One hour in the life of a superhuman

The next morning, I went downstairs.

Qi Mu Guochun and Qi Mu Kurumi are still watching the column "If you don't gossip, you will die".

The host inside is the recently popular villain actress Kyoko, who looks alive and kicking. It seems that the port mafia has not troubled the program crew.

Hinata Zao and that Moon City Snow Rabbit seem to be the resident guests. This is also true. It is rare to see a guest who is still full of anger after participating in the "No Gossip Will Die" column. It is really a loss if you don't sign enough point.

I haven't seen Hinata-zao since the [Sakamoto] round.

It's not that I haven't observed him with "clairvoyance". He is living with a woman. Judging from the degree of intimacy, it should be his girlfriend. The relationship is very intimate. The look of God.

In this world of non-single dogs, as a bystander, it is better not to watch too closely, it is easy to get a needle's eye, and Hinata Zao is not like Dazai Osamu's side, so I haven't paid too much attention to it .

"A hurricane of unknown origin occurred at a location on the outskirts of Yokohama," Kyoko said.

"A guy who didn't want to be named said that it was a giant cat monster who was fighting for a ball of yarn."

As soon as the voice fell, the mosaic photo of the witness was released on the TV. He didn't change his clothes deliberately. He was wearing the iconic windbreaker. His hairstyle was probably messed up by me, and he still maintained the bosozoku hairstyle combed back , Looking at the untimely wildness, even though a long mosaic is painted on this part of the eyes, I believe that people who are familiar with it will definitely recognize that this guy is Osamu Dazai.

This cross-dressing is not so much a display of the victims.

Are the former and current port mafia planning to round up the column "If you don't gossip, you will die"?

For example, on the headlines, one dollar.

"The quality of the hairspray is good." Hinata Zao glanced lazily at Dazai Osamu's photo. He had never seen Dazai Osamu and naturally did not recognize it.

"It is said that it was blown by the hurricane blown by that giant cat." Jingzi said naturally without a stand, "It's really amazing, and it can save a lot of money."

"For Jingzi, the latter half of the sentence is the truth." It was Yuecheng Xuetu who spoke. The three of them have appeared on several shows, and they are very familiar with each other, and it is easy to make jokes.

"Hahaha, I hate it, you're talking nonsense." Kyoko waved his hand.

"Speaking of which, this cat monster is probably far better skilled than the port mafia that has been focusing on bald men in the Mediterranean for 100 years."

"Has this stalk not passed?" Yuecheng Snow Rabbit said in surprise.

Taking advantage of the situation, Jingzi changed the subject, and turned to ask Yuecheng Xuetu, "You look very tired recently, Xuetu-kun," and asked with a gossiping face, "Then let me ask a question that will make most people understand. The girl's heartbreak is over, do you have a girlfriend?"

When asked this question, Yuecheng Snow Rabbit’s expression did not change, and he smiled, “It’s a dangerous question, I don’t have a girlfriend.” After a pause, he added, “The reason I’m so tired recently is because I started doing infrastructure construction. .”

Hyugazao next to him has been leaning lazily on the back of the chair. If he hadn't been worried about the live broadcast, he would have been on the verge of prying Erlang's legs. Hearing this, he sat up slightly and turned his face to Yuecheng Snow Rabbit .

"Hey, from the looks of it, Mr. Zao seems to be working on infrastructure." Moon City Snow Rabbit said with a smile.

Hyugazao's performance was too eye-catching, and it was normal for Yuecheng Xuetu to find out.

Hearing this, Hyugazao was stunned for a moment, glanced at the direction of the camera, and frowned, "Why are you moving bricks at which construction site?"

Kyoko next to him was taken aback, "Huh?"

Amidst this gag, the episode passed.

It seems that Yuecheng Snow Rabbit must have entered that world too. I don't know if it's pure carelessness or scheming, so he said this in this much-anticipated program, or it has some other purpose.

However, Hinata Zao doesn't seem to want people to know this. Judging from his skill as [Sakamoto Cooking], he should not be afraid of anyone, but I thought, there is a woman in his family Now, it's not incomprehensible.

I'm still thinking.

Saiki Kuniharu had already started to move over slowly, "Kusuo Ameng, hehehe." He showed a "you understand" smile.

……

The duration of the column "If you don't gossip, you will die" is relatively short, but if you watch it from the beginning to the end, it is difficult to catch the tram to work.

In the end, it's just the interaction between the host and the guests, so it's fine if you don't watch it.

"Eh? How can this work? Isn't this the same as drinking yogurt without licking the lid?" Qi Muguochun said righteously.

Because Saiki Kurumi nodded in agreement, so I reluctantly agreed.

But even in the days when there is no "Gossip or Die" column, he still hopes that I will teleport over there.

I was hugged by the thigh, and I couldn't get rid of it. I wasted time with him. I might as well just teleport there. I had no choice but to take him to work in the voice of my mother Saiki Kurumi's "Go all the way".

He works in an office building, which is monitored. I originally sent him to the top floor, but the number of times was too high. Once, the security guard at the door ran over with a confused face and asked Qi Mu Guochun why he came out but not after he went in. , I sent him to a nearby alley.

For such a 5-minute journey, just walk over by yourself. If you don’t need your legs, you can also give them to others.

Today is Saturday, I originally planned to go back to watch suspense TV, although things are still messy with Osamu Dazai, but I have worked hard to fight against Osamu Dazai's hair roots, at this time, let me take it easy Take half a day off.

But at this time, Saiki Kuniharu suddenly said, "Kusuo, do you want to visit my work, Dad?"

Saiki Kuniharu is the editor of a manga club. Although the name is very close to "jump", it is just a small manga club that is not popular. In addition, there are also editors like Qi Mu Kuniharu who can make manga artists turn manga into hodgepodge , To be honest, I can feel that Qi Mu Guochun was not fired, probably because of his superb shoe licking skills.

But being a cartoonist under his command is really too miserable, he will not live for the rest of his life, it would be better to find another way to make a living as soon as possible.

I originally wanted to refuse, but at the door, I saw Linghuan Xinlong leading Shigeo Kageyama and Takashi Natsume chatting with the security guard, and the green lump next to him was a small dimple.

Last night, I came back late, Natsume Takashi and Kageyama Shigeo both had the same type of dark circles on their faces, Kageyama Shigeo, who fell asleep even later, had his head bit by bit, Natsume Takashi didn't, and stood by Kageyama Kageo on purpose In front of him, his head leaned against Natsume Takashi's back, and he fell asleep after a while.

The reason why they appeared here could not be that Ling Huan Xinlong brought the two children out to play, even if they came to play, they would not come here. There is only one reason that can be thought of, that is, there is a commission.

I remembered that in the morning, Shigeo Kageyama did send me a message telling me that there was a commission in the morning.

I turned my head and asked Qi Mu Guochun, "Recently, is there any problem in your building?"

Qi Mu Guochun is a nervous person. After thinking for a long time, he patted the palm of his right hand with his left hand and said, "Ah, it's been too much recently. There are always people scribbling in the toilet, writing something like "Go to hell, go to hell" Graffiti like that." When he said these words, he felt scared slowly, "Hey, isn't this very wrong? Kusuo Ameng save me!"

Saiki Kuniharu's yelling attracted the attention of others, and even Kageyama Shigeo was woken up. He rubbed his sleepy eyes, and the pattern of Natsume Takashi's clothes was printed on the corner of his mouth, like half of beard.

"Why are you here, brat?" Ling Huan Xinlong walked over and asked.

"This is my child, why can't he be here?" Qi Mu Guochun asked bluntly, "I brought it to see my work."

Ignoring the burning momentum of the two of them, I asked Natsume Takashi, "Is there any problem here?"

As Saiki Kuniharu said before, Natsume Takashi and Kageyama Shigeo haven't noticed the smell of evil spirits or monsters in the scribbles in the toilet, maybe it's just someone playing a prank.

I didn't pay attention to this.

But since the two of them are here, I can't just teleport back to watch suspense dramas.

After all, I haven't given Shigeo Kageyama an explanation for what happened last night. It's not that simple to just pretend to be stupid, especially if you are stared at by their two pairs of eyes, you will feel like you have let down the two cats.

Ah, if it's a real cat, I don't feel anything. I believe that if anyone can hear the cat's heartfelt voice, "Oh, stupid human beings, come and worship my cat's claws", this love will be There will be a discount.

During such a period of time, Qi Mu Kuniharu seemed to have changed his core, "Ah, I didn't expect to be Kusuo's friend."

[It’s incredible that Kusuo’s character would have friends. 】

Hey hey, I heard it all.

Next time, just be late.

We entered the office building together.

The office building is very old, so it is a bit damp.

Only Ling Huan Xinlong nodded from time to time, sniffed his nose from time to time, and tried very hard to find evil spirits or monsters. Compared with him, we people are simply weak.

However, there is also some embarrassment. Although this office building is small, there are not many people working in it. Only the powerful Xinlong Linghuan has such a big heart.

But if you don't look at the road well, you can't do it. Sure enough, Linghuan Xinlong bumped into someone.

There is nothing wrong with Linghuan Xinlong being tall and burly, but the person hit by him was very thin, and he was knocked to the ground in an instant, and the documents in his hand were scattered all over the floor.

Ling Huan Xinlong quickly squatted down, helped him pick it up, and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm not..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the man hastily gathered the documents on the ground together, and then snatched the documents from Ling Huan Xinlong's hand. He lowered his head and couldn't see his face clearly, but he could see the documents hanging on his chest. The sign with the unpretentious name "Ichiro Yamamura".

Ichiro Yamamura didn't even take the elevator and went straight up the stairs.

Ling Huan Xinlong touched his face, "Do I look so scary?"

I looked at Ichiro Yamamura's back and didn't say much.

Linghuan Xinlong wants to meet the client first, who is the manager of this office building.

Qi Muguochun and I went to his office first, and after getting permission, we can wander around.

I won't break anything, if Qi Mu Guochun breaks it, just tell me.

There is a man in sanitary clothes in the office doing hygiene.

Qi Mu Guochun asked: "I don't seem to have seen you?"

The man took off his mask and said energetically, "I am Yato, the delivery god that saves money, is fast and reassuring!! Five yuan will solve any of your problems."

"Wow, it's so cheap, do health companies use gods as gimmicks now?"

Qi Mu Guochun didn't care about the word "God" in his mouth at all.

The author has something to say: Wisdom teeth are inflamed, tongue has sores, this taste is really sour QAQ