One hour in the life of a superhuman

The scene was chaotic, and it was not a good time to entangle gender.

The babies turned into mirror fragments crawled all over the ground, and both the ghost messengers and the dead became a mess.

Especially the ones like Axiang and ghost lamps, the former is heaven and the latter is hell level, which is much more deterrent than the torture hanging on the wall. The dead are climbed on the body by the baby version of ghost lamps, even if it is just staring at death However, the cry was very shrill, as if it could pierce the roof.

If there are dead people passing by outside, they will be scared to the point of jumping to the Santu River just by imagining the ghost lamp and researching some new torture tools.

"Is this a new type of criminal law?" Oda Sakunosuke said. There were two ghost lamps lying on his shoulders, one on the left and one on the right, but he was not affected at all. He even radiated the light of fatherly love all over his body, completely confused Shuidi looked at the human tragedy in front of him, "Is it that scary? I still think it's cute."

Although the ability of telepathy is useless in hell, the expression of Hikari looking at Oda Sakunosuke from the other dead and even ghost messengers is like a lonely hero, full of "this guy is completely ignorant because he just came to hell." " sighed, and then everyone listened to Oda Sakunosuke with a look of horror, "It turns out that Lord Ghost Lantern was quite cute when he was young."

The ghost lamp on the side didn't have much reaction, but the eggplant nodded in response, "Yes, I have a round face. I want to draw a picture, but the ghost lamp does not allow it."

"You can draw Bai Ze," Gui Deng said, "That guy will not object, and even use this to arouse the maternal brilliance of other women."

"Although the young Bai Ze was the result of my tit for tat." Gui Deng didn't care about exposing himself.

"But this farce should be over."

Ghost Lamp stomped on the ground with a mace, everyone stopped for a moment, turned their heads stiffly to stare at Ghost Lamp, and after Ghost Lamp gave an order, everyone quickly picked up the tools in their hands and started Capture crawling dolls.

The most sought-after and easy-to-use tool is the bag used to catch the dead by the side of the hot pot pool. Whether it is used as a tool for fluttering butterflies to catch dolls or used to catch the dead, there is no problem. After all, there are floating things in the hot pot that are very enjoyable. The two dolls, who looked like they were taking a bath compared to those screaming dead, were the Q version of the juvenile body of Lord Yan Mo.

After 10 or [-] minutes of fussing, those dolls were collectively locked in a cage. There were thirty of them, and the place was full. The other ghosts couldn't bear it, so they separated Ah Xiang's dolls in another cage. No need to worry about the ghost lamps, they are all fragments coming out of the same mirror, but they can naturally make room for other dolls, and they can also cause the ghosts next to them to serve tea and water.

Tokuta Tatara, who had put in a lot of effort in the doll catching incident, panted heavily, put his hands on his knees, "Hoo, hoo, so what's going on?"

Everyone looked at me, and I thought for a while and replied, "Every once in a while, I will have super powers and go berserk."

"It was that world before, but now can you turn the objects you touch into dolls?" Osamu Dazai said while making funny faces and teasing the dolls in the cage, but the group of dolls did not meet his expectations. , no matter what kind of character the doll is, they all made a look of contempt very uniformly.

One thing I have to clarify is, "It's mainly the third power of seven, but I..."

I paused for a moment, not to say the rest, let them think for themselves.

At this time, a ghost messenger came over, and he asked Ghost Lantern with some headaches: "Master Ghost Lantern, what should I do with this mirror? How should I reply to Lord Axiang?"

The ghost lamp looked at the broken mirror, "Is it the magic mirror of Zhonghe Hell? I remember that it was originally used to identify sex demons who wanted to sneak into Zhonghe Hell and disguised themselves as women."

Men disguise themselves as women and get mixed into the Hell of Congregation.

It’s okay if the ghost lamp doesn’t explain it. If we connect these words, our group has just come out of Hell again...

But I wouldn't admit to this subtle feeling, so I kept silent.

Ghost Lantern asked the ghost messenger next to him, "Why is this mirror here?"

"Master Axiang is worried that there will also be a male-to-female ability, just in case, so I also hope to upgrade the mirror." The ghost guard looked at the fragments on the ground with a headache, "What should I do? "

The ability to change from male to female, I seem to be shot in the knees one after another.

Ghost Lantern glanced at me, took out a bill, and said while writing it down, "I will explain this to Ah Xiang."

I think the other party's little notebook has already been filled with the miserable life of a tool man paying off debts after my death.

I was thinking about whether to go to Western Hell before I die. The management there is still very loose and free, but there are precedents of being summoned as a demon, and there is also my mother Saiki Kurumi in Hell, so I think about it. Anyway, At that time, they will all be dead. At most, they will feel uneasy living, and it will be troublesome to die.

However, I originally thought that the most troublesome thing was my gender, but Osamu Dazai didn't pursue it, which made me look at him a few more times.

Dazai Osamu noticed my gaze, and tilted his head to look at me, "Chestnut sauce, what's the problem?"

After the original "Chestnut-kun", Osamu Dazai changed his name to "Chestnut Butter".

"Aren't you curious? My gender?" I asked out of curiosity, not my own.

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "If Chestnut-chan thinks she is a woman, then there is no problem. I can still respect others."

...You can ask Chuya Nakahara about his words, I believe Chuya Nakahara will definitely be so disdainful that he wants to jump up and beat him up.

"The only influence on me is probably that I don't want to die in love with a man, but chestnut jam doesn't belong to this category now."

"Does this mean that Chestnut Jam is already in hell?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "If you die for love, you still have to live together."

Osamu Dazai didn't answer, but just smiled at him, always feeling that there was some deep meaning in that smile, but he was originally the type who seemed to have no brains in his every move, but in fact there were some traps in his every move, which made him I'm a little unsure of what he's thinking.

But if I think about it carefully, my vest should still be very strong, even the people who were originally watching have been withdrawn, Edogawa Ranpo in Yokohama and Edogawa Conan who is actually Kudo Shinichi, The two bugs in the reasoning world come together, and I can't draw any conclusions about me.

In addition to the fact that Lizi is indeed in hell now, this wave should still be very stable. Thinking about it this way, I don't think there is anything at all. "With the vest in hand, I have the world" probably means this.

I can use the ability to go back in time to repair this mirror, but it is meaningless, because the next day it will still be in a state of being blown up by me, but it is not considered an artifact in the traditional sense, like Master Yan Mo used to judge Although the repair of the tools used in the project is a bit complicated, it is not impossible, it just takes some time and materials.

But now this place can't stay anymore, Ghost Lantern doesn't intend to put these dolls here, but there are a lot of them, so ask the ghost messenger here to help throw all these dolls into Master Yan Mo's bedroom, the reason is Only Lord Yan Mo's bedroom has enough space, and it seems reasonable to think about Lord Yan Mo's size.

While they were moving the dolls, another ghost messenger came in to report.

"Master Ghost Lantern, the human who stole other people's souls, we have made progress."

"Stealing human souls?" Tokuta Tara asked with some doubts, "Can this human being do it?"

"Some spiritual people who follow evil paths can do it, such as raising evil spirits. There is also the practice of raising little ghosts in other countries."

"However, this is not the same as this one. Human beings are not spiritual people. These days we find that some people's souls have not been recovered. Although there are many such cases, it seems that they do not want to go back to hell and are obsessed with the world. But we can’t blame us, the original world seems to be a Buddha according to fate, and the management is very loose.” Gui Deng frowned, obviously dissatisfied with the previous one, “After we took over, the tasks were much more onerous. There are not enough manpower to go to hell, and if there are supernatural powers, there are even violent resistance to the law, but after investigation, we found some problems."

"Their bodies are still active, but the souls in them are not the same person."

Osamu Dazai still wants to ask again, but no matter how many things, Ghost Lantern doesn't want to reveal, there is still a wall between hell and this world.

Ghost Lantern is very busy with his affairs, and it is impossible for him to accompany us all the time. It was one of his plans to go to this place where he researched new weapons. Now he has to go to other places for inspection. These places are not suitable for us to go together, Ghost Lantern Let tanggua and eggplant follow us, and after thinking about it, add Oda Sakunosuke.

We found a teahouse to sit down. Osamu Dazai wanted to order a cup of tea, but Tang Gua stopped him, "If you want to live a soul, it's better not to eat things from hell. Although we don't have the rules in Greece, it's not good for your body." Great."

Osamu Dazai nodded, then turned to me and Oda Sakunosuke, "Do you need something to eat?" Then he said with a smile, "Let Oda make a treat."

Hearing this, Oda Sakunosuke was not angry, "I receive sacrifices every year, it should be from Dazai, right?"

"Hey~ Do I look like someone who does this kind of thing?" Osamu Dazai asked back, "It should be him."

Oda Sakunosuke sighed, "I still miss the days when the three of us drank together."

Osamu Dazai didn't speak, he changed the subject and looked at me, "Aren't you going to order something?"

I'm human, much less likely to eat, but can't say, "I can't touch things, didn't you see that?"

Osamu Dazai said, "Although Chestnut Jam is a boy, I would mind feeding you."

Regarding this point, I will definitely mark X with both hands and absolutely refuse.

Osamu Dazai wanted to say something, but Yato ran in from outside the house, and shouted as soon as he came in, "I heard Bai Ze and Gui Deng say that you are here."

Fortunately, he didn't yell "Kusuo". Seeing Dazai Osamu and the others quickly shut their mouths, their eyes were very agile, and they turned left and right to wink at me.

... Why are my allies so unreliable in the defense of my vest.

I said, "They are living souls."

"Ah, it's true if you say that," Yato showed an embarrassed look, wanting to explain something, but fortunately he had a reliable little friend Xue Yin who pulled Yato very quickly and stopped him from saying What happened, I asked him to help watch the order of ten bundles of tatara.

Yato changed the way he said, "At that time, I happened to be sending, no, recruiting believers nearby, and I was surrounded by fanatical people who wanted to join my Yato sect, and then I heard a few gunshots, it turned out that something happened to you gone."

Is this guy blinded by believers?

Such a coincidence should not be possible. There is a high probability that those suddenly fanatics are members of Jungle. After that world was closed, Jungle privately updated a wave and divided another division. I did not join because I needed a real name. If there is a mission posted in it, it is also possible that Yato did not know it. His old machine was stuck to death when he opened the app.

"I went to the hospital to see you," Yato said, "but from the way you look, I know that you must have been sent to hell."

"At a time like this, you should find a reliable monk or priestess, but yours is called Yosano Akiko. Is she a priestess?"

"No, it's a doctor." Osamu Dazai shook his head, "Her ability is [Please Don't Die], she can save as long as she has one breath, but she can only save people who are dying, so although it is very powerful, it is still I don't want the other party to heal."

Toku Tara breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, "If I can live, I can do whatever I want."

He didn't show any emotions like fear in hell, and it seemed that he didn't say this because of himself, but Zhou Fangzun and the others.

However, at this moment, there was a sudden gust of wind outside the house, and the wind came in, flapping the doors and windows.

We went out and saw a huge vortex appeared out of thin air on the street not far away, rolled up yellow sand, and swept towards it at an extremely fast speed. "This is a whirlwind that brings souls out of hell. You have to go. If you don't go, the market will be messed up." As soon as the words fell, Tang Gua didn't let them hesitate at all, and took Dazai Osamu and Shishu Duo Liang pushed it out.

Osamu Dazai didn't forget to trick me at this moment. At this moment, he grabbed my hand. I could have broken free, but the whirlwind was too fast. , I was swallowed by that whirlwind together with Dazai Osamu and ten bunches of Tatara.

The author has something to say: It was so hot a few days ago, and it started to get cold again today QAQ

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Jiujiu threw a grenade at the whirlwind in order to snatch Qishen from Dazai =3=

If I don’t update, I really hate trying to snatch a ghost lamp doll and plant mines under the cage =3=