One hour in the life of a superhuman

"Eh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada let out a short exclamation when he heard this.

Sakata Gintoki next to him slapped him, "Are you so surprised, Rabbit?"

"Why is it a rabbit again?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little dissatisfied.

Sakata Gintoki grabbed Sawada Tsunayoshi's arm, avoided Hijikata Toshiro and said, "Do you still want to declare your real name at a time like this?"

"Hey, hello! You bastard," Hijikata Toshiro kicked over, "Even if you speak to your ears, what's the point in not being quiet at all?"

Sakata Yinshi was nimble enough to dodge the opponent's attack, and picked his nose, "Tsk!"

"You bastard..." Hijikata Toshiro wanted to rush up and give the opponent a critical blow.

【Ahhh, is this kind of pairing setup a standard that every world needs?I have worked as a mediator in Vengley and the port mafia, and now I want to?Really, please forgive me. 】

...that's exactly what I wanted to ask.

Sawada Tsunayoshi attacked with eyes as clear as Ozora, probably because morality here is basically a negative thing, so it was not as good as in our world.

"By the way, what is the name of a girl's family?" Toshiro Hijikata suddenly shouted at Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Even if it's a code name, change it."

"Why?" Tsunayoshi Sawada doesn't like being called "rabbit" or "Rabbit Hime" by others, but generally speaking, wouldn't it look kawaii for a girl to be called a rabbit?

"Ah, didn't the chief executive keep some rabbits in the police force?" Hijikata Toshiro showed an indescribable expression, "Have you ever taken a physiology class? Isn't that rabbit able to do anything 24 hours a day?"

"Why don't you teach this in physiology class?" Tsunayoshi Sawada subconsciously complained, and when he realized what Toshiro Hijikata was talking about, he froze.

...Thinking of Osamu Dazai calling him this and that, and his job as a small animal on duty when he was in elementary school, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that the rabbits he had fed all these years were in vain.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, whose strange knowledge has increased, said with a sad face, "Well, then I'll think of another code name."

"A wig or something?" Sakata Gintoki said.

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura." After Hijikata Shirō said this, he covered his head again, "Yesterday I chased Katsura Kotaro for a long time, and I was brainwashed by his catchphrase." "Hey, now is the time to talk about this." Is it?" Sakata Gintoki suddenly took the moral high ground and challenged Hijikata Toshirō: "As a member of the Shinsengumi, shouldn't I help this poor...not that kind of rabbit?"

"Isn't this even weirder?!" Sawada Tsunayoshi shouted loudly.

But there was a voice louder than him, "Hey, you guy, after all, you are a troublesome person. Believe it or not, I will put you in jail! It's the crime of abducting a rabbit!"

[Why don't you listen to me?Doesn't the rabbit that doesn't sound more pitiful?unacceptable! 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi's consciousness is burning, which is reflected in the two flaming flames in his hands.

"You're on fire!" This scene startled Sakata Gintoki, and he quickly poured water from the wooden barrel next to him on Sawada Tsunayoshi, and Sawada Tsunayoshi jumped into the air quickly with the flame in his hand , Toshiro Hijikata standing on the other side couldn't dodge in time, half of his body became a drowned chicken.

"You guy, didn't you do it on purpose?" Hijikata Shiro said in a word.

Sakata Gintoki suppressed a smile, his hand holding the barrel was a little unsteady, "No... fart..."

The laughter was suppressed into a fart sound.

Seeing that these two people were about to fight again, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had flames, was no longer the rabbit who knew nothing about it. He was promoted from bronze to king immediately, and he was inserted between the two.

After Sawada Tsunayoshi froze and thawed those two people, as we all know, freezing into ice can reasonably reduce irritability, and everyone can finally have a good talk.

"What is this?" Hijikata Shirō said, "You are not a god in disguise, are you?"

"It's said that he is a person from another world. Does Hijikata-kun need to see his brain at a young age?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nose.

"It should not be usable in that world." Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at his hand, "Can it be used here?"

"Isn't it because of being stimulated by rabbits who say they can't do that?" Sakata Gintoki said, "For a man, it's really not okay to say he can't!"

[... If this is the case, it feels quite sad. 】

Although he was able to use his abilities, Sawada Tsunayoshi was not happy at all.

Sawada Tsunayoshi felt that he could not be led away by Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Shiro, otherwise he might not be able to talk about it even if he froze them a hundred times, so he spoke first, "The study of time and space of heaven and man?"

"Ah, that's the news that couldn't be disclosed." When talking about this topic, Toshiro Hijikata's eyes were a little wandering, and he looked very embarrassed.

"What order did you receive to protect heaven and man?" Sakata Gintoki looked at it without any surprises. He touched the wooden knife with the words "Lake Toya" tied around his waist, and then said with his waist .

Toshiro Hijikata: "Director Kondo is also very difficult."

"I'll pretend I didn't see this guy for the time being," Hijikata Shiro pointed to Sawada Tsunayoshi, he turned around and planned to leave the alley, but before he walked out completely, he gave an address.

"Huh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had exited the death mode, hesitated for a moment and said, "Thank you."

However, Toshiro Hijikata had completely disappeared, but he could still vaguely hear the voice of the other party, "That dead fish-eyed curly-haired bastard, my uniform has been washed off!" scolding.

"Let's go." Sakata Gintoki led Sawada Tsunayoshi to the other side of the alley.

"Should we just go there?" Sawada Tsunayoshi asked, "Wouldn't it be very troublesome if we were discovered by those invading aliens and celestial beings?"

"Aren't you usually thinking about how to go back at this time?"

"Eh? But if I cause trouble to you, I will be very sorry." Tsunayoshi Sawada said sincerely.

Having watched many film and television dramas and learned about reborn education, Tsunayoshi Sawada knows what will happen if he loses the battle. forget it."

Sakata Gintoki stared at Sawada Tsunayoshi for a moment, then slapped him, "Don't think so much, we can do anything at Wanshiwu."

"And, it's not the first time."

"Although it's a pity that I can't get the money," Sakata Gintoki held "Lake Toya" with one hand, "But the heaven and man are annoying enough, I don't want any strange world to come over again, it's very troublesome."

The light from outside the alley came in, and Sakata Gintoki was bathed in the golden light. The original decadence seemed to be wiped away in an instant, leaving only the back like a hero.

It only took five seconds, "Ah, but why Fukuzawa Yukichi!" Sakata Gintoki was mad.

【... Fukuzawa Yukichi's stalk has not passed yet? ? 】

The location Shirō Hijikata mentioned is a bit far away from here. Gintoki Sakata is riding his little electric donkey, and Tsunayoshi Sawada sits in the back wearing a skirt awkwardly. It's a bit strange for a boy to hug each other, but the speed It was too fast, and Tsunayoshi Sawada was afraid of falling, so he supported Sakata Gintoki's back with one hand, and drove very carefully like this for half an hour before arriving at the location.

Because it was too boring, Tsunayoshi Sawada started to think about things.

[In other words, Reborn said before that a new function has appeared in that world, it seems that you can take pictures. 】

[Can it be done here too?What should I do? 】

As he was thinking this way, he heard a slight "click" sound coming from his ear.

"Eh?"

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi could find out the source of the sound, Sakata Gintoki's little eDonkey stopped, and they arrived at the location.

It was different from what Sawada Tsunayoshi imagined. I thought it would be some kind of research institute, but it looked like an ordinary residence. The gate was closed and no one was guarding it, but I could hear the slight movement inside. , it looks like someone is inside.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is very keen on this, and can find that there is a monitor at the door, but they are still far away, and their faces should not be photographed.

Sawada Tsunayoshi turned his head to ask what to do now, but when he turned his head, he saw Sakata Gintoki snatched the hood of the puppet handing out leaflets and put it on his own head.

Sakata Yinshi's muffled voice came from inside, "Let me explain in advance, I'm not afraid of Yin-chan, it's just that if I'm recognized, I can only kill him. This doesn't match Ah Yin's Buddhist style of doing things." .”

……

The person whose doll's head was robbed showed black hair that grew to the psoas, "Hey, Ah Yin, why are you here?"

"It's a wig." Sakata Gintoki's voice from inside the hood was muffled.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

Hearing this, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew who the other party was, Katsura Kotaro, the guy who was chased by Hijikata Toshiro all day yesterday.

Hijikata Toshiro is obviously so fierce, but the other party seems to be fine at all, and he still has the heart to hand out leaflets here.

Sawada Tsunayoshi picked up one, and found that it was a flyer for people with lofty ideals. Ah, judging from the monotony of the picture, it is not convincing.

"Me?" Gui Xiaotaro said, "I heard that some space-time instruments are being researched here, so I'll check it out and recruit new ones by the way." A strange creature jumped out from the alley next to it, should it be a giant duck or Anything else, "Right, Elizabeth."

"No one will come, just give up." Sakata Gintoki said.

Katsura Kotaro was not angry either, "After you gave birth to Takasugi, it felt a little strange."

"Don't say it so strange, okay?" Sakata Gintoki murmured, "Our [Strawberry Milk] family is very strong. After all, you were born by Takasugi, so it's not a big deal, right?"

Katsura Kotaro touched his chin, "Takasugi is a devil mother."

"That?" Tsunayoshi Sawada said weakly, "Can we start now?"

"Actually, I can do it alone."

However, this proposal was rejected, and the omission of a series of nonsense can be regarded as half-push nonsense.

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't want to involve them either, he had already thought about it before, and this was the inspiration he got from the previous Toshiro Hijikata. Fire-breathing, with fire overhead."

[Before I met Reborn, I didn't know that normal people could do this. 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi complained about himself.

"For Ah Yin, be careful not to fall off the headgear, that wig..."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Kotaro Gui said, "Don't worry about me."

"Ah, anyway, he is also a celebrity on the most wanted list." Sakata Gintoki said, "It's better to think about the celestial being you want to pretend to be."

"Ah, the kind of rabbit god who doesn't know anything?" Sakata Gintoki expressed understanding, "If you hold it in for a long time, your head will catch fire."

【...The flame of death will cry! 】

He decided that if someone called him "rabbit" again in the future, he would definitely enter death mode and blow the opponent's head off, even if it was a former literary giant.

Only this proposal, I would like to like it.

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't bother to refute him, and would most likely be substituted into the opponent's rhythm again, directly entering the mode of death qi flames, and he didn't have any strategy. Under the condition that he didn't know anything, as long as he was strong enough, what else would he need? strategy?

Hit, isn't it just a word?

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