One hour in the life of a superhuman

Practice singing under the lava waterfall, and practice dancing in the traps of the forest.

The recent battle for the idol is as cruel as training a ninja or a killer.

When Nobu Teruhashi, who watched the whole process through the live broadcast, walked into our classroom in the evening, I was full of complaints and apologies to Xinmei Qiao.

[Xinmeijiang, brother, I may not live to come back to see you. 】

It is very possible if we only talk about the value of force. After all, Teruhashi Nobu had no special fighting skills other than his unparalleled charisma.

The battle of Nakahara Chuya changed from a "mother-daughter" battle with Skuvalo to a big melee. The first thing the guy did after reaching the top of the mountain was to beat up Nura Kobi, the mentor, and then he was beaten into sandbags one by one .

From this point of view, among the three mentors, Teruhashi Shinobu, who is a scumbag in terms of strength, can only be beaten.

But he was already a dead person, and he still said whether he was alive or not.

[Hmph, but this is impossible Xinmei-chan. 】

Zhao Qiaoxin's mental activities are still very talkative like before his death.

[It’s not because we are all dead, but because I’m already fully prepared, brother. 】

According to Hashinobu's so-called preparations, the person following behind is Hinata Zao.

After that world was closed, Hyuga Zao was one of the few human beings who didn't use Chestnut Jam's mobile phone number to test, and he was so happy that he cut off all human connections related to that world.

Although the other party's acting skills have always been criticized as facial paralysis, it is not as good as his venomous tongue in variety shows, but he is still half of the entertainment industry, so he and I, who have always claimed to be ordinary people, basically have nothing to do with each other However, he announced his retirement a year after that world closed, and it seems that he married his girlfriend.

Even if it is an alliance relationship, I didn't pay much attention to him. In hell, he has no plans to enter the showbiz again. He and his wife Mikan run a bakery. Mikan originally wanted to return to his old job as a teacher. Boldness seems to be the reason why the schools on this side of hell cannot be admitted, and it is the result of taking the second place.

Because the place I often go to is "Hua Kia Cooking Fox Yuqian" run by Daji, and I like desserts, but I don't like bread.

[Ah, it's so troublesome. 】

Judging from the psychological activities, Hinata Zao didn't want to participate at all.

Hinata Zao's mental activity is very short, but Teruhashi's is very active, so he can still know the whole picture.

[Please Zao Jun come to the town, there should be no accident. 】

Nobu Teruhashi and Hinata Zao knew each other in the entertainment industry, and their relationship was average, but because of a coincidence, they helped Hinata Zao's wife Mikan a favor. Although they didn't use the ground during their lifetime, they used it after their death.

Zhao Qiaoxin also wanted to introduce Hyuga Zao, but Hyuga Zao himself was very concise and easy to understand. Suddenly a flaming flame appeared in his hand, and then it hit the blackboard with a bang, like a spider web. Cracked a huge pothole.

"Don't make trouble." Hinata Zao blew the smoke from his fist, then sat on the side, with his feet resting on the table in front, closing his eyes to recharge his batteries.

... If it was the morning class, there would probably be dead people who would provoke us. The first person to bear the brunt was our team's charge player, Skuvalo. Although he is a more stable member compared to Xanxus, he can't stand up to Bailan, Dazai Osamu and Rokudoku’s teasing, if you encounter Nakahara Chuya, you can force it without teasing. Mingming’s novels before his death, no, in the information, there are two or three things about Skuvalo and Dazai Osamu. I don’t know why On the contrary, Osamu Dazai, the central character, has disappeared.

"However, isn't that a good thing?" I know Dazai Osamu just like Dazai Osamu knows me, and 200 years is enough for him to connect to my mental activities when I haven't made any sound.

Osamu Dazai said: "After all, [Osamu Dazai] was not me at that time."

Because the telepathy was invalid, the other party’s breath sprayed in my ear. If it was before, I would definitely send him to the moon to calm down, but after the monsters on the moon wrote a [-]-word letter of protest, they were warned by ghost lights .

Obviously, I was the one who sent them to the moon at the beginning, but now the attitude of "the moon is my home, the environment depends on everyone, and the black mud is on the sidelines" really makes people angry.

But now I can only endure. If I am not in hell, I can only go to become a god.

Because the one-day course consumed a lot of physical strength, even this group of unruly dead people were a little tired at night, and they sat slumped on the chairs and didn't want to move.

Nobu Teruhashi, who watched the live broadcast in the morning, didn't care much about this, and continued to give lectures on his own.

Compared with Nakahara Chuya and Nuliang Kaiban, Teruhashi’s course seems quite satisfactory. He briefly and clearly introduced what an “idol” is. Due to the addition of the concept of “Idol Hell”, it became a bit nondescript To sum it up, it is the type who can laugh and drag other people to hell while in hell.

"Wow, that's cruel." Bai Lan said.

Didn't you misinterpret it?

However, what the other party meant was that even in the midst of entertainment, one should feel the optimism of being tortured from the idol of hell. Although he didn't understand it at all, Bai Lan's statement seemed to make sense.

Although I have said such a long list of plausible but not high-level things, in fact, according to the name of Qiaoxin's course, "Etiquette" is written on it, and it is actually more like some kind of team awareness training.

Well, after such a day, probably only his class looks like an idol training class.

"You have to find your group soul."

Even if he debuted as a solo guy, he has never experienced a team but has been in contact with many male and female groups such as AKB48, and Zhao Xin is very handy.

Needless to say, the high-level group spirit, we are just a limited team for a show anyway.

The most obvious group soul is to stay in a simple relationship like friends.

Hey, like friends.

This sounds like it has nothing to do with simplicity.

If the setting of the group soul is the type of immortality, we can probably become a piece of iron.

Liu Dao Mu sneered: "KUFUFUFU, I don't want to have anything to do with the Mafia."

Osamu Dazai silently raised his hand: "I am a former mafia."

Bai Lan made up the knife: "If you talk about Mukui, he should be buried in Pengelie's cemetery."

The bosses and guardians of Vongola in the past will be buried inside.

"Kufufu," Liudao Mukuro's laughter was shortened by two seconds, "how could I be buried with the stupid Pengelie."

"Isn't that guy Hibari buried in Nishimori Town?" Skuvalo said, he died much earlier than Hibari Kyouya, but he had heard about the death plan from them, not to mention that he had never seen Hibari Kyouya in Western Hell, This can also be proved.

That's because the guardian can use Vongola's ring to return to hell. After that, Hibari Kyouya has been resident in Namori Town. Now that 200 years have passed, he is still in the disciplinary committee room that was sealed in Namori Middle School. Staying there, he is about to become one of the seven wonders, the furious discipline committee member who refuses to leave the discipline committee room.

Putting aside the topic about Hibari Kyoya, anyway, it seems impossible to find things like group souls in us, but as a mentor with professional ethics, Zhao Xin still wants to come to help.

"How about starting with something everyone likes?"

Showing a perfect posture in the camera, in fact, he thinks of Zhaoqiao Xinmei in his heart.

【If my brother and I manage such a difficult team, Xinmei will definitely say to me, 'Oni-chan is really great'. 】

This guy has less work ethic than Nakahara Chuya and Nuliang Kaiban.

"Cut the dead into sashimi," Scuvarro said.

Zhao Qiaoxin was startled, took a few steps back, and pulled Hinata Zao from the side, "Don't be so cruel."

"KUFUFUFU," said Liudaomu, "I'm currently studying how to get back from the end of reincarnation."

Zhao Qiaoxin: "Don't talk about jailbreak in such a fresh and refined way!"

Bai Lan said: "I really want to change jobs to Dongyang Hell. Recently, Western Hell is very boring."

Scovalo took out his long knife and pressed it against Bailan's neck, "If I cut you sashimi, it won't be so boring."

Osamu Dazai said: "Eh? What everyone is doing recently is very magnificent. I'm just writing a book recently."

Although the original writer was indeed very motivated in his writing and thinking, but after he became a member of the former Mafia Armed Detective Agency, what he wrote can only be called black mud, and he wanted to shrink in the corner and shout "I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, You shouldn’t have given birth to me” type, and even want to set up a new literary hell after seeing the ghost lamp, which is probably a criminal law such as mental attack.

However, due to the huge damage and even affecting the mental state after reincarnation, it was temporarily put on hold.

"Although it sounds very powerful," Nuliang Lusheng said, "but it seems that it has nothing to do with the group soul?"

"That's right," Dazai Osamu agreed, and he turned to me and asked, "Kusuo hasn't said anything yet, right?"

When he said that, everyone turned their attention to me.

Bai Lan said: "Speaking of which, Lizijiang is a very powerful guy, even I was deceived."

Are you praising my acting skills?

Obviously, as a villain boss, he is the type with superb acting skills, and the guy who cleans himself up for nothing at the last moment has no right to say such a thing.

But this kind of thing can be regarded as riding a tiger, so I thought about it and said: "Ordinary type."

Anyway, it's just a one-shot team, and I really want to be eliminated as soon as possible.

Scovalo roared: "If you want to do it, of course you have to get No.1."

Bai Lan said to the other party, "So, does Scuvaro really want to debut? To form the first idol team produced by Dongxiyang Hell?"

"KUFUFUFU, I didn't expect you to have such a big ambition."

"Hey~" Scuvaro roared in disbelief, "I'm a sword master, how could I debut as an idol?"

【That guy from BOSS is sitting on the sofa watching my performance? 】

[Just thinking about it makes me sick so much that I want to turn off the TV! 】

"But it still has Kusuo's characteristics," Dazai Osamu said, "I don't care."

At present, it seems that only mine is more reliable, so our group soul is temporarily defined as [ordinary].

Although it makes no sense at all.

After two weeks of jumping around like this, although everyone still couldn't fight freely under the magma, the barely strong part learned how to dance on the tip of the knife, and then we ushered in the first real performance.

However, I haven't sung any songs, and I haven't learned any line dance. I really can't figure out how this idol team should compete. Is it a sumo competition in a magma pool?

Then if we release Skuvalo, there is a high probability that we will be able to kill the audience in seconds.

If it comes to avoiding traps, Osamu Dazai is definitely No.1, because in addition to the traps set by Nuliang Carp, Bailan and Liudaokuo also like backstabs, and their evasion movements are very elegant, such as splits and somersaults. Needless to say, it is thanks to the desire to suffocate myself in half with a trash can, and the difficult yoga movements are even easier to grasp.

I thought it was a game that would subvert the dead's perception of idols, but in fact, they are all a bit the same.

The author has something to say: the weather is bad, my body is heavy, and I don’t have much strength, but it’s almost over, I always set the flag and cover my face