On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Because Dai Xiongmao was the last person to step into the teleportation array, the moment his huge body rushed towards the teleportation array, due to inertia, he knocked down the two people who were originally standing in the teleportation array.

So Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing were crushed under the giant panda.

Just now, Jiang Haiyan, who was gloating about the group of demon cultivators being crushed by the giant panda, only felt black in front of his eyes at one moment, and was crushed to the ground by a huge monster falling from the sky at the next moment.

When Jiang Haiyan recovered from the huge impact, he found that he was pressed at the bottom, not only Shen Heqing was pressed on him, but also Dai Xiongmao's huge body was pressed, and he was completely reduced to two. Human cushioning pads.

"Get up! You are dead!"

Shen Heqing put his hands on the ground subconsciously, trying to get up, but he was firmly pressed down by the giant panda from the waist down.

"Get up." He frowned slightly, and said coldly to Dai Xiongmao who was pressing on him.

"Oh, my old waist..." Dai Xiongmao lay on his stomach with his limbs wide open, dizzy and turned for a long time, and then he got up from Shen Heqing with a whimper, "I haven't worked so hard for so many years... It’s really unbearable!”

As soon as Dai Xiongmao got up, Shen Heqing immediately got up from Jiang Haiyan's body, and at the same time stretched out his hand to pull Jiang Haiyan up.

"My old waist is about to break, you two guys are too heavy!" Jiang Haiyan also supported his waist and moaned, "Don't you know that waist is very important to a man?"

"That's not what I thought, it's all because of those demon cultivators!" Speaking of this, Dai Xiongmao couldn't help but sighed deeply, his expression became quite dignified, "It seems that the real people in the cultivation world The great war between demons is inevitable, and the catastrophe that happened 1000 years ago is about to repeat itself."

Shen Heqing stretched out his hand to rub Jiang Haiyan's waist very naturally, while showing a dignified expression.

"What are you afraid of? The soldiers will block you, and the water will cover you with earth." Jiang Haiyan didn't take it seriously. While accepting Shen Heqing's waist massage service calmly, he said indifferently, "There must be a way for a car to reach the mountain, and it will be straight for a boat when it reaches the bridge."

"It would be great if that's the case," Dai Xiongmao sighed again, and then he smiled wryly, "If what the female demon cultivator said just now is true, the demon leader who leads them is really Venerable Linyuan..."

"Impossible," Jiang Haiyan said without expression, "Valentine Linyuan is dead, he died 1000 years ago, and I saw him die with my own eyes."

"Moxiu has always been scheming..." Dai Xiongmao frowned, "Maybe he avoided your eyes..."

"Impossible," Jiang Haiyan categorically denied, "Honor Linyuan's soul body was torn apart by my own hands, which is almost equivalent to his soul flying away. What tricks are you playing under my nose?"

The two couldn't help but fell silent at the same time, and after a while, Dai Xiongmao suddenly asked.

"You just said that you killed Venerable Linyuan yourself? What's going on here?"

As the chairman of the Alliance of Cultivators, and also the most powerful demon cultivator in the comprehension world so far, it is impossible for Dai Xiongmao not to be concerned about this matter. After all, as we all know, Venerable Linyuan is the most powerful demon cultivator in the past 1000 years. No one can beat him, not even the head of Kunlun Sect, the number one sect in the cultivation world, can't figure out what kind of realm Venerable Linyuan's cultivation level has reached... Who can defeat Venerable Linyuan Such a powerful magician with unpredictable strength?

If Jiang Haiyan really defeated Venerable Linyuan...

So Jiang Haiyan... Who the hell is he?

Jiang Haiyan stretched his waist, and said lazily: "It's a long story..."

Dai Xiongmao nodded his head, pretending to be listening attentively.

"...So let's not talk about it at all."

Dai Xiongmao: "..."

Dai Xiongmao's face darkened, and his expression was very serious: "If Venerable Linyuan was really killed by you, tell me what happened 1000 years ago! You can't tolerate such a thing as a joke!"

"Why am I lying to you?" Jiang Haiyan smiled lazily, "It's just that the hero doesn't mention the courage of the past, so there is nothing to say."

Seeing that Dai Xiongmao's face became more and more solemn, and the small eyeballs in the pair of dark circles almost popped out, Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "Okay, just say it."

Jiang Haiyan glanced at Shen Heqing, was silent for a while, and then said casually: "1000 years ago, a friend of mine and I teamed up to defeat Venerable Linyuan, and my friend killed Linyuan at the cost of losing his soul. The body of the venerable, and I defeated the soul of the venerable Linyuan. At that time, the venerable Linyuan had already lost his soul, and those who had lost their souls would not enter reincarnation, and even had no chance of reincarnation. It can't be Venerable Linyuan."

Listening to Jiang Haiyan's understatement, Dai Xiongmao couldn't help frowning. He stretched out his fat and short paws to touch his chin, obviously lost in thought.

Just like what Jiang Haiyan said just now, if Venerable Linyuan really lost his soul, then the devil who suddenly appeared could not be Venerable Linyuan. Even Daluo Jinxian, once his soul disappeared, he would not be able to enter reincarnation unless...

"Could it be that he used some soul-condensing magic weapon behind his back?"

Hearing the word "soul condensing magic weapon", Jiang Haiyan's eyes darkened, he paused, and flatly denied it: "Impossible, after my friend and Venerable Linyuan died together, I stayed in place for seven days and seven nights, and there was no harm at all. Seeing other demon cultivators appearing with soul condensing magic weapons, and Lin Yuan is suspicious by nature, he can't trust other demon cultivators, and he will definitely not hand over his life to other demon cultivators."

There is one thing he didn't say, after that white-clothed cultivator lost his soul, he tried his best to find the legendary soul-condensing magic weapon. Although he finally found it after going through all kinds of hardships, it was a pity that it was too late. The soul has almost dissipated a long time ago. Even if he used the soul-condensing magic weapon to condense the soul for nine days and nine nights, he could only condense it into a fragment-sized remnant soul... He could only achieve such a result with all his efforts, let alone Is it that group of heartless demon cultivators?

Dai Xiongmao looked thoughtful: "That's true. It is said that Venerable Linyuan is suspicious by nature, and even his closest confidantes can't believe it. People like him really don't seem like people who would entrust their lives to others. ..." It is said that a long time ago in the world of comprehension, there was a blacksmith with outstanding talent and aptitude. That blacksmith forged a magic weapon that could condense the soul, and told his disciples that if he failed to ascend through the tribulation, he would use the magic weapon Helped him condense his soul, but after the blacksmith failed to ascend through the tribulation, his disciple disappeared with that magic weapon... With such a lesson from the past, even if Venerable Linyuan really got the soul condensing magic weapon , How could it be easily handed over to other demon cultivators?

Jiang Haiyan yawned, and said lazily: "That guy is definitely not Venerable Linyuan, he is probably just a liar bluffing under the guise of Venerable Linyuan."

Dai Xiongmao pondered. Jiang Haiyan's statement is not impossible. Before they actually saw the devil, none of them could be sure whether the devil was the Venerable Linyuan... After a long time, he sighed: "I hope That's it!" He would rather that the so-called Venerable Linyuan was just a bluffing liar, and he never wanted to experience the catastrophe that happened 1000 years ago again!

Jiang Haiyan yawned again, he fell back and leaned lazily on Shen Heqing's body: "...Then what shall we do now?"

Shen Heqing caught Jiang Haiyan very naturally. He looked around and said calmly: "Since the examination for the alliance's proficiency permit has ended ahead of schedule, let's go home."

Jiang Haiyan hung on Shen Heqing's body lazily, like a sloth: "Well, I'm so tired, I can't walk anymore, please carry me back."

Even Dai Xiongmao couldn't help but give Jiang Haiyan a sideways glance. This guy has been eating and eating just now, why is he tired?Is your jaw tired from eating?

Shen Heqing squatted down very naturally, and smiled softly: "Okay, come up."

Jiang Haiyan yawned, and quickly lay down on Shen Heqing's back.

After confirming that Jiang Haiyan was already lying on his stomach, Shen Heqing supported Jiang Haiyan's buttocks, and stood up slowly and steadily.

Jiang Haiyan buried his face in Shen Heqing's shoulder, and rubbed his face against Shen Heqing's neck.

After Shen Heqing finished carrying Jiang Haiyan on his back, he looked up at Dai Xiongmao, and asked lightly, "Where is this place? Can we go?" He looked around for a week just now, and found that this place was not where they entered the forbidden secret passage before. Room.

Dai Xiongmao was stunned for a while, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he said silently: "...This is the underground secret room of the alliance headquarters. If you want to go out, follow me." After speaking, he transformed into a human form again.

Compared with the beginning, he seems to be much more haggard now, even the originally thick hair is a little thinner, and the hairline has receded a little bit, and he is a little bald.

With a dignified expression, he turned around and opened a gilded panda statue on the wall. The next moment, a secret door appeared in front of them.

After passing through several long winding corridors, the three of them finally returned to the room where they first entered the secret passage of the forbidden area. At this time, the room was full of people who had just escaped from the teleportation array Most of the demon cultivators looked worried. Some demon cultivators who were less able to protest were still sobbing and crying, and some demon cultivators were still restlessly scratching the walls or gnawing on wooden furniture.

After seeing Dai Xiongmao and Shen Heqing and Jiang Haiyan returning safely, all the demon cultivators in the room immediately jumped up.

"Chairman Dai!"

"Chairman Dai is back!"

"I just said, Chairman Dai will definitely come back safely!"

"Great! Chairman Dai is amazing! Chairman Dai is wise and powerful!"

After seeing Dai Xiongmao, those demon cultivators who were originally uneasy felt relieved as if they had taken a reassurance, although Dai Xiongmao in human form looked far less reliable than Dai Xiongmao in giant panda form.

"Jiang Haiyan?"

Xia Jing looked at Jiang Haiyan lying on Shen Heqing's back in surprise, and asked incredulously, "What happened to him? Could it be that he..."

He couldn't bear to go on.

Shen Heqing said expressionlessly: "He just fell asleep."

Xia Jing's eyes turned red: "I'm sorry...I didn't expect..."

Xia Jing and Xie Pang were silent. They had been praying for Jiang Haiyan in the room just now. Although they knew that under the siege of so many demon cultivators, it would be difficult for even Chairman Dai to be sure of retreating, but they still Holding the last hope...

"I really just fell asleep," Jiang Haiyan had to raise his face, and squinted at Xia Jing, he said lazily, "I was really exhausted just now, I just took a rest."

Xia Jing suddenly showed surprise: "You are fine!"

"What can I do?" Jiang Haiyan yawned, "It's you guys, check if there is any missing parts or something? Shrimp legs and crab claws..."

Xia Jing wept with joy: "We are all fine, that's great, this is really great!"

"It's not good at all," Xie Pang pursed his lips, interrupting Xia Jing's ecstatic dance, "I'm afraid the war between good and evil will break out soon."

As soon as Xie Pang finished speaking, the joyful atmosphere in the whole room instantly turned cold again, and all the monsters in the cultivation world couldn't help but frown again. Even if Chairman Dai and the others returned safely, the most urgent and fundamental problem they have so far is still there. Solved, those demon cultivators who were just about to move, now officially declared war on the cultivation world, I am afraid that the war between righteous and demons will officially break out in the near future, will the cultivation world really be able to resist the attack of those demon cultivators?

Thinking of the future of the cultivation world, even Dai Xiongmao looks sad, not to mention those little monsters who have just become spirits and are not deeply involved in the world. Deeply uneasy.

"Starting from today, the world of comprehension will officially enter the state of preparation for war," Dai Xiongmao sighed, and finally said, "Everyone here, those who already have a sect should stay in the sect after returning to the sect. I’d better find a sect to stay for a while, and within three days I’ll call all the elders of the sects to hold a battle meeting, and then you must follow the arrangements!” At this time, the safest ones are those sects, especially It is those sects with a long history. The longer the history, the more and stronger the defensive formations left by the sect's resident, and the more powerful elders and high-ranking monks.

However, this may also cause the tree to attract the wind. It is said that the reason why the Venerable Linyuan wiped out the Kunlun Sect 1000 years ago is precisely because the Kunlun Sect has a long history, many secret law books, and a profound foundation.

All the demons nodded in agreement. At this critical moment, they can only tide over the difficulties together by working together. Naturally, it is impossible to do anything special.

"During this time, you'd better not go out. Those demon cultivators may launch an attack at any time. Remember to set up a few more defensive circles. If you feel that your home is not safe, you can also stay at the alliance headquarters. The defense of the alliance headquarters is still quite strong. Yes, and there are many high-ranking monks."

As soon as Dai Xiongmao's words fell, many little monsters immediately expressed their intention to stay. If the headquarters of the alliance is not safe, then the entire cultivation world is probably not safe. Those who want to stay basically have no sects or backers The little monsters, and those demon cultivators with sects and backers choose to return to the sect. For them, the sect is the safest place.

Go, stay, stay.

Xia Jing and Xie Pang hesitated for a moment and decided to stay.

After Jing Lihu and Jing Hexian said goodbye to Jiang Haiyan and the others, they turned and left.

"Are you leaving too?" Xia Jing asked hesitantly.

Jiang Haiyan lay on Shen Heqing's back and lazily hummed: "I'm going home to have a big meal. I don't think the food in the alliance is so delicious. Maybe the most advanced food is bamboo."

"Gourmet food is precious, but life is more expensive!" Xia Jing tried to persuade Jiang Haiyan, "It's very unsafe outside now, and those demon cultivators may attack at any time, everyone stay together, the more people there are, the safer it will be."

Xie Pang also frowned and added: "Now the world of comprehension is not peaceful, and those demon cultivators will definitely attack the demon cultivators who are alone."

"They will come if they want," Jiang Haiyan said with a smile instead of being afraid, "I still want to taste the taste of magic cultivators..."

Xia Jing: "..."

Xie Pang: "..."

Does this sentence seem strange?

At this moment, Shen Heqing spoke, and he said lightly: "I will protect him."

"Well, I will protect him too." Jiang Haiyan nodded.

Xia Jing was still a little worried: "Okay, be careful, although you are all very powerful, those demon cultivators are also very powerful, and there are so many of them."

"What are you afraid of?" Jiang Haiyan snorted softly, "I'll eat one if you come, and I'll eat a pair if you come two."

Xia Jing: "..."

There is definitely something weird about this sentence!

etc!You can't eat something like Moxiu!Spit it out!Will it hurt your stomach? !

After the four said goodbye, Jiang Haiyan lay on Shen Heqing's back and asked Shen Heqing to carry him out of the alliance headquarters.

The two returned to the small forest where they had just arrived. It was the afternoon, and the lazy sun was lazily shining on Jiang Haiyan's body. The warm temperature was very suitable for sleeping. He couldn't help but hit another Yawning, he asked Shen Heqing in a daze, "Why don't you use the teleportation talisman?" He remembered that the teleportation talisman was very convenient, and he could reach the destination with a swoosh.

"It's okay," Shen Heqing smiled softly, "I want to carry you on my back for a while."

"Am I not sinking?" Jiang Haiyan put his chin on Shen Heqing's shoulder and asked sleepily.

"Shen." Shen Heqing was very upright. Although Jiang Haiyan looked thin, he was actually not light at all.

Jiang Haiyan laughed lazily: "Shen, you still memorize it for so long, you are really a masochist."

"I am willing," Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and smiled faintly. He paused and asked suddenly, "Just now you told that female demon cultivator...you already have a sweetheart?"

Jiang Haiyan grunted, then hummed lazily.

"The sweetheart... who is it?" Shen Heqing lowered his eyelids, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and a slight excitement surged in his chest.

"Well, what do you think?" Jiang Haiyan snorted softly, with a deep sense of sleepiness in the end.

Shen Heqing didn't make any detours, and directly hit a straight ball, his voice was slightly low and hoarse: "Could it be...me?"

"...You guessed it." Jiang Haiyan twisted on Shen Heqing's back, and did not admit it directly.

Shen Heqing laughed softly: "It seems to be me."

Jiang Haiyan snorted again: "Don't raise your tail triumphantly, even though you can't raise your short tail."

"I'm really happy." Shen Heqing's voice was slightly hoarse, and at the moment Jiang Haiyan replied to him just now, his heart even trembled.

"I knew I told you that you would definitely raise your tail proudly... I knew I wouldn't have told you..."

There was infinite sleepiness in Jiang Haiyan's voice.

The smile on Shen Heqing's face deepened, he lifted up Jiang Haiyan, who had slid down a bit behind his back, and supported Jiang Haiyan's buttocks with his hands.

After a while, he couldn't help chuckling and asked, "When did you fall in love with me?"

Shen Heqing held his breath and waited for Jiang Haiyan's reply, but he waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for Jiang Haiyan's reply.

He couldn't help turning his head to look, only to find that Jiang Haiyan had fallen asleep on his shoulder. This guy who slept when he was full put his pointed chin on his shoulder, his eyelids were tightly closed, and he was long The eyelashes drooped down, casting a small shadow, his lips were slightly pursed, and from time to time he would babble as if he was eating something delicious in a dream, making people look irritating and ridiculous, ridiculous and pitiful.

In the forest in the afternoon, everything is silent except for the chirping of cicadas.

Shen Heqing's heartbeat, which had been beating fast for several beats, gradually calmed down, and as Jiang Haiyan's breathing behind him gradually became longer, after a few seconds, he held Jiang Haiyan's butt tightly with both hands, and walked forward steadily.

When Jiang Haiyan woke up, it was already dark.

He found that he was lying on the familiar big bed at home, and the familiar smell of food came from the living room. During the days when he lived with Shen Heqing, he had long remembered the smell of the food made by Shen Heqing.

He smelled the smell of food in the air, and a salted fish got up from the bed and quietly walked into the living room.

Shen Heqing was cooking in the kitchen at this time. He was standing in front of the stove, wearing a pink apron, and he was full of a homely atmosphere.

Jiang Haiyan silently stared at Shen Heqing's back for a while, then walked forward, resting his chin on Shen Heqing's shoulder very naturally: "I'm so hungry, when is the meal?"

"Hurry up," Shen He was not surprised to hear Jiang Haiyan's footsteps early in the morning, and just smiled lightly, "Go wash your hands first, and then you can eat after washing your hands."

Jiang Haiyan was hanging on Shen Heqing's body like a sloth. He rubbed it lazily, and flirted with his cook shamelessly: "Before eating, I'll eat you first."

Shen Heqing paused for a moment, then smiled lowly: "...Okay, then how do you want to eat it?"