's a pity that you are already dead.

Human beings live a few hundred years longer, how much burden is reduced for hell, and the staff of the recording department can take a long vacation.

I drew this conclusion from his sigh.

Because the other shore and the present world are actually a Chu-Han realm bound by rules. Although most of the abilities have no restrictions, they are only limited to the dead. When I die, abilities like telepathy will not be affected. , but such things as the influence of thinking are greatly restricted, so it is impossible to do too many things with living people.

But the matter has come to this point, and there is no way to turn back, and can only focus on being eliminated.

I think about the training these days, everyone is training so nonsensically, and I don't know how to make it messy.

So-called singing skills, turned into a screaming chicken competition under the lava pool.

The so-called dancing skills have become lessons like training assassins.

The only normal Teruhashi Nobu was only on the first day of class, and he was completely bored by the second day, and it turned into a meeting to show off his younger sister Teruhashi Xinmei.

Because of Zhaoqiao Xinmei's appearance, even just a photo can trigger a lot of "oh hoo", suddenly it is obviously an idol training, it becomes an "oh hoo" conference, like a large-scale star chasing scene, obviously the other party is just an amateur .

As far as I know, even though the door is blocked by scouts every day, Teruhashi Shinmi’s plan to be the perfect beautiful girl dead has not changed, just like she did not choose to become a star in her previous life, it is impossible to become a star after death, She wants to become a perfect beautiful girl known to the whole world, so she is still a well-known beautiful girl amateur.

The only advantage of our team is probably that we are not moved by beauty.

However, because Teruhashi Xinmi hates this, and everyone is staring at Teruhashi Xinmi, even the photo makes Teruhashi Xin very upset, and only once.

But even if the "oh hoo" conference ends in one day, Zhao Xin does not intend to work hard.

Probably also got inspiration from Nakahara Chuya’s idol interviews. He started to show idol training videos during his time. Since the producers of those well-known idol teams went to hell, the original hell idols that grew wildly The circle was immediately organized, so the famous idols in hell would record this kind of VCR-like documentary, even the current No. 1 Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't avoid it.

But because Ghost Lantern wants to be a group idol, there are not many group idols now, human beings will lie more or less in this life, and according to the rules, they will be sentenced to at least ten years of hell, so those who want to enter the idol world I still have to go to Hell for a walk first. Generally speaking, I am still in the state of solo debut.

Those who can form a group are ghosts like Momo Maki and Maggie who were originally hell dwellers.

So Nobu Teruhashi’s idol training videos are also mixed with various single idols, such as Nakahara Chuya and Nuliang Kaiban. Probably he doesn’t like this kind of public execution, but Teruhashi himself No, because Hinata Zao was called to be a bodyguard, Teruhashi Shin can still show up swaggeringly instead of being beaten up in a sack.

However, Hinata Zao also felt that this matter was very troublesome, and entrusted this matter to Reisi Munakata. It seemed that although he retired during his lifetime, he would secretly help Reisi Munakata with something.

Things got complicated because Munakata Reiji was involved.

For example, the back row of the classroom was immediately filled with bodyguards of Teruhashi Shin.

It's obviously just an idol of NP.3, except for the entrusted Munakata Retsuji, even Zhou Fangzun and the others came.

"Ah, this is really spectacular." Kusanagi Izumo looked around and said, "Everyone is so focused on becoming an idol."

No, it's because it's Chuya Nakahara's idol LIVE that's being broadcast now.

If it was someone else's video, everyone would rush to catch up on sleep with this time, but if it was Nakahara Chuya and Nura Koito, they would think like this now, everyone would become murderous, concentrate on taking notes, and look To the point of hacking them into pieces.

Liudaoku commented: "KUFUFUFU, a group of jumping clowns."

Orihara Lin who was sitting in the front row also turned his head and said, "Don't say that, after all, this is a human being."

"Your voice is a nuisance," said Scuvaro.

Orihara Lin was not frightened, "After all, I am the voice of the public, hahaha."

Sometimes I don't quite understand why most of the guys who use my voice have such a personality, such as Yato, even Akashi Seijuro has a suspected dual personality setting.

It seems that I am the most normal point.

"But why did you come here?" Skuvalo was a little dissatisfied.

"It was entrusted to me," said Kusanagi Izumo. "Even so, isn't it interesting? See how everyone puts down their weapons and jumps up and down."

Although this group of people also has blood on their hands, it's like the police will not be judged in hell if they exercise their power for justice. In addition, they have contributed to closing the world, so they are so idle, what is the excitement? want to see.

"Why don't you dance!" Hatta Misaki was very dissatisfied, and slapped the table angrily, "I don't want to hear the little man sing."

"But for Misaki, I don't think Nakahara Nakata is necessary." Fushimi Saruhiko cut in.

"Ah?" Hatta Misaki jumped onto the table, pointed at Fushimi Saru Hiko with the baseball bat in his hand, "What do you mean?"

Fushimi Saru Hiko was not afraid at all, "Ah, Misaki, do you want to fight?"

Obviously it was Zhao Qiaoxin's bodyguard, but he fought in the classroom by himself. This group of guys really didn't have any consciousness at all.

Because the classroom collapsed during the fight, Qiaoxin’s bodyguards were ordered not to approach this place after paying a large amount of compensation, but we still watched the LIVE in the open air for two days.

At this time, a loud noise interrupted my memory, I looked up, it was Daji.

As a supporter, Daji briefly introduced herself and announced the start of the first team competition.

The rules are very simple. I probably know that the instructors are unreliable. These days, apart from smashing the magma and destroying the forest, or the self-contained bodyguards can fight each other, they have nothing good to do, so the rehearsal songs are all The program group gave everyone the same dance rehearsal, and assigned a dance teacher. Of course, the euphemistic name is for fairness.

In addition, two hours of rehearsal time will be given, and then the performance will be performed by drawing lots. The judges present will score, and combined with the votes of the live audience, the score of the judges and teachers will account for six, and the approval rate of the audience will be four. proportion.

There are one hundred dead people here, and they are divided into twenty groups. Because of the short competition system, the first elimination rate is fifty, and only ten teams can advance to the next round of individual competition.

Everyone was relieved to hear this, and judging from the ups and downs of psychological activities, everyone was cheering.

[Eliminate fifty in one go?Then if I don't work hard, can't I call hell back? 】

[What kind of great thing is this? 】

[Being an idol is too miserable, let's go to the punishment honestly, but there are still 500 years and 60 years in prison. 】

In this regard, Ghost Lantern's "Idol Hell" is simply a big success.

After waiting for a while, everyone stared at other teams again. This is also a sense of competition, but it is definitely not for debut. The way of elimination is too simple, and they are just afraid that others will do worse than themselves.

If it wasn't for the fact that the soul couldn't be disfigured, I'm afraid that everyone would be ruthless in attacking their own faces. Playing in blood and blood will definitely scare many children, thus reaching the pass line for elimination.

... The competitors suddenly became much stronger.

They didn't think like this two weeks ago, didn't they want to debut and enjoy free breathing?

But Daji suddenly changed her voice, "It doesn't matter if you are eliminated, because everyone will be trained until they can make their debut."

What do you mean?

Even I stiffened a bit when I heard that.

Daji showed an evil smile, her eyes were shining like a devil, and the nine tails behind her were showing their teeth and claws, "After all, it is 'Idol Hell'."

All in all, the entire draft is a hell of scams that are easy to get in and hard to get out.

There are so many benefits to being an idol, so sinners enter the draft venue unprepared, but as soon as they get here, they reveal an evil smile from hell behind them.

If you can't make your debut, you can continue to participate in the training as a trainee one after another until you can make your debut.

It's a stone hammer, that guy with the ghost lamp is the devil, right?

However, Ghost Lantern, who came on stage later as the producer, said: "I'm not a devil. If the team debuts, when I become an idol, I can reduce my sentence if I perform well, and I can even be reincarnated earlier."

The latter sentence was obviously meant for me.

I thought about the relationship.

If I can't make my debut, then I have to watch their magma mixer and dance on the tip of the knife every day, and at night I have to watch the history of Nakahara Chuya's struggle?

But at the same time, if I make my debut, I can speed up the queuing process and go to reincarnation earlier.

Although being an idol and being an idol group is too troublesome, and it doesn't fit my ordinary persona, the so-called normal life is not being an idol in hell.

But not everyone in a team will shine brightly and become the focus. Even in a team of five people, there will be people who are inconspicuous or even unnamed. It's okay, anyway, I've been Dazai Osamu's partner for 200 years, is there anything more devilish than this?

"Kusuo's expression has become scary." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and poked the corner of my mouth. Because he was too familiar with the other person's breath, and he was lost in thought, he didn't dodge it at all, which was a mistake.

"Really?" Nuliang Lusheng came over, "I didn't feel it at all, and I was still paralyzed. Obviously, Chestnut Sauce said very cutely."

"Because it's an acting skill that has been specially honed." Bai Lan smiled brightly, and at this time, her mental activities became darker, like a large shadow behind a ghost lamp.

Hey, hey, it's decided, I want to debut, but the members of the group must not be them.

The first track was "The end of hell depends on you", which is basically a song with all the names of hell on it, and at the end of the day, "hell" is all you can think of.

However, the tune is very cheerful, there is no high pitch, and the lyrics are easy to remember, so it should be easy to learn in two hours now.

But if dancing is added, the time will be more compact.

"For dancing, you can add some characteristics of your own team." The dance teacher assigned to us said.

"Hey, how about this?" Osamu Dazai said enthusiastically.

I wouldn't step on the shoulders of Skuvalo and Nura Rikusheng, and then hold Bailan with one palm and Osamu Dazai with the other hand to perform palm dancing.

"Why am I being stepped on?" Skuvalo roared angrily, chasing and killing Osamu Dazai.

I really never imagined that one day I would be exhausted for my debut.

The author has something to say: I played a 3D No.1 game called Scrap Master yesterday, played for 10 minutes, and fainted for four hours. I didn’t faint when I played the decoration game before. I really didn’t expect that I would faint in 3D, QAQ

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Zhou Keer planted a landmine at the feet of Dazai, who proposed a special dance, to express her support =3=