On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, pretending to think, half a second later he blinked and said: "Just eat it raw, whether it is stir-fried or braised in brown sauce will destroy your own delicious taste, you are so fat, even if you don't put any condiments, you should eat it raw." It was delicious."

As he spoke, he licked the corner of his mouth.

Shen Heqing: "..."

Shen Heqing couldn't help crying and laughing, the original charming and ambiguous atmosphere was instantly broken by Jiang Haiyan's words, even the little pink bubbles in the air disappeared, and it was not known whether Jiang Haiyan did it on purpose or not.

Looking at Jiang Haiyan's slightly expectant eyes, Shen Heqing sighed, and then smiled softly: "I'm not talking about eating that."

Jiang Haiyan blinked, with a pure face: "How did you eat you?"

"of course……"

Shen Heqing smiled lowly, then turned around and kissed Jiang Haiyan's soft cheek.

Soon, his lips gradually moved down and touched the corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth.

Jiang Haiyan blinked, but did not hide.

The next moment, Shen Heqing turned around, wrapped his arms around Jiang Haiyan's waist, lowered his head at the same time, and kissed Jiang Haiyan's lips again.

Jiang Haiyan opened his eyes slightly, he hesitated for a moment, but he still didn't push Shen Heqing away, instead he stretched out his hand and hooked Shen Heqing's neck.

Shen Heqing's eyes darkened slightly. After tossing and turning on Jiang Haiyan's lips for a moment, he stuck out the tip of his tongue and pried open Jiang Haiyan's teeth.

"Close your eyes..."

Seeing Jiang Haiyan's round eyes, Shen Heqing couldn't help laughing helplessly.

Jiang Haiyan blinked again, and then slowly closed his eyes.

Shen Heqing hugged Jiang Haiyan's waist tightly, almost rubbing Jiang Haiyan's whole body into his arms, and at the same time slowly deepened the kiss.

After the kiss was over, Jiang Haiyan felt that his whole body was about to melt into Shen Heqing's arms.

Shen Heqing looked down at Jiang Haiyan's slightly red earlobes in his arms, wishing he could rub Jiang Haiyan's whole body into his arms.

"I want to eat you..."

Shen Heqing touched Jiang Haiyan's earlobe with his fingertips, his voice was slightly low and hoarse.

Jiang Haiyan snorted, and said lazily, "It's really against you. You are called the underdog and the upright. It's a big treason."

"But what should I do if I just want to offend?" Shen Heqing looked down at Jiang Haiyan, and he pressed the tip of his nose against Jiang Haiyan's, "How do you want to punish me...Master?"

While Shen Heqing was speaking, the slightly hot breath sprayed on Jiang Haiyan's face, making Jiang Haiyan's face feel hot, and after hearing Shen Heqing's "Master", Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but blushed even more.

Jiang Haiyan pursed her lips: "... Shameless."

Although he has lived for so many years, Taotie is still a blank slate in terms of emotions, not much better than the average FFF group otaku. After all, he spent most of his life eating, because of his thoughts It's all about food, and even the basic needs of eating a full stomach have not been met, so how can we pursue any spiritual needs?

Shen He smiled faintly: "You can be a little more shameless."

As soon as he finished speaking, the hand on Jiang Haiyan's waist slid down a bit, and landed on Jiang Haiyan's slightly raised buttocks full of hints.

At this moment, even if Jiang Haiyan had no common sense, he immediately understood Shen Heqing's hint. He hesitated and reached out to push Shen Heqing away, but the next moment, Shen Heqing bowed his head and kissed him again.

Shen Heqing's kiss seemed to have an irresistible magic power, when Jiang Haiyan was dazed by Shen Heqing's kiss, he couldn't help but think so.

Jiang Haiyan's struggle gradually weakened.

However, at this moment-

"What is the taste?"

Although he was dizzy from being kissed by Shen Heqing, Jiang Haiyan's sense of smell was still very keen. The moment he smelled the strange smell in the air, he immediately opened his eyes and asked with a blank face.

Only then did Shen Heqing reluctantly let go of Jiang Haiyan's lips, and also sniffed the smell in the air, and then...

"The vegetables are mushy." He turned around silently and said lightly.

"The vegetables are burnt? The vegetables are actually burnt!"

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and then he quickly realized that when he entered the kitchen just now, Shen Heqing seemed to be still cooking, and it was the coke chicken wings that he liked to eat.

"My cola chicken wings... are mushy!" Jiang Haiyan looked helplessly at the scorched chicken wings that had become mushy at the bottom of the pot, and accused Shen Heqing with aggrieved eyes, "It's all your fault! Cook well when you're cooking!"

Shen Heqing shrugged: "Well, it's all my fault."

"It's all your fault, my cola chicken wings are all mushy," Jiang Haiyan complained again, and then he bit his finger and glanced at Shen Heqing, "Actually, I can eat mushy cola chicken wings..." Don't say it's just fried Even if the food is moldy, expired and poisonous, he can eat it, but since Shen Heqing took control of his kitchen, Jiang Haiyan never let Jiang Haiyan eat those expired and spoiled food.

"No," Shen Heqing cruelly rejected Jiang Haiyan's pitiful request, "Throw it away if it's mushy, and if you really want to eat it, I'll fry it up again."

Jiang Haiyan bit her finger and said, "It's a pity to lose it, it's still edible."

Shen Heqing smiled helplessly, and pointed to a few dishes on the sink beside him: "If you are really hungry, eat some other dishes to fill your stomach first, and I will fry a plate of coke chicken wings."

"... Then it's such a happy decision!" When Jiang Haiyan's eyes shifted to the beer duck, braised pork ribs, and sweet and sour fish, he immediately forgot about the pot of fried Coke chicken wings.

After Shen Heqing dumped the fried coke chicken wings into the trash can, he took out several boxes of new frozen chicken wings from the refrigerator. It is worth mentioning that Jiang Haiyan's refrigerator is very big, and there is a kitchen There are several refrigerators in the house. When Jiang Haiyan was the only one, his refrigerator was always stuffed with all kinds of quick-frozen food. Since Shen Heqing came, Jiang Haiyan’s refrigerators were all The fresh ingredients are filled, and Jiang Haiyan is quite satisfied with this change.

Jiang Haiyan brought a plate of braised pork ribs, while squatting in front of the sink to eat the braised pork ribs, while admiring Shen Heqing's busy back, he was quite happy.

While Shen Heqing was busy processing the frozen chicken wings, he told Jiang Haiyan without looking back: "Don't eat the bones, spit them out."

Jiang Haiyan gnawed on his bones and asked puzzledly, "Why? What a waste."

Shen Heqing smiled helplessly: "Most people don't swallow the bones when they eat braised pork ribs."

Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "But I am not an ordinary person." He is an ancient fierce beast gluttonous!

"Since you are a human being in the world, you'd better be a mortal," Shen He said flatly, "You should do as the Romans do."

"Don't worry, I will definitely do as the Romans do in front of outsiders, but you are not an outsider!" Jiang Haiyan continued to chew his bones.

Shen He paused for a moment, then he smiled helplessly: "Okay, as long as you are happy."

He was obviously pleased by Jiang Haiyan's sentence "You are not an outsider".

Jiang Haiyan quickly finished the big plate of braised pork ribs. He licked his fingertips unsatisfied, sniffed again, sniffed the scent in the air, and then looked intoxicated.

While Shen Heqing was still making Coca-Cola chicken wings, Jiang Haiyan took out his phone, which he hadn't touched for a long time, and happily checked Weibo.

Because of the alliance's proficient license exam, he hadn't touched a mobile phone for several days. As an Internet addicted teenager, he couldn't hold back his eager heart.

As soon as Jiang Haiyan opened Weibo, he was immediately shaken by the amount of information that rushed to his face.

"I haven't been on Weibo for a few days, and I feel that the world has changed. The world is changing so fast that I can't keep up with the rhythm." There are so many big news in the circle, why do those stars in the entertainment industry always want to make big news? Either a certain star cheated or a certain singer cheated... Wow, the scumbag director of the movie that Xiao Xianyou filmed before He actually cheated on him again, and was caught and raped by his little wife who was in the upper class on the spot, and even called a group of gangsters to beat up the scumbag, beat the scumbag until he was paralyzed and even kicked his balls..."

Watching the news, Jiang Haiyan subconsciously felt his balls go cold, and then he silently clamped his legs.

That scumbag director's reputation on Weibo was stinky because of the previous cheating that killed his original partner, and this time the cheating incident made him like a mouse crossing the street on Weibo and everyone shouted and beat him.

However, because he originally had a certain status in the entertainment circle, although his reputation is notorious, there are still countless actors who want to cooperate with him, and they flock to him. Every time he is photographed by the paparazzi, he always has big-name bags and various luxury items in his hands.

But after this incident of cheating again, the scumbag director was not only removed by many investors on the grounds that he was not good in character and morals, but also had a bad reputation in the entertainment industry. When he woke up, a lot of scandals about his little wife broke out in a fit of anger, nothing more than hanging around nightclubs, cheating and stealing food, and soon his wife also exposed him through the paparazzi. More peachy black material, the two attacked each other and broke the black material, and it was very lively for a while, and the names of the two almost occupied the entire Weibo.

"Tsk tsk, what a good show!" Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, "...It really is a cycle of karma, and the retribution is not good."

Jiang Haiyan finished scrolling through this big news, and soon posted a new big news.

"Zheng?" He paused for a moment, and then continued to read, "Zheng Tuhao, the chairman of the Zheng family, announced that he will donate all his property to charity funds after his death. The future heir of the Zheng family has mysteriously disappeared for several days. Tu Hao's move is suspected to be related to this matter..."

"That guy Zheng Youqian actually eloped with that black-scaled merman. I thought it was just a way to delay the attack." He was a little surprised. "I really can't see it. Could it be that guy is in Stockholm?"

"That guy Xiao Xianyou is actually having a scandal, and the rumored object is still his fellow apprentice. Let me look at the photo... Well, he looks quite cute."

Just when Jiang Haiyan was immersed in Weibo, Shen Heqing had already fried a plate of Coca-Cola Chicken Wings, and was currently serving them. After hearing Jiang Haiyan's words, he couldn't help frowning slightly: "Which type do you like?"

Jiang Haiyan looked up at the plate of cola chicken wings in Shen Heqing's hand, his eyes were straightened, and then looked at Shen Heqing's expression, he immediately cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Of course it's impossible! I don't like her What type!"

"Then which type do you like?" Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows.

Jiang Haiyan snorted: "Ask knowingly..."

"Then say it again, I like to hear it." Shen Heqing smiled lightly.

"Don't talk, don't talk, I'll give you back," Jiang Haiyan turned his head away, "I'm hungry, let's eat!"

In order to reward Jiang Haiyan, Shen Heqing cooked a whole table of sumptuous meals. Jiang Haiyan took his big bowl, stuffed a mouthful of rice into his mouth with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "The happiest thing in life is Let's have a big meal!"

Shen He smiled lightly and said: "The happiest thing in life is to have a big meal with your sweetheart."

Jiang Haiyan almost choked on the rice in his mouth, he silently stared at Shen Heqing, blushing and didn't say a word.

"Originally, I planned to cook you a sumptuous meal after you passed the test for the license to become a master of the alliance, but now that the test for the license to become a master of the alliance has been suspended, there is no other way," Shen Heqing said, moving naturally Gradually put vegetables into Jiang Haiyan's big bowl.

Jiang Haiyan stuffed a bunch of rice, and said vaguely: "What should I do if the exam is suspended? Do you want to take the exam again next year?"

"Maybe," Shen Heqing shook his head, and said with a wry smile, "Once the battle between good and evil breaks out, I'm afraid the exam for the alliance's fine-tuning license will be postponed indefinitely. I don't know how many years this battle will last, maybe how long." Years, maybe a hundred years, maybe...there will be no more exams for the alliance to become elites." If the cultivation world is wiped out in this battle between righteousness and demons, then naturally there will be no more alliances to become elites in the cultivation world The license exam is over.

"It's halfway through the exam, and it's suddenly suspended. It's too foolish!" Jiang Haiyan's focus is obviously different from that of others, "Fortunately, this exam was originally organized by the Cultivator Alliance, and the Cultivator Alliance is the Cultivation World. It is the only official organization, otherwise people will complain that they will lose their underwear.”

Shen Heqing smiled helplessly: "This is also a last resort, and now the entire cultivation world is probably worried about how to deal with demon cultivators."

Jiang Haiyan disapproved: "It's just a demon cultivator, there's nothing to be afraid of. Although they are powerful, we have a lot of people! It's really not possible, isn't there me?"

"Well," Shen Heqing smiled lightly, "It's really not possible, you can still close the door and let the gluttons go."

"Well, close the door and let the gluttonous... huh?!"

Shen Heqing calmly picked up a large piece of meat for Jiang Haiyan: "Eat meat."

With Jiang Haiyan, a super foodie, the sumptuous meal on the table was quickly wiped out by the two of them.

"After being hungry for so long, I can finally have something to fill my stomach." Jiang Haiyan patted his stomach, satisfied, "Although the game is not bad, the food at home is still delicious!"

"I took a job, and I will go out to work in the next month," Shen Heqing also reached out and touched Jiang Haiyan's stomach, "But I will come back every day to cook for you, don't worry, I won't starve you. "

"Well, it's good," Jiang Haiyan nodded, and said seriously, "You earn money to support your family outside, and I'm as beautiful as a flower at home."

Shen Heqing: "..."

"What's wrong?" Jiang Haiyan blinked, "Do you have any comments?"

"No," Shen He smiled lightly, "I will make good money to support you, you just need to be a vase at home."

"Even if I'm a vase, it's at the antique level, the most valuable kind," Jiang Haiyan slumped on the sofa, like a salted fish, "...By the way, I checked my mailbox just now, and many people sent me emails When it comes to cooperation matters, my eyes are blurred."

"I'll take a look for you later."

"Well, I just want to take a job where I can eat and eat all the time."

"I'll help you choose."

"Don't run around all the time and exercise too much. It's better to lie down or sit all the time."

"……I try my best."

"It's so kind of you."

"It's good to know."

"mwah."

As soon as Jiang Haiyan finished speaking, Shen Heqing pushed him down on the sofa.

Shen Heqing put his hands on Jiang Haiyan's shoulders, and after a low laugh, he slowly bent down, pressed Jiang Haiyan down and kissed him heartily.

It wasn't until Jiang Haiyan was dizzy and about to suffocate that Shen Heqing let go of Jiang Haiyan, and said with a light smile, "...as you wish."

Jiang Haiyan touched the corners of his slightly swollen lips, and snorted softly: "Kiss as soon as you say kiss, and don't give anyone any psychological preparation..."

"Obviously you took the initiative to invite me." Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows.

Jiang Haiyan accuses Shen Heqing silently with small eyes, can that be considered an invitation?Obviously just being polite!

Shen Heqing pondered for a moment, then said seriously: "Then let me know before we kiss next time?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his mouth and moaned: "...Go wash the dishes!" This kind of topic is really embarrassing.

Shen Heqing smiled, picked up the dishes on the table and turned into the kitchen.

Jiang Haiyan lay on the sofa in the posture of being pushed down, and after thinking about life for a while, he got up silently, stretched himself, turned and went into the bathroom.

After putting in the hot water, Jiang Haiyan soaked in the bathtub and let out a long sigh of relief. During the few days of the exam, he hadn't taken a good bath. Now that he has the bathtub and hot water, he feels the whole body Everyone came alive.

Jiang Haiyan stretched out his limbs in the bathtub. He squinted his eyes contentedly while humming a song. He was so comfortable that he was about to fall asleep. After an unknown amount of time, the door of the bathroom suddenly opened.

The next moment, Shen Heqing walked in slowly.

"I'm taking a bath," Jiang Haiyan lay in the bathtub, the hot water at a suitable temperature made all the pores on his body open, and he hummed in comfort, "I'm still taking a bath, do you want to take a bath too? Then you can come in later..."

"I'll wash with you."

Shen Heqing's voice was slightly low, he said with a chuckle, and slowly closed the bathroom door.

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Jiang Haiyan opened his eyes and glanced at Shen Heqing: "Why do you want to wash together?"

Shen Heqing said solemnly: "This can save water."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Tell the truth."

"...you can play in the water."

Jiang Haiyan immediately looked distressed: "In broad daylight, the world is bright! You actually want to prostitute yourself in the daytime! I didn't expect you to be such a hamster! I misread you!"

Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows and began to take off his clothes. He slowly unbuttoned his shirt with his slender and beautiful fingers, one after another, slowly going down, slowly revealing his collarbone, chest, and abdominal muscles ...

Jiang Haiyan suddenly remembered Shen Heqing's round and plump original shape, which made him swallow subconsciously.

But obviously, Shen Heqing's appearance and movements at this moment are more aggressive than the original form of the stupid and cute hamster. While unbuttoning his buttons, he looked at Jiang Haiyan with deeper eyes, which were slightly darker than usual, as if The large beast stared at its favorite prey, revealing an indescribable sense of danger.

Soon, he took off his shirt.

When meeting Shen Heqing's eyes, Jiang Haiyan suddenly had a feeling that the positions of the hunter and the prey were reversed...

He couldn't help being in a daze, and when he came back to his senses, Shen Heqing had already finished taking off, and had already walked to the bathtub.

"Let me wipe your back for you." Shen Heqing's voice was a little hoarse.

"No need, I can reach it myself!" Jiang Haiyan blinked.

"You can't clean it yourself," Shen Heqing smiled, "It's okay, it's very comfortable."

Jiang Haiyan: "..." Is there anything strange about this sentence?

Before Jiang Haiyan refused, Shen Heqing took a step forward and stepped into the bathtub with one leg. His legs were long and straight. When he stepped into the bathtub, the water level in the bathtub rose a little.

"Come on, let me rub your back."

Shen Heqing stepped into the bathtub.

Jiang Haiyan shrank back silently: "No need..."

Shen Heqing laughed softly, he had already entered the bathtub, and the water in the bathtub that was already full overflowed immediately, he supported the bathtub wall behind Jiang Haiyan with one hand, and almost shrunk himself into a ball Jiang Haiyan leaned over.

"Calm down! Don't get excited," Jiang Haiyan blinked quietly, trying to make a final struggle, "If you get too excited, you will return to your original shape..."

"Don't worry," Shen Heqing's voice was low and hoarse, "I can restrain myself."

Jiang Haiyan's eyes widened in an instant: "But you clearly..."

"I'm usually training," Shen He said indifferently, "I just need to imagine those scenes more. At the beginning, I really couldn't restrain myself, but later I was able to maintain the human form perfectly from the beginning to the end. Knowing how it works when you actually do it...now it's time to see how hard training works."

Jiang Haiyan blinked blankly: "You usually train... this?"

"The only problem now is you," Shen Heqing smiled lowly, "... I hope you can control it, and don't suddenly change back to your original shape halfway through."

"...Are you kidding! Only you youngsters can't help but change back to their original form?" Jiang Haiyan snorted, he is a glutton!Ancient beast!The legendary ancient beast gluttonous! ! !How could he be so worthless?It's just a joke! ! !

"That's good," Shen He smiled lightly, "Then I can come here as much as I want."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Fuck, it seems like something is going to go wrong...