One hour in the life of a superhuman

The Banana Anti-Arrow Suit is a trick that catches people off guard. This kind of technology tree that is completely biased, let's see what kind of people in this world are forced into. But on the other hand, this kind of technology tree is completely discouraged. War, but they can also fight from individual warfare to city-state warfare.

Although this operation stunned Nakahara Chuya and the others, at any rate, Nakahara Chuya and the others have experienced countless battles as members of the port mafia, and it did not affect their actions. They picked up a knife and started to charge. They all go straight to the heart, but because of the banana anti-arrow suit, they are all headshots now.

The roast ducks above their heads can only be used to block the arrows shot down from above, but they cannot block the knife pierced directly between the eyebrows.

However, not everyone is vulnerable. When there is such a huge disparity in the number of people, if one person is against ten, as long as one person is tripped, the original line of defense is likely to collapse.

Jungle seems to have mixed some Hakata killers in it, or other guys with some force, carrying a banana anti-arrow suit and wearing a roast duck, and even killed an elite in [port] , and the pressure on the two nearby immediately increased.

However, this is not worse. On the balcony, the [port] personnel in charge of guarding the west shouted, "The west has discovered an enemy attack."

And almost at the same time, there was also a voice from the east, "The east has discovered an enemy attack."

This kind of building with four walls is not good. No matter how strong it is, as long as the enemy has a hammer, the wall can be disintegrated immediately, and as long as the main force is contained in one place, other places are no different from baskets. What a difference.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about the front, where Nakahara Chuya was guarding.

Instead, I moved to the west side with me. There are not many people attacking the city on the west side, only eight, but think about it, the jungle should be fighting on the third front now, and it needs to send people to [Sakamoto], and it needs to be eliminated. [Port] and [Clam], even if there are more diversions, the number of people who go to the settlements of each family will be less, although their main goal is to eliminate the high technology within each family.

In the case of sufficient supplies, the defense of the city was originally much simpler than the siege, and the casualties were less.

Osamu Dazai and the others seem to have thought of this a long time ago, and built many traps around the city wall. These traps were originally used to catch rabbits, but after some improvements, they also have an effect on humans. Those jungle people were hung upside down on trees , forming targets one by one.

But this kind of trap can only work once, and the few people in the early stage are the first to try it out.

When the traps are almost consumed, they can be taken away immediately.

A hole was punched in the west and east, and the [port] house was about to miss and be outflanked.

At this time, another wave of people suddenly appeared outside the jungle, galloping forward on horseback.

It was still far away at first, but in the blink of an eye, it was close in front of my eyes. The name on the top of my head was [Port] and [Shinsengumi] mixed in it.

It seems that [Port] who went out to act has come back for help.

It should be that they had agreed to go out to act while giving birth to a group of viable forces, and when the time was almost right, they would come back to guard the family settlement.

The people who came back were all quite old, almost all in their 50s and [-]s, but they were all healthy and strong, fighting with the jungle guys.

They had horses, and they didn't have knives in their hands. Instead, they used a long straight wooden stick as a spear, and swept across a large area with one stick.

This kind of long straight wooden stick can't hurt people, but it can break up their formation, especially generally speaking, if a guy who has not received any training is thrown into the sky suddenly, nine out of ten will be dizzy It's not clear what happened, but this timing is a good time for the port mafia to do something.

It's just that there was a bonus at the same time-bananas rained in the sky.

These people who were lifted up to the sky by the pole, because the rope was also loosened at the same time, countless bananas fell from the hem of their clothes.

"Wow." Osamu Dazai sighed emotionlessly, "This is 'Bananas falling from the sky'."

"That, should it be 'pie in the sky'?" Kageyama Shigeo corrected.

"It doesn't matter," Dazai said, "but I don't want to eat these bananas."

The battle ended sooner than expected, as if after Osamu Dazai watched a banana rain, I grew up screaming and screaming.

In my year, Cheng Cheng was taller than Osamu Dazai. At the same time, although Osamu Dazai and I were standing upstairs, it was too conspicuous for an adult to be hugged like this.

Although I didn't have this intention, and no matter from which point of view, I was a poor child who was about to be played with as a toy by Osamu Dazai, but it seemed to be regarded as a kind of provocation.

"Wow, does this guy really look down on us?" Someone shouted from time to time below, "He actually watched us feed a grown son upstairs."

I:……

Dazai·Young Ghost·Zhi: "Slightly slightly."

Fortunately, after the backup joined, it became a one-sided battle. Otherwise, it would be hard for me to imagine what would happen after Osamu Dazai was captured alive by them.

But nothing will happen, everything here is very consistent with the concept of harmonious development.

After another two years, the last jungle intruder was shot in the head by Nakahara Chuya. At the age of 20, I was finally able to go down there, but Dazai still refused to let it go.

The 36-year-old Osamu Dazai hugged the 20-year-old me under everyone's worried eyes. With his head twisted from my waist, he watched the stairs jumping down step by step.

Logically speaking, this is the case, shouldn't this irresponsible mother be condemned?For his own selfish desires, he actually raised the baby to look like this.

But I don't know what brand of filters Osamu Dazai distributed to them. The way they looked at Osamu Dazai was like looking at a great heroic mother who actually raised a giant adult baby.

It's over, everyone's three views are broken.

However, did the port mafia originally have three views as a mafia?

Although they don't have the Three Views, they are still members of the World Protection Team, so take care of your identity, okay?

I am already desperate for this world, probably only Komaeda Nagito can find hope in this world, if you want to ask me how it feels to be a giant baby, probably only my legs are rubbed with a little pain.

I am 20 years old, and I am a male, already much taller than Osamu Dazai, he is still the way a baby is held, forcing my toes to rub against the ground, I think I desperately need a pair of shoes, if there is Komaeda It would be best if Nagito could send a pair of Dazai Jiji fish.

Nakahara Nakahara, who was wielding a knife, also saw this scene, and stabbed him with a knife, but Dazai Osamu, who was still in his prime, still had his agility at full strength, probably not because he was too afraid of pain, but because he was too I want to make people angry and I want to see the expressions of others who can't do anything about it, so I ordered agility all the time.

Nakahara Chuya's knife barely brushed against Osamu Dazai's head, and chopped off a few strands of still black and beautiful hair.

Tsk, neither killed him nor changed his hairstyle, what a pity.

"Haven't you played enough?" Nakahara Zhong also said speechlessly.

"Don't you think it's very interesting?" Osamu Dazai was in high spirits, "It can be raised so big."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He could no longer express any words, and felt that any words could not express the emotion he felt for Osamu Dazai.

I think on this point, he should resonate with me.

Osamu Dazai walked around Nakahara Nakaya and took me out. It was a mess outside. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and his men were cleaning the battlefield. In the previous battle, except for the people who wiped out the jungle, although [Port] stayed to guard the family The settlements are all elites, but there are still deaths, but because of the birth of the personnel, plus the backup that came later, there are still 16 people left, and two of them are from the [Main Selection Group] .

He has white curly hair with an exploding head. Because it is short hair, it looks like a giant swollen cotton candy. The roast duck on top of his head can't crush his hair. Because the roast duck has a greater effect, So if you have short hair, you usually choose to wear a duck on your head, and it has become an existence that stands out from the group of ducks, ten centimeters taller than other ducks.

Compared with his hair, his appearance has become unimportant. Even if he is a woman, he looks like Sakata Gintoki at first glance, and the name on the top of his head is [Shinsengumi Tangfen Erwuzi].

The other one has a neat black ponytail, and the end of the ponytail is already full of arrows. He can compare with [Sakamoto] as the best arrow master, but in my opinion, [Sakamoto] should win. At present 【Sakamoto】has never lost a game about winning or losing so far. Of course, within the school, it’s also because I didn’t try my best at all.

The other party's name is [Devil Vice Minister of the Shinsengumi], and she is obviously a woman, but judging from the fact that there are muscles all over the clothes, it is indeed very devilish, but the other party should be Toshiro Hijikata.

Sakata Gintoki is 34 years old now, and Toshiro Hijikata is 40 years old now. They should be sisters or nieces, not mother-daughter relationships.

Osamu Dazai got the attention of the audience as soon as he appeared on the stage. After all, no one is as powerful as him. He pulled the innocent passerby and I played the game of raising giant babies with him.

[Sugar Fen Erwuzi] Sakata Gintoki came over, "Wow, what is such a big lump?"

"My giant baby." Dazai Osamu was still complacent about this, and introduced to everyone, "I didn't let it go since I was born."

Toshiro Hijikata said, "It's boring, what's the use of doing this other than wasting time?"

Osamu Dazai said: "It's still very interesting to raise [Faster Than Chickens]."

"Is this some form of revenge?" Sakata Gintoki pinched his nose, "But it's obvious that you can kill a thousand enemies, so what, you will hurt yourself by three hundred. No matter who you raise, if you keep holding it like this, it feels like you can go directly to heaven. nausea."

Saying that, Sakata Gintoki still looked at Toshiro Hijikata with small eyes, it was obvious who was disgusting in his words.

Toshiro Hijikata waved his knife at Gintoki Sakata unceremoniously, "Look at me again, I'll dig out your eyes."

Seeing that these two guys, who add up to nearly [-], even disagreed with each other and were about to fight to the death, Dazai Osamu didn't stop him, and even jumped back a step with me in his arms, intending to watch the middle-aged people fight.

Fortunately, at this time, Zhongyuan Zhong also came to understand the situation. It seems that only the second daughter is reliable.

Nakahara Chuya separated Sakata Gintoki from Hijikata Toshiro, "Stop playing, maybe the next batch will come over sometime."

As the vice-minister of the Shinsengumi, he didn't want to lose his position even in another world, Shiro Hijikata put away his knife and said, "Are there so many of them?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, "Basically all the undisciplined people in our world are in it."

The number of users of Jungle's APP is secret, but judging by the number of downloads, there should be tens of thousands. In fact, it has only been three weeks since Alice Academy, not even a month. Jungle's development It is a bit exaggerated.

About 30.00% of Jungle can enter this world, that is to say, there are at least three thousand people, and the total number of people from the port mafia and Vengley is only more than 3000, less than four thousand.

Because it is entered in batches, the number of people in each round does not seem to be large intuitively. According to Peng Lie's data, it is roughly guessed that each time people from other worlds are added to only about [-] people, and these [-] or so Almost one-sixth of the capacity will be jungle people, which can definitely be crushed by the number of people.

Toshiro Hijikata said, "Really, are the guys in your world all crazy bastards?"

"Who would want the world to be merged in a chaotic manner?" Probably thinking of the invasion of heaven and man, Toshiro Hijikata looked a little irritable.

Sakata Gintoki said: "I don't care, I still have points that can be exchanged at Jungle."

Immediately, Toshiro Hijikata glared at him.

But Sakata Gintoki was just talking, otherwise he didn't need to participate in this operation at all.

According to their few words, I finally judged what happened. It is not enough to rely on the power of Pengel and the port mafia. Participation was judged to have failed.

In order not to have any accidents, Pengelie, the Port Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency, and Akashi Seijuro listed almost all the situations and chose the safest method.

Peng Lie and the others made a thorough investigation of the group of guys who were attracted by the clock tower to the [Sakamoto] family, and judged guys like [Shinsengumi], and asked them to help complete this plan to prevent world fusion.

It is Genos who is helping [Clam] now, and it seems that my former son [One Punch Express] is also there.

In addition to jointly dealing with organizations that want to integrate the world, they are more importantly here to move bricks.

Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Toshiro worked together to move the last part to the diesel car that was just one step away from completion, because it is not sure whether it requires high-tech judgment, but building a diesel car is very important in terms of materials and time. Fei, I don't know who came up with such an idea to let the two of them get it together.

So the appearance of two constipated faces with the same part will probably become a black history that can never be erased along with their photo album.

Next, as Zhongya Zhongya said, soon the guys from [Wanshiwu] made a comeback again. The surnames above their heads were still messy, but the number of people seemed to be much smaller than before, and there was another scuffle.

It's like the ebb and flow of the tide, the [Everything House] headed by Jungle will come to harass the area after a while, I have some doubts that there are people from Bai Lan mixed in, the difference in strength between each individual is too great Bigger.

Osamu Dazai and I, who are becoming more and more conspicuous, also seem to have become a regular satirical program, but I didn't want to.

Finally, when Osamu Dazai died at the age of 60, I finally got rid of the giant baby and became a 44-year-old man whose best moments in life were trapped between Osamu Dazai's numb hands.

58-year-old Gintoki Sakata deftly turned the long straight wooden stick that was originally a crutch into a microphone to interview me, "How do you feel now after getting rid of the life of a giant baby?"

Me: "Thank you, I don't want to talk about it."

Sakata Gintoki pestered me and said, "Say something, or I will die with regret."

Then he turned into a skeleton very hard in the next second.

Really * die with regret.

The rest of my life is almost a counterattack. Although I don't want to admit it, it seems that everyone around me has tacitly agreed that I am fighting the enemy bravely to pay tribute to Osamu Dazai of hell.

I think only Ryunosuke Akutagawa would do this, but everyone knows that Osamu Dazai is the one who should go to hell, not to heaven.

After I left that world, the first thing I did was to confirm my position. Needless to say, I was lying on the bed, and there was no Dazai Osamu in my arms. Yato was staring at me, and he said inexplicably: "What are you looking for?"

Looking for Osamu Dazai's thick arms that can be held from one year old to 60 years old, this kind of thing is fine, after all, I am not under a lot of pressure, and there is no need to explode like Shigeo Kageyama.

"What are you doing at my house?"

I checked the time, it was almost one o'clock in the morning.

Yato said with a hippie smile: "Ah, I was kicked out of the shrine by Kaoshin, so I came to ask you to stay overnight."

As a god, can you show some face?

But obviously Yato didn't, and I couldn't refuse him, after all, Yato did me a favor again.

"Bai Ze agreed. Ghost Lamp happened to be back from Western Hell. I bumped into him digging a hole overnight. I told him about it, and he agreed to cooperate."

Wait, the ghost lamp dug a hole overnight?

I don't know why this sentence always sounds weird, but it's not important. Just wait until tomorrow to contact Pengel and the port mafia.

I plan to sleep for a while, but fortunately I don't usually dream much, and I don't have Osamu Dazai shouting "Mommy hug you" at night.

The author has something to say: Well =3=