One hour in the life of a superhuman

The girl with the baotou had a loud voice, and Tsunayoshi Sawada became the prettiest guy on the street in no time.

Only at this time did Tsunayoshi Sawada realize that what he was climbing should have been a parallel bear hole, but now it has become a vertical manhole cover, with his upper body exposed and his feet on the ladder. He fell backwards and fell to the ground. Fortunately, he managed to grab the escalator quickly, but the basket that was originally hanging on his arm was precariously falling.

It's just that amidst the girl's yelling, I don't know whether I should let go of my hands and cover my chest or hold on to the escalator.

In this case, Sawada Tsunayoshi's mental activity is still better than my previous confession to Kyoko at the school gate. 】

...With this kind of life experience, he is definitely a typical example of laughing at life.

Sawada Tsunayoshi weakly retorted, "I'm still wearing clothes."

The basic equipment in that world still has clothes that can cover private places, but there are no more. After all, no one is Bai Lan. The superiority of technology is reflected in getting him a white vest with a suit skirt. If you think about it this way, Maybe it was because of this phenomenon that Qi Mukong was allowed to help this [-]-year-old to make this.

But no one paid attention to him. A man with silver curly hair protruded from the window on the second floor and was yelling at the girl with a bun. "Ah? What are you talking about?"

The man was dressed a little strangely. It should be black underwear inside, and a kimono with embroidered patterns on the corners of the white background. This kind of combination is a bit strange. The surrounding environment is obviously Edo, but it seems not surprising at all if it is matched with an inharmonious background like a utility pole manhole cover.

Speaking of "A Yin", such a self-proclaimed guy, [beat the enemy guest curly hair].

Hairstyle, eye color, and words with many slots can match.

Sawada Tsunayoshi probably didn’t know this. As an unlucky fighter, maybe the unlucky King of Seafood Clams, he was cursed as the “Eve” of [Marshmallow Empire], and the way of cursing was The inhumane zombie dance with unrecognizable steps has to be accompanied by "curse you" like chanting sutras.

I don't think he should be in the mood to think that the guy who dances the most is the guy on the roof who is arguing with himself.

At least Tsunayoshi Sawada knew he couldn't stay in the manhole cover anymore, and he crawled out of the sewer.

In that world, there was basically no wind, and there was no such thing as temperature difference, but here, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt the cold keenly, and he shrank slightly.

Taking advantage of the gap between their quarrels, he asked, "Where is this place?"

The girl with a bun on her head turned her head in displeasure, she looked like a hairless cat.

[Is there really someone who can make such an expression? 】

The girl looked Sawada Tsunayoshi up and down, and asked in a rough voice, "Are you the stripped-up Little Red Riding Hood?"

"Carrying a basket is not the same as Little Red Riding Hood," Tsunayoshi Sawada complained, "and I don't have a red cape either."

Ah Yin, who was above, waved his hand downward, "A Yin doesn't know the guy who runs away casually, anyway, the guy who will wait for the real selection team will take her away for the crime of hindering public morality."

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his head, "...I just climbed a bear cave, what's going on now? Shinsengumi, I've only heard of Shinsengumi, isn't that from the Edo period?... By the way, did I end up in a crew full of mistakes?... At this time, there should be a director calling 'cut'..."

If you want to perform the first "time-travel", Tsunayoshi Sawada's performance can be described as very engaging.

"What are you talking about, Lu?" The girl was very dissatisfied, "What bear hole? If you say something I don't understand, I'll blow you away, Lu." The umbrella in her hand waved very menacingly .

But the guy above finally heard the key words, and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada's current attire. Even if he was once the young master of a wealthy family called "Beat the Enemy Guest", he thought of his poor life.

He probably never thought that he would see this scene in reality, so he was stunned for a moment, "No way, is there such a crazy cosplay in this world now? Ah Yin has never heard of it."

He wanted to pretend he didn't see it, but finally said, "Well, Kagura let him come up first."

His sudden change made Kagura look over at him, "It's very suspicious, Ah Lu, Ah Yin."

Ah Yin rubbed his face, and shouted louder, "What are we, Kagura, but Wanshiwu! Isn't this guy a customer who seems to be in need of help?"

Kagura turned his head to look at Tsunayoshi Sawada, and took out a gooseberry from Tsunayoshi Sawada's basket. Although there is no hunger bar and no need to eat in "Donkey Town", Tsunayoshi Sawada still made it according to his usual habits. There are three in it.Kagura looked at the round fruit in his hand and asked, "What is this, Lu? Can you eat it, Lu?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was overwhelmed by the three words [Everything House], and it took a few seconds to react, and replied: "Ah, it's gooseberry, you should be able to eat it."

[It can be eaten in that world. 】

When Kagura heard this, he put the gooseberry in his mouth, bit it, and swallowed it directly.

Obviously just ate the gooseberries of Sawada Tsunayoshi, but she turned her head and shouted at A Yin: "This guy looks very poor! Is he really rich enough to hire us?" After a pause, she continued Said, "But this gooseberry is quite sweet, Lu."

"Get her up first." Ah Yin said, "It will be troublesome when the guys from the Shinsengumi come."

Hearing this, and for the sake of gooseberries, Kagura still led Sawada Tsunayoshi up.

[Wanshiwu, it can't be the lair where those people danced the curse dance. 】

It can be seen that the previous worries of [Beat the Enemy Ke Xiao Curly] have come true, and his reputation of Master House has been killed.

Though thinking this way, Tsunayoshi Sawada doesn't know what to do now, mainly because of his current attire, even if he goes to other places, he will be arrested by the organization called Shinsengumi in minutes, he still intends to Let's see the situation first.

Tsunayoshi Sawada sat on the sofa with some restraint, and the guy who introduced himself as "Sakata Gintoki" was squatting in front of him, looking at him seriously, which made Tsunayoshi Sawada even more uncomfortable, "Well, what do you have? something?"

Kagura, who was bought by vinegar konbu, didn't know where she went after she said she couldn't see the words above Tsunayoshi Sawada's head. The atmosphere was really embarrassing.

Sakata Gintoki coughed twice, turned his head to the left and then to the right, and finally said seriously, "The word [cursed person] in that line may be my hallucination, let's make a code first."

He looked so serious that Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't help but sit up straight. Before he wanted to say anything, Gintoki Sakata said, "How many steps does it take to make a roast duck?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi is not from the roast duck group, he has gone through several reincarnations, and was forced to memorize the entire book by reborn, this is not difficult for him, he said it truthfully.

Sakata Gintoki sat down on the ground, "Aren't you a member of some crazy cosplay organization?"

He seemed very reluctant to admit that Tsunayoshi Sawada was from that world.

Sawada Tsunakichi waved his hands again and again, "Although a person I know is indeed, but I really am not."

"I don't know how I got here." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada, "I was in Donkey Town..."

"The unlucky guy in [Marshmallow Empire]?" Sakata Ginshiko was keenly aware of Sawada Tsunayoshi's identity based on his luck.

"Are you really that [All Things House]?!" Tsunayoshi Sawada's voice revealed a weak and helpless panic.

"Ah, I'm not, I'm that..." Sakata Gintoki paused, remembering the history of his struggles in the forefront, "Ah, I'm that [Brother of the Pregnancy Stone Alliance], yes, that's the name .”

It never occurred to me that I have always pretended to be someone else's vest, but this time I was pretended to be by someone else.

Because now I rely on Sawada Tsunayoshi to see the surrounding situation with his vision, but in this case, other abilities cannot be used, so I don’t know what the other party thinks. Kit Ya's vest also looks more real than mine.

Sawada Tsunayoshi hadn't had much contact with [Little Brother of the Pregnancy Stone Alliance]. Although he didn't believe it, he didn't say much in this situation and stood still.

In order to end the previous topic as soon as possible, Sakata Gintoki asked: "So what happened?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi said: "Ah, that's..."

He recounted everything that happened after he entered "Donkey Town", passing over the strange atmosphere between [Violet] and Dazai Osamu, and only said that he came in with another companion, and asked : "Have you ever seen a woman dressed similarly to me?"

The sexual transformation version of Osamu Dazai, who can barely be described by Sawada Tsunakino's barren language, is still a beauty to others.

"No, if there is such a beauty who only wears your current clothes, the whole street will probably be boiled." Sakata Gintoki said, "There are still many perverts here."

Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a disappointed look. He looked like a rabbit that was soaked in the rain and huddled pitifully.

"..." Few people can resist this kind of Sawada Tsunayoshi, except of course those who belong to the evil faction with a hard heart. Sakata Gintoki is obviously not, he said: "It may not be in my world."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked up at him upon hearing this.

"Time and space is a very magical thing," said Sakata Gintoki, "he may not necessarily be in other worlds."

He made a lot of sense. In fact, it is very miraculous that Tsunayoshi Sawada appears here. The two worlds that are closest are the world of Qi Ya and Genos' professional hero.

If we really have to travel through time and space, these two worlds should be the mainstream, but maybe this world really wants to squeeze into our world in the form of a "film and television city".

But if this is the case, isn't it just traveling in bulk?

"Why do you know?" Sawada Tsunayoshi asked, "Are you a scientist?"

"Hey, hey, it's not just scientists who know these things in this world!" Sakata Gintoki was very righteous, "It can also be read from comic books!"

[Is it a very old middle-aged uncle? 】

Sakata Gintoki really wanted to discuss manga with Sawada Tsunayoshi, but he couldn't find his "Weekly Shonen Jump" and had to give up.

I always feel like I'm missing something very important.

"Then what should I do now?" Tsunayoshi Sawada asked. Ever since he knew that Dazai Osamu might not be in this world, he was a little discouraged by the belief that "find Mr. Dazai Osamu". Covering his head frantically, "I won't be unable to go back, will I?"

【Mom, reborn, and everyone... what should we do? 】

"Hey, kid," Sakata Gintoki shouted, "you still have the words [cursed person] on top of your head, so it means that your connection with that world should not be broken, and there must be a way to go back .”

"Really?" Tsunayoshi Sawada asked full of expectation, and with the blessing of the female appearance, it seemed even more irresistible.

Sakata Gintoki said: "Well, let's just do a good deed every day, and help you with this."

"But if that's the case," Sakata Gintoki took out a crumpled note from his pocket, on which was Jungle's website, "Can you help me get the money, and give it to me next time I have a chance. The money this time."

So that's the key.

"If there is a chance," Sawada Tsunayoshi said in a low voice, keenly aware that there seemed to be something wrong with this place,

"But our current money is Fukuzawa Yukichi, can you use it?"

[It's the same name as the boss of the Armed Detective Agency, and it's really a good name to attract money. 】

Sakata Gintoki Petrochemical, "Which ghost is Fukuzawa Yukichi?"

The two sides looked at each other and finally realized something.

Sakata Gintoki introduced his world.

In the Edo period, history turned a corner. The earth was attacked by aliens called "celestial beings". The high technology brought by the other party turned the world into such a landscape intertwined with ancient and modern.

Sawada Tsunayoshi has an expression like "OO" throughout.

[This happens when aliens invade. 】

No, if I were there, there would be no such thing as an alien invasion.

The author has something to say: I don’t want to go to work, I want to be a salted fish ORZ