On the self-cultivation of a foodie

When Jiang Haiyan woke up, it was already dark, he lay on the bed for a while, until he smelled the smell of food coming from the kitchen, he got up from the bed silently, stepped on the cross dragged to the living room .

There is only one door between the living room and the kitchen in his house. He is in the middle of the living room, looking at the busy figure of Shen Heqing wearing an apron in the kitchen, maybe because he just woke up and his consciousness is still a little unconscious, he can't help but feel a little dazed.

A long, long time ago, he seemed to have stood in a certain place, looking at the back of a person who was busy cooking. At that time, every time he smelled the tempting fragrance in the air, he couldn't help it. Sneaking into the kitchen to steal food, but every time he would be discovered by that person, and then he would get a gentle reprimand from that person...

"woke up?"

Just when Jiang Haiyan was in a trance, a plain but gentle voice suddenly sounded, breaking his contemplation and pulling him from the distant memory to reality.

Jiang Haiyan came back to his senses, raised his head and showed a lazy smile towards Shen Heqing: "I woke up from hunger, my stomach is so hungry..." As he spoke, he touched his cheek pitifully. abdomen.

"When has your stomach been full?" Shen Heqing chuckled, he already knew Jiang Haiyan's virtues, this guy's stomach will never be full, right?But that's right, isn't the legendary monster gluttony such a greedy and gluttonous guy?According to that legend, Taotie was so hungry that he ate himself. He used to think that this legend was unreliable. How hungry can he eat himself? But now after meeting this guy, he began to feel that this guy was so hungry. When it is extreme, it may really be possible to eat it by yourself.

... In order to prevent this kind of tragedy, it seems that he has to shoulder the heavy responsibility of feeding Jiang Haiyan to fill this guy's stomach all the time.

Even if it is to protect the diversity of species in the realm of comprehension, he must shoulder this responsibility well.

Shen Heqing thought calmly.

Jiang Haiyan blinked her eyes: "If one day I am full, it must be the end of the world. Even if it is to maintain world peace, I have to shoulder this responsibility well."

"...The food is almost ready, wash your hands and prepare for dinner." Shen He smiled lightly.

"You can cook, and you're also handsome. If you have a pet, what more can you ask for!" Jiang Haiyan couldn't help feeling so emotional when he saw the sumptuous meal on the table.

While serving the last dish, Shen Heqing added calmly: "...will warm the bed."

"Ahem! This is unnecessary," Jiang Haiyan blinked, "My own nest is already warm enough."

Shen Heqing chuckled and didn't say anything, but Jiang Haiyan felt uncomfortable at Shen Heqing's chuckle, so in order to divert his attention, he took out his mobile phone after seeing that the dishes were all ready: "Before I I promised the fans that after I win the championship, I will start a live broadcast, today is the right time, place and people and the timing is just right... Cough cough, do you want to come with me?"

For Jiang Haiyan, there is of course no harm in broadcasting with Shen Heqing. Although his fans have increased several times after the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition, his influence on the Internet is far less than that of Shen Heqing. Fans are far less than Shen Heqing's. If they can broadcast live with Shen Heqing, they will naturally attract much more viewers than him alone.

Shen Heqing has a lot of fans, but he is always the only one in his live broadcast, and almost never invites other guests. In the eyes of others, his image is even a bit cold, so he said at the beginning that if Jiang Haiyan won the super invincible big stomach When Wang Guanjun invited Jiang Haiyan to be a guest on the show, it caused an uproar among his fans. In the eyes of his fans, Jiang Haiyan was nothing more than an Internet celebrity who relied on his face. Why did he get their male god? Favor?

Of course, since Shen Heqing publicly stated that he and Jiang Haiyan have a good relationship, their perception of Jiang Haiyan has improved a lot. For the sake of their male god, their favorability for Jiang Haiyan has not improved much, but they hate Jiang Haiyan. There are not as many people as before. After all, some people are more or less fond of houses. Some people who originally hated Jiang Haiyan turned to passers-by because of Shen Heqing, and some people turned to Jiang Haiyan. CP powder.

Shen Heqing nodded without the slightest hesitation, and said with a faint smile, "Let's go together."

Jiang Haiyan didn't think too much. After taking out his mobile phone, he first posted a Weibo that he wanted to broadcast live, and then opened the live broadcast room. Now he is a big V with millions of fans. As soon as the Weibo was posted, Immediately, tens of thousands of people poured into the live broadcast room, all of them yelling, "God! You are finally live!" !”.

Looking at those colorful bullet screens, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help feeling a little ashamed. He had only started a live broadcast not long ago. Why did these fans make it look like he hasn't started a live broadcast for hundreds of years? Is it so exaggerated?However, he was very happy to see those bullet screens. He put his phone on the table and greeted the camera with a smile.

Since he won the Super Invincible Big Eating King championship, his fans have been increasing every day, but besides fans, of course, there are also many passers-by who come to watch. They may not like or support Jiang Haiyan, but they just rushed to Jiang Haiyan to defeat him. He came here in the name of Zhu Lanhe's champion. After he said hello, some discordant barrages naturally appeared in the barrage area, but he calmly ignored them.

In just a few seconds, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded [-], and it is still increasing at an exaggerated rate. Jiang Haiyan saw that the time was almost up, and the food would be cold any longer, so he said: "Before I said that after winning the Super Invincible Big Eating King championship, I will definitely start a live broadcast, so I will start a live broadcast as promised. After all, I am a man who keeps his promises. I said before that I will definitely Win, so you see, I won."

As soon as he said these words, it immediately triggered a small climax in the barrage area, and various colorful barrages were posted——

"The male god is so handsome! If you say you win, you will win! If you say you will win the championship, you will definitely win the championship!"

"Our male god is so stubborn, even the undefeated Demon King will defeat you!"

"Even if it is a god, I will kill it for you!"

……

Looking at the barrage of exaggerated hype, Jiang Haiyan, who is as cheeky as Jiang Haiyan, couldn't help but blush, and waved his hand: "It's not that exaggerated! I'm just a little bit stronger than Zhu Lanhe! "

As soon as he said these words, many black people hiding behind the barrage army couldn't help jumping out——

"It's just bad luck and I beat Zhu Lanhe once. Can you guarantee that you can win next time?"

"Hehe! Only a little better than Zhu Lanhe? You can't even compare to him!"

"It's just a newcomer, how dare you be so crazy?"

……

Of course, those bullet screens were quickly sprayed back by Jiang Haiyan's fans. Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, held his chin, and said calmly: "Have you eaten your keyboard? Should you run naked?"

Those black people jumping around quickly silenced, and they didn't know whether they quit the live broadcast room in despair, or continued to hide in the barrage army, planning to jump out next time to make a wave of Hei Jiang Haiyan.

However, Jiang Haiyan didn't care about these little dancers jumping around at all, he didn't continue to entangle, but turned behind him: "By the way, I invited a guest to live broadcast with me this time, you guys Guess who the guest is?"

Before Jiang Haiyan said this, Shen Heqing's name was brushed out in unison in the barrage area. Seeing that Shen Heqing's name was brushed out in large and small colorful fonts, he couldn't help touching his nose. , the mood is a little delicate: "Why are you so smart? Don't you all know the future?"

A lot of pink bullet screens flashed across the barrage area immediately——

"Why did I suddenly turn pink?"

"Automatically turn pink! Is this the legendary official candy?"

"I don't care! As long as they are in the same frame, it's a show of affection!"

"Ahem," Jiang Haiyan rubbed his nose, intending to explain, but for a moment he didn't know how to explain, "...we are just friends, really."

"Of course! We all believe that you are just friends!"

"A friend with a particularly deep relationship!"

"A good friend of a quilt!"

Jiang Haiyan blinked, a little at a loss: "..."

At this moment, Shen Heqing appeared on the camera. He glanced at the camera lightly. His brows and eyes were cold. When he didn't speak but looked at people lightly, he had a sense of coldness. He was screaming and brushing CP The barrage gentlemen stopped immediately.

Shen Heqing greeted the camera in a flat tone, and then sat down next to Jiang Haiyan.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit cold, Jiang Haiyan wanted to liven it up: "Hey, hey, you're just saying hello, is it necessary to be so frigid?"

Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows, the person who doesn't like those people who use CP is obviously Jiang Haiyan, now he blames him for being too indifferent, but he doesn't care about these, he just reminds Jiang Haiyan lightly: "If you don't eat anymore, the food will be cold."

"That's right!" Jiang Haiyan was disturbed by those CP fans, and almost forgot that the purpose of his live broadcast this time was to broadcast live for eating. He stuck out his tongue towards the camera, ready to get into the topic.

"By the way, I forgot to mention just now that the dishes I'm going to eat this time are all made by Chef Shen next to me!" Jiang Haiyan picked up chopsticks and ate a piece of braised pork before realizing that he hadn't introduced the chef yet, so he hurriedly made up for it. He gave an introduction, "This Chef Shen is not only top-notch in cooking, but also handsome with big breasts and a good figure. If any girl is interested in him, you can send him a private message quietly."

As soon as Jiang Haiyan finished speaking, many bullet screens flashed in the bullet screen area——

"Aoooooo! Foodie God, I like you so much, can I ask Shen Goddess for his phone number!"

"Can you help me and ask what kind of girl my male god likes!"

"Wait, it's fine if you're handsome and have a good figure. What's the matter with big breasts? Have you seen it with your own eyes?"

……

Shen Heqing glanced at the camera again, and the sense of alienation that rejected people thousands of miles away immediately stopped the barrage that was about to move, but Jiang Haiyan didn't seem to notice Shen Heqing's indifference, while puffing out his cheeks and eating braised pork , while answering the question: "Shen Heqing's mobile phone number? No, no, no, I can't tell you this... what type of girl does he like? Next time I will ask you... how do I know he has big breasts? Of course it is I've seen it with my own eyes!"

Jiang Haiyan talked for a long time on his own, until he noticed that the atmosphere seemed a little cold, he turned his head silently, and met Shen Heqing's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile.

"You eat too!"

Jiang Haiyan blinked, silently picked up a shrimp, and was about to put it in Shen Heqing's bowl, but Shen Heqing grabbed Jiang Haiyan's wrist, lowered his head, and ate the shrimp directly with Jiang Haiyan's chopsticks.

Without looking, Jiang Haiyan knew that the barrage area must have exploded. He silently retracted his chopsticks and glanced at the barrage from the corner of his eye. Sure enough, the screen was full of pink barrage——

"Aww! Could this be the legendary indirect KISS! It's so cute!"

"The screen is filled with the sour smell of love! A single dog cries and eats this plate of dog food!"

"Too much dog food today! I'm a bit full! But begging for more!"

……

Jiang Haiyan turned his head silently, he couldn't see it.

After the live broadcast ended, Shen Heqing went to wash the dishes, Jiang Haiyan silently swiped Weibo, and then he found that his Weibo fans had increased a lot, and most of the new fans seemed to be from him and Shen Heqing CP powder...

He silently entered the Weibo of one of the CP fans, and then he looked at the various jokes, pictures, fanfiction, videos, audios of him and Shen Heqing reposted on the Weibo of that CP fan... Finally, he silently closed Dropped Weibo.

Not long after Jiang Haiyan turned off Weibo, he received a call from Qin Nianxiao.

Seeing that it was Qin Nianxiao, he picked it up casually, but Qin Nianxiao just said, "Fuck, I just checked Weibo and saw a lot of people saying that you and Shen Heqing are a couple. What? You and Shen Heqing finally came out publicly? Congratulations, when will the wedding be held?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

He was silent for a while, and asked in a sad tone: "You said you were so young, why are you blind?"

"Fuck off, you're blind... have you and Shen Heqing really come out? So high-profile?"

"No, he and I are just friends." Jiang Haiyan said calmly.

"It's fine for you to lie to those young and ignorant girls, but you still want to lie to me! I have already seen that something is wrong with you, tell me the truth, you must be a couple!"

Jiang Haiyan sighed: "Really not, we are just friends."

"Just keep pretending. You used to show your affection in front of me in various ways, why are you still being reserved now?" Qin Nian laughed and despised Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan said seriously: "We really don't have that kind of relationship, I swear by my integrity."

"How much is your integrity worth?" Qin Nian said with a disdainful smile.

"Really, he and I are just friends," Jiang Haiyan sighed, "...There will never be any other possibility."

"Just be happy," Qin Nian smiled and still didn't believe it. After all, there was something wrong with the interaction between Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing before. Although he didn't know why Jiang Haiyan tried to deny it, he still followed Jiang Haiyan's meaning and perfunctory, "Yeah... , you are just friends."

"It's really just friends," Jiang Haiyan emphasized, "It's just friends."

"Well, I believe you are just friends... I called you mainly to remind you that this weekend is the engagement banquet of Zheng Youqian, remember to dress up solemnly, don't be too casual..."

After Qin Nian smiled and ordered a few words, he hung up the phone.

Jiang Haiyan put down his phone, and when he looked up, he saw Shen Heqing standing at the kitchen door looking at him, and he didn't know how long he had been standing there.

Noticing Jiang Haiyan's gaze, Shen Heqing lowered his eyelids, hiding the emotions and the light in his eyes.

Instead, Jiang Haiyan became embarrassed. He touched his nose: "Ahem, you finished washing the dishes, so fast."

"why?"

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, then asked lightly.

Jiang Haiyan blinked and pretended to be stupid: "Why?"

"There will never be another possibility, why?"

Shen Heqing pursed his lips and continued to ask.

"It's impossible for us," Jiang Haiyan scratched his face, "One of us is a glutton, and the other is a hamster. How can we fall in love with different species?"

Shen He said calmly: "This is not a problem at all." How many demon cultivators in the cultivation world are not of the same race, Jiang Haiyan said that this is not a problem at all.

Jiang Haiyan tried hard to think about it: "... How can you fall in love with different genders?"

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "That's not a problem either." Apart from the fact that there are many same-sex demon cultivator partners in the cultivation world, this is not a problem at all, except that they have no offspring.

Jiang Haiyan thought hard, but heard Shen Heqing suddenly said: "Are you worried that the difference in our life span is too big?"

He froze for a moment, pursed his lips, and before he had time to say anything, Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and continued to say: "Indeed... I know that Taotie has an extremely long lifespan. I will live for many, many years, and even if I become a spirit, my lifespan is probably only two or three hundred years."

"To you, my life may be quite short, or even fleeting..."

"Of course not," Jiang Haiyan interrupted Shen Heqing, and he snorted with a smile, "What are you talking about, am I that kind of person? I'm not that superficial!"

"Then what are you worried about?" Shen Heqing frowned slightly.

"I'm not worried about anything, it's just that... I haven't considered this kind of problem," Jiang Haiyan smiled, "After so many years, I'm used to being alone."

"I didn't think about it before, so how about thinking about it from now on?" Shen Heqing looked into Jiang Haiyan's eyes and asked word by word.

Jiang Haiyan lowered her eyes: "I'd rather see you find a female hamster, and then give birth to a litter of white and tender little hamsters, which I can knead and play with."

Shen Heqing was silent for a while before asking: "Are you serious?"

Jiang Haiyan lowered his head and smiled: "Of course it's true."

"There are no female hamsters."

Shen Heqing paused, and said lightly: "...I'll wait for you to think about it slowly."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jiang Haiyan to answer, he turned and went back to the kitchen.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing's back, and after a while, he couldn't help but sigh.

After taking a bath, Jiang Haiyan was thinking about Shen Heqing's expression just now, while absently scrolling through Weibo, and as he scrolled through Weibo, he felt his eyelids getting heavier... After a while, he fell asleep.

He had another dream.

But this time the dream was farther away than the previous ones. He actually dreamed more than 1000 years ago, before he met that person.

At that time, he was still sealed in the forbidden land of the Lion Clan, he was sealed in that dark place, hungry every day...

Until suddenly one day, a demon cultivator broke into the forbidden area of ​​the lion clan that sealed him.

When he saw the sunlight coming in from the outside, he thought he could finally see the sunlight again, finally escape from this place, and finally be able to eat...

He's hungry, he's really hungry, he hasn't eaten for a long time.

However, the next moment, what awaited him was not sunshine and freedom, let alone the long-awaited food, but a hand piercing his chest.

That hand forcibly pulled out the demon core from his body. Even a thick-skinned and rough beast could not bear the pain of being plucked out of the demon core. He was in great pain and struggled desperately, but was imprisoned. After being sealed for so many years, he was already weak and exhausted. In the end, he tried his best and struggled desperately, but he barely managed to save half of the demon pill.

With the remaining half of the demon pill, he dragged his weak body and finally escaped from the cage that had been sealed for an unknown number of years.

Standing under the sun again, he was relieved, but the loss of half of the demon pill caused him severe pain all over his body.

That kind of severe pain was unforgettable for him all his life, it was even more painful than skinning and cramping, more painful than gouging out a few pieces of flesh from his body, more painful than the hunger he had endured for so many years, even his soul seemed to be It was going to be so painful that he was out of the body, which made him almost unbearable, and passed through life and death.

It wasn't until he, who was covered in bruises, met that white-clothed monk as if destined, the severe pain gradually subsided under the other's meticulous care day after day, and his chest, which lost half of the demon core, finally no longer hurt. , except when he looks inside his dantian occasionally, he will remember the fact that he has lost half of his demon elixir.

But now, his chest seemed to be aching again...

Jiang Haiyan suddenly opened his eyes from his sleep, he sat up suddenly from the bed, and subconsciously reached out to touch his chest, but there was nothing there, nothing.

He touched it for a while, then lowered his eyes, and sighed faintly.

Why did he forget again...

There was nothing in his dantian.

Because he has no demon pills for a long time.

Even the remaining half of the demon pill was gone long ago.

Now he is nothing more than an empty shell.