One hour in the life of a superhuman

When I woke up, I saw the two big lumps on the ground, and I was stunned for a moment, and then I remembered the night fight last night, and finally I had to take out two quilts to make them a floor.

My biological clock is generally very fixed, and it will definitely not fluctuate because of the summer vacation, but compared to when I was in school, the time is still early, and I have no intention of waking them up, put on slippers, bypass Yato and Yukine, who were still lying in bed, went downstairs.

Downstairs, Saiki Kurumi and Saiki Kuniharu were packing their luggage.

A few days ago, I made preparations. It would be dangerous for Saiki Kurumi to stay here. I used some superpowers to make my mother win a foreign travel coupon during a big purchase in the supermarket. It's a coupon for two people, Qi Mu Guochun is incidental, and I've chosen it. Of course, you can't go to dangerous places like Italy. The destination is the flower grower next door. The safety factor is very high. Today should be the day of departure.

I usually don't use my superpowers to cheat in the lottery, otherwise we would be listed as billionaires just by using the lottery, but we can't let it go when we come across discount coupons for coffee jelly.

Saiki Kurumi saw me and said, "Father, I still worry about Kusuo being alone at home."

"Don't worry about Dora Axiong, mother." Saiki Kunoharu was very indifferent, "Kusuo should also learn to grow up on his own, and the cubs must also learn to forage for themselves before they can become eagles with spread wings."

Qi Mu Guochun said it with high fighting spirit, like a strict father who expects his children to be independent, in fact——

【Ahhh, so excited, the world of two with my mother, Kusuo, X. 】

Saiki Kurumi was moved by Qimu Guochun, but originally the two of them were the ones who could linger and send out light waves of love at home. If they are not afraid of trouble, the anniversary can be arranged 360 days a year, I hope they The sour smell of love will not affect the rest of the florists.

The travel agency was the morning plane, and the two of them went out hand in hand with the suitcase.

My Mama Saiki Kurumi made breakfast for me, probably because of the guilt of leaving me alone, so the breakfast was very large, not for me alone, I ate mine Part of it, the rest was carried upstairs, and Yato and Yukine had already woken up.

Yato, who is a god, yawned, while Yukine at the side politely folded the quilt and put it in the closet, deeply explaining the fact that "sacred tools are more reliable than gods".

Seeing me holding the breakfast, Yato pounced on me, I dodged quickly, Yato could only dodge in vain.

I ignored Yato's "You're too much" accusation, handed the breakfast to Yukine, and got a "thank you" from the polite and good boy.

While they were eating breakfast, I received a text message from Shigeo Kageyama. I checked the time, and it was exactly eight o'clock in the morning. It seemed that I had doubts last night. I was afraid that I had fallen asleep, so I held back Text me at eight o'clock in the morning.

I opened the letter.

[Are you awake, Saiki?Can you call me back? ]

I know what he wants to say, so I don't really want to call back. The main reason is that even if I have superpowers, I want to use my own strength to do things that ordinary people can do without relying on superpowers through their own efforts. People, I will always return good feelings, so I don't want to prevaricate him like Osamu Dazai.

But both Kageyama Shigeo and Natsume Takashi are the kind of people who are not very good at lying. I don’t want to involve them in my affairs, but if they don’t reply, it’s not very good. Now it’s a holiday again, maybe Kageyama Shigeo will come to my house with Natsume Takashi.

I thought for a while and replied.

[Is there a problem? ]

It took Shigeo Kageyama a while to return, but looking at the word count, it must have taken a long time to type.

[I went into that world infrastructure again yesterday, and saw a person very similar to Qi Mu, who was raised into a giant baby... Ah, a giant baby is the kind of human being who has been hugged by Mama since birth...]

In fact, there is no need to specifically explain what a "giant baby" is, I already know enough about the term "giant baby", and I have practiced it myself.

[Maybe someone else who bumped into me. ]

Since Sakamoto's Akashi Seijuro's public face was said to have given sex in our area, the topic of "Akashi Seijuro's public face" has been nailed down, even the schools with Shigeo Kageyama and Takashi Natsume.

Kageyama Shigeo did not doubt this statement at all.

[What is going on with Alice Academy?Is that cat really you? ]

Kageyama Shigeo couldn't figure it out at all.

[The latter one I will go back. ]

I didn't understand what I said, rounding up is not considered a lie, but if Shigeo Kageyama thinks along this line of thought, he can probably only conclude that after the smoke, the idea of ​​changing people is not necessarily the same, but the problem with this line of thinking Too many, I was temporarily planning to use this statement, there are no layers of foreshadowing, and it will be full of loopholes if you think about it carefully.

After this matter has passed, I may explain it, but it is definitely not now. Protecting the vest is still the top priority.

Kageyama Shigeo didn't ask any more questions, probably still needs to digest.

I took out another mobile phone and made an appointment with Tsunayoshi Sawada. Seeing that Yato and Yukine were almost done eating, I took the plate down and washed it. Yukine planned to come with me, but I Rejected, these two guys are still safer staying in my room honestly.

It was still a set of transformation, beauty makeup and changing clothes. After the whole process, I was so proficient that it was heartbreaking. After I was ready, I teleported to Pengo Li's villa with Yato and Xueyin.

There are still only two people in the villa, Tsunayoshi Sawada and Reborn. They don't seem to intend to involve the two plastic alliances of the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency. The main reason for listing as an alliance, and of course Tsunayoshi Sawada is also the same. If everyone is like Osamu Dazai holding my vest and wanting to buckle a gap, I'd better choose to restart, and then I will definitely not afford it [Osamu Dazai] ] This name, fortunately, has not reached that level yet.

We sat where we were before, and Yato told about [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township]'s willingness to form an alliance.

No one proposed to have "Eve" from [Hell]/[Taoyuan Township], [Hell Chief Executive Officer] Ghost Lantern and [Taoyuan Township only wants pretty girls] Bai Ze to come together to carry out this meeting, even if there is a lack of faith now era, but in terms of gods, everyone chooses to keep a respectful distance.

Reborn nodded, "We'll send someone to contact them."

This refers to being in that world.

Reborn continued, "The Mirufiore family who owns the ring of Mare has arrived in Yokohama."

The leader was Bailan, and Youni did not follow, but stayed in the Italian headquarters. They are a joint family, and it is impossible for Pengelie to call the two leading guys. There is a legitimate reason, but it is actually not very reasonable, it is just that Vengley is strong enough.

This is a little troublesome. Youni has a big empty pacifier in his hand, which is also one of the three powers of seven.

But if it doesn't work, I can also teleport there, and it's the same if I go to get it myself.

Pengelet brought Bailan back to Japan in the name of a meeting, and their meeting was tomorrow afternoon. "You can come and listen," Reborn said.

I was not interested in this matter at first, but I was worried that there would be accidents. After all, the other party was Bai Lan, and Qi Mu No. [-] stayed in the deep mountains and old forests with Kikyo and Magic Knight. Surprised, I nodded in agreement.

The cell phone of Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was making a mascot at the side, rang, he hurriedly took out the cell phone, then looked at Reborn, and said in a weak voice, "It's a text message from Mr. Dazai."

"Who is that [Faster than a chicken]?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little puzzled, "Mr. Dazai said, we can't hide [Faster than a chicken]."

[Ports run faster than chickens] It's very unfortunate, it's the next one, but I won't admit this name no matter what.

Reborn's shoulders shook up and down for a moment, he obviously guessed the situation, and asked me pretendingly, "Then Miss Chestnut, do you want Osamu Dazai to come over?"

"Then Mr. Reborn, do you want the composition of the third power of seven to be in the light of day?" I sarcastically maintained my character.

Reborn choked on me, shrugged and said nothing.

Sawada Tsunayoshi on the side didn't know how to deal with this situation, and was warned by Reborn, "Stupid Tsuna, you should think for yourself."

I doubt very much that Reborn is venting his emotions under the guise of Spartan education, but I think this should be unlikely.

Sawada Tsunayoshi thought about sending a text message to Osamu Dazai, and he read aloud while sending.

[Mr. Dazai, who is [Run faster than a chicken]? ]

Osamu Dazai replied the text messages very quickly.

[Oh, the giant baby I worked so hard to raise. ]

...It is obvious that Shigeo Kageyama, who works hard and works like a cow, has been feeding back his perverted old mother who hasn't fed him for a day. Osamu Dazai's skill of beating and raking has improved to a higher level.

Watching how Osamu Dazai described the image of his old mother here is too irritating to the eyes, and it would be better to go and see other places without wasting time.

After thinking about it, I took Yato and teleported away.

On the way, Yato received a call from a believer who could be recruited, who seemed to be asking him to clean up. Yato happily took Yukine a step ahead. It seemed that he had already seen that it was impossible for me to believe in the Yato sect.

I originally wanted to go to Qi Mu No. [-], but before I left, I received a text message from Nuliang Lusheng. He only said that he had important matters to discuss. Lu Sheng's side is also quite safe. My eyes have been using "clairvoyance" too many times these days, and it's really uncomfortable, so I just took a lazy look before realizing it, and teleported there.

I didn't know what "too late to regret" was until I appeared in the courtyard.

In the courtyard, Nura Riku was not the only one, there were actually two old acquaintances Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito.

Three people, three pairs of eyes, turned around and stared at me almost at the same time.

This is the first time I have become like this in front of Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito. To be honest, Komaeda Nagito is okay. The private Hope Peak Academy is far away from our PK Middle School. The news that Gakuen Island was merged, if they moved to Gakuen Island, it would probably be even more difficult to meet Komaeda Nagito.

But Sakamoto is different. This is a super high-level cool guy who has not been put away by the private Hope's Peak Academy. Speaking of this kind of statement, it sounds a bit like talking about disasters, regardless of whether there are some or not. The key point is that Sakamoto is my classmate, so there is a sense of shame that is exposed on the face of an acquaintance.

Obviously, he didn't have much feeling in front of Reita Torisuka, probably because Sakamoto is still a normal person compared to Reita Toritsu.

Nuliang Rikuo didn't know about Saiki Kusuo, and he acted normally at this time, "Ah, it's chestnuts."

Sakamoto frowned suspiciously, he always showed ease and control, and rarely made this expression, "Chestnut?"

"Well, it's my friend." Nuliang Lusheng said frankly, and he had nothing to be frank about.

Komaeda Nagito was a little confused, he tilted his head, "He looks like one of your classmates, what's his name?"

"Sai Mu," Sakamoto said my surname, without giving my full name. He glanced at me, then looked away, "It's just a public face."

Komaeda Nagito tapped his left hand with his right hand, "Ah, you really look like Seijuro Akashi when you say that?"

"If our academy has a 'super high school-level public face', they will probably become classmates." Komaeda Nagito said that he was amused by himself, "But I also really want to be in the same class as Sakamoto, it will definitely be a full-fledged class. The class of hope, but can such a small me do it?"

Hey, let’s not talk about whether it’s okay or not. If you’re in the same class as us, it’s probably the difference between Teruhashi Shinmi’s licking dog or Sakamoto’s licking dog. Of course, I’m neither.

In fact, I am a little surprised, can the world conform to the basic law after the fusion?

For example, Shinmi Teruhashi should also be assigned to the private Hope's Peak Academy, so I don't know whether to choose "super high school cuteness" or "super high school level beauty" or "super high school level perfect girl" For this reason, or to let ordinary schools feel the beauty of Teruhashi Shinmi, don’t you think it’s a waste of money to stay in PK Middle School?

And Sakamoto, this kind of guy who can cool, cool, and cool no matter what he does, shouldn't he be called to ride a long straight wooden stick into the private Hope's Peak Academy?

If these two people don't go in, what's the point of their super high school level?I really don't understand.

Leaving that aside, I pretended not to know them both and asked Nuliang Lusheng: "Who are these two?"

Nuliang Lusheng introduced: "It is the messenger of the ghost lamp of hell, Mr. Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito."

"Hell? Aren't they human?" Although I have already realized what they are here for, I have to do a full set of dramas, and if I don't know them, I don't know them.

"Ah, aren't there occasional living beings who reach Hell through some means? For example, the famous Ono Kou, who got lost in Hell through the well of Rokudo Zhenhuang Temple during his lifetime."

This example seems to have been mentioned by Yato before, and there is also such an interesting story as the ghost lantern and him swapping identities to go to court, but now Sakamoto is definitely Sakamoto, not ghost lantern, he should not be so superb compared to the beauty of changing heads makeup techniques.

I found a seat and sat down casually. After so many days of self-cultivation, Nuliang Lusheng was drinking too much to maintain his health. The natto monk at the side brought me a cup of tea.

"An emissary from hell?" I said to Nuliang Rikusheng, "What have you done recently to attract all the people from hell?"

Hell generally doesn’t care about the world, but the cat is an accident. It is basically equated with hell through fairy tales. When cats are mentioned, they are the messengers of hell just like ghosts. If something happens, it will change. Cheng Hell's management is incompetent, which is something that Ghost Lamp cannot calm down and accept anyway.

I didn’t know about this before, otherwise I would never have used the identity of Mao You. Now that I’ve used it all, there’s nothing I can do about it. I’m going to bite the bullet and continue. Even if it’s recorded by the companion god, it’s a problem after my death. up.

Take care of your vest first.

Nuliang Lusheng smiled wryly, "It's Maoyou."

The investigation entrusted by Ghost Lamp was conducted in private, and Rikyu Nura had no idea that Hell would be involved. In the large-scale dispatch before, Zhang Jingji found a reason to prevaricate it, and there was no Yin Yang. The teacher has attracted attention. Even if it has attracted attention, it will not have any impact on the Nuliang group after a little inquiry. After the Alice Academy meeting, the meeting of the Onmyoji to eliminate demon masters immediately followed, so the discussion about Maoyou Everyone knows the thing.

That incident was quite a big deal, and the local newspapers haven’t published it yet, and this kind of news usually doesn’t appear in the newspapers, but it seems normal to attract Sakamoto. His life path is not a flower path or something, probably It's a scenery that normal people can't see.

But daring to break into the monster's den with two people is pretty bold. I think the two of them would dare to break in alone even if there is no ghost lamp behind them. I don't know if the monster is powerful or lucky.

Komaeda Nagito held a small notebook and looked like a serious investigator. He repeated what Nuliang Rikusho told him before, "That is to say, the cat came here again and hijacked two humans, right?"

"But as a youkai, is it not good to kidnap humans?" Komaeda Nagito asked sincerely.

Nuliang Rikusheng said: "It's because of [the cursed person]."

He told what happened again, hiding the fact that I planned the script with them.

This sounds like a helpless move, Komaeda Nagito recorded it in the book, and when he looked carefully, no one except him probably knew what he had memorized, only the collection of circles and squares could be seen.

After Sakamoto and Komaeda Nagito learned the whole story of the good thing, they said goodbye and left.

Before leaving, Sakamoto gave me a meaningful look, letting me know if he had discovered anything. I am such a beauty expert, I think there should be nothing, and there are more important things, I will soon Put this thing behind me.

Nura Rikusheng came to me because of Kikyo and the others.

Kikyo and the others were originally in the deep mountains and old forests, but in fact it was also Nura Rikusheng's territory. He found some monsters with strong concealment ability to watch them, but monsters and humans have different brain circuits after all, so some things are different. They must be able to judge what the deep meaning is, and they can only report based on their behavior, and they often make mistakes, but there will be no problems with Qi Mu No. [-].

Nuliang Rikusheng said: "Kankyo and the others seem to have changed."

Bai Lan has arrived in Japan. No matter what Kikyo and Magic Knight do, I think it is normal, but doing nothing seems a bit suspicious.

But having said that, I still plan to check the situation. I greeted Nuliang Rikusheng, and contacted Saiki No. [-] to confirm the other party's location, followed by the usual "invisibility" and "teleportation" A set of streams reached the virgin forest.

When I arrived, Kikyo and Magic Knight already looked like two savages, thinking about it, they were captured by monsters first, and then they learned how to survive in the wild in the deep mountains and old forests. I'm a big player, it's normal to be a bit sloppy, at least I wash my hands and face every day, and I'm very particular about hygiene. Anyway, clothes are expensive for a reason, and I can still wear them without turning into rags. The extent of COS Tarzan.

It has only been a few days since Kikyo entered that world last time. He probably still can't contact Bailan, but I think they should have other ways besides that world. That's not possible, I have to add fire to them. OK.

This mountain is managed by the Nuliang Group. It is an undeveloped barren mountain and old forest. There are always some people who want to die to challenge the virgin forest, and then there are at least ten people who are trapped on the mountain and cry loudly every year. This is still a part of it. The good group of monsters helped to lead them down the mountain.

I asked the monsters nearby, and sure enough, there was a group of climbers trapped on the mountain next to them. The monsters didn't know whether it would be harmful to let them meet, so they separated them with sorcery.

The signal in this mountain is not good. I thought about it and wanted to do them a favor. It was all for the personal safety of the citizens, so I called the police.

I feel like a good person who does good deeds, and I have to remind myself that I am not a guy from the World Saving Team, I just saved the earth for my own sake.

Soon the police car whined and dispatched, wearing the clothes of the rescue team, with the help of monsters, they first found the team of climbers, and then naturally found Kikyo and the others, and rushed up with a humanitarian spirit , They took food and gave Kikyo and the others, and they took towels to cover them.

Qi Mu No. [-], who was not notified by me, thought that this did not match the script, and was said "poor little girl" to put a towel on her and gave her hot milk.

The adults chattered endlessly to remind them to pay attention to their personal safety, and the magic knight nodded his head little by little while holding the hot milk.

Because going down the mountain was what Kikyo wanted, so he didn't resist, and followed them all the way down the mountain. When he got to the bottom of the mountain, he was dumbfounded. They were all reporters with cameras with guns.

Kikyo tried hard to cover her face, but the effect was almost zero.

It's not that he didn't think about resisting, but if he resisted, he would be a reporter now, and in a while he would be Scepter 4 of the Blue King Munakata Reisi.

These reporters are all from the news station to interview and rescue the people trapped on the mountain. This guy is as good as he has ears. She survived the disaster with the face of an international friend, but the headshot was also hung on the news station, becoming "international friend A who was trapped on the mountain and was rescued and did not want to be named".

I counted the brands of the TV station, and I thought that if Bailan liked to watch the news, he would definitely see International Friend A.

Even if he didn't like to watch it, his intelligence department would tell him the news.

Your henchman is in the headlines!

The author has something to say: It’s so cold today, keep warm =3=