On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Zhu Lanhe smiled slightly: "It's okay, but there is no roasted pork in Juewei Building, I'll call someone from another hotel to bring it over."

Qin Nian smiled and gave Jiang Haiyan a sideways look, as if he thought he was causing trouble to his male god: "Don't be so troublesome..."

Jiang Haiyan blinked innocently: "What's the trouble?"

Zhu Lanhe smiled: "No trouble, it's just a phone call."

"Look, even your male god said it's not troublesome," Jiang Haiyan gave Qin Nian a smile, "Don't overdo it and make decisions on your behalf."

"Yue Zu made his own decisions on his behalf? What, it's your guy who is causing trouble to others too much!" Qin Nian laughed very dissatisfied with Jiang Haiyan's attitude, and couldn't help snorting.

Zhu Lanhe came out to smooth things over: "It's okay, it's not troublesome at all. Is there anything else you want to eat?"

Qin Nian smiled and waved his hands quickly: "There's no need for the male god, that's enough!"

Jiang Haiyan stroked his chin and made a look of thinking: "I'll think about it again."

Qin Nian smiled and was speechless: "Hey! You are really not polite at all!"

"Just kidding," Jiang Haiyan shrugged, "There are so many dishes, it's enough."

After serving the food, Jiang Haiyan picked up the chopsticks and began to eat hard, while Qin Nianxiao tried hard to find a topic to talk to Zhu Lanhe.

While eating vegetables, Jiang Haiyan eavesdropped on Qin Nianxiao and Zhu Lanhe chatting openly. After a while, the person Zhu Lanhe called brought the roasted pig.

"The roasted pig is here, so I'm not welcome!" Jiang Haiyan said, rolling up his sleeves and preparing to eat.

"Can't you be a little more polite?" Qin Nian smiled and disliked Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Can politeness fill your stomach?"

Qin Nian smiled and wanted to say something, but Zhu Lanhe said with a smile: "You are welcome, eat quickly."

Qin Nianxiao had no choice but to swallow the words back to his stomach, picked up the chopsticks obediently, and started eating.

"Why don't you eat?"

After Jiang Haiyan ate a few pieces of roasted pork, he looked up and found that Zhu Lanhe had never put down his chopsticks, and immediately raised his eyebrows, as if he had discovered something important.

Zhu Lanhe smiled: "Eat it, I... don't really want to eat pork today."

"Oh, so you don't like pork," Jiang Haiyan immediately understood, "If you don't eat it, tell me earlier!"

"Ahem, maybe there is something unspeakable, such as pork allergies or something."

Qin Nianxiao tried his best to help his male god out of the siege.

"Don't worry, if you don't eat pork, don't eat it, and we won't look down on you because you don't eat pork." Jiang Haiyan blinked at Zhu Lanhe, "We must respect everyone's different hobbies and eating habits! "

Zhu Lanhe smiled slightly and said nothing.

Jiang Haiyan observed secretly, and found that after eating a meal, Zhu Lanhe skipped all the dishes with pork. Although Zhu Lanhe also eats meat, he only eats meat such as chicken, duck and fish, not at all. Pork, not even trotters.

Qin Nian laughed that this carefree guy hadn't noticed this at all, and was still trying to find something to talk to the male god while eating the food absent-mindedly.

Jiang Haiyan gnawed on the pig's trotters, and at the same time came to a conclusion in his heart, it seems that Zhu Lanhe's original form is indeed a little fragrant pig!And it looks like a little pig with integrity and non-cannibalism.

After the meal, because Jiang Haiyan was treating him, he sent Shen Heqing to pay the bill.

When Shen Heqing went to check out, Zhu Lanhe greeted Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao first, and then left with Ren Jingji. As a popular star, his schedule must be very tight. This time, he can come with Jiang Haiyan and the others Eating together is probably a sneak in time.

After Zhu Lanhe left, Qin Nian laughed and complained to Jiang Haiyan: "You were too rude to my male god just now."

Jiang Haiyan held his chin and smiled indifferently: "You are too reserved, it's not the first time I have dinner with your male god."

"It was just a competition before, can it be the same?" Qin Nian snorted.

"Your god doesn't eat pork," Jiang Haiyan suddenly changed the subject, "Why do you think this is?"

Qin Nian smiled and said without hesitation: "Because my male god is kind!"

Jiang Haiyan rolled his eyes: "Then why does he eat chicken, duck and fish?"

Qin Nian smiled and blinked his eyes: "...Maybe it's because he raised a little fragrant pig? Because he raised a pig, he couldn't bear to eat pork or something. My male god is really kind!"

Jiang Haiyan said that he didn't want to talk to fans anymore, so after Shen Heqing came back after paying the bill, he waved goodbye to Qin Nianxiao and went back to the hotel with Shen Heqing.

After returning to the hotel, Jiang Haiyan began to pack his luggage. The super invincible big eater is over, and he can go home tomorrow. When he thinks of the pile of snacks he has stored at home, his whole body is full of motivation.

After packing his luggage for a while, he checked Weibo again with itchy hands. When he opened Weibo, he found that his Weibo homepage was completely immersed in a depressing atmosphere. An official statement about Zhu Lanhe's retirement was issued.

Even the official Weibo of the Gourmet Athletic League has posted an official statement of Zhu Lanhe's retirement. It seems that Zhu Lanhe said that he had decided to retire a long time ago is not nonsense, because such a major event as retirement must be related to food. The competitive league applied in advance, and the official statement of the gastronomy competitive league was obviously written long ago, and it was only issued after the game was over.

Seeing this official statement, the hearts of those fans who had hoped that Zhu Lanhe would not retire were broken. How much they hoped that Zhu Lanhe's Weibo post saying he was going to retire was just an April Fool's Day joke. Then I hope that Zhu Lanhe's Weibo post saying that he is going to retire is just a momentary impulse after losing the game, how I hope that Zhu Lanhe will delete that Weibo post after he calms down and tell them that this is just a small Just a joke, how I wish Zhu Lanhe would never retire...

But this official statement completely shattered their last hope. It turned out that Zhu Lanhe's Weibo post saying he was going to retire was not a joke, let alone a momentary impulse, but Zhu Lanhe's deliberate decision. Really going to retire.

The player they had supported for so many years was clearly still in his prime, but when everyone thought he would continue to fight for another three, ten, or even 20 years, he suddenly chose to retire.

Some people chose to bless silently, but some people could not accept it. The whole Weibo was immersed in a low and depressing atmosphere.

Jiang Haiyan sighed, he can understand Zhu Lanhe's choice, relying on the innate advantages of the demon cultivator to win the competition among mortals, at this point, I am afraid that it is difficult to ride a tiger and there is no other choice, right?

He shook his head, checked Weibo again, and then continued to pack his luggage.

Early the next morning, he had just dragged his suitcase out of the room when he met Qin Nianxiao who was carrying a large bag at the door.

Qin Nian was carrying big bags and small bags with a smile. He had obviously been waiting at the door for a long time. When he saw Jiang Haiyan coming out, he snorted: "Why are you so slow? Are you a girl? You are so procrastinating when you leave the door." .”

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Come to say goodbye to me?"

"Who wants to say goodbye to you, don't put gold on your face," Qin Nian rolled his eyes with a smile, and after a while, he whimpered, "Will you come to participate in the Super Invincible Big Eater next year?"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "I don't know, it depends on the situation."

"You must come next year! I haven't defeated you yet!" Qin Nian snorted dissatisfied, "Before I defeat you with my own hands, you are not allowed to retire suddenly like my male god!"

"Don't worry," Jiang Haiyan smiled, "Even if I go to the competition, I won't give you a chance to beat me."

Although he lost once to Jiang Haiyan, Qin Nianxiao was still full of confidence: "Let's wait and see!"

After the two said goodbye, they dragged their luggage onto the plane and set foot on the way home.

"You said that we only went to participate in the Super Invincible Big Stomach Wang Mingming for more than ten days. Why do I feel like it has been a few months?" After returning home, Jiang Haiyan threw himself on the sofa, hugging the baby on the sofa Rubbing his face with the pillow, he asked Shen Heqing lazily.

After Shen Heqing pulled the two people's luggage into the room, he turned around and came out to clean up the living room. Although the two had only been away for more than ten days, the house had not been cleaned for many days, and a thin layer of dust had already accumulated on the floor.

Jiang Haiyan was lying on the sofa, he looked up at Shen Heqing rolling up his sleeves and sweeping the floor, he couldn't help but propped his chin and laughed: "I always feel like you are my little boy who helps cook, clean and warm the bed."

While sweeping the floor, Shen Heqing said without raising his head, "I'm already doing the cooking and cleaning. As for warming the bed, I can do it anytime."

Jiang Haiyan coughed a few times: "I'm going to Zheng Youqian's engagement banquet this weekend, what kind of gifts do you think we should buy? Will it look poor if we just buy something? Although we are poor..."

Shen Heqing didn't care that Jiang Haiyan was changing the subject, and answered the conversation very naturally: "Just give the red envelope."

"How much do you want to give? Too little will make you poor?" As a poor beast, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help feeling worried.

"You don't need to worry about it, I'll just pack it." Shen He said calmly.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help holding his face together: "Master Shen Heqing, you are so handsome!"

Shen Heqing stopped and looked at Jiang Haiyan silently.

Jiang Haiyan didn't know why, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

"And then?" Shen Heqing asked.

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "What then?"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said, "Then shouldn't you promise me with your body?"

"...No one would agree to marry her just because of a red envelope!"

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, "At least it must be a life-saving grace or something!"

Shen Heqing looked thoughtful: "...well, I remember your words."

Jiang Haiyan silently rolled his eyes in his heart, it's not that he looks down on Shen Heqing, it's just... If one day he falls to the point where he needs others to save his life, I'm afraid no one will be able to save him at that time.

Jiang Haiyan turned over and lay on the sofa, closed his eyes and asked Shen Heqing: "Do you think that black-scaled merman will suddenly appear at Zheng Youqian's engagement banquet?"

"do not know."

Jiang Haiyan closed her eyes and asked: "What do you think? That black-scaled mermaid protects Zheng Youqian so much, it's impossible for him to be with other women. What kind of noble idea is 'I love you so I hope you can be happy'?" Maybe it will appear on the ferocious merman? It's not playing the Little Mermaid."

"Maybe."

"I really hope to see a big show." Jiang Haiyan smiled, he was quite gossip by nature, "By the way, how is that lighthouse jellyfish doing now?" I left under the arrangement of my friend, and I don't know what's going on now.

"I heard from Zhong Pinglun that he has returned to the aquarium where he worked before," Shen Heqing paused, and then continued, "I seem to be looking at the materials recently, preparing to take the exam for the alliance master license exam next year, and join the alliance work. "

"Him? Take the alliance's test for a license to become a sperm?" Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, "...Is he sure? It's not that I have any prejudice against jellyfish, but don't jellyfish have no brains? The information I just memorized will not be forgotten in a blink of an eye. ?"

Shen Heqing smiled, and said lightly: "Although the jellyfish has no brain, but he has lived in human society for so long, he must have his own special way of memory."

"So, if he succeeds in the exam, he will be your colleague," Jiang Haiyan said with emotion. The jellyfish who had no brains ran to memorize the materials for the exam. This can be regarded as a certain degree of physical disability, right?

"Don't think too far, just worry about yourself first," Shen Heqing reminded Jiang Haiyan, "In a few days it will be the martial arts test for the alliance's elite license."

"What are you afraid of? It's just a fight, it's a piece of cake," Jiang Haiyan said disapprovingly, "Although I'm relatively delicate and weak, if I can't beat my opponent, the worst thing is to eat him, destroy the body and wipe out the traces, then I will definitely win .”

Shen Heqing: "..."

"Just kidding," Jiang Haiyan blinked, "Don't look at me with that look, I know this kind of exam is definitely not allowed to eat your opponent in the exam room."

Shen Heqing sighed, and after a moment of silence, he finally revealed what he was really worried about: "I'm afraid there will be demon cultivators coming to make trouble."

"It's just a magic cultivator," Jiang Haiyan disapproved, "I'll eat one if you come, and I'll eat a pair if you come two."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan: "Just kidding! Of course I know that I can't eat casually, it will ruin my stomach!"

"I hope my worry is just unnecessary," Shen Heqing frowned slightly, "It's just that the recent cultivation world is really not peaceful..." So many demon cultivators are about to move, all of which are revealing the same thing, I'm afraid those demon cultivators What big conspiracy is brewing.

"I understand," Jiang Haiyan got up from the sofa, patted Shen Heqing on the shoulder, and comforted him, "Don't worry, I will protect you when the time comes!"

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "I'm not worried about myself."

"But I'm worried about you," Jiang Haiyan blinked, "My little hamster is fat and delicious, what if it is eaten by the short-eyed Moxiu?"

Shen Heqing paused, then smiled helplessly: "Then you have to protect me well."

"Must, you are my beloved little pet," Jiang Haiyan pinched Shen Heqing's chin, and smiled, "If the end of the world comes, I can only flee with one important possession, and I will definitely bring you with me .”

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes: "At this time, shouldn't it be time for me to promise myself?"

"Aren't you mine?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows.

Shen Heqing looked up at Jiang Haiyan, his eyes darkened slightly.

Jiang Haiyan quickly added another sentence: "...is my pet?"

Shen Heqing seemed to have guessed that Jiang Haiyan would say this a long time ago, his expression was calm, neither sad nor happy, and there was a bit of such emotion in his eyes.

Jiang Haiyan turned her head silently to avoid Shen Heqing's sight. Shen Heqing lowered his head, chuckled, and continued to bend over and sweep the floor.

After he finished sweeping and mopping the floor, he looked up and found that Jiang Haiyan was lying on the sofa and fell asleep. He felt helpless. Jiang Haiyan fell asleep too fast, but thinking about so many things that happened these days, Jiang Haiyan must I was also tired, and felt a little distressed.

Jiang Haiyan lay on the sofa curled up like a cat with one of his own hands on his head. His long eyelashes drooped down, casting a small shadow on his face. His mouth was slightly opened, revealing A little pink on the tongue.

Shen Heqing stared at Jiang Haiyan's sleeping face for a while, then suddenly bent down and kissed Jiang Haiyan's cheek.

Jiang Haiyan didn't wake up, but her eyelashes trembled slightly.

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan's slightly trembling eyelashes, and felt as if he was being gently scratched by a milk cat's paw, and it was slightly itchy. He paused, and continued to fall, landing on Jiang Haiyan's lips.

Jiang Haiyan had another dream.

He dreamed that he went back 1000 years ago, sitting by the small river with that person, eating the grilled fish that the person grilled.

The two seemed to be talking about something, but after 1000 years, he could no longer hear what they were talking about. No matter how good his memory was, it was impossible to remember every detail of 1000 years ago... …

The man seemed to be calling his name with a chuckle.

"Haiyan."

Then he handed over the grilled fish in his hand.

Jiang Haiyan subconsciously wanted to reach out to pick it up, but the man didn't hand the grilled fish to him, but fed it directly to his mouth.

As a pet who is used to being fed by the owner, Jiang Haiyan subconsciously opened his mouth and accepted the owner's feeding very naturally.

The owner took the grilled fish and fed it gently into his mouth. At the beginning, the movement was still gentle, but soon, the owner seemed to lose patience and directly stuffed the grilled fish into him roughly. In his mouth, he could only passively open his mouth to accept it, but the owner still took the grilled fish and violently stirred it in his mouth...

Hey, wait, he is clearly in human form now, how can his mouth be so big?

Jiang Haiyan was frightened and subconsciously opened her eyes.

Then he met Shen Heqing's dark eyes that seemed to be secretly brewing a storm, and Shen Heqing's tongue was currently churning between his lips and tongue, stirring up a pool of spring water.

Jiang Haiyan didn't react for a while, but when he did, Shen Heqing had already pulled away and left.

Shen Heqing had an expression on his face as if nothing had happened just now, and said calmly: "Sleeping on the sofa is uncomfortable, go to the room and sleep."

On the contrary, Jiang Haiyan didn't know what to do with this gentleman's candid attitude. He subconsciously reached out and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. After wiping for a while, he said sullenly: "...you just use this method wake me up?"

"Is there something wrong?" Shen He smiled lightly, "As far as I know, many pets are like this."

Jiang Haiyan: "...I don't study much, so don't lie to me!"

"Go into the room and sleep," Shen Heqing changed the subject calmly, "Or do you want me to carry you in?"

Jiang Haiyan sat up straight, and earnestly tried to correct her pet's misconceptions: "The way pets and their owners get along is definitely not like this. It's wrong for you to do this."

Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows, ignored Jiang Haiyan's bitterness, bent down and hugged Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan was taken aback by Shen Heqing's sudden hug from the princess, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to hook Shen Heqing's shoulder.

Shen Heqing wrapped Jiang Haiyan's waist with one hand, and supported Jiang Haiyan's buttocks with the other. He gently shook Jiang Haiyan: "Don't move around."

Jiang Haiyan reacted, of course she was blushing and trying to struggle, how embarrassing it is for a big man to be hugged by another man's princess!

Shen Heqing gently pinched Jiang Haiyan's soft buttocks with the hand supporting Jiang Haiyan's buttocks, frowned slightly and reprimanded: "I told you not to move around, what if my hand slips and you fall off? "

Jiang Haiyan had no choice but to bury his face in Shen Heqing's chest silently.

Shen Heqing carried Jiang Haiyan into the room, and put him gently on the bed.

During this process, when the two inevitably looked at each other again, Shen Heqing looked down at Jiang Haiyan's upward gaze, which seemed to be somewhat confused, and asked with a slight frown, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Haiyan pursed her lips: "...it's nothing."

It has been a long time since he had dreamed of things that happened 1000 years ago, but recently he has always dreamed of them frequently, which made him faintly feel uneasy, but he couldn't tell where this uneasiness came from.

"Go to sleep," Shen Heqing smiled softly, "...Don't worry, I'm here."

As he said that, he bent down and placed a light and light kiss on Jiang Haiyan's forehead. Compared with the previous kiss mixed with strong emotions, this kiss was very light, so light that it almost made Jiang Haiyan have no substance. Feel.

Shen Heqing's lips lingered on Jiang Haiyan's forehead for a moment, then moved away slightly, and said in a bent posture, "I will be here forever." Even if his whole life...is not as long as the person in front of him One ten-thousandth of a lifetime.

Shen Heqing said a few more words in a low voice, and when he raised his head again, he found that Jiang Haiyan fell asleep again at some point.

... This guy actually fell asleep again in seconds.

He sighed helplessly.