The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The carriage drove slowly.

Sitting at the front of the car and driving the horse was a woman in blue shirt, but for some reason she looked depressed and seemed exhausted.

At this time, the curtain of the car was lifted, and a head with messy hair stretched out and asked, "Hello? Haven't you arrived yet? Yinsang is hungry!"

Then, another head that was equally messy but obviously more pleasing to the eye than the previous one stretched out and asked, "Ah, sorry, is there any water? I'm a little thirsty."

The woman in the blue shirt said angrily: "I don't have time to feed you now! Hold on to me!"

"What? You actually said something like that? Do you even know who you're talking to, you bastard?" Yin Shi complained with his dead fish eyes open.

The woman in the blue shirt couldn't help complaining in her original voice: "Who is the bastard? Tell me to figure out your current situation! You are now prisoners! You are my prey! Why are you like this? A condescending expression on your face?"

Gui said lightly: "But didn't you say that you want to dedicate us to your master? That means we will become the women of your master, right? That is to say, your mistress? Then of course I am yours." Isn't the boss? So you should respect us more!"

"Your thinking is jumping too much, right? And where did you get the confidence to think that you will be appreciated by my prince in the past? Let me tell you! I have sent over nine hundred women, if not thousands! It's better to rest a little bit! Maybe you will be given to the people below before seeing my prince!" The woman in the green shirt said coldly.

Yin Shi was very surprised at what the woman in the blue shirt said: "What? There are actually thousands of them? Then he hasn't repeated one every day for a year?"

The woman in the green shirt snorted coldly: "One a day? Are you thinking too simply? It's two a day! He wants to be accompanied by two beauties every night!"

"Two more? You actually play double. Fly? You can play, my lord! But even if you have two, you can't play with 1000 people! How can it be repaired!!! It's so enviable!!!!"

Facing Yin Shi's heartbroken, envious and jealous tone, the woman in blue was silent again.

Ah, why do you feel envious?

At this time, Gui seriously comforted Yinshi and said: "Yinshi, this is not something to be envied. You have to think about it, it's a one-to-one thousand! If a thousand women surround you, it's worth it every night. There are only two people, and there is only one stick! What do you think will happen when the stick successfully pokes a thousand holes?"

Yinshi was shocked immediately: "The stick breaks the soul!"

Gui nodded solemnly: "There are still people who are exhausted!"

The woman in the green shirt couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: "Don't discuss such a dirty topic so seriously here! Also! Don't underestimate my prince's stick! It's tougher than you imagined. Even stronger!"

Yinshi looked at the woman in the green shirt suspiciously, and said, "Huh? How do you know? Could it be that your prince still likes live broadcasts?"

The woman in blue said: "My colleague told me."

Yinshi complained: "Your colleague? Has your colleague tried it himself?"

"Stupid you! The prince is not a pervert!" The woman in the green shirt gave Yin Shi a contemptuous look and said, "But it really surprised me! Because my colleague is the prince's personal bodyguard, the prince is not a pervert at night." When dealing with a woman, he will also guard in secret, fearing that the woman may be a killer. So he is watching this situation almost every day. "

Yinshi complained again: "It's a good thing he can watch it!"

"About this question, I also asked!"

"Huh? How did he answer?"

"'It's just an ugly gesture to expose the group of sows on the bed. What can't be done?"

In an instant, Yinshi and Gui were silent.

"Your colleague must have been hurt by a woman, right?"

"I don't know about that, he never talks about his private affairs." After a pause, the woman in the blue shirt suddenly realized that she seemed to be too relaxed with these two people, and immediately frowned, "Hey! Talking too much Yes! Sit down obediently for me! Otherwise, I won’t give you dinner for a while!”

"Yes—" Yin Shi and Gui really obediently shrank their heads back into the trunk.

Seeing their overly relaxed posture, the woman in blue shirt couldn't help twitching the corner of her mouth again, and considered whether she should change people again.

At this time, a young man approached him and made him vigilant.

This young man has sword eyebrows and star eyes, a jade face and vermilion lips, he looks very romantic and charming.I saw him smiling slightly at himself.

"Hello." The man greeted the woman in blue.

The woman in the blue shirt could only reply: "Hello, my lord."

The man asked: "Madam, where are you planning to go? Who is in the sedan chair?"

The woman in the green shirt frowned, and said, "I don't think I need to answer your question, young master, do I?"

The man smiled: "I'm sorry, it seems that I was mistaken for a prodigal son. To be honest, because I bet with someone, whether the person sitting in the sedan chair is a beauty or not. I hope you can help me, madam. .”

"Beauty?" The woman in the blue shirt sneered, and suddenly lifted the curtain. Yin Shi and Gui were playing UNO, so they were shocked on the spot.

The woman in the green shirt resisted the desire to complain, looked at the man and smiled and said, "Did you see it? These are my two sons! They are inside because they are weak. I wonder if you are satisfied, my lord?"

The man smiled again: "If that's the case, I'm really causing you trouble."

The woman in the blue shirt stopped talking, but pulled up the reins, and when she was about to leave, she only heard the man's voice slowly say: "Although my gambling luck is a bit poor, my eyesight is still good. For example, Jiangzuo Situ's family Disguise..."

On the spot, the face of the woman in green shirt changed.He suddenly used his claws to grab the man's eyes.

But the man is obviously not an ordinary person, his body is so fast that he dodges lightly, and even shoots a few silver lights.

The woman in the green shirt jumped up in shock.Those few silver lights hit the horse.The horse galloped out of control.

Yinshi and Gui in the carriage poked their heads out in shock and shouted.

"Hey, what's going on? Did you run wild all of a sudden when you saw a beautiful mare, you bastard?"

"No, Yinshi! No one is leading the horse!"

"What? Where did that guy go? Isn't he just going to abandon us like this? Ugh——" The galloping horse suddenly fell to its death, and the carriage was thrown flying instantly.

Seeing this, the woman in the green shirt rushed over to hold the carriage, but the carriage was stopped abruptly.However, at this moment, the young man suddenly hit the acupuncture point from behind him to seal the movement.

The woman in the green shirt could only grit her teeth and stare at the man in front of her with a smile and opened the curtain again.

However, when the man saw the situation inside the car, his smile suddenly froze.

The cards in the carriage were scattered all over the place.Yinshi and Gui fainted on the ground in different postures.

restaurant.

The woman in the green shirt who was clamped and unable to move stared at the man in front of her resentfully, and said, "What is your purpose for bringing me here?"

After the man took a sip of tea gracefully, he smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just want to ask the envoys under Happy King to do something for me! As long as you agree, I promise I won't hurt you at all."

"You want me to help you with something?" The woman in green shirt frowned slightly, and said, "What's the matter?"

"Don't worry, this matter is only good for you, not bad." The man smiled, "It's about one of your four envoys, the envoy."

The blue-clothed woman asked doubtfully, "What exactly are you trying to say?"

The man said: "If your treasurer, Jin Wuwang, has betrayed me, how would you feel?"

"Rebellious? He betrayed? What are you kidding?" The woman in the blue shirt snorted coldly, "I met him a few days ago and he still stuck me with 1 taels as always when he saw me reaching out his hand! You said he was a traitor ? Who can be stronger than my prince and make him willing to betray?"

The man smiled and said, "Isn't there the only person in this world who can oppose your prince, Happy King? Logically, you should also know his life."

The woman in the green shirt frowned and said, "What do you mean?"

"Shen Lang."

Hearing this name, the woman in blue sneered and said, "Shen Lang is just a fledgling kid, can he be compared with my prince?"

"Believe it or not. But don't blame me for not letting you know."

Looking at the mysterious smile on the man's mouth, the woman in the green shirt pondered for a few seconds, and said, "How do you know about this? Who are you? You must not be able to see through my disguise technique." What a simple character!"

The man smiled and said: "My name is Wang Lianhua, so naturally I'm not someone worth remembering, so you don't have to be wary of me. Just believe that I'm not your enemy."

That's not necessarily the case... The woman in the blue shirt stared at this strange man, thinking in her heart that a mouth like him that can even talk about the dead is enough to make people alert.

However, if what he said is true and Jin Wuwang has really betrayed, then he should really go back and report.

Thinking of this, the woman in green shirt said: "Okay, I will follow you."

Wang Lianhua smiled: "This is the most sensible choice."

The woman in blue said: "Then, can you help me untie the acupuncture point now?"

Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "Naturally." As she spoke, she really opened his acupuncture points.

"Your advice, I will truthfully report it to the lord. Let's leave now..."

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to leave, Wang Lianhua stopped him.

"Wait a moment."

The woman in blue glared at him and said, "What do you want?"

Wang Lianhua smiled and said, "I mean you can leave now. But the two girls you brought with you should stay."

The woman in the blue shirt was dissatisfied: "What are you talking about? How can there be any girl?"

"Your Excellency is an envoy, so naturally the ones you found are stunning beauties." Wang Lianhua smiled, "Although your Excellency disguised them as men, I can still see it, and I can even guess it."

The woman in the blue shirt gave a displeased "tsk" and said, "What do they have to do with you?"

"Of course it doesn't matter. It's just that I, Wang Lianhua, don't have any hobbies, I just like to pity flowers and cherish jade..."

When Wang Lianhua looked at Yinshi and Gui, her smile froze again.

Yinshi was picking his nose, while Gui continued to fall asleep due to the impact on the carriage, snoring and drooling with his eyes wide open.

Both Wang Lianhua and the woman in the green shirt were depressed, and they both stepped back a few steps and began to whisper.

"They... are the beauties you found, right?"

"That's right, they are indeed beauties! I witnessed it with my own eyes! But, why? Why can I always feel a strong charm of a foot-picking uncle in them..."

The hesitant two looked at Yinshi and Gui again.

At this time, Yinshi picked out a piece of booger, rubbed it into a ball and flicked it off without hesitation.As for the dregs left on the fingers, after Yinshi blew it a few times and failed to blow it off, he rubbed it against Gui's scalp who was still drooling and drowsy without hesitation.

Wang Lianhua and the woman in blue shirt took a few steps back again, whispering to each other.

"That! Are you sure you read it right or did you not notice that they were switched later?"

"... Logically, it's impossible! Can I still not see clearly my disguise?"

"However, are you sure that they are really the behavior of stunning beauties? Let alone whether they are stunning beauties, are they really women like this?"

"...This, to be honest, is a question I've been hesitating for a long time. Recently, I'm still thinking about whether it's better to just change people?"

"...Arnold..."

Suddenly a pair of dead fish eyes appeared between the two of them and they were startled.

I saw Yinshi looked at them with a dejected look on his face and said: "Although I don't know exactly what you are discussing, but if there is nothing else, can you let us go? Just sit here all the time, neither serving food nor eating food. Serving the wine, you let us just sit here in a daze like this? Is this the way you treat guests? I’m still injured anyway! Show some sincerity, you bastard!"

Wang Lianhua & the woman in the blue shirt: "..."

Wang Lianhua glanced at the woman in the green shirt, and said, "Although I don't really want to know, I still want to make sure, where did you find it?"

The woman in the green shirt said to herself: "...Our parents have taught us not to pick up random things to eat since we were young. I never imagined that the same principle should not be used to randomly pick up people on the road..."

At this moment, Wang Lianhua suddenly saw a sly look from the corner of his eyes.He suddenly made a move and touched three acupuncture points of the woman in blue.

The woman in blue was stunned for a moment and then said angrily, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I thought of one thing to do, so I wronged you to be my mother's guest first!" After Wang Lianhua said with a smile, two men appeared behind him and gave the woman in the green shirt to her. It was taken.

Before Yinshi could react, another servant asked, "My lord, what should we do with these two people? Do you want to take them to Madam too?"

Wang Lianhua kept her eyes on the outside, said casually: "It's up to you." Then she hurried out.

The servant obviously didn't know what the so-called "follow you" meant, so he froze there.

After he glanced at Yin Shi with a dull face and Gui who was still asleep, he thought it was better to ask Wang Lianhua in case he came back.

Finally, Yinshi and Gui followed him to a large manor.

It was also from this day that Wang Lianhua's fate fell to the bottom...