[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Yinsang told me that when you are unhappy, you should eat some sweets, so that you can be happy.He took me to eat Pa Fei, and it was rare that he was the treat this time.

"Is it delicious?" he asked me.

"Well...not bad." I thought for a while and replied.I usually don't like sweets, and I don't even put much salt in the light ones, but, well, it's good to eat once in a while. "Vanilla parfaits are better than chocolate parfaits."

"What, is chocolate parfait the best? You ignorant fellow."

I didn't argue with him a word, just smiled lightly.

When Yinsang and Yinsang were pushing the little sheep for a walk, I saw Gui, who seemed to be preparing to do something stupid again, looking on standby.He was startled when he met my gaze, but he didn't run away.He seemed to want to say something, but he still didn't say anything. I nodded to him as a greeting.

"You and the guy with the wig have a good relationship." Yinsang said, seeing our interaction.

"That's, anyway, it's my first choice when I have to marry, or the love of a girl named Xiao Shen Lefeng."

I laughed, but Yinsang didn't smile at all. I looked at him, and found that he still had the listless dead face.I smelled him, and I knew he wasn't happy.What, I managed to make a joke today.

Yinsang and I walked until evening to the cemetery.I watched as Yinsang stopped the car here and walked to a tombstone. "Don't you want to hear me tell me about my past?" He knocked on the stone tablet, "Like all the young people in the second year of middle school, Yinsang when he was young, sent himself to the prison because of a mess, Then it was released for various reasons, and then wandered to this tombstone. Yinsang, who was freezing to death, ate the steamed buns that the old lady Dengshi gave her, and then I lived in her house Ding, started the house of all things. That's it."

He then looked at me, "Anyway, Yinsang's past is nothing... Hey, aren't you going to cry again? How many times are you crying?"

"Who the hell is going to cry, Baga." I took a deep breath, raised my face, and tried my best to hold back the tears that were already showing signs of bursting. "I'm tired, I'm going back."

"Then I'll take it to you."

"Why haven't you loaded the car basket yet? Didn't I say that there is always a curly hair in sight that is bad for the scenery."

"I said, you woman is annoying to death, do you want to give me Yinsang!"

On the way back, I hugged Yinsang's waist and leaned on his back.This ghostly wind is really too strong, if it blows twice again, I will really burst into tears.

That night, I turned back into a cat, and wanted to go to sleep in the small box that Mr. Tukata prepared for me, but suddenly found that I seemed... I couldn't get in.

"Hey, Mao-san, have you grown up?" Okita lay on the ground and poked me curiously.

I jumped out of the box and took a hard look at myself. "Is... right?" I couldn't see it myself, and I wasn't sure.

The team members gathered together curiously after hearing the sound, and some people took a ruler to measure it. It turned out that I had indeed grown up a little, really only a little bit, about seven or eight centimeters, and overall it was still the same size. A kitten, in analogy to a human being, is from infancy to adolescence.I'm still not quite a cat yet, but I'm pretty happy, and by the count, it's been almost 20 years since I've been sane, and my feline form has never grown a bit.I thought I might never grow up.

Maybe I can grow up and grow up until one day, I will grow up to be a big monster like Mr. Cat in "Natsume's Book of Friends"!I was a little excited, and even my low mood got better.I have to go and show Xiao Kagura and Yinsang to see it too!

As I thought about it, I suddenly let go of my legs, ran up to the eaves, and disappeared after a few runs.

Okita Sougo withdrew the hand he was about to touch a few more times, and turned to look at Hijikata. "Tukata-san, where do you think she went?"

"Who knows." Tu Fang put on a cigarette, turned on the mayonnaise lighter and lit it, "It's rare for her to cheer up, so let her go."

I ran halfway, and suddenly remembered that it was time for Xiao Kagura to sleep. If I ran over, I might disturb them. I stopped where I was, thinking about whether to return to the Shinsengumi the same way. Suddenly, I remembered the Gui I saw on the road today.

Or go to his place for a stroll, he should like to see Xiao Hei grow up very much.

Gui is sitting on the floor at home, watching TV with Elizabeth.I jumped from the window onto his lap and meowed at him.

"Xiao Hei!" He showed a surprised expression, grabbed my armpit, and lifted me up like the classic scene of The Lion King. "haven't seen you for a long time!"

"Meow!" Yeah, long time no see, probably over a month, and it's never been so long since Xiao Hei from Edo stopped looking for Katsura Kotaro.

"Xiao Hei, have you grown up a bit?" Gui gently stroked the hair on my back, "Great, it seems that you are just an ordinary cat, I am still thinking, if you have always been so small , how can I live a good life without being bullied? Do you still remember the little black that I told you before when I was a child? It's been a kitten for several years."

It's a pity, whether it was Xiao Hei in the past or Xiao Hei now, it's me, but you happened to meet me for the first time growing up, Baga.I squinted at him out of the corner of my eye and patted his face with the soft pad.

"Oh, by the way, Xiao Hei, do you know who I saw today? Do you know Chen Luo? It's Chen Luodian from the Shinsengumi." Ah, I know, it's me, Baga, standing in front of you What, are you going to speak ill of me again?

"She actually showed up today! She hasn't shown up for more than two months. I thought she had resigned. Ah... I thought the pressure of patrolling would be lessened." His expression was not easy to analyze, And we beasts trust our sense of smell more than our sight.His breath smelled a little regretful, but it also seemed a little happy. I couldn't figure out why.I just complained frantically in my heart: I said that you, a person with lofty ideals, are so concerned about the real selection of team members. It turns out that you are a guilty conscience!Wouldn't it be okay if you stayed in bed honestly?You didn't do your business when you went out, what are you afraid of when you go out!

It's really rare, maybe because I haven't seen him for so long, I actually listened to his one-sided thoughts very seriously.He stroked the fur on my back for a while until I made a comfortable purr, then turned over again, exposing his belly.While he was masturbating, he talked about what happened around him recently, or those stupid things that seemed to happen among the more idle high school girls, none of them were serious.Sure enough, Baga is Baga at any time.

"Ah, that's right! It's rare that you're here, Xiao Hei." The wig turned around to search for something, "Come watch a horror movie together!" He turned around, holding a stack of "〇〇Scary" in his hand. "Yeah... because I think you like it, I've been collecting borrowed horror movie CDs all this time, just waiting for you to come." He fished out a whole box of horror movie CDs from under the bed. "Look, these are all collected by me during this time, let's have fun watching tonight!"

!!!

"Hahahaha, it seems that Xiao Hei is looking forward to it, your mouth is open, and your white eyes are also very kawaii! Yo Xi, I will accompany you until the dawn tonight!"

How can this fucking look look forward to it?I am stunned to frightened expression, okay!Are you a qualified cat slave?I'm not into horror movies, just amazed at your Baga rating ah Baga!

I'm just a normal cat here at the wig, and I can't even put my displeasure into words.I think that night, I will never forget it in my life.

The next morning, I drifted back to Shinsengumi in a trance.

"What's wrong? Maosang, why do you look like you've been sucked by a female ghost? Sure enough, you're just a garbage monster who can't protect itself? Why don't you be my pet? I can protect you." Okita said again He took out the collar and dangled it in front of my eyes.

I don't have the energy to fight him anymore.I looked at him, a smile that was about to break down appeared on his pale face. "Hehe, it's just a horror movie for one night, get out of the way, I'm going to sleep."

"Why do you have to watch horror movies all night? Is this a special coming-of-age ceremony for some monster?"

"Oh, it's just Baga's welcome party." I waved my hands, and with one deep step and one shallow step, I casually fell to the side of the porch, turning back into a cat curled up and falling asleep.

I fell asleep until the afternoon, until I was woken up by the sound of Xiao Kagura shouting.

"It's Kagula sauce over at Wanshiwu. Chen Luosang is sleeping now. If it's not an urgent matter, it's better not to disturb her." I heard a team member stop her and say.

"Chen Luojiang is not happy recently, and Alu, who will be even more unhappy if she stays at home like this, may become Alu of NEET. She must have troubles with girls, and I, who is also a girl, she is the most A good friend goes to play with her, and her mood will definitely improve, Aru!"

"Well, that's true...but..."

Ah... Kagula sauce is really super kawaii... I rubbed my eyes in a daze, and couldn't help showing my auntie smile.I jumped up, shook the hair on my body, walked to the soldier's feet, and patted his trouser legs. "It's okay, I'm already awake, thank you for your hard work."

"It's okay, then you guys play slowly, I'll go first." The team member bent down and touched my head, and he was still a little flustered when he left. "Chen Luosang feels a lot gentler... Kawaii... It would be great if I could always be like this."

I snorted and flicked my tail.I just didn't have the energy to fight with you recently. When I get rid of the bad mood that Takasugi left me, I will definitely be able to change back to that handsome and cool wild cat! ...I can, absolutely.