[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Kagula-chan, is there something you want to see me for?" I sat down in front of Kagura, and she knelt down and stroked my head.

Xinbaji had been watching me from the sidelines, and suddenly said in front of Xiao Kagura: "Has Chen Luosang grown up?"

"Ah! I almost forgot!" I slapped the floor, stood up, and turned around in front of the two of them, "My cat form has grown up! This is the first time in nearly 20 years! Ah... ...I have been that little kitten since I was conscious, I thought I would never grow up!"

"So Chen Luosang is actually only in his teens? He's younger than Ah Nei!" Xin Baji opened his eyes wide in surprise, "I always thought that Chen Luosang was an old monster who was several dozen years old. .”

"Well, I did live as an ordinary kitten for many years before I had no self-awareness. It is actually right to say that I am an old monster." For some reason, I scratched my head in embarrassment.

"What, Chen Luojiang has been a girl Alu all her life! Xinbaji, you really can't talk, it's because of this that you can only be Xinbaji and not Xinyiji Alu!" The little god laughed. Xinba glanced at me and hugged me. "Chen Luo-chan, even if he grows up, he's still very kawaii! Has Chen Luo-chan's human form changed?"

"Cannian, that seems to be the final state." I flicked my tail, "I don't even know when I grew up, I just realized that the cardboard box got smaller when I was sleeping last night. Speaking of which, What are you doing looking for me?"

"Ah! I almost forgot!" Xiao Kagura slapped his head and stuck out his tongue at me. For a moment, I felt fireworks going off in my brain. "Xiaoyue wanted to ask us for help, saying that she wanted to expand Baihua's manpower, but she couldn't find a suitable publicity method to attract many people to sign up for Alu. But Xin Baji and I didn't know what to do."

"Where is Yinsang? He should have a solution, right?"

"Yin-chan went to work in a ladyboy shop today, Alu! Grandma Dengshi said that if Yin-chan couldn't pay the rent tomorrow, she would tie him up and sell his kidney."

"Pfft." I couldn't help laughing.That Baga of Yinsang, I really want to see how he looks in the ladyboy shop.

"Is there any good solution for Chen Luosang?"

"Baihua wants to recruit people... I think it should be very easy. The attributes of girls in Yin's mother's worldview are not gentle, Minna is super domineering, Yue Yongsang is so beautiful and powerful, she I can make a walking flyer by myself! As long as she takes a group of photos and prints them into posters, and post them everywhere, there will be girls who will apply for it!" I said.

"But no matter how good a girl is, she also likes kawaii things. Can we make a kawaii mascot for Yoshihara..." Xinbaji suggested.

I flicked my tail, "That's easy! It's fine if I don't come! Black cat and Yoshihara are a good match, right!"

"Eh? But isn't Chen Luosang the mascot of the Shinsengumi?"

I laughed again. "No, I sometimes have to be in charge of undercover and inspector work. The form of a cat cannot be associated with the team uniform of the Shinsengumi. Besides, isn't the mascot of our team there?" I pointed Pointing to the Kondo orangutan passing by in the courtyard, "Massengumi and the gorilla are also a good match, right?"

"It should be Aru! Hahahaha!" Xiao Kagura laughed first. Shinhachi seemed to say that he was rude to Kondo-san, but he couldn't help laughing, even I couldn't bear it. Can't help but grinned.

"Let's go, ask Yue Yongsang to prepare the costumes and studio, and then contact the artist and printing factory. We will go to Yoshihara tomorrow."

"What about this afternoon?"

"Of course I went to the ladyboy shop to see Yinsang's jokes." I changed back into a human form, and put one hand on the shoulders of one person. "Let's go!"

"Welcome!" The enthusiastic Xixiang mother Sang quickly greeted her, "Ah, isn't this Kagula and Xinbaji from Wanshiwu, and they brought a new guest today! What's the name of this guest?"

"Just call me Chen Luo."

"Then which one would Chen Luojiang want to order today?"

"Arnold..." I couldn't hold back this kind of enthusiasm, so I slightly moved my face back. "Yin Sang's name here is..."

"Exam, right? Got it! Exam!" He yelled towards the stage in the middle, "There is a guest calling for your name! Remember to come and pour wine after the dance!"

"Hi Yi!" I saw Yinsang, who was wearing a pink kimono and a double ponytail wig, holding a fan and twisting it from left to right, obviously unwilling.It seems that he saw me, his face froze for a moment, and then returned to normal.I think, he must be screaming in his heart to wash the motor, but unfortunately I am too far away from him, and the smell here is too mixed, otherwise maybe I can tell what he is thinking.

"Let this child stay with you while the paper is not finished. Chen Luojiang, this is Guizi."

Wash the motor!

If there is a bullet screen board in my heart, it must be brushed by the washing machine now.I twisted my neck, turned my head stiffly, and gave Gui an extremely embarrassed smile.

How the hell are you playing!The barbarians want to pour wine for the Shinsengumi!Although there is no conflict between us, this scene is too fucking embarrassing!Even if I used him as a free masseuse over and over again when I was in cat form, he and I in human form are still enemies!Now that I look like this, I can't prostitute!I still need to save face, hey!

Evidently as embarrassed as I was, he forced himself to kneel down beside me and handed me a glass. "Chen Luodian, it's better for girls to drink less wine, and the tea in the store is also good."

I took the cup stiffly, and accidentally touched Gui's hand, but he shrank back like an electric shock first.Ah no no no this is really embarrassing, I have to think about something else to distract my attention.Speaking of which, how did this guy watch a whole night of horror movies like me last night and come to work full of energy today? Isn’t he a human being?Is he really an ordinary human being?I, a monster, can't stand the intensity last night!By the way, this guy pinched my paw last night because of fear, it hurt so much!I feel so much pain until now!

"Chen Luojiang! The tea spilled on your hands, Alu!"

"Ah, so it really hurts!" I was startled, and I shook the cup away and shook my hand.

"It's okay, Chen Luosang!" Xin Baji handed me a tissue, I shook my hand, seeing that there was only a little red mark on it, this wound can be completely healed with just a few breaths.

"Ah, it's okay." I turned my head to look at Gui, only to find that a lot of tea from the teacup I just threw out had spilled on him.But he seemed to be in a daze at this moment, refusing to move.

"What are you in a daze, Baga!" I couldn't help cursing, and wiped the water stains on his body with a paper towel, "Aren't you going to hide? You don't wipe it off when you get splashed on it, how about it?" , did you get burned?" What the hell is this guy doing?I sniffed his scent in the air, damn, this guy has used perfume, but it still smells like plum blossom, so I can't smell it.

"Ah?" He replied slowly, and then, as if his sanity had suddenly returned to his mind, he hurriedly lowered his head, and grabbed a few paper towels to wipe. "It's okay, it's not too hot when it's poured over." He gently grabbed my hand, took it away, and bowed towards me. "I'll go back and change."

"Ah."

Xiao Kagura was pulling Xinbaji to whisper, saying that it was whispering, and the voice was not much different from the usual chatting posture. "Let me just say, Chen Luojiang will never arrest the wig, nor will he be angry with him. Girls are shy and considerate in front of love!"

"Kagula sauce is too loud! The parties involved are still present, we can't embarrass Chen Luosang!" Xin Baji crazily pulled Xiao Kagura.

I'm looking at the hand that was just burned, the same hand that the wig touched.All the pain sensations disappeared long ago, and the feeling of not being touched by the wig remained for a long time.Hearing Xiao Kagura's voice, I couldn't help but smile slightly.This little girl is so cute.Sensing the line of sight, I looked in that direction and met Shanggui's gaze.The moment his eyes met with mine, he was shocked like an electric shock, turned around quickly, and left quickly.

I saw that Yinsang had finished dancing, holding the fan expressionlessly, and staring at me, I smiled at him and waved, and he put the fan away and put it on his waist, and walked over .

"I didn't expect you to look good in women's clothing, Sauce Sauce."

"Tch." He turned his face away in disgust, "Anyway, you came to see my joke, right?"

"Yeah, really smart." I laughed, "But, well, I'm a little disappointed that the horror I imagined didn't come true."

"What do you mean by disappointment! What kind of image does Eun-san look like in your mind? Hey! If you want to pursue a sense of horror, go to a horror movie!"

I suddenly remembered the list of horror movies last night, and I couldn't help shivering all over my body. "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Gui come out after changing his clothes. Is he really all right?"

"The guy with the wig has rough skin and thick flesh. You can't do anything to him with some hot tea." Yinsang sat down beside me and began to refill the tea. "He probably slipped through the back door."

"Well, yes." I shrugged and relaxed my body.He won't come back, and I don't have to be so embarrassed.

"Hey! Paper! Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and bring me some juice, Alu!" Xiao Kagura stepped on the table with a look of being dragged to the sky.

There was a cross on Yinsang's forehead, "Why does this child deserve a beating so badly? Hey, Okasang, don't you care? The child will grow crooked if he spoils him too much!" He pointed at Xiao Kagura, and turned his head to me .

"Kagula sauce is a guest now." I reminded.

"Guests need to spend money, right? Yinsang's money earned today must be paid to that old woman!"

"Ah, if that's the case, sir, I brought them here, and I will help pay for it."

"Chenluo Sauce Saigao!" Little Kagura cheered, "Hey! Papers! Hurry up and serve the juice, I want to drink the kind with 50.00% pulp! Telling you not to pay me wages, and make me grow taller The young girl can't eat, I must take revenge on Alu today!"

"Then Yinsang, bring me a plate of dumpling. I want bean paste stuffing, please!" Xin Baji also added in.

"You bunch of brats..." Yinsang gave me a resentful look with the cross on her head, and the appointed person dragged off to work.

I looked at his back and couldn't help laughing.Yinsang was able to bear such a great pain and still live happily, I thought, I am not happy at all, it should be nothing.Pulling myself together, I also raised my hand and stretched my throat.

"Paper! Add another matcha Daifuku!"