One hour in the life of a superhuman

Sawada Tsunayoshi is suffering from the impact of the world view from period dramas to science fiction dramas. Halfway through, he had to kill a REBORN holding a sledgehammer 800 meters high while shouting "Stupid Tsuna" and hammering away the entire fantasy , Looking back, Sawada Tsunayoshi is already a salted fish.

"Ah Yin sees the words "Life without Love" on your face, hello!" Sakata Gintoki pointed at Sawada Tsunayoshi and said, "Do you want me to call an ambulance for you? But your Fukuzawa Yukichi can't either. Use it in a place like this!"

"If you say this, if Fukuzawa Yukichi heard it," Tsunayoshi Sawada thought about the serious and basically expressionless face, "I will probably feed the cats in the two streets, if If there is a cat willing to be fed by him!"

"Who in this world doesn't like Fukuzawa Yukichi?" Sakata Gintoki completely equated Fukuzawa Yukichi with money, "But if it's a cat, it's also possible, how can you feed the cat directly with money? !"

The two sides talked about "Fukuzawa Yukichi" to play tricks, Sawada Tsunakichi finally remembered the business, he patted his face with both hands to cheer himself up, "I still have to find my way home, Otherwise, Mom will be worried."

[And that girl, if I haven't returned within an hour, would you think I played tricks on her? 】

Not to mention that I look like a scumbag, not to mention that Tsunayoshi Sawada looks like a scumbag with no capital at all, not to mention that I don't care about it at all, and the women I have changed are older than my original age If you look older, if you are talking about a girl, you should call me Your Lady Queen.

Hey, accidentally strung together, this is a very popular decompression arcade game recently, don’t get me wrong, I won’t go to such crowded places, but because a character in it looks like it has been uglified Because of Osamu Dazai, it is loved by many people. The area is limited to Yokohama. I just used my "clairvoyance" to observe for too long and made some reasonable slips of the tongue.

It is impossible to know what to do if you stay at home, you still have to go out.

But Tsunayoshi Sawada only covered the key parts of his clothes, and it was obvious that he would attract attention as soon as he went out, until he was arrested by the Shinsengumi on charges of impeding public morals. Although Edo was invaded by aliens, Sawada Tsunayoshi doesn't really want to go to jail. I believe that even Reborn will not want Pengelie's next heir to be arrested because of Guoben.

In Wanshiwu, Sakata Gintoki rummaged around and only found Kagura's clothes, which were almost the same as the one she was wearing now. They were all red and improved cheongsams, which made it easier to make larger movements.

"Can't I wear men's clothing?" Tsunayoshi Sawada asked weakly, "Is there a rule (women) can't wear men's clothing in the Edo period that was invaded by heaven and man?"

"That's not true." Sakata Gintoki looked at the height difference between the two, and fell silent, "Shinpachi went to see Teramon Dori's concert, otherwise your heights would be about the same."

"Does it matter?" Sakata Gintoki suddenly increased his voice, "Didn't you ever be a woman in that world, wearing women's clothes?" He patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder hard, "Trust me, women's clothes are here One hundred times!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi hesitated to pick up one of the messy clothes thrown on the ground. It was a large women's kimono. It didn't look like a style that normal women could wear. Embroidered with large pink flowers, he spread them out, gestured at the figure of the man in front of him, and said with a little hesitation: "...women's clothing is only once and a hundred times?"

Sakata Gintoki stiffened, and snatched the women's kimono, "Sir's way of life is very difficult, brat!"

[What is the relationship between wearing women's clothes and the way of life? 】

Tsunayoshi Sawada, the next pure successor to Vongola, was completely unaware, and just chose the latter in front of Guoben and Women's Clothing in a daze.

Kagura's clothes are a little too small for Sawada Tsunayoshi. The cheongsam that could have covered the ankles only reaches the knees on Sawada Tsunayoshi's side. However, compared to men of his age, Sawada Tsunayoshi is still It's too slender to look good, and even thinner after sex change, and I can barely wear it. Fortunately, he doesn't have breasts, otherwise it would be very difficult.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's two legs were directly shuffling, which made him a little uncomfortable, but it was much better than the original appearance.

I just admire them a little bit, they can hang on for so long in just one piece of clothing, and their psychological construction is like a wall of the world, but fortunately they can finally go out after a long time.

Most of the houses on the street are from the Edo period, and most of the people are still dressed in kimonos, except for the electric poles that can be seen everywhere, as well as the small electric donkeys on the street and the oddly shaped ones that look like a top. The "Heavenly Man" who swaggered on the road with a pig's head or a bull's head and wanted to send them to the moon with a punch is generally half ancient and half modern, just like the period drama full of loopholes that Tsunayoshi Sawada complained about before.

As soon as Sawada Tsunayoshi and Sakata Gintoki went out, they squatted next to the manhole cover that Sawada Tsunayoshi came out of before.

"Is this the intersection of another world?" Sakata Gintoki said "tsk tsk tsk", "It stinks."

Sawada Tsunayoshi's attention was on Sakata Gintoki's mouth, "That..."

[Is there biogas inside the manhole cover?Would it be bad to smoke inside? 】

"It's a lollipop," said Sakata Gintoki, "but it smoked because it was sucked too fast."

【What's this?Eating lollipop stunts?The words are all smoking, do you still have lollipops left? 】

[No, the point is why do you have to eat a lollipop against the manhole cover? 】

"Hey, guy over there!" A voice came from a distance, "The guy who stole the manhole cover recently is you, dead fish-eyed curly hair!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi turned his head, and what he saw was a fierce-faced man in a black uniform. His hairstyle looked a bit like Kyoya Hibari, but his voice was not the same. Line, if he encounters the same voice as Lark-senpai, he will probably be able to call out "Yah", I guess.

"Ah?" Sakata Yinshi stood up all of a sudden, and said casually, "You have to give evidence for what you say!"

The two sides got very close, their foreheads pressed against each other, and they were only short of giving each other a headbutt.

Sawada Tsunayoshi stood there at a loss, when a young man wearing the same uniform as that man approached, "This dress..."

"Ah, it was lent to me." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"Are you the boss's concubine?" The other party looked up and down Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Sawada Tsunayoshi blushed, "That's not it!"

"Ah, this guy is going to kill my mother..." Sakata Gintoki in front of him was counting down, but the person opposite covered his mouth, and he shouted in a low voice, "Shut up, you bastard, Do you want to die?"

"What's wrong?" the boy repeated, "Mr. Hijikata's mother..."

"Ah, Chief, you misheard," the man covered Sakata Yinshi's mouth, "I remember I have something to do, you should be busy first." He said and pulled Sakata Yinshi away. Even in this state, he didn't forget to drag Sawada Tsunayoshi, and the three walked away in a strange posture at the pace of another version of the six relatives who did not recognize each other.

They walked into a small alley, and the man named "Hijikata" shook off Sakata Gintoki's hand, and wiped his hand with a handkerchief as if he had touched something dirty, without even the gaps between his fingers Let it go, "Didn't we agree, our relationship is absolutely not allowed to be made public."

What he said was so good that bystanders like Sawada Tsunayoshi who didn't know the truth would think that there was some ulterior relationship.

"Oh," Sakata Gintoki touched the non-existent tears in the corner of his eyes like a showman, "Aren't you going to recognize me, the poor old mother who pulled you up with shit and piss? Shishiro-chan ~"

Hijikata Shishiro had goosebumps visible to the naked eye, he punched the wooden box next to him, and gave Sakata Yinshi a wooden box that shattered the wooden box, "Don't call it that Me, you bastard!"

It can be seen that Sakata Gintoki has already used this to choke Hijikata Toshiro several times.

"What's the matter with this guy?" Hijikata Toshiro asked calmly.

They received a report from enthusiastic people that Sakata Gintoki forced a woman to play a strange PLAY, so they planned to arrest the two of them for the crime of obstructing public morals.

Why do you say forced, that girl (Sawada Tsunayoshi) is so cute, how could she have an affair with Sakata Gintoki?Indignation from the enthusiastic masses.

It seems that there is also a fan in another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun.

Sawada Tsunayoshi glanced at Sakata Gintoki, Sakata Gintoki did not return him, but said to Hijikata Toshiro, "Your eyes should be fine, can't you see the big words on his head? "

"Of course I saw it, bastard!" Hijikata Toshiro couldn't control himself when facing Sakata Yinshi, "otherwise I would have locked you up a long time ago!"

"Eh?" Sakata Gintoki said, "Isn't it because you are afraid that I will tell you that I am your mother?"

Hijikata Shishiro shouted: "Do you think others will believe it?"

"But if people talk about it, it will be very difficult for me." Hijikata Toshiro said after a while with some headaches.

Hearing this, Sawada Tsunayoshi also knew that the other party was also a member of the forced infrastructure, and unfortunately, he was reincarnated into Sakata Gintoki's family and became his daughter.

It's not [Little Curly in All Things House]'s life, it should be earlier, if it is according to the normal timeline, if it is not advanced through the Alice Academy meeting, I should never meet the two of them.

[Ah, is it easy for people with a bad relationship to become a mother-daughter relationship?Mr. Mori and Mr. Fukuzawa are like this, but Mr. Nakahara and Mr. Dazai are not. Strange reincarnation routine. 】

In other words, even Osamu Dazai, who mainly teaches physiology and communication, and even the type of fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, has become a gentleman. Why is it still Jun who teaches Chinese in Central Plains?I think Chuya Zhongya, a Chinese teacher, is a bit of a failure.

Sawada Tsunayoshi gave a general account of what happened, which was what he and Sakata Gintoki had said before, and Hijikata Toshiro said a little madly, "What the hell are you doing?"

"Because I became this guy's daughter for some reason, and I was forced to build the infrastructure," Hijikata Shiro felt that he was the most miserable guy in the world, "What is this called now?"

"Ah," Sakata Gintoki said without emotion, "Time travel."

Hijikata Toshirō paused for a moment at this point, and began to think.

"Recently, the group of celestial beings seem to be studying the appearance of some space-time device."

The author has something to say: don’t ask me why I didn’t update it yesterday, just ask that the Alien Invasion is really good, and I watched eight episodes of ORZ in one go

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Jiujiu planted two landmines in Wanshiwu. If I don’t update, I hate that I planted a mine. It blew up Sakata Gintoki’s women’s clothing. Please be careful of Shinsengumi haunting=3=