The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

After walking out of the blacksmith village, Gui said vigorously, "Well, now that the knife is sharpened, no matter what happens, you can face it without fear!"

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and said, "Hmm... But by the way, did we forget something?"

"Is there?" Gui looked at Yin Shi suspiciously and asked back.

After thinking about it, Yinshi blinked and said, "Well, forget it..."

At this moment, someone not far away actually called out: "Hello—"

But Gintoki and Gui didn't care at all and continued walking.

"Hey-hey-"

Yinshi and Gui still didn't look back, but they were talking expressionlessly.

Gui asked, "Hey, there's a fool shouting from behind! Don't worry about it?

Yin Shi: "Don't worry, don't worry, isn't there someone shouting on the street every day? Isn't it calling you, what do you care about him?"

The voice from behind still insisted on shouting: "Hey, girls in front, wait a minute!"

Gui still didn't look back, he didn't care much and just asked casually: "Ah, I'm calling you a little girl, isn't it really calling us?"

Yinshi: "The streets are full of little girls! What's more, Yinsang, I'm not a little girl! Although the outer body has become a coquettish and plump JK, but the heart is still a man with two metal balls!"

The back shouted again: "Hey-stop, that little girl with white hair in front!!"

Gui Mian said expressionlessly: "Ah, I've described it all, isn't it referring to you, Yin Shi? After letting people shout for so long, do you feel good about it? Really!"

Yinshi: "What nonsense! Yinsang and I are not the only ones with white hair in the world! And as I said just now, Yinsang is not a little girl, but a jk in appearance and a boy in her soul..."

"Didn't you hear me tell you to stop?"

Before Yinshi finished speaking, a loud roar came from behind.Immediately afterwards, a wine gourd flew past from behind and hit Yinshi directly on the back of the head, and was immediately knocked down by KO.

A middle-aged fat man rushed over with a dark face, stepped on Yinshi's head and continued to roar: "If the tiger doesn't show its power, you really think I'm Maitreya?"

Seeing this middle-aged fat man, Gui finally remembered who he was, and suddenly realized: "Ah, you are the uncle in the teahouse just now!"

Yinshi Heixian turned his head with difficulty and begged for mercy: "Well, I'm very sorry for ignoring you just now... Can you please hold your foot high and let the little one go?"

"Hmph, if I hadn't liked you, I would have wiped him out three or four times already if your actions were replaced by someone else's! How can you beat you with a wine gourd like you!" The fat man put his foot down. At the same time, he kept nagging.

But Yinshi said very unscrupulously: "Yes, thank you very much for your kindness..."

Gui, who was left on the sidelines, asked, "Well, what do you want us to do?"

Big Fatty said: "What's the matter? Didn't everyone tell you about the matter and come back to the teahouse? Will the Sajia wait for you? As a result, they couldn't wait for you all the time. I thought you were caught by some wild beast on the way, so I just went looking for you!"

"Thanks to your care, we are safe and sound, and will be safe in the future, as long as your lord spares us a lot..." Yin Shi kept muttering in a low voice after getting up.

But of course, Fatty didn't seem to hear it at all, and he became happy on his own, dragging Yin Shi and Gui's arms and walked back, and said: "Since you are all done, let's go!"

Yin Shi yelled: "Hey, hey, wait a minute, where are you dragging us?"

"Where are you going? Do you still need to ask?" Fatty said seriously, "Of course it's my home!"

"This must be asked, right??" Gintoki complained.

And Gui said sincerely: "Ah, I'm very sorry, because we have important things to do next, so we can't go to your house to play!"

"Important thing?" Big Fatty asked, "What important thing?"

"We're going somewhere."

"Where?"

Facing Fatty's indifferent continued interrogation, Yin Shi seemed a little irritable: "Where we go! Anyway, you definitely don't know!"

However, Gui still answered very well: "We are going to Changchun Island."

"Changchun Island?" Fatty seemed surprised.

Yin Shi, who concluded that the other party must not know, said impatiently: "Look, you really don't know? So uncle, you can go home and play with konjac..."

"Do you have anything to do with that old woman in the future?"

Yinshi and Gui were stunned by Big Fatty's unexpected words.

"In the future? Then what?"

Fatty frowned and said, "Aren't you going to Changchun Island? Even the owner of Changchun Island doesn't know that you really want to go there?"

What an unexpected clue!Yinshi and Gui looked at Fatty in surprise and said, "Do you know where Changchun Island is?"

At this time, Fatty didn't answer immediately, but touched his chin and looked at Yin Shi and Gui.

Suddenly, he showed a strange smile and asked, "Where do you really want to go?"

Yinshi immediately realized something was wrong, so he didn't say anything, but Gui replied directly: "Well, we want to go!"

Big Fatty smiled even more happily.He said: "The Sa family can tell you, but how do you repay me? You should understand the truth that you can only get something if you give it?"

(I knew it...) Yinshi was depressed, while Gui began to search for his belongings, but he found a bank note.

"Here you are! Please tell us the location of Everspring Island."

Staring at Gui, Big Fatty smiled and shook his head, "I don't care much about Qian! If you want to exchange it, you should get something of equal value!"

At this time, Gui's expression also changed.

He murmured vacillatingly: "Do you want to use something of equal value... that is to say, do you want us to take out the most important thing to us...Damn it..."

Unrelenting, Gui carefully held out his most precious thing—Elizabeth Jade, which was bought from Young Master Hai and handed over to Fatty, saying, "Here...I gave it to you... You...you must treat it well..."

Fatty fell silent.

"No...Sajia refers to the kind that has more universal value..."

Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and asked: "Hey, you don't mean to use that information to buy us..."

Fatty smiled instantly: "Haha, the little girl with white hair understands my thoughts!"

"Don't be kidding!!!"

Yinshi called out.

"Sajia is not joking!" Fatty smiled proudly, "Where do you really want to go, right?"

Yin Shi's instantly distorted face.

And Gui whispered to Yinshi: "Yinshi, maybe he said that because he wanted to ask us for help with something!"

Yinshi complained: "Help pour out the desire in his body. Is it fire?"

"Anyway, let's hear what he thinks first!" Gui asked, "What do you want us to do?"

Fatty nodded and said, "You guys go home with the Sa family first!"

Afterwards, Fatty walked with Yin Shi and Gui.As a result, I walked all the way to the depths of the mountains.The road was already slippery with moss and soil, rough and difficult to walk, and later it became even more chaotic mountains and towering mountains, with weeds and no paths.

Yinshi only felt that something was wrong as he walked.

...Could it be that there is something super high-powered waiting for him next?For example, difficult movements in the wild?Shouldn't it be mandatory to perform the fusion technique?No……

While still thinking about it, before they knew it, they entered the mountain very deep, and gradually rushed past the mountainside.

At this time, Gui asked, "Well, how long will we go?"

"Ah, it's almost here!"

Fatty replied in this way, and saw a valley in front of him, gloomy and green, full of trees.On the hillsides on all sides, there were actually three crooked thatched huts built crudely, with a wooden sign hanging in front of the huts.When I got closer, I saw the words "Little Shaolin Temple" written on it.

"It's here!" Big Fatty said, "This is my home!"

I saw a room in the middle, which was quite spacious; but the room was messy and messy, with everything from books, swords, piano and chess to pots, bowls, ladles and chopsticks. .There are several books on the wooden shelf in the corner on the left, but on the shelf there are three words "Zangjing Pavilion" written on it, and there are several swords piled up next to the bookshelf, which can be regarded as "Luohan Hall".On a broken table in the middle, there is a candle incense case, which is written with the words "Daxiong Palace". On the small stove in the right corner of the room, a steaming pot is burning. kitchen".All the halls of Shaolin Temple are found here, but not only are they specific, but also ridiculous.

But the weird man laughed and said: "The Sa family was expelled from Shaolin in the past, so they built this small Shaolin Temple to compete with it. How do you think it is built?"

Yinshi complained expressionlessly: "It's really amazing craftsmanship, people who don't know really think you are a great designer!"

Gui asked directly, "So what exactly do you need us to do?"

"Don't worry, everyone hasn't arrived yet..."

Yin Shi was even more alarmed by what Big Fatty said: "Could it be that the field battle is not exciting enough and we need a group P?"

Fatty looked at Yin Shi suspiciously and said, "What are you muttering about all the way, little girl? Ah, I'm back, I'm back!"

At this moment, a young man opened the door and came in.

Seeing Fatty, the boy called out: "Daddy."

Hearing this, Yin Shi's eyes widened.

The so-called gene is irreversible, but the present is just an exception.Dad looks like that, but his son is actually a handsome boy in purple clothes with a chic expression.I saw him holding a folding fan sprinkled with gold in his hand, with two pearls hanging from the fan pendant, he looked like a rich man who came out to visit the mountains and rivers.

However, for some reason, when he saw Yin Shi and Gui Shi, his entire face suddenly darkened.

And Big Fatty didn't seem to give him any good looks, and said directly: "Brat, come here!"

Only then did the purple shirt boy come over, and said with a sinister smile, "Your old man came too early."

Fatty said: "My old man has not been pissed off yet, so naturally he came early."

Then, Big Fatty pointed to Yin Shi and Gui and said, "Why don't you stand there quickly?"

The purple-shirted boy smiled wryly, and walked forward to the middle of Yin Shi and Gui.

Fatty looked at his son, then at Yin Shi and Gui, he stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "Okay! Okay! It's really a match made in heaven, a man of talent and beauty, and I will give birth to a grandson for the old man in the future, haha...haha! It's really wonderful... wonderful pole……"

Immediately, Yinshi yelled: "What? Grandson? What grandson?"

"Don't you know this, Yinshi?" Gui explained seriously, "The grandson is your son's son!"

Yinshi complained: "Of course I know this! I mean what is that fat grandson?"

Fatty ignored the word Pangdun and said directly: "The one born between you and my son is naturally my grandson, the grandson of a direct relative."

Yin Shi was stunned!Said: "You...you originally wanted me and your son..."

Big Fatty was full of complacency, and said: "This old man has lived his whole life, and if his grandson is not good enough, wouldn't it be a great pity, because this old man is determined to find a good wife..." He looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, and then: "Look for it Go, I finally found you. I have read countless people, and I know that stupid women give birth to stupid sons, and smart women give birth to smart sons. You can get it now, although the gray hair is a bit of a concern... Nuonuo, look, my son is handsome and versatile, he is a perfect match for you." The old man talked to himself, and the more he talked, the more proud he became However, the purple shirt boy smiled wryly, and coughed even worse.

Yinshi twisted his face and whispered: "Hey, as his son, shouldn't you do something to stop your father from going crazy?"

The purple shirt boy said with a blank face: "If I could really stop me, I wouldn't be here..."

At this time, Fatty turned his face and said: "Ah, but boy, you can only choose one of them! An excellent wife, one is enough!"

The purple shirt boy finally couldn't stop laughing.He looked at his father and said, "Daddy, isn't it good for you to be like this? No matter how you look at it, these two girls don't want to?"

Who knows, Big Fatty stared round his eyes and shouted: "Who said that? They are all willing! Right, hey... What's your name?"

"It turned out that he didn't even know his name at all!!" the purple shirt boy complained.

"You'll know the name if you ask me now!" Big Fatty said, and asked, "What's your name?"

Yinshi was silent, but Gui replied politely, "He is Yinzi, and I am Guizi."

Fatty smiled and said, "Sure enough, they are from Dongying! Which one do you choose, boy?"

"Wait for me!" Yinshi finally couldn't help shouting, "What the hell are you? Why do you think that the two of us will be willing to give birth to your grandson? Even if there is information provided In the end, we sacrificed even more, bastard!! And, after all, you don’t even know where that place is!”

"Indeed, even if you ask us to give birth to your grandson, at least you should tell us the location first!" Gui Ye said.

"Well, yes, but before that..." Big Fatty smiled, but his appearance was completely different, full of oppression, "You should tell me the reason for going to Changchun Island first, right?"

At that moment, Yinshi and Gui changed their eyes slightly.