The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

I don't know how long it has passed, Yinshi opened his eyes in a daze, and suddenly felt a headache.

"Ah, pain pain pain pain—what's going on? Did I drink alcohol? I don't remember it at all!! Uh... no, I remember that I haven't drunk alcohol for a long time? Ah! By the way, friend That guy Habach has appeared again! Ahh, what are you doing? Hasn’t that bastard fairy sent him back yet? By the way, that guy is too stubborn? It’s just like You Ripple! I’m going to be scared I pissed! Then... what happened? I remember that I wanted to go out but couldn't, but I didn't know why I was able to go out again, but as soon as I went out, it fell down... Ah, yes, it fell I fell down! But fortunately, I fell into the water, otherwise I would really belch! Huh? Could it be that the reason why my head hurts so much is because I hit some rock when I fell? No! Hit my head or something It’s scary! If you can’t fix a concussion or something, it’s still mild. What if you accidentally become a wig? Cerebral palsy can’t be cured! It’s even more difficult to treat than an idiot. Xinbaji and Kagula will also dislike Yinsang! What should I do? Should I go to the hospital? But it’s so scary! What should I do if I accidentally find out some terminal illness? My endurance is actually very fragile! S looks very strong on the outside, but is as fragile as a virgin O on the inside! What should I do? What should I do? Ah, no good! I must be suffering from some terminal illness! Why do I feel so connected? The voice has also changed? It has become like an uncle..."

Yinshi suddenly shut up, blinked suspiciously, and looked at the mirror next to him that reflected his own appearance.

"Huh? Uncle?"

The person who appeared in the mirror was an old man with messy black hair, a scruffy look and a decadent face.

Subconsciously, Yinshi touched his chest with his hand, the original wonderful elasticity and softness disappeared, and what remained was a hard chest.

Yinshi started to tremble, he moved his gaze to the bottom, slowly untied his belt to check, and then he was stunned.

Just then, a woman in a green shirt came in.Seeing Yinshi's action, she showed a weird smile.

"Oh, you are awake, my dear son! How do you feel?"

Yinshi asked tremblingly: "Could it be that you made me like this?"

The woman in the green shirt smiled and said, "Not bad! Are you satisfied, my son?"

"Thank you so much!!!"

Yin Shi turned around and held the hand of the woman in blue shirt, saying this to her.

In an instant, the woman in blue was stunned.

Only Yinshi said gratefully: "You are such a good person! You actually brought back Yinsang's golden mother! You are my hero! You are my life's benefactor!!"

The woman in the blue shirt had never seen such a reaction in her life, and she was at a loss for what to do.

She twitched the corner of her mouth and asked hesitantly: "...you thank me? I made you such a disgusting man? You...don't you feel ashamed or uncomfortable?"

Yinshi suddenly showed a generous gaze and said to her: "What are you talking about? Isn't this a super nice man?"

The woman in the blue shirt: "..."

Here, the woman in the blue shirt fell into an experience she had never had before, and completely crashed.

As for Yinshi, he was still deeply moved by the realization of his long-cherished wish!

"Ah, finally recovered! Yinsang is finally an upright man again! I've been waiting for this day for too long! Although I haven't returned to Yin's mother, at least I can accept it..."

At this time, the woman in the green shirt gradually began to adapt to the strange creature in front of her, and said slowly: "Well, I think you seem to have misunderstood something! Let me say it first, you have become a man! It's just that I It’s just disguised as a man.”

At that moment, Yinshi's originally joyful expression froze suddenly.

After a long time, he turned around slowly, showing an expression like a black line: "Huh?"

The woman in the blue shirt said: "So, it looks like you are very happy about becoming a man, but I have to explain something to you beforehand! You only look like a man on the outside, but you are actually a woman!"

Gintoki looked at her expressionlessly.

"Didn't you turn me into a man?"

"To be precise, it is to disguise you as a man."

"But, my boobs are gone?"

"That's just using a special dough to re-make a thick layer of body for you to wrap it on."

"Huh? Then what happened to my [beep——]?"

"Ah, since I made you look like a man, it's natural to make a part of it! Although it looks redundant, I'm a perfectionist!"

"……so……"

"Well, it's fake! That thing is just for decoration."

The scene fell into dead silence.

Then, Yinshi lay on the ground heartbroken and sobbed.

The woman in the green shirt complained instantly: "Hey? Did you cry? Did you cry now? Did you cry after you knew that your thing was fake? Do you want that thing so much?"

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

The expression of the woman in blue blouse furrowed for a moment, looking very impatient, but she quickly readjusted.

When she opened the door, she saw a waiter holding a teapot and asked with a smile on her face: "Guest officer, do you need more tea?"

The woman in blue said: "No need! There is no need to add tea here. I will call you if necessary!" After saying that, she stuffed a piece of silver and gave it to Xiao Er, who happily left.

After closing the door, the woman in green shirt turned around and changed her face again instantly.

Yinshi and Gui were both sitting at the table eating the meat soup that they originally wanted to eat.

By the way, Gui has also been modified to become a man. Although he is not as scruffy and decadent as Yin Shi at the moment, he still looks like a tramp.

The woman in the blue shirt looked at the two of them expressionlessly, and said, "You...isn't it right?"

Yin Shi chewed the big bone in his mouth and asked, "Ah? What's wrong?"

The woman in the green shirt twitched her mouth and said, "It's your attitude? Not only have you been turned into what you are now by me! And you don't know where you are now? You don't even know why I made you look like this What is it for? Generally speaking, shouldn’t you be afraid?”

Yinshi chewed with his dead fish eyes open, and asked Gui: "Wig, she's blaming you for not being afraid!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui also chewed expressionlessly, and said slowly, "Actually, I'm afraid!"

The woman in blue looked at Gui wearily, and said, "Oh? What point?"

Gui said: "I'm afraid of what type of flour you used on my body! I have sensitive skin! What if I accidentally get allergic?"

"That's not right! This reaction is wrong!! It shouldn't be like this!!" The woman in the blue shirt suddenly hit the ground and shouted in disappointment, "Why? Why can you be so calm!! Aren't you women? ?”

She suddenly pointed at Yin Shi and said, "Especially you! Didn't you cry just now? How did you cheer up so quickly?"

Yin Shi held the bowl and said: "Well, how should I put it, I'm hungry when I cry."

"Don't lose to a hungry stomach!!" The woman in the green shirt shouted.

Yinshi and Gui suddenly handed over the bowl together.

"one more bowl."

"I'm not your mother!!!" The woman in blue yelled again.

After drinking a cup of tea, Yinshi and Gui finally had their fill and let out a sigh of satisfaction.

The woman in the green shirt was lying on the table exhausted physically and mentally, talking to herself all the time.

"...If I hadn't personally helped them change their clothes and change their appearance, I would have doubted whether the person in front of me was a woman! No, could it be that they were all men and then disguised as women and then changed into men after I found out? ...No, it's impossible, who am I? If I had been disguised, would I not know? And when did I miss my intuition for beautiful women? That's right! They are women! They must be women! And it’s still of high quality and stunning beauty…”

The woman in the blue shirt raised her head and glanced at them, only to see Yin Shi picking her nose.

The eyeball of the woman in the blue shirt exploded in an instant.

Then, she suddenly jumped up and grabbed Yinshi's nose-picking hand and shouted, "What are you doing?"

Yin Shi was a little surprised and said, "Huh? Picking your nose!"

"Don't mention such a vulgar word to me! If you want to say it, say gold particles!!"

Yinshi's face twitched at the words of the woman in green shirt, and he complained, "Isn't this kind of statement even more disgusting?"

"Anyway!!" The woman in the green shirt sternly said, "From today on, you must behave yourself! Those vulgar words must never be said! You can't even pick your nose!"

"Ah? Why?"

"In the future, you will become the concubine of our 'Happy King'. Naturally, you can't be so dissolute!"

"Happy King?" Gui asked, "Who is Happy King?"

The woman in the blue shirt smiled: "He is the greatest and most powerful figure in this Jianghu! You are lucky to be able to serve him around!"

At this moment, Yin Shi suddenly leaned on the ground, put his hands on his chest and said, "Ah, I knew your goal was Yin Sang's body!"

The woman in the green shirt immediately complained: "It's already disgusting enough to make such a movement with this appearance! After the series of actions you just made, it will only make people feel more disgusting!!"

Gui thought for a while and asked, "Since your purpose is to send us to be the women of the Happy King, why did you make us like this?"

Yinshi suddenly asked, "Could it be that the Jolly King has such a special habit?"

The woman in the green shirt complained again: "Are you an idiot? If only he really had such a hobby, he would just go find a real man! Why should I go to such lengths to reform you!"

"Ah, that's right!"

The woman in the green shirt looked at Yin Shi disdainfully and said: "If I take you two away directly, it will certainly attract suspicion. Originally, I should have made you all look like a stinky old woman like me! But because Something happened a few days ago, so this time I pretended to be men!"

As a result, the two beauties who had been turned into men by themselves were so happy, and the psychological shadow of the woman in blue was expanding infinitely in an instant.

"Ah, that's it! It's indeed a smart idea!"

Ah, I was also praised by the person I was trying to abduct.This mood is really bad, how can I break it?

"Well, according to what you said just now, don't you often abduct women from good families like this?" Gui asked suddenly realizing the problem.

The woman in the blue shirt smiled and said: "Of course! Since you are all so calm, I will make an exception and tell you my identity! I am the envoy of one of the four envoys under the Happy King, and I am responsible for Guangxun Stunning beauties from all over the world! Because our happy king likes beauties the most, he must be accompanied by two beauties every night! How, are you satisfied with this answer?"

"Ah, Yinshi, pass me a toothpick! I always feel like there's something stuck between my teeth."

"Well, here it is for you."

Once again, the woman in the green shirt was extremely disappointed and lay down on the table, hammering and shouting, "No! This is not what I want!!!"

"Ah, not good!" Gui suddenly shouted, "Where's my knife?"

At this time, Yinshi suddenly realized that his Lake Toya was gone.

The woman in the blue shirt supported her body, and said slowly: "Oh, your sabers! Of course I hid them! If you want to go back, please be good to me..."

Glancing over from the corner of his eyes, Yinshi and Gui sat obediently in their seats.The woman in the green shirt complained in disappointment again.

"Why is it so boring this time!!?? I told you to be obedient, are you really obedient? Don't you know how to resist? You heard it just now? I want to abduct you and send you away It’s for a certain prostitute king! Don’t you have any fear?”

"But, don't you just want us to be good?" Gui said calmly.

"Ah, that's right..."

"In that case, what are you still upset about?"

"..." The woman in blue was speechless, really speechless.

Are you okay?Are these two babies really okay?Is it too naive?Still too stupid?

Seeing that the woman in the blue shirt didn't speak, Gui asked again: "Well, can you give us back the knife? I always feel that there is something wrong with no knife hanging on my body!"

Yinshi also nodded and said seriously: "That's right! Since the lower knives are installed! Then the upper knives should also be installed! Only in this way can a balance be achieved!"

"Which aspect is the balance? Is the bottom made of flour and the top made of wood?"

Hearing this, Yin Shi's face became dark: "Hey, what are you talking about, you are neither male nor female!"

"I don't want to be told by you, who is more like a man and a woman!"

Yinshi said firmly: "Although the bottom of me is made of flour! But it is still very tenacious! It will harden even if it is blown by the wind a little bit! Don't underestimate it!"

The woman in the green shirt felt unprecedented fatigue.At the same time, for the first time in history, he was worried about the two people in front of him.