One hour in the life of a superhuman

Although everyone except for Nuliang Rikusheng did not follow the procedure, here mainly refers to the scene of the room being photographed in the house, but because there were several fights on the road and the destruction of the road X3 caused serious traffic jams, After Scovalo and Prynne signed the fine, more time wasted, and by the time we arrived, the shooting scene was basically full of people.

The shooting scene is quite large, but it is a bit crowded to accommodate more than 100 people plus dozens of staff.

However, it seems that because some of the dead escaped during the transportation, we were not the last group to arrive.

But when we came in, we still received a lot of malicious eyes.

Bai Lan wanted to pat Dazai on the shoulder, but he avoided it, and he said indifferently, "Dazai-kun is really good at causing trouble, there are so many sinners in hell, you have offended more than half of them."

Osamu Dazai shook his head and said in great surprise, "Do I look like this kind of guy?"

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai did not examine himself at all.

But the current situation really has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai. The dead here are all heinous guys. Most of them have served sentences in hell for more than 300 years. Generally, such sinners cannot leave the hell where they are serving their sentences. Osamu Dazai has been a disaster in every hell, but he got out of prison early, so the guy who seems to be at the bottom of hell should not know the great achievements of Osamu Dazai.

The reason why they stare at us like this is because the screen in the center is divided into [-] small grids. The scene in the video is the scene inside the Oboro car that transports the participants, and there are no dead people in most of the grids. Yes, a few are still in transit.

It turns out that the previous cameras also have the function of live broadcasting, and they are shown in the hall for everyone to watch.

But it should be more than that.

[They are the group with the most viewers. 】

[Isn't it just two fights? 】

Although it is still difficult to extract useful information from these malice, the only thing that can be known is that these sinners want to become idols like that?These guys can't all be traced back to Heian-kyo at the earliest, it's really fashionable.

Tang Gua ran over and explained to us, "Because of the reduction of the competition system, we adopted a live broadcast method. In addition to the live broadcast screen in the lobby for everyone to see, there will also be live video recordings on the Internet. Bonus points will be given to the one with the highest viewing volume.”

In this way, there is indeed a line of constantly changing numbers in the upper right corner of the screen, which is probably the current number of viewers.

We can find our location from the number on the hazy car. It seems that because of the highest playback volume, we have been moved to the middle C position, followed by the escaped group of dead people. Now Yatengu is hunting them down. This kind of The extra event was very popular with everyone, and the viewership skyrocketed, and after a while, it took over our number one position, and even the position was right in the middle.

Tang Gua comforted us and said: "This does not mean the final ranking, even if the first place is taken away, it doesn't matter."

Osamu Dazai put his arm around Tang Gua's shoulder and said, "Kusuo's words won't make you sad, and you'll think it's better now."

I am not denying this.

"But why are you here?" Dazai asked.

Tang Gua replied: "Because there are a lot of sinners gathered here, the manpower is still not enough. Eggplant and I are here to help."

I didn't pay much attention to Tang Gua's words, but stared at the screen in front of me.

The dead on the screen should have escaped for a long time, and they seem to have a clear division of labor and are familiar with the route. They don't seem to be trapped in the hell of the criminal law, even under the siege of Yatengu. He didn't panic, and moved quickly, but when Yuan Yoshitsune started to lay out, he was quickly arrested and brought to justice.

"As expected of the beautiful boy Minamoto Yoshitsune from hell," Tang Gua said, "Just showing his face, the ratings exploded in no time."

[It's really boring. 】

At this time, I caught a voice, turned my head and saw Orihara Rinya leaning against the corner.

Generally speaking, the fixed exclusives of the deceased all look the same. The white mourning clothes are paired with a triangular scarf on the top of the head that represents the identity of the deceased. Underneath is a black shirt, which looks the same as it did before his death.

Even in hell, intelligence guys won't have a bad time.

It seems that the escape of the sinner this time should also have the information he provided.

He noticed my sight, looked at me, probably recognized me, and waved at me on tiptoe.

"Orihara Rinya." This movement caught Dazai Osamu's attention, and after seeing the other party, he smiled, "There are quite a lot of interesting people in this event."

Bai Lan thought for a while and said, "I remember Orihara Rin is also your cellmate."

Osamu Dazai asked, "I remember he is your intelligence officer."

Bai Lan smiled and said, "It's just the kind with clear information."

I didn't care about the smiling faces of the two of them. After 30 seconds, the deceased who had escaped would be caught and the host would be in place.

Basically, it was no different from what I predicted. The group of escaped dead were captured and brought back. There was a burst of noise at the scene, but calm was quickly restored with the harsh microphone sound of the host.

"Hi everyone, I am the host Daji-chan~" Daji blew a kiss to everyone on stage.

As expected, she is indeed a beauty who has a name and surname from ancient times to the present, and the dead who have been tricked are all over the place.

In this case, doesn't it make our side special?

Because it is a variety show for men, those guys who fell down will definitely have a greatly reduced favorability with the women who saw this variety show, which is not acceptable.

When they were about to fall, I immediately picked them up with my mind. Although it looked like the rice field was standing up again, it would most likely be regarded as a "wave of people" by the program group and not be accepted. Notice.

Osamu Dazai, who was next to me, noticed this, and said in a low voice, "Kusuo really worked hard not to attract attention."

So what do you need him to say?

I also had a psychological feeling to urge Daji to continue the next process, and reached a series of contracts with her to dance on my bottom line, in exchange for the other party not to CUE again.

"Then, let's introduce the judges this time." Daji winked in my direction.

I moved the nearby camera over at the right time, facing the live video.

Seriously, everyone wanted to kill me for my debut.

As for the guests, since the whole process has been publicized on the floats before, it can't be regarded as having any effect of keeping secrets.

However, under the rendering of the lights and the smoke produced by the cold ice, the guys around still let out a little exclamation.

Three people came out from the inside, and the one standing in the middle was Chuya Nakahara, the N0.1 idol among the current idols. Although he was shorter than the guys on the left and right, the aura from behind could completely make up for it.

Hey, as far as this tit-for-tat momentum is concerned, something must have happened in the background.

I don't really want to use my abilities, but occasionally things just get out of control, and the dressing room in the back has become a ruin against the bright stage backdrop.

Nobu Teruhashi, who is standing on the right, looks like a confident boy even though he is striding forward, but his mental activity can tell that the two are already at war.

[I'm not an idol of the combat department. 】

[Is it too late to quit now? 】

[I will definitely work hard for Xinmeijiang. 】

I guess Xinmei Zhaoqiao would not think so.

On the left is Nuliang Liban. Nuliang Lusheng used his ability to minimize the presence of his father when he saw his father.

This is probably the most useful ability in history, it would be even better if he could bring me along.

As a judge, you need to speak. At any rate, you have honed it for 200 years. Although you beat up fans at the handshake meeting not long ago, it was recently clarified by the newspaper that he seems to be a wretched man, but now he looks like an idol. Said a word, "Everyone, come on."

When Osamu Dazai wanted to tease Nakahara Chuya who would blow up as soon as he teased, in order to reduce the panning of the camera, I pressed the opponent's head and tied him up in a second. A bandage was wrapped around his mouth and a bow was tied on the back of his head.

We stood at the back and didn't make much noise so we weren't noticed by others.

But now is not the time to relax our vigilance. As expected, the arc of Nakahara Chuya's mouth on the stage became larger.

Nakahara Chuya's jokes are very strange. He heard dozens of jokes in a row during a certain program, and others laughed to and fro, but he can stand still.

But at the same time, he is a guy who can almost roll on the stage with laughter as long as he shouts "Excellent boy Dazai Osamu" in the audience.

To sum up, his laughing point grows on Osamu Dazai.

When he was about to laugh, I used telepathy to take out the recording box and shook it for Zhongya Nakahara.

I seldom do things that threaten people, but obviously this is not a matter of frequency, but whether it hits the nail on the head.

Nakahara was also startled and coughed a few times, then quickly put the microphone on Nura Koban.

Nuliang Koipan didn't say much, and after a few words, he handed the microphone to Teruhashi Shin.

Nobu Teruhashi is still in a state of stress reaction during the battle between Zhongya and Nuliang Yupiao in the Central Plains. He almost threw the microphone in his hand as a grenade. Fortunately, he has cultivated idols for many years. If you make a fool of yourself, Xinmei-chan won't want my brother to stabilize in his imagination.

However, I didn't see the prompt of "speak more words" from the director team at all, but only said "Come on".

The microphone was handed back to Daji, "Oh, is this another game of beating drums and passing flowers?"

Probably Daji's hosting is to use one kind of embarrassment to resolve another embarrassment, but this link has finally passed, and everyone is thinking about the mental activity of [these three judges are too arrogant, it seems to beat them up] among.

Hey, what kind of idol election is this?It is obvious that everyone from the judges to the contestants is violent. I think that instead of creating an "idol hell", Ghost Lantern might as well create a "venting cabin", and then hire some illusionists, each of whom will turn into the face of the guy he hates the most. It can earn money and punish sinners without dragging me into the water. Isn't this the most perfect?

Although the original process was compressed by the lack of cooperation of the judges, but now that this step has been reached, there are only follow-up steps to keep up.

Make a brief introduction in the form of a team. Each team has 5 minutes of introduction time. It must include the name of the group and the name of the individual. In order to impress everyone, you must make an action.

Osamu Dazai raised his index finger, "I have an idea."

Osamu Dazai’s idea is that I stand in the middle, Bailan and Osamu Dazai stand obliquely on the left and right, one hand is held by me, and the other hand is propped on the ground, like a peacock spreading its tail. Liudaokuo and Nuliang Rikusheng can stand one after the other, whether they are push-ups or backward arch bridges, they are free to do so.

I thought about the picture myself, and put my hands on my chest to express my rejection.

Luckily most of the team sided with me, "kufufu, you want me to do this look?"

Rokudoku's trident was already under Dazai Osamu's chin.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hands, then retracted his head, "Hey, isn't it interesting?"

The scene that only he found interesting was rejected immediately.

Others began to discuss enthusiastically, Liudao Mukuro was still thinking about using the illusion of snow lotus, and Skuvalo wanted to perform the technique of cutting the dead into sashimi with a sword.

I had to say, "Your dream is to debut as an idol?"

He was still glaring at Bai Lan who got him in while on the car, and broke the three streets. Don't be so sweet at this time.

Everyone froze for a moment, Liu Dao Mukuro and Skuvalo stiffened, but thick-skinned guys can always adjust.

"Let's choose a name first." Liu Dao Mukuo said, and then added, "KUFUFU."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand and proposed, "You and I under the family tree."

Were you originally a writer in my world?

Everyone ignored him, and Scuvaro said, "Cut them all into sashimi."

"It sounds unhygienic," Bai Lan said, "and it sounds like a grocery store."

Skuwaro swung his sword, but was trapped in his hallucination by Rokukoko, "kufufufu, how about 'samsara'?"

"No," Osamu Dazai shook his head, "I don't want reincarnation."

Nuliang Rikusheng has no opinion, he just doesn't want to be an idol.

Seeing that they were about to fight, the time was over at this time.

Isn't this nothing decided?

Hey, hey, probably only this is the only way that we can still be considered a team that can go one round.

The introduction of the team is decided by lottery. Before they draw for whom, I'd better draw first.

The number I chose is in the middle. Generally speaking, at this time, people are more tired, and there will be a lot of viewers who are not interested and leave, which belongs to the top position.

Everyone's team is very distinctive, like Orihara Rinya's "I love human beings". This guy can really name the team, and the team presentation he made can be roughly classified as Orihara Rinya and his four passers-by. .

There is also something like "Master Seimei's Fan Club", the names are all weird anyway.

Soon it will be our turn.

I always thought that they had such a fierce quarrel before, and now they shouldn't be scrambling to call their own names, but everyone stood up on the stage.

Daji asked several times but got no response, and said with a flash of inspiration, "Yes, this team is called '...', which means six dots."

Great, powerful explanation.

But self-introduction still can not be saved, we signed a name and left.

In this case, it is absolutely safe. Who else is in such an unobtrusive group?

Definitely go at the bottom.

As a result, on the second day, we were told that our popularity had reached number one.

Because I have to live in a dormitory with the team, I was making noise all night last night. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had heard it wrong. No, I would not have heard it wrong.

What is going on with the aesthetics of those dead?Aesthetic stance?

What's so good about this kind of self-introduction that is completely stance-style, even if you call it, it's not easy to write conjunctions.

The author has something to say: Qi Shen, who is still working hard today and has zero shots, expresses that he does not understand the hearts of the live viewers =3=