One hour in the life of a superhuman

I originally wanted to throw Dazai Osamu on the ground, but before that, he pretended to be unconscious and lifted my mask.

After I became a cat, I'm not sure if a cat can use its front paws to hug people. If I think of this picture, it's probably a vicious Kumamon hugging people, etc. It's better to imagine it as a cat. Isn't it the plot of the famous animation?

But I wouldn't take Osamu Dazai to an empire full of cats, I would just loosen my paws and let him slam his ass down hard and squat down.

I casually let go of my paws, but Osamu Dazai looked like a monkey with long arms and legs and most importantly, he could climb trees. His hands and feet were hanging upside down on my hand, like a caterpillar lying on a branch. The sense of sight immediately disgusted me, and I threw Osamu Dazai off with the two tails behind him.

Although it is part of my transformation, as a cat, I don’t like wagging my tail very much. It is also a bit difficult to control two tails, so I slapped twice, it was definitely not my intention, it was just an operation error.

It took two tails to slap Osamu Dazai off my body, and Wuzhi felt relaxed.

I put the little mask first and hold it down with the cat's paw.

Because I am not sure about the size of Maoyou, but some murals and ancient legends always say that the bigger the better, so my current size of Maoyou is much larger than my human shape, and compared to my size, the mask looks very Small.

In addition to honing my acting skills for Dazai Osamu, I also had to learn how to use the huge cat paws to grasp the extremely small mask for Dazai Osamu, and I had to ensure that it would not be scratched.

Due to my superpowers, sports like playing basketball can exhaust my energy, and I have never been good at this kind of delicate language.

There was a "click", and after hearing this small sound, I felt bad.

Sure enough, I raised my left paw, and a broken mask was hanging on the paw, and a hole had already been poked out by me.

If a hole is made in the middle, only the forehead is exposed, unless Dazai Osamu can remember even the tiny lines on the forehead, otherwise there is still no possibility of recognition.

Osamu Dazai is unlikely to be as talented as me, right?

Maybe I've been thinking about it for too long.

Kageyama Shigeo on the side let out a "poof" laugh, he had tried hard to cover his mouth with his hands, but his shoulders and even his whole body were trembling.

[Sai Mu-kun, this is too cute. 】

It has nothing to do with cat control or not. Kageyama Shigeo simply felt that I was in a state of doubting cat life because I stepped on the mask.

...Hey, no matter how you look at it, my expression should be normal and expressionless.

I really don't know how Kageyama Shigeo can see this kind of emoticon from a giant cat face, maybe it can only be attributed to his low laugh point, but in fact we got together before, Linghuan Xinlong When telling jokes, almost Natsume Takashi Kageyama Shigeo and I, the three of us, with six eyes, stared at Linghuan Xinlong without blinking, without any smile.

In the end, Natsume Takashi was worried that Linghuan Xinlong would not be able to step down, so he laughed dryly a few times.

At such a time, Kageyama Shigeo would still not understand Natsume Takashi's difficulties in order to protect the face of Reigen Shinryong, and asked very seriously, "Eh? Why did you suddenly laugh?"

It is such a person, in fact, it should be a little strange.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my expression.

After confirming that the mask should not be too damaged and barely usable, I struggled to put the mask on myself with my claws.

Obviously watching the cat wash its face with its paws, it is very dexterous, but when it comes to me, I always feel that I can bring the mask into the eyes. Don't blow the watch, I still use two tails to assist.

It’s different from beating Osamu Dazai at the beginning, ahem, getting Osamu Dazai off, now I’m familiar with the road, and I rolled up the mask with my tail, and the two tails covered my face like a handkerchief. Of course, this is just A drop in the bucket, my current face is really as big as a washbasin, no exaggeration.

So there is no aesthetic feeling of still holding the pipa half-hidden, on the contrary it is a bit funny.

This can be seen from the puffed cheeks of Shigeo Kageyama.

He and I, the boat of friendship has capsized.

Hey, hey, is there any friendship between us?

I didn't care about Shigeo Kageyama, first slowly shrunk his figure, and only after the cat's face was completely covered by the mask did he return to his human form.

When I transformed, clothes were not included. It seemed to be for the sake of harmony. It should be said that new abilities or improvements made clothes appear naturally.

It's perfect except for a hole where I poke the mask in the center of the forehead.

After turning back into a human form, I said again, "What are you going to do?"

Osamu Dazai was taken aback, and then smiled, "Because it's my first princess hug, so I wanted to see which kawaii little sister it was, but I didn't expect it to be a cat."

Lies, let’s not talk about what the first princess hug is. When I was breastfeeding, I first mentioned it. The princess hugged the guy.

...By the way, why do I have to think so seriously about Osamu Dazai's princess hug?

Who cares about his princess hug!

He was taken into the pit again.

It is said that offending youkai is a miserable time, so maybe I can take this opportunity to beat up Osamu Dazai.

I am not a kind and righteous camp. I originally wanted to do what I wanted, but there was still Shigeo Kageyama next to me, so I couldn’t do too much. He is not allowed to use superpowers to bully ordinary people.

But wait, is Osamu Dazai an ordinary person?

I first told Shigeo Kageyama telepathically, 【This guy is a former mafia and a superhuman. 】

Kageyama Shigeo replied, 【Huh?It looked nothing like it. 】

[Like the kind of guy who relies on his beautiful mouth to eat soft food. 】

I was stunned to see blood, Mr. Longtao.

When I saw Osamu Dazai for the first time, it was not enough to feel this way. He was always able to walk among women, seemingly frivolous but heartless, and always felt like a playboy who had been surrounded by women all his life.

I didn't say bad things about Osamu Dazai with Shigeo Kageyama, one is that I don't bother to do this, and the other is that it's unnecessary, it's just enough to say hello like this, as long as I don't do too much, I don't think so. meddle.

The private conversation with Shigeo Kageyama lasted only a few seconds.

I gave all my attention to Osamu Dazai again, "Are you provoking me?"

When I said this, there was a sudden gust of wind around me, and the sky that was originally full of stars seemed to have been dramatically covered with a layer of black cloth. Without the decoration of stars, the surroundings were pitch black, and I couldn't see my fingers.

This darkness does not affect my eyesight. My eyes seem to have night vision function, so I can see clearly.

Shigeo Kageyama is the same as me, although if we really want to talk about the number of super powers, it should not be as many as mine, but this darkness is still no problem for him.

I can make sure that Osamu Dazai is completely invisible in this darkness, but he didn't panic at all, his wide sleeves were rustled by the wind, and he bared his teeth and claws, like a ghost behind him.

It seemed that nothing would pass through his heart, whether fear, panic or joy, became a mass of emotionless mud.

This guy is the complete opposite of me.

If it is simply to make the sky dark, such a child's trick is naturally impossible.

I have long wanted to have a typhoon in Yokohama, but this kind of extreme weather will hurt innocent passers-by A, B, C, D. It’s not that I can’t take this into account, but it’s too much for Dazai Osamu’s wig. .

But now we are in the wilderness, the weather is right (at night), the location is right (there is no one nearby), and the people are harmonious (Dazai and I). At this time, there is no need for a tornado to pour Dazai's face, and blow his hair even if he has no hair. Will there be such a good opportunity?

Naturally, I have to roll up my sleeves and let the air blow.

As I thought this way, the wind around me grew stronger and stronger with my thoughts.

For a handsome person, even if the wind blows his hairline back, it can't stop his handsomeness.

But what makes me unhappy is that even in such a strong wind, his kimono can almost be said to be hanging on his body instead of wearing it, but Osamu Dazai's hair roots are still very strong, and the roots are riveted with enough strength Sticking it on his scalp, he reckoned that even if he went to work as a programmer, he would not become a bald boy.

Hey, hey, it's all the fault of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

It was at this time that the wind became choked.

A boulder fell from above my head, and amidst Shigeo Kageyama's shout of "be careful", I teleported out of the area.

Not surprisingly, the one standing on the stone was Chuya Nakahara wearing the same mask.

His ability is to manipulate gravity, but in fact wind is the flow of air from high pressure to low pressure. Logically speaking, controlling wind should only be a branch of his ability.

However, compared to developing more other uses, Zhongyuanzhong should also prefer the option of stepping on stones to beat people.

"What did you do, you bald Mediterranean mackerel?" Nakahara was facing me, but he was speaking to Osamu Dazai.

My wind has not been completely eliminated. Osamu Dazai's mouth is full of wind. It sounds a bit vague, but I can still hear, "I snatched the mask of the giant cat."

Nakahara was also confused, he didn't see the scene where Osamu Dazai snatched my mask and I transformed afterwards, he just shouted, "Don't run around, it seems to be causing trouble."

According to Nakahara Chuya's psychological fluctuations, he and Dazai Osamu were also separated by the monsters' successive attacks during the monster carnival.

"Really, the fee is so high and the service is so poor." Nakahara Zhongya shouted.

Originally, the guy who attacked the slippery ghost Nuliang Lusheng was the exorcist who followed them.

It can be said that it was a scuffle between monsters and demon masters. Obviously, the onmyoji demon masters originally planned to hunt monsters, but Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also paid for it. Spend money to find guilt.

In this chaos, Nakahara gave up looking for Osamu Dazai, thinking that nothing would happen to this guy if he harmed him for thousands of years, so he left the demon city first.

When I teleported out, I intentionally stayed away from my home, and chose a location closer to Yokohama. According to the information I got from other monsters, it was not far from an exit of the monster city.

It wasn't just luck that Zhongyuan Zhong came here. When he came out, he met the exorcist who had tricked them, and the other party asked one of them who was good at astrology to help him find out the location.

Coupled with this strange wind, they rushed over and saved Osamu Dazai's hair.

Or Zhongyuan Zhongye should change his job to become a TONY teacher, the kind that specializes in hair care.

When we were confronting each other, there was a sudden loud noise at the entrance of the demon city in the distance.

The four of us looked up and saw the arrows flashing, the demon masters and the monsters fighting together, and there were screams everywhere.

A few words can be mixed, "The field family catches monsters and turns ugly and black!" The heart-piercing roar of the beauty-loving monsters makes everyone cry, and the little monsters run more happily for a while.

The port mafia has newly developed the hairdressing industry, and the exorcist is a ugliness industry that is keen on beautifying monsters and making them ugly.

Is this kind of dishonesty popular recently?

There is no way to continue this stalemate, so I took Shigero Kageyama and left first while the two of them were not paying attention.

As for what I used to give Osamu Dazai before, I didn’t have time to pay attention to the replaced memory. After all, it couldn’t be Shigeo Kageyama’s face, so I can check it later.

The author has something to say: Seventy draws, two big snakes and one Ibaraki came out, today is probably the luckiest time I played YYS ORZ