The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"Okay, the two little girls of Dongpu, I will tell you about Changchun Island, but before that, you must first tell me the purpose of your going there!" Fatty sat down, showing sharp eyes Looking at Yinshi and Gui, he said, "I don't think you are going to go sightseeing, are you? It doesn't seem like you are going to seek refuge with that future empress! Then why are you willing to make sacrifices and want to know where that place is?"

For the detailed observation of Fatty, Yinshi and Gui looked at each other.

"Why do you think so?" Silver asked shrugging.

Fatty ignored Yin Shi's question, and asked directly: "You probably don't know anything about Jianghu, right? The current masters of Jianghu, how many people do you know? Tell me!"

Really can't tell.Both Yinshi and Gui were silent.Of course, like Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang are both masters, but for them who are not in this world, no one would know them even if they tell them.What's more, Fatty has specified that he wants to be "incumbent".Regarding this, Yinshi and Gui couldn't say anything more.

However, Fatty clearly wanted to hear Yinshi and Gui's answers.After thinking for a long time, they could only choose from the people they knew.

Gui said, "'Nine Sons and Ghost Mother' should be considered a master, right?"

Since he has not seen the opponent's strength with his own eyes, for Gui, who has always been particularly cautious in certain aspects, he lacked confidence when he said this sentence.

As a result, Fatty laughed when he heard it: "Not bad, not bad. Thirty years ago, Yin Yi's martial arts could be regarded as a master of the world. After 30 years, his martial arts must be even more refined."

Hearing this, both Yinshi and Gui changed their expressions.They did not forget that Yinyi was the real name of the Nine Sons and Ghost Mother.The big fat man in front of him actually knew her true face, it seemed that it was not easy.

Thinking of this, Yinshi asked: Then, what about Daqimen? "

But the big fat man sighed lightly, and said: "That's right, I think back then when the iron and blood banner ran across the martial arts world, it was invincible in the world, but it's a pity that most of the martial arts of the big banner sect have been lost, and now the martial arts of the younger generation are only tenth of those of the seniors in the past. One or two."

Ah, sure enough!Yinshi and Gui both looked at each other knowingly.

It is obviously such a powerful sect, but now they are being chased and beaten like a dog in the water. They felt strange from the beginning.Now that I know, I lost all my martial arts, so I still need to make some wool?

But now that Tie Zhongtang has retrieved the martial arts cheats, there should be no big problem, right?

After thinking for a while, Gui asked, "So from your point of view, what about the people from the Wufu Alliance that they are hostile to?"

The fat man let out a "huh" and said, "The martial arts of Wufu Lianhuan and the five sects are not weak. Leng Yifeng's palm technique is feminine, but his secret palm technique is only for dealing with the head of the Daqi sect, so Hei Xingtian and Bai Xingwu seldom use real kung fu on weekdays. Hei Xingtian and Bai Xingwu teamed up and cooperated seamlessly. The double-star darts and flags traveled around the rivers and lakes. It can be said that no one has ever dared to block the way. But the two teamed up and won. It is not kung fu. On hidden weapon kung fu , Thunderbolt Hall's unique gunpowder and Sheng Da Niang's Tiannv needle are all okay, but winning with hidden weapons is even more boring. It's not as good as her son Zixin swordsman Sheng Cunxiao, who is listed in the rainbow group of swords, with Red Eagle, Biyue, Molong, and Lanfeng , Huang Guan, and Cui Yan are collectively known as the heroes of rising swordsmen, these seven are all young, have unlimited potential, and each has their own specialties in swordsmanship, if they are further tempered, they will become supreme masters."

I have to say that Big Fatty did tell them a lot of things that they had never heard before.Gintoki and Gui were indeed slightly taken aback by Big Fatty's unexpectedly broad knowledge.

After a pause, Yin Shi asked with a smile: "But those so-called masters have all turned into idiots in front of you, right?"

Fatty laughed loudly: "The eyes of the little girl are really good, much better than those guys who look energetic but can't see anything!"

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes and was silent for a while.What?Is he mocking Yinsang's dead fish eyes?

I saw Big Fatty knocked and sat next to him, but he kept silent all the time, making people wonder if he was dozing off. His son said, "Boy, why don't you recite "Bi Luo Fu" for them?"

The boy in purple shirt rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "Yes..."

After coughing twice, the purple-shirted boy began to recite:

"Scatter your feelings in the past, condense your thoughts in Dian's tomb.

Taichu and Taishi, high and low are confused.

Will see it but not see it, want to hear it but not hear it.

Yuan and slender, it is still a scorpion

......"

As a result, the Zishan boy once again suffered a hammer from his father.

Fatty shouted: "Who asked you to recite it from the beginning? Just recite the main sentences! You want to show how good your memory is, don't you? You want to make yourself more literary, don't you? Show me the occasion, brat!!"

The purple-shirted boy rubbed his head and twitched his face and said, "You let me recite it without making it clear!"

"You still talk back, don't you? Your skin is itchy, right?" Big Fatty rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat up his son.

The purple-shirted boy waved his hands helplessly and said, "It's alright, alright, I'll carry it on my back..."

Gintoki and Katsura watched this unfolding like a family comedy with a blank expression.

Coughing again, the boy smiled and said:

"Er Qi moves, the wind and rain are like darkness, and the thunder and lightning work together.

Erqi is quiet, his body is like a bright mirror, and he is open and blue.

Floating in the sea, the air is muddy, and the colors are chaotic when reflecting the green mountains.

It is the leader of all things and the magnificence of heavy materials. "

Fatty listened and smiled.He asked, "What do you think about these few sentences?"

Yinshi and Gui shook their heads together: "I have no idea."

Fatty wasn't annoyed either, he smiled lightly and said: "The people contained in this poem are really the six top masters in the Jianghu!"

Gui seemed very interested, so he asked, "Which Sixth University?"

Fatty said: "This poem alludes to the six peerless martial arts masters: wind, rain, thunder and lightning, Ye Di and the future!"

"In the future?"

"That's right, it's the owner of Changchun Island that you plan to go to, the empress in the future." The fat man paused, and continued, "The wind, rain, thunder and lightning, the four sages of martial arts; Emperor Ye will honor the martial arts in the future. Do you understand, little girl?" Girls? They are the real masters!"

Gui widened his eyes to express his surprise.But Yinshi still showed a pair of dead fish eyes, but asked with a smile: "So, what about you?"

"Huh?" Fatty narrowed his eyes slightly.

Yin Shi chuckled and asked, "Among the six great masters, one of them is you, uncle?"

Hearing Yinshi's question, the purple shirt boy's eyes widened.

In front of people who may be the six masters of the world, she can still be so presumptuous. This white-haired girl is really not easy!

Fatty smiled and touched his chin and asked, "Haha, yes, I am one of them! So, who do you think I am?"

"Which one?" Yinshi and Gui thought for a while and began to discuss.

"Well, the last one is a woman, that can be ruled out."

"That man named Yedi sounds too advanced, it can't be this sloppy fat man in front of him..."

Fatty: "Hey, wait, what is a sloppy fat man? Isn't it rude for you to say that?"

The purple-shirted boy suppressed a smile.

"That is to choose from wind, rain, thunder and lightning."

"Is it rain, thunder and lightning..."

Yinshi and Gui stared at Fatty, and then said in unison: "Thunder?"

This time it was Big Fatty's turn to be stunned: "...Why do you know?"

"Ah, we really guessed it right?"

Big Fatty asked anxiously: "Hurry up and answer, why did you win the first guess?"

"About this," Yinshi and Gui said together, "the angry Thor..."

Fatty: "..."

The purple shirt boy finally couldn't help laughing out loud, but was hit on the head again by Big Fatty.

Fatty said unwillingly: "It's true that I am Lei, but I'm not some angry God of Thunder! I am Lei Whip, Lei Dapeng!"

The purple shirt boy seemed to have a great interest in Yinshi and Gui after the conversation just now.Immediately afterwards, his father introduced himself: "I am Lei Xiaodiao!"

Gui asked, "What about the others?"

Lei Whip said: ""Thunder Whip" Lei Dapeng, swept away the heroes of Kyushu; "Misty Rain" Hua Shuangshuang, the hidden weapon is unparalleled in the world; "Lightning" Zhuo Sanniang, the lightness kung fu is unparalleled; .Then, as the two supreme beings in martial arts, "Yedi" and "Future", mythical characters in the martial arts, and ordinary martial arts people, it is difficult to hold a candle to them. "

"These are the six peerless masters in the Jianghu!"

"Wow……"

Yinshi and Gui let out a sigh, and then fell silent for a while.

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes and asked, "Hey... By the way, why did we suddenly talk about this topic?"

Gui explained: "It seems that they wanted us to tell us the purpose of going to Changchun Island at the beginning, but we ended up jumping here."

Gui's words reminded Lei Bian, and he asked: "Ah, yes, tell me, why are you going there? Rather, why do you know about Changchun Island, which is rarely known in the rivers and lakes, because you don't know anything about Biluo Fu?" ?”

After a moment of silence, Yinshi plucked his ears and said, "...Actually, we want to find someone. I heard that she might be there..."

Lei Bian nodded and said, "Well, that's really the case... and then? Who is this person you are looking for?"

Gui replied: "We want to find the elder sister of the Nine Sons Ghost Mother. I heard that she might be there, so we want to go."

"Yin Yi's sister? Yin Su!" Lei Bian crossed his arms and thought for a while, but actually showed a bitter expression, "Really, I was still wondering why there was no news about her, so she is in Changchun Island..."

In order to avoid the other party's misunderstanding, Gui quickly added: "Ah, no, I'm not sure it's there, it's just a possibility..."

"Ah, that's right!!" Lei Bian seemed to have remembered something, and stood up abruptly, "It's already so late, we need to eat!"

At this time, Yin Shi also touched his stomach and said casually: "You finally said something that made people happy. Then what shall we eat?"

Yinshi, who was still thinking about eating here, never thought that Leibian would drive them out together with his son in the next second.

Yin Shi, Gui and Lei Xiaodiao stood silently in front of the closed door.

Only listening to the inside, Lei Bian's voice said loudly: "Boy, you are responsible for taking them to Changchun Island! By the way, make contact with each other on the way, and when you come back, you will make up your mind which one to choose to have a baby!"

Lei Xiaodiao's expression collapsed in an instant, he slammed on the wooden door and shouted: "Hey, don't be joking, old man! What is this? Open the door quickly!!!"

However, there was no sound from inside the door.

Lei Xiaodiao has a black line.

Yin Shi and Gui behind him slowly stepped forward and patted his shoulder with one hand.

Yin Shi: "Sorrow and let's change, son smash!"

Gui: "Speaking of which, let's have dinner first before leaving. To be honest, I'm hungry too!"

Lei Xiaodiao: "..."

It took about half an hour before they finally found an inn.

When Yinshi and Gui were feasting, Lei Xiaodiao sighed and said: "Well, I said that although my old man asked me to marry one of you, I would never do it! Because I already have A woman I love so much. I would marry no other woman but her."

When he was eating his dinner, he raised his head, regardless of his mouth full of scum, he complained, "Hey, isn't that right? You said that you have a woman you love so much, but you still come on a blind date? It's a betrayal! It's an indirect cheating! The woman can take off the number stick under your crotch!"

Lei Xiaodiao twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "She's not so cruel! Speaking of which, what's the matter with you? What's the crotch/lower, the numbers are great, don't you have the sense of shame that a girl should have? Really I don't understand why the old man is attracted to you, no matter how you look at it, you don't look very attractive!"

"What are you talking about! Yin-sang, I just said what everyone wanted to say but didn't dare to say! It's great! Moreover, I actually said that Yin-sang has no charm, just the magnificent scene on my chest is enough Awesome bastard!" Yinshi taught with a sophisticated expression, "What's more, maybe the woman in your heart is very gentle on the outside, but wild on the inside! Maybe it's the type of underwear or T-back oh!"

Lei Xiaodiao complained: "What T-back? No matter how you think about it, it can't be a good word! Less is out of nothing! And who would be interested in those two lumps? It's just excess body fat!"

Hearing this, it was Gui's turn to raise his head: "You're right, but it's just a low-level fake meatball, do you actually want to climb the peak of real meatballs? How naive!!"

Lei Xiaodiao twitched the corners of his mouth again and complained: "Hey, this one over here is not too normal... She is the best indeed! She is the most beautiful, strongest and strongest woman I have ever seen. Gentle girl..."

"Although you liked her very much, you got dumped, didn't you? That's why you came on a blind date..." Yin Shi complained.

"That's what the old man forced me to do!" Lei Xiaodiao stared at Yin Shi and said, "What's more, I wasn't dumped! We are in love, it's just..."

Lei Xiaodiao sighed: "She is missing now, no matter how I look for it, I can't find it..."

"Missing?"

"Hmm..." Lei Xiaodiao said with a worried expression, "Three years ago, she suddenly disappeared."

"Three years ago?" Yin Shi and Gui looked at each other.It just so happened that the girl Liu Heyi they met in Blacksmith Village today also lost her memory and was taken in by Zhao Qigang three years ago.Could it be the same person?

Gui asked, "What's the girl's name?"

Lei Xiaodiao replied: "Her name is Hua Lingling. Like me and that old man, she is the daughter of Hua Shuangshuang, one of the four sages among the six masters."