One hour in the life of a superhuman

I don't quite understand what is worth seeing in the five-person stand, and still get No.1.

But Yato took a sip of beer very realistically and said, "You can get No.1 by letting Daji stand on the stage without saying anything."

I thought about it, I can't see other people's faces very well, even if it is called the perfect beautiful girl, everyone will "ohhh" when they see Teruhashi Shinmi, I don't have much feeling, but according to Judging from the laws of society, this is indeed the case. For example, Zhao Xinmei only needs to give an order, and the guys on the street will look for me no matter whether they recognize it or not.

Unfortunately, even from the point of view of bones, everyone can be said to be one of the best in the audience.

As the old saying goes, a beauty looks at the bones but not the skin.

However, most of the dead or the residents of hell are obviously easy to see, and they can't realize that the hearts of Dazai Osamu, Bailan and Liudaokuku in our team are a dirty black mud, and everyone will only think it is a good-looking lump Black mud.

Nura Rikusheng has a quarter of the blood of monsters, and the more powerful the monsters are, the more attractive they are. Naturally, their immediate family members also belong to the appearance of heartthrobs.

Needless to say, Skuvarro is obviously still a draft student, but he has already been favored by advertisers, and they plan to let him advertise their shampoo. It is said that he saw his flowing hair when he was fighting with Bailan. She has long silver hair and is very beautiful, but she was yelled and rejected by Skuvalo. Even so, advertisers are still flocking to him, for Skuvalo's hair that can make social animals cry.

It seems that baldness is indeed a problem in the world, even the dead in hell are not immune.

I think even if the existence of this kind of mafia organization is not allowed in Western Hell, Skuvalo can still earn a position for Pengelie by virtue of his unknotted hair like a waterfall, just walk as far as possible It's not the way of idols here in Toyo Hell, but the industry of washing, cutting, blow drying and scalp care.

My face is very similar to Akashi Seijuro's. From the popularity of Akashi Seijuro, it can be inferred how much my face can be scored.

Appearance is indeed a big problem, or let us all be disfigured.

"You don't want everyone to get pimples, do you?" Yato said from the side.

I looked at him, how is it possible?What can such a thing as acne do?If you want to do it, just ask Bai Ze to paint on your face, it will definitely be a disfiguring disaster.

Yato smiled shyly, "If you do this, if you arouse Liu Dao Mu's rebellious aura, he will be able to make a flawless white jade and shine in a few minutes."

This is true, Liudaoku's illusion is really troublesome, and I can't tie Dazai Osamu to Liudaoku, in fact, I can try it.

Osamu Dazai walked over with his hands on his shoulders and sneezed along the way, "I feel a chill."

"Yada, it's not Kusuo who is thinking about me."

I won't admit that I was thinking about the feasibility of tying Osamu Dazai to Rokudo Mukuro.

But Osamu Dazai didn't care, and turned to ask Yato, "Yato-kun? Why are you here?"

Yato said: "It's a staff member, but Ghost Lamp personally invited me here."

He puffed out his chest proudly.

However, the telepathic picture is the job opportunity that he begged for while holding Mr. Ghost Lantern's thigh.

It's been 200 years, it should be said that it is a god, it really hasn't changed at all.

Yato's job is roughly similar to that of an assistant. All in all, there is no clear scope of work. It can be said that he does everything.

"Ah, isn't this just a handyman?" Bai Lan sat on the chair and slid over, holding a large bag of cotton candy in her hand, asking each of us if we wanted to eat.

Eating marshmallows early in the morning, although the deceased has no risk of diabetes, I still refuse it.

Yato jumped and said to Bai Lan, "I also have the authority to rate."

"Be careful..." Probably knowing that our group of people can't be idols, Yato paused in the middle of his threatening words and then shouted, "Be careful, I will give you a high score and let you make a backstage debut!"

……

As soon as this remark came out, a stone stirred up a thousand waves.

Bai Lan almost choked on the marshmallow, but with years of experience in eating marshmallows, he didn't show it on the surface, but I could see the swallowing action in the throat so I couldn't hide it from my eyes.

Nuliang Lusheng's eyes lit up, "Since you can make people debut, can you still make people not make their debut?"

It should be true that staff also have votes, but it should be the ratings of all staff, so Yato's role is about one-thousandth of his ability.

Fortunately, the bell for assembly rang at this time, so it wouldn't make Yato hesitate to make a promise.

We gathered in the previous hall, the host was still Daji, and the three judges sat next to him, looking much better than yesterday, probably because of the ticket from Lord Ghost Lantern to calm them down, looking behind the curtain from here, the backstage is still Standing still.

[For the great cause of the port mafia. 】

[For the Hyakki Yakura of the Nuliang Group. 】

...That is really hard work for you.

I don't quite understand how good people are still hot-blooded comics before hell, but they become funny comics one by one in hell.

Probably this is the magic power from hell.

Today is mainly for grading. It is very similar to the variety show mode of the talent show in the present world. It is the three groups of ABC. Because the producers who invented this variety show mode in the present world have already gone to hell, it is said that they asked them to get the authorization, but everyone Although the frame is still there, the details have been completely changed by the ghost lamp.

The three judges are responsible for the training of vocal music, dance and etiquette. Although etiquette seems to be due to the many items, it is collectively called etiquette.

Nakahara Chuya is in charge of vocal music, Nura Kobi is in charge of dancing, and Teruhashi Nobu is in charge of etiquette.

Nakahara is also in charge of vocal music, is it really serious?

Yato stood next to me and said, "This one was selected by Ghost Lamp. It seems that Zhongyuan-kun's singing has played a good role in promoting the promotion of hell's snapdragon, and he was also selected as a candidate with a good voice."

Thinking of the voice of the snapdragon, I don't know for a moment whether the ghost lamp is praising him or mocking him, but judging from the ghost lamp's love for the snapdragon, the former should be more.

"The popularity of the previous live broadcast is not the only criterion for judging," said Teruhashi Shin on stage, "It still depends on everyone's strength."

It put me at ease when he said that.

Zhong Yuanzhong and I on the stage also made a secret signal, and the other party nodded slightly at me.

Although it is graded, it is definitely impossible to be graded today. Grading needs to perform a repertoire. I have just become a team. Except for guys like the guys I know who come to my house every now and then to make a fuss.

What's more, everyone was amateur before today.

"I have experience in acting."

"Come on, show up as a criminal on the news."

All in all, the guys here are just that.

According to the original variety show process, each team performs the show first, and then grades. Because it is too troublesome and time-consuming, this part is passed by the ghost lamp. First, the training is carried out, and then the rehearsal is performed. The result of the performance is the first. A round of ratings and performances.

Although it is a performance by the whole team, the scores are scored by individuals, and then ranked from high to low according to the scores.

According to the training in reality, the instructor teaches the students in the room, but since it is in hell, it will definitely not be so easy.

Obviously it should be the legendary vocal class, but we were taken under the lava waterfall by Zhongyuan Zhongya, "Singing is a matter of breath, and we must learn the correct way to make sounds."

and so……

"Singing under the magma is the fastest shortcut." Zhongya Nakahara shouted.

Is this guy serious?

Although Nakahara Chuya’s talk show did say that he practiced dancing on a volcano and practicing vocalization under a magma waterfall, but he didn’t find a writer’s masterpiece. As far as I know, although he took vocal music lessons, he resigned one after another. Several, and finally it was Mori Ogai who gave him the voice.

Hey, hey, if it was Mori Ogai, he didn't seem to be surprised.

The fiery red magma rolled down, thick like the sauce of chili sauce, and the burning was very uncomfortable even at a safe distance, as if the summer sun was pressed against the face, and it seemed that even the skin of the face was dry. The illusion of a river bed.

"What are you doing?" I looked down at Bai Lan, who was holding mine.

"Aren't we a team?" Bai Lan stretched out a finger and said, "If only Qi Mujun can't feel it, is this still a team?"

...that's why you poked my glove with a needle?

If I touch other people with my hands, I can feel the feelings of others, but this ability does not exist to exercise team awareness in this way.

I ruthlessly withdrew my hand, and the unbelievable heat immediately became milder.

Bai Lan threw away the needle in her hand, and was swallowed by the magma without any ups and downs, "Mr. Qi Mu, it's really boring."

Sorry about that, I'm just such a boring guy.

"That guy, listen to me carefully!" Chuya Nakahara's voice came, and at the same time a large piece of rock blackened by magma flew out from under his feet, "I'm a teacher!"

We jumped back and dodged the rocks falling from the sky.

I accidentally touched Osamu Dazai next to me with my hand, and looked up in the direction of Chuya Nakahara. Originally, there was no one behind him, but at this moment there suddenly seemed to be a teleportation.

Rokudoku covered Nakahara Chuya's left eye with one hand, "KUFUFU, what a strict teacher."

At the same time, Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his legs one by one towards the rear, but the kick was in vain, "Cut, hallucination?"

The magma behind him was thrown up a huge wave against the force of gravity, and it tilted down towards us in an instant.

Nura Rikusheng and I flew into the sky in a hurry.

The following are all the wailing of the dead, "Teacher killed someone!"

"Kill who?" Zhongyuan Zhong also stepped on the dead man's head, "The guy is already dead."

"Ah, I see," Zhong Yuanzhong also showed a smile, "Are you asking me to help you lose your soul?"

The cameraman dutifully filmed this scene.

Nuliang Rikuo asked me at this time: "Are Kusuo's words not serious?"

I looked down, and there was a bunch of them hanging under my feet, all of them were my team members.

Osamu Dazai, who hugged my thigh, smiled at me, "Well, this is the team."

I didn't react much, just kicked him off, but Bai Lan said, he grew a pair of wings and flew up. Skuvalo summoned his box weapon, a shark that can only swim in magma, Dazai If you want to rule, you will pick places with a lot of people to fall, and the raft made by people will be humped.

In other words, these guys can solve it by themselves, why do they have to make such a setting that doesn't fit their personality, because they forget that they are a BOSS when they go to the set of funny comics?

But no, I looked at the photographer who was half-soaked in the magma and still took pictures faithfully. Isn't our team getting the limelight again?

They must be serious about debuting.

I was actually cheated.

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