[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

ah!Earth!Edo!How wonderful you are!If I have a good voice, I must sing a song for you!If I have a good handwriting, I must use the most beautiful lines to praise you!

Although I was surrounded by several Shinsengumi members as soon as I got off the spaceship, and then I was stuffed into a police car, as if I was caught evading fares, it didn't disturb my excitement at all.I'm back!I'm finally back!This is simply the hardest ticket I have ever escaped in my life!You know, I almost never come back!

I stayed on the ship of the Seventh Division for two days, and I didn't get into the state again. I tried changing my body once, but nothing happened, so I was sure that my estrus period had passed.During this period, Shenwei always wanted to do that kind of shameless thing with me again, but I sternly rejected it. Our cats are not like rabbits who are in heat all year round, and we have no interest in such things at all.Then he wanted me to change the clothes that belonged to Takasugi, and he could lend me his clothes, but I also refused.I already have several sets of Tang suits, but I don't have any such gorgeous men's kimonos, and I can't afford them, so I will never give up such free clothes now.

Sure enough, Shenwei is still a brat, but I didn't follow his wishes, he was in a bad mood for a few days, and he was still the kind that couldn't be coaxed by cooking for him.This kind of situation has never happened before, so at that time, I didn't realize the seriousness of the problem until I said that I wanted to go back to the earth, and he broke out.

He simply put me under house arrest, and for more than a week after that, I was fighting wits with him, trying to get out of that ship.But I don’t know why Takasugi also started to help him. I can still deal with a Baga with Guangshenwei, but if I add a guy like Takasugi who can fight wits, I will be completely powerless. No matter what method I think of, there will always be halfway Destroyed by Takasugi.

I was really furious, but I complained to Shenwei, "I knew I wouldn't come to you, and I could solve it on Earth", but he dragged me into the training room again.Again, if it weren't for my immortal body, I probably wouldn't be able to get out.With a broken face, Afutu calculated the cost of repairing the spaceship, added another sum to the financial deficit, and finally, under my stalking, finally sent me out quietly when passing by a planet, Then I ran back with difficulty to evade the fare.

I hope Shenwei won't be too angry with Afutu.Amen.I made a sign of the cross on my chest.

Seeing the familiar gate of the village, I was almost moved to tears. After seeing the little Kagura who didn't know why she was here, I couldn't help but rushed towards it, and complained tearfully.

"Kagula sauce, I thought I'd never come back again! That guy Kamui is too good! Just like a totally unreasonable brat!"

"His brain has been broken before, just a simple brain-dead Bagaaru." Xiao Kagura touched my head and echoed.

"That's right, he's an asshole!"

"Stinky bastard!"

"Paramecia!"

"Same pubic lice as enko!"

"Hey! Why are you scolding more and more vigorously!" Xinbaji interrupted us, "Speaking of Chen Luosang, the clothes you are wearing... If I remember correctly, it should be Takasugi-san's clothes... ..."

"Ah, this." I let go of Kagura, and tugged at the hem of my clothes. "Yeah, I think it fits pretty well, what's wrong?"

"Why are you wearing his clothes?"

"Because the uniform was chopped up during the fight, and it's full of blood, so I can't wear it anymore."

"No...why do you have to wear this?" Yinsang interjected, and it was only then that I noticed that he had a constipated expression, and looked at my clothes distortedly. "It's uncomfortable to watch."

"Eh? Is that so? Do you feel this way? No wonder Kamui always wanted me to replace it." I twisted my body and looked around, "But I think it looks pretty, what do you think, Kagula-chan? "

"Chen Luo-chan looks beautiful no matter what she wears, Aru!" Xiao Kagura's rainbow fart has always made people ecstatic. "But I also feel a little uncomfortable. Why does Chen Luo insist on wearing his clothes? There should be a lot of beautiful clothes. The blonde woman's clothes are also beautiful, and her figure is very similar to Alu."

"That..." The corners of my mouth twitched, remembering Matako Kurishima's attitude towards me.If I still snatch its clothes to wear, she may really not be able to help but shoot me in the head. "She hates me as a traitor, so she wouldn't lend me clothes. And at that time, I only had Takasugi's clothes to borrow."

"What does that mean?" Mr. Hijikata asked, and it was only then that I noticed that he and Okita standing beside him had the same uncomfortable expressions as Yinsang.

"Before I connected with the Seventh Division of Chunyu, I basically stayed in Gaoshan's room." I hesitated for a while, and then made up my mind.I've had enough of hiding it, and it's better to tell the truth now.Although...they might be angry. "Then, I had an attack. At that time, the clothes were completely damaged. If I wanted to go out, I could only wear Takasugi's clothes. I still wear them now because I think the pattern is very beautiful, so I have not been willing to take them off."

There was a deathly silence, and obviously Yinsang, Mr. Hijikata and Okita didn't look at me, but I felt a huge oppressive force that was about to crush me.I couldn't help but squeeze Xiao Kagura's hand, to draw some reassuring warmth from her.

"Chen Luojiang..." Little Kagami held my hand back, her voice finally broke the deathly silence.

"Go and change that suit." Okita finally moved his gaze to me, and I saw his eyes were red.

I shook Kagura's hand and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. "You don't need to say that I will replace it. I still have to go to work. I can no longer ask the team members to replace my squad. If you still want me to stay in the Zhensengumi..."

"Put this on as well." He took out a collar from his pocket, and took out another collar that was exactly the same as last time, "This time the positioning system has been strengthened, if you are caught to another foot in the universe, We are also fine..."

"Yadayo." I rejected him without saying a word, even though his suppressed murderous aura made my back chill.I tried my best to put on a relaxed look, "Cannian, we agreed that I would listen to you before the matter is exposed, but now, I think that is unnecessary." I looked at Mr. Hijikata's expression, But nothing can be seen.There was a strong smell of smoke on his body, and I couldn't tell the change in his breath. I think he may have been troubled for a long time because of me these days.

Yinsang kept silent and didn't look at me. There was a warm feeling coming from my side. I saw little Kagura hugging one of my arms, looking up at me worriedly.

I patted her head. "Dear man, Kagura-chan, if Mina-san doesn't mind, then nothing has changed for me. Everything will be as it was at the beginning. I may be very busy recently. When I'm done, I'll go play with you again."

Nothing has changed, yes, nothing has changed for me.

I said this on my lips, and I comforted myself over and over again in my heart, but I also knew very well that something had really changed, whether it was me or someone else.The nose, which has always helped me a lot, has become a burden. Human beings are very good at camouflage, but they can't fake their breath. Even if they pretend to be the same on the surface, their breath is still different from before.No, maybe, it's just that I understand better, and know what those subtle changes mean.

The emotions that I didn't need began to become richer. The emotions were not only the initial emotions, but also sadness, despair, worry, longing, shyness, and more.Human beings have a terrible appeal, and being with them, I seem to be gradually assimilating.

Why on earth am I living the life I am living now?Obviously I can live without doing anything, but I can't die anyway.Oh, by the way, I was kicked out of the Songxia Village School by Songyang, because I was so weak that I couldn't even protect myself.After that, I have been living in order to become stronger, and to one day give death as a thank you gift to Shoyang.Obviously, when I was traveling between planets with Kamui, I still kept this in mind, and practiced hard every day for it, but how did I return to Earth, come to Edo, and stay with Mina-san , My goal seems to have changed?

Busy on patrol every day, chatting and laughing with the soldiers, fighting with Okita, waiting for Mr. Hijikata to rescue me, playing with Xiao Kagura, flirting with Yinsang, waiting for Xinbaji to complain, I got to know Ah Wonderful, I got to know Yueyong and Sunlun, and met so many interesting human beings. Occasionally, I can still listen to the daily life of Gui Tucao and Yiyi tea party, and I can fly to the sky to find Shenwei and make a big fuss.Life is suddenly filled with all kinds of messy colors, and my pure black has turned into the legendary colorful black.

It seems a bit difficult to go back now.It's not that I didn't think about leaving everything behind and running to any corner of the world to wipe everything out and start over, but I couldn't do it.For the first time in my life, I worried that I was running out of time, not mine, but theirs.They were the first friends I've made since attaining sanity, and with no experience, I don't know how much my future self will regret if I miss them.

But life has changed, although everyone has been working hard to cater to my wishes when I was in Tunsuo and Wanshiwu, and I tried my best to pretend that nothing had changed, but when I met Gui and met his undisguised eyes Sometimes, I still can't lie to myself.I don't know where the impulse came from, I took the initiative to walk up to him and drag him back to his hiding place.

"I'm Xiao Hei from Matsushita Village School." I turned back into a cat, sat in front of him, and flicked my tail.I don't know what's the use of saying this, but I suddenly want to reveal all my secrets, no, it's not really a secret at all, I didn't say it at the beginning, I just thought it was unnecessary.

He shrugged, seemed a little surprised, but said nothing.I chattered on and on, from the reason why I left the private school to my life in the ghost army these days, the sun sets, the moon rises, and the east is pale. He has been listening silently, only A glass of water was poured for me halfway through.

In the next few days, I told Yinsang all about my past, Mr. Hijikata and Okita, Shinhachi and Xiao Kagura were surprised, but Yinsang was still the same as before, holding his booger while holding his nose. lacking look. "I've already forgotten what happened so long ago, Yinsang."

Mr. Hijikata and Okita didn't express much when they were listening, but I was full of emotion. "Now it's like this, there must be some kind of broken fate. If I can see what kind of material the red thread is doing, whether it's burned or cut, I will definitely break it. It's a pity, I can't see anything. not see."

I touched my heart and looked at the blue sky. "Songyang, you have lived longer than me and are stronger than me. You should know how to cut this thing off. Monsters like us probably don't need this kind of thing, otherwise how can we do it well?" How can I survive? Songyang, I am in so much pain, can you teach me what to do? Songyang, where are you?"