[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

One full moon night, I woke up suddenly. I was stunned for a few seconds, then rushed into Mr. Hijikata's room and called him up.I'm sure that something bad is about to happen. The last time my intuition issued such an alarm was a few days before Songyang kicked me out of the private school.

Sure enough, only three days later, news came from the city that someone had poisoned the general in the princess's tea.The sky has changed, and the whole city is under martial law.Mr. Hijikata and the Kondo orangutan were called to Matsudaira Katagurito's house to discuss secret matters. I sat on the roof of the garrison, unhappy.

No matter what our mission is, this operation must be extremely dangerous, but with my immortal body, I could have been used as an invincible sharp blade, but now I can't use it at all.I don't know the exact date, but my annoying rut is approaching again.If I was brought along in this mission, then at some point, I would become the biggest dragger who disturbed the audience.At such times, I'd better stay away from the soldiers.

I left a letter on Mr. Hijikata's desk, and then went to the space station, bought a ticket for the first time, and got on the spaceship to find Shenwei.Fortunately, Shenwei was not angry because of my escape last time. Afutu also seemed to have a normal brain and limbs. He just happily told me that this time he would stay on Earth for a while.

I think there is probably nothing worse than this news.

Staying in Edo Castle, I worry almost every day.Mingming Village is just outside the city, just a few kilometers away, but I can't go there.I was once again under house arrest in a disguised form, and I know my body well, and now I probably can't even transform back into a cat to escape.

Kamui almost doesn't go anywhere, and stays by my side all the time, no, it should be said that he always brings me by my side.He was very excited and said that he could finally have a good fight with the earthlings whom I have always valued.I really want to stop him, but every time I see Takasugi, I can't say the words that are brewing.

He is too painful, because I understand him, I am not qualified to stop him.

Takasugi gathered many forces, Iga Ninja, Seventh Division, Yoshihito Hitohashi, and even a patrol group that I didn't know about before.I don't know anything about the deployment of the shogunate, and with my not very good brain, I can't make a judgment based on what I have heard about the movements of the few ghost soldiers and the Seventh Division.

Finally, the time for confrontation has come.After the day when I finally had an attack, Shenwei put his arms around my waist and said in a happy tone in my ear: "I will compete with Jinzhu who will get the general's head first, and we will split up tomorrow. Chen Luo, you Follow me tomorrow."

I didn't answer. That night, I was obviously very tired, but I couldn't sleep.Yinsang, Xiao Kagura, Shin Haji, Hijikata-san, Okita, you must not have any accidents.

When there was an explosion outside, I was still fighting against the locked door. In desperation, I gritted my teeth and released my claws. After a moment of trance, I finally restrained my instincts. I was helpless at first. The door was cut into fragments in an instant, and I didn't want to take those tortuous routes inside the ship, so I broke the window directly and rushed from outside the ship towards the place where the sound came from.

There was another ship next to the one I was in, and the billowing smoke made my nose completely useless, but in the flames of the explosion, I caught a glimpse of a black uniform belonging to the Shinsengumi, and was caught again in an instant. The rising smoke engulfed it.

That's... Okita! !

A thread in my brain was shattered, I seemed to try my best to call out his name, but my voice seemed to be swallowed by something, all I did was open my mouth wide.

"Hey, Chen Luosang, the leader said..."

I passed Afutu like a gust of wind, leaving his voice of trying to hold my hand and persuasion far behind me, and jumped into the thick smoke.Although my eyes were smoked to the point of tears, I tried my best to keep my eyes wide open, looking for the figure of Okita.

"Okita——!!" My voice suddenly came back, and a cry broke out in my throat.

"It's so noisy, Maosang, do you know that your voice now sounds like an air defense siren?" The familiar lazy voice sounded, and I couldn't care less about bickering with him, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I can't die."

The ship had been completely broken in two, and fell to the ground in a series of explosions.The thick smoke dissipated, and I saw Okita sitting on the ground, his clothes were stained with blood and smoke, and I wondered if his own blood was mixed in them.

I was slightly relieved. "Wait, I'll be right there with you..."

"No, Chen Luo." A hand grabbed my tail and dragged me down, and then an arm was put on my shoulder, pulling me into his arms. "I haven't made lunch yet."

"You put it..." I was just about to struggle, but saw a steel pipe stuck in his abdomen, and the blood soaked that piece of clothing, but he still had that indifferent smiling face, and he pressed my hand firmly. Shoulder.

The smell of smoke was too strong for me to smell his real emotions, and if it wasn't for the wrong timing, I would have punched him in the head. "Are you crazy? You're still laughing now! Hey! Afutu! Hurry up and bandage your idiot leader!"

Afu Rabbit jumped onto this half of the boat, holding a roll of gauze in his hand.I snatched it from his hand, quickly pulled halfway and was about to go to Okita, but before I could jump, Kamui grabbed my tail and pulled me down again.I turned around with a grumpy face, "You never finished, did Shenwei think you were hurt so I wouldn't dare to hit you? A cat's tail is very important and you can't drag it around. I don't know, be careful, I'll pull your braid bald, hey! "

"Oh, you are Kamui." While I was moaning, Okita stood up by himself, pulled out a knife from the ground on one side, and wiped off the blood on it. "My pet has always spoken highly of you. It seems that she is usually taken care of by you."

"Hey, I never admitted..."

The tail was pulled again, I turned my head angrily, thinking of giving this brat a slap on the head no matter what, but was blocked by Shenwei's frightening eyes.

"I don't know when Chen Luo chose a new owner. Sorry, this stupid cat can still be raised by me alone. The owner on the earth should bother to die."

He pulled out the steel pipe stuck in his stomach and shook towards Okita.I was in the double shock of his words and actions, and I didn't have time to stop him immediately. Before I could react, he had already grabbed his umbrella and jumped onto the boat where Okita was.

I hurriedly stood up, trying to stop the two lunatics from fighting, but a big gray-green umbrella blocked in front of me.

"Chen Luosang, the head of the group is in high spirits, I advise you not to interrupt."

The corner of my mouth grinned, and my tongue licked the tiger teeth, "Afutu, get out of the way."

"Forgive me." He smiled at me embarrassedly.

"You can't stop me." I jumped up, stepped on his umbrella, and swung my claws towards his eyes.The umbrella was suddenly opened, I was bounced backwards, and I stepped on the edge of the boat with a backflip. After adjusting my balance, I rushed towards him again. "If that Baga wants to fight, no matter how many times or dozens of times, I will accompany him, but!" He closed his umbrella again, raised it high, and swung it down towards me.I hugged the umbrella body, and when he flicked the umbrella handle, I let go of it, and was thrown by him to the broken hull on the other side.My back hit the wall hard, and my words were interrupted by the impact.

Blood gushed out of my throat and I swallowed it forcefully.I licked my teeth and smiled at Afu Rabbit.I said, you can't stop me.

"Yeah, I've been used." He still looked indifferent, pointed the tip of the umbrella at me, fired a few bullets at the corner of my clothes, and nailed me to the wall.

I didn't pay attention to the bullets flying towards me at all, and my eyes were fixed on Kamui and Okita who were entangled together. "But if something's wrong with either of these two guys," I sprinted forward, and a bullet sliced ​​across my cheek, drawing a long, thin line of blood. "I'm going to be very troubled!"

With a bang, Kamui, who had just raised the umbrella, was pressed to the ground by me, my wrist was propped up with the palm of my hand, and my nails pierced into the floor, nailing him firmly to the ground.The point of Okita's knife landed on the side of my neck, the flesh was cut open, blood ran down the collarbone, and fell onto Kamui's face.He looked at me with the same happy expression, and stretched out his tongue to lick the blood that flowed to his lips.

I ignored him and looked at Afutu. "Hey, take good care of your Captain Baga, don't let him die."

There was another explosion, and Okita raised his knife and chopped off a steel pipe.Thick smoke rose, I jumped up suddenly, took Okita's hand, and ran towards the other side of the broken ship.

Finally, the hull of the ship couldn't bear the impact of this series of explosions, and it split apart quickly, and pieces fell towards the ground one by one.When I was hesitating what to do, Okita suddenly put his arms around my waist and jumped down.Terrified, I hugged his shoulders back. "You have a parachute?"

"No."

"You look confident, but you haven't prepared for anything? Ahhh, I haven't even done a roller coaster and I can't stand such a big excitement!"

A tree hanging from the top of the mountain caught the corner of his clothes, he grabbed the clothes on my shoulders, fell down suddenly, and finally hung on the mountain wall.The branch wailed, and it seemed that it would not be able to support the weight of the two and break.

"Hey, do you need me to teach you that the correct way is to let go?" I looked up at Okita, a drop of blood from his forehead fell into my eyes.In the red eyes, I saw that he still had that indifferent expression, and I didn't feel that this was a critical moment.I couldn't help being discouraged, and the appointed man grabbed the cliff with his claws and climbed up.

"Take me up by the way." His hands wrapped around my waist.

"I kick you down, we fall together, or I go up and find a cane to pull you up, choose one of three." I twitched my forehead, broke his hand hard, and struggled to climb up.