One hour in the life of a superhuman

The inside of the cyclone is not like a typhoon and there is a calm typhoon eye. We are like being forced into a front-loading washing machine for 360-degree seamless ultra-high-intensity spin washing.

Osamu Dazai held my hand tightly. I don't know if it was because the other party grabbed my wrist and it was not considered a touch, or because of his "disqualification in the world" ability, but the parts on his body did not become The doll is turbulent everywhere with the wind.

If in this case, the whole whirlwind is full of Dazai Osamu and Dazai Osamu's Q-version dolls, is this hell?

Hey, hey, this place seems to be hell.

In the strong wind that almost made people unable to open their eyes, Dazai Osamu was still looking at me with a smile on his face. His lips opened and closed as if he was talking. It doesn't get in the way, I can read lips.

"If I keep holding your hand like this, will you be dragged into this world by me?"

…Let’s not say that I’m still a living human being, and it’s a mistake to go to hell. I should be lying in Bai Ze’s place in a good way now. Besides, if I really have to become a ghost and return to the world through this way, Does Osamu Dazai want to share a body with my two souls, or is he trying to force me to be his guardian spirit?

Does he really want to entangle me endlessly and weld him to death with chains?

I almost gave up on shaving him into a mediterranean, isn't it okay to let this go?Why does it seem like a bloody series with more than 200 episodes usually has no end.

What's more, if Osamu Dazai has his own guardian spirit, Reita Torisuke has also seen it. Dazai Osamu's guardian spirit is a man with black hair, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and a piece of hemp is wrapped around his neck all year round. The rope is usually the kind used to hang himself, and there are bandages on his body. Although Osamu Dazai often talks about suicide and martyrdom, this is rarely reflected in the appearance of the Armed Detective Agency, but his guardian spirit exudes The breath is despair. This is despair. It is called "Shishishiwang". Before he died, he was a teacher and a fan of Osamu Dazai. Osamu Dazai.

When Osamu Dazai jumped into the river, he jumped with him. When Osamu Dazai sat in the trash can trying to kill himself, Itoshiki sat in the trash can next to him. Because he was already a ghost, he would never die again anyway. I have been in a gloomy state all year round. I originally wanted Reita Toritsu to inquire about news through the guardian spirit, but because the guardian spirit has such a completely speechless personality and is still a fanatical fan, I still gave up.

But it is a very harmonious combination of guardian spirits and myself. I hope they will not come to harm me. I just want to be an ordinary person, not an ordinary guardian spirit.

Although it was because I didn’t want to expose the fact that I was still a living human being, on the surface I said to Osamu Dazai, “Let me go, I'm going to stay in hell."

Of course, my words were still cut into fine pieces by the wind, but this had no effect on communication. For Osamu Dazai, who has a lot of skills, lip language is just a basic set.

Osamu Dazai pulled the corner of his lips, he seemed to want to pull me over forcefully, but it was obvious that his ability could not have any effect on the whirlwind from Shengmen, and he could only pretend to be handsome and failed to follow the trend, I deeply regret I feel that if it wasn't for him to pull me, I would have already been dizzy like ten bundles of Tatara, instead of hanging like a carp streamer hanging on the flagpole now.

He pulled the corner of his lips, wanting to say something, I don't think the other party can say anything interesting, and I have already seen the open gate of hell in the distance, the bull's head and horse's face are too conspicuous, if you look at it from here If you go out, you will leave hell, and there is a high probability that you will be taken directly to the hospital.

There is not much difference between the dead and the living in hell. The sun and moon on the hell side are not the traditional ones. Whether it is a dead soul, a ghost, or a human being, they all use shadows, but if they return to reality, How should I explain the matter of a ghost with a shadow, plus I'm not some kind of evil spirit, being seen is difficult in itself.

I struggled vigorously. Osamu Dazai had great strength, but it was still the pulling force of an adult man. Even after so many circles in the whirlwind, he already knew how to use the power of the whirlwind to hold me, but it was not enough. Things that hindered me, I struggled and broke away from the opponent's wrist.

Osamu Dazai looked at me, I thought for a while and said to him, "You should thank me, do you want thousands of Osamu Dazai dolls to hug?"

I'm telling the truth, I could have just slapped his head and let his hair spread all over the place, making it a feast in the whirlwind.

However, considering that Osamu Dazai is still in the state of the soul, I don’t know if hair is considered a part of the soul. If I do this, will there be some mistakes, for example, some Q version of Osamu Dazai stayed in hell, and I don’t know. Knowing whether there will be such a thing as hair in a dream, what will happen in this fused world is possible.

But Osamu Dazai is a ruthless person, he actually moved his body closer and tried to let me touch him in every way, "Sounds very interesting."

In the whirlwind, we started to play a game dominated by Osamu Dazai unilaterally, "Come and touch me" Dazai Osamu who was flying up and "Go away, go away, don't fight me".

It's not that I don't want to leave this whirlwind, but it seems that I have been considered a living person, and this whirlwind also wants to send me out. When I touch the outer wall, there is a force that bounces me inside.

"What are you doing?" Yato's voice came from outside the whirlwind. He held up the snow sound that turned into a knife, and seemed to want to attack the whirlwind, but was surprised by the operation of the two of us, " Am I bothering you?"

...I don't remember any otome games in my game library.

Osamu Dazai took advantage of this gap and rushed towards me under the impact of the whirlwind. It was the first time I saw someone who wanted a child so desperately, but this kind of behavior that wanted to deceive others, even himself, was detrimental to others. It can be said that it is the patent right of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai probably didn't want him to be bald, the bandages on his body fell apart, but because I dodged for a while, besides the bandages, he also brushed his hair, just like Saiki Kongsuke at that time. Silk left one after another, it was like this anyway, I simply smashed the pot and smashed it to get what I wanted, Dazai Osamu finally became what [Dazai's eldest son] should be like when he is an adult.

However, before I had time to appreciate it, it was just as I imagined. Those hairs turned into countless Q-version Osamu Dazai under my touch. They were not wearing diapers but bandages. There are several kinds, and the more obvious one is covered with one eye, which is also very strange.

Generally speaking, the transformed doll is actually an obsession, but now is not the time to worry about it. Dazai Osamu’s doll has blown Dazai’s whirlwind, and together with the original whirlwind, it has become a mixed whirlwind that is black and white but not as cute as a panda. .

This is simply hell. To be honest, there is absolutely no need for ghost lamps to use torture tools for superpowers. Just put a Dazai Osamu next to them. In this life, he will definitely have vendettas against most of the superpowers who cause trouble.

The gate of hell is getting closer and closer, even half of Whirlwind's body is already in the present world, dissipating into fragments little by little, and it will return to the bodies of Osamu Dazai and Toku Tara who were originally unconscious.

I stared deathly at Yato, and this guy put away the bull's head and the watermelon held by the horse, picked up Xueyin and started to work seriously.

The gods still have a way. When Yato's long knife slashed across, a hole was opened in the wall of the whirlwind that I couldn't break through. I immediately kicked Osamu Dazai into the whirlwind with my feet, but those dolls of Osamu Dazai Everywhere, climbing my body and coming out with me a lot.

Yato and I used both hands and feet, and even used our abilities, trying to throw back the mentally polluted Osamu Dazai dolls who laughed "hehe", but even though we had tried our best, Osamu Dazai's thick hair was born out of raising soldiers. A thousand days is used for a while, even if it only makes him look like a Mediterranean Sea, but the hair that falls can still be enough to make people feel intensive phobia, so when the whirlwind completely disappears, it is still left behind. Two Osamu Dazai dolls were left behind.

I originally wanted to throw them out of hell, but it's a pity that the speed of the bull's head and horse face was too fast, basically closing the gate of hell when the whirlwind completely disappeared.

These two dolls are both bandage waste devices, but one of them has a bandage on its face, one eye is covered by a bandage, and the other eye is full of holes, and the other one looks like me Now I know Osamu Dazai.

I looked at Yato and asked, "What should I do now?"

Yato thought for a while and said, "I'll take them out later, and then find a way to stuff them into Osamu Dazai's shell."

I think this is a good way, although Yato is quite unreliable, but I can't find other candidates for this.

"Hey, are you doubting my work?"

I looked around, and expressed with my eyes that it is true that I am in hell, not Shirasawa, and the fact that ten bundles of Tatara have become living souls, even if I vote with my feet, about the night The answer to whether Dou is reliable or not is also very clear.

But now is not the time to talk about this. There are two Dazai dolls next to me. I don’t know whether these two guys will have memories in Dazai’s body. After thinking about it, it’s better not to take risks.

Originally, I wanted Yato to help send these two little ghost heads back first. They seemed to have sensed our intentions, and they grabbed my two thighs, one on the left and the other on the right, showing only one face, whether it was empty or not. Regardless of whether the expression is good or not, they all shamelessly abandoned the original expression and put on a uniform and pitiful look.

However, I was unmoved, and firmly held one in each hand, and threw it on Yato. Fortunately, this kind of thing that was originally anthropomorphized by my ability, the bandages on their bodies would not turn into another little doll.

But it failed, Yato couldn't take them out of hell, or even if Yato went out, these two guys couldn't get out.

Although Yato looks like an encyclopedia of hell, he is actually not a god of hell, so he is not very clear about this phenomenon. The two Osamu Dazai dolls carried by Yato turned to us uniformly. Yiyou made a grimace, as if mocking.

But for this kind of thing, just ask the ghost lamp.

Ghost Lantern is dealing with official business, but he has already heard the report on this matter.

"It seems to be because of the side effect of the chain." Ghost Lamp looked up and down the two little Dazai Osamu, "There is no difference in hair on the soul, although you look like hair, but in fact it is also a part of Dazai Osamu's soul. "

"The material used for this chain is quite special. Coupled with the influence of the whirlwind of Shengmen and your ability, it has become like this, but the loss of such a little soul is not a big problem."

Can they consider the consequences when they make this kind of chain?

I don't care about Osamu Dazai's body, but how to deal with it.

"But the other little Osamu Dazai can be thrown?" Yato discovered Huadian.

"The gate of hell is the boundary between life and death. The whirlwind of the gate of life is the only way to send the living soul out in a fair manner, except for ghosts. It is possible, but with supernatural powers, it is more common.”

The one who said this was Bai Ze who came in from the outside. There was a little Bai Ze lying on his head, and a cat was lying on the little Bai Ze's head.

"Why are you here?" Ghost Lantern asked angrily.

Bai Ze pointed to Bai Ze above his head, which was the product of being trapped by a ghost lamp. Seriously speaking, although the ability originated from me, it actually has nothing to do with me, "I wear this, all women The children will think that I have already married and established a business and even have children, and I am messing around with the children." Originally, Bai Ze didn't think of this, but it seems that he has been taught a lesson, so he came to Hell to ask the teacher.

But I don't want to care about their grievances about their children at all. I just want to know, what should these two guys do?

"Already a product of hell, I can't leave hell."

But only this conclusion.

I had to give up thinking about what to do with the two of them first, and hand it over to the ghost lamp. The ghost lamp was not willing at first, but because they have effects on superpowers, Dazai Osamu's "disqualification in the world" ability, these two little guys also It can be used, so I reluctantly threw it to Oda Sakunosuke to take care of it.

At this time, Yato told me the good news that Saiki Kongsuke's super power suppressor has finally been upgraded.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Qi Shen for achieving his dream of Dazai Zhi [Dazai's eldest son] adult body achievement, bang bang bang

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LAVA wanted to drop countless little dazai from the sky and threw a grenade at the whirlwind =3=

Jiujiu planted landmines under Lord Yan Mo's door in order to liberate the dolls =3=