[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

This afternoon, Kamui and Takasugi did not have any small meetings. The three of us stood in front of a large platform of the spacecraft, looking at countless planets in the universe through a large floor-to-ceiling window.

"Chen Luo, look, it's the earth." Shenwei tugged at my arm, and pointed his other hand in one direction.

Needless to say, I have already seen it.For the first time in a month, I saw the earth from this window.Only then did I suddenly realize how much I love this planet. There was a past on it, there is my present, and my friends are on it, living in various postures.I know that we are approaching the earth, Kamui and Takasugi have been talking about these days.They want to attack the earth, and they want to support Yiqiao Xixi as a puppet, squeezing out the position of the young general.

I knew this information, but I didn't pass it on at all.Due to my strong request, Mr. Hijikata did not set up other undercover agents, which means that I have no contact members at all.I need to judge from what I know here, choose when to do things, and achieve the purpose of destroying their plans.

I clearly know everything, but I can't convey anything. I know Mr. Hijikata and the others are on this planet in my sight, and danger can come to them at any time, but they don't know anything about it, and they may even Didn't prepare at all.When everything happens, I can only watch it here, but I can't do anything about it. This feeling makes me feel sad and almost suffocated.

I looked at the earth in a daze. Ever since I came to the ship of the ghost army, my activity of playing small kagura ten times a day was forced to stop.Uncontrollably, I muttered the name of Xiao Kagura.

"Why do you like that trash so much?" Kamui put his face in front of me.

I glared at him. "She's your sister."

"Yutu doesn't need relatives, such a useless guy doesn't deserve to be Yetu at all."

I scowled and got into a fighting stance. "Kamui, apologize to little Kagura."

"Why? Did I say something wrong?" Shenwei put on a pure and innocent appearance, as if he was ignorant like a child, but in fact, he is indeed a child, but he is not a good boy, but a heinous bad boy.

I know that explaining it to him is a waste of words. In fact, I also know a little about it. It was Songyang who taught me this, and I have learned a lot in the next ten years, but I still can't express it accurately in words.I just grinned and gave him a nasty grin, showing my sharp canine teeth. "Because no one can speak ill of Kagula-chan in front of me."

Kamui ignored my threat at all, he even raised his hand to touch the long nails on my hand. "So what's so good about that guy? She's about the same size as me, and much weaker than me. I haven't seen you like me so much before?"

This guy has the nerve to compare himself with Xiao Kagura?I sneered: "Oh, Kagula-chan is not weak at all, her strength is completely different from yours. And..." When I thought of the way Xiao Kagura smiled at me, I couldn't help but lose my voice stand up. "And she's so darn cute! Super-ka-wa-ee! A hundred times cuter than you!"

"Al?" Shenwei seemed to be taken aback for a moment. "Her? Cute?" He cast doubtful eyes on Takasugi on the other side of my body, Takasugi just looked at him and me with a half-smile, without saying a word. "Is this the mysterious cuteness of a girl?" He looked around, stopped and pretended to be wandering here, but was actually peeking at Takasugi Shinsuke's Kurishima Matako.

"Youko, do you think Kagura is cute?"

"Huh? Kagura? You said that little girl who insulted me in front of Mr. Jinsuke and almost ate up our food storage? How cute is that kind of guy! Isn't your stupid cat's aesthetics too distorted?"

Kamui continued to look at me with a puzzled expression, but I looked straight at Matako Kurishima, remembering the way she warned me because she was flirting in her head. "Yeah... I think Ms. Kuishima is pretty cute too."

"Huh? What is this? Let me tell you, don't think that you can flatter me by complimenting me on being cute, and I will allow you to get close to Mr. Jinsuke!" Kaishima Matako stamped her foot and pointed her finger at me.

I looked at her flushed cheeks and put on an innocent expression. "You're blushing, look, you're still cute."

"You!" Lai Dao gasped angrily, but didn't know what to say, she seemed to want to draw a gun and give me two shots, she shook her hand twice by her leg, but Still didn't land on the gun.She finally cursed: "You stupid cat!" and stomped away again.

"Hora, isn't it cute?" I gestured to Kamui.

"...Your interests are so strange." In my lifetime, I actually received complaints from Shenwei.

Shenwei had something to do, and was called away by Afutu. He wanted to take me to accompany him, but I was kicked and sternly rejected. He blinked sadly and had to leave alone.Now, I'm rarely at leisure.

I leaned against the railing, combing through the messages I've been hearing these days.Songyang taught me that before the soldiers and horses are moved, the food and grass go first. Gao Sugi and the others plan to cause turmoil on the earth, so they must transport the needed weapons up.They have said that the previous batches of weapons were intercepted, and they said that this time they had to change the method and be more careful. They didn't know that I, who looked like I was about to fall asleep, caused them to capsize several times in the past. The culprit.And this time, no matter how much they tried, I would still stop them.

But I am a little sad.During the days I stayed in the Ghost Soldiers, I really got along well with them. Except for weird people like Kamui and Takasugi, the others were no different from the ordinary people I saw on Earth.They can also cry and laugh, and put their arms around your shoulders to ask if you have any troubles today, so that they can tell everyone to be happy.Even Takasugi and Kamui, who have been distorted to a certain level, will develop a sense of intimacy after being in contact for a long time.I had the illusion that I really became one of them.

The undercover identity of the Shinsengumi and the identity of the ghost soldier team are superimposed. The memory of either one is so real, but it makes me feel lost.I'd still choose to sabotage the Ghost Squad's plans, but I'm not sure if I'll get the same rush of redemption I imagined before I decided to go undercover.

"Your melody is quite chaotic." Wanqi Heshang leaned against another railing at some point. "Is there something bothering you?"

"Is it any of your business? I am a girl's trouble, and you can't solve it." I was taken aback and said angrily. "You wear a headset every day, is there anything in it?"

"Yes." Wanqi Heshang nodded.

"Hey—" I dragged my voice out, "What is it? Let me hear it."

Wanqi Heshang handed the earphones to me, and within a second of putting them on, I threw the earphones back into his arms and shivered.What kind of violent heavy metal music is this, my cat ears can't stand it.I looked at him and wondered why he could listen to such noisy and loud music without hindering his life at all, and he could even hear the melody of the human heart.Also, since his ears can bear this kind of loud music mixed with distorted electronic sounds, can he also bear my waka?

"Chen Luosang looks at me like this, do you have any advice?"

"Yeah... just wondering if you can accept my waka."

"Can Chen Luosang still sing waka?" He was a little surprised, but also a little surprised, "Please let me see."

"Are you sure?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Hi Yi, Chen Luosang must satisfy my curiosity."

Well, this is what you asked for.I took a deep breath and opened my mouth. "Pearl~curtain~brocade~tent~no~sense~dawn~long~hate~mian~mian~who~dream~know~"

"Who is it! Who put this ominous curse here!" Kazuko Kashima ran over with two guns in hand, and Wuping City stumbled towards this direction. I even saw Takasugi and Kamui separately. Running out from nowhere, Takasugi was still holding a broken shamisen in his hand.

Heshang Wanqi knelt on the ground, covering the earphones with both hands, looking like he had been hurt so badly that he couldn't stand up for a while.He looked at me with a distorted expression that I couldn't describe. "Chen Luosang's songs are indeed very unique. I will teach you, please don't let me hear such songs again in the future."

I blinked innocently, this is what you want to hear.And you terrorists are not qualified enough, I just sang a few lines and you are like this, the trio of Wanshiwu can last for 3 minutes.

"Sbarasi! Chen Luo! I didn't even know you were hiding such a powerful move!" Shenwei seemed to be looking at me with glowing eyes, flew towards me, hugged me and pecked on my face. one time. "Chen Luo, what other secrets do you have? Show them all and let me surprise you!"

My forehead twitched, and I suddenly felt black lines all over my head.I quickly swept away the other alarmed people around me, and almost everyone had a puzzled and speechless expression.But it's strange that no one expressed surprise at the fact that Kamui kissed me, or made complaints about it, not even Kashima Matako, who is not afraid of offending Kamui and has a bad temper.I seem to be the only one who was a little taken aback by this.

"Even if you say that, I won't be a little bit happy. By the way, you Baga, who is hot and heavy, let me go!" I stepped on Shenwei's shoulder, trying hard to free my arm He snatched it back there to regain freedom of movement.But looking at his strength, I think it was my arms that were pulled off first, but those were bigger.

During the noise, I heard Takasugi calling my name.

"Chen Luo?" The slightly upturned ending made me tremble all over, and I almost immediately stopped fighting with Shenwei, and changed into a standing posture, and replied loudly: "Hi Yi!"

"Don't do this again." I looked at him holding the broken shamisen, and felt that between wrestling with Kamui and singing chorus, he was obviously talking about the latter.

Out of my awe of him, and his position as my boss now, I was rightfully upset at the negative.I lowered my head and whispered again: "Hi Yi."