[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

It's very simple to be an undercover agent in the ghost army. It's just waking up in the morning under Takasugi's death gaze, breaking out in a cold sweat, fighting with Kamui, preparing breakfast for him, and preparing lunch for Kamui at noon, and at the same time being ready to wake up from the afternoon nap. Awakened by the sound of breaking the door, ready to meet Kamui’s challenge at any time in the afternoon and Takasugi Shinsuke’s call according to his mood, (although he hardly does anything, just tell you to sit there, as if he made a huge ceramic figure decorations) prepare dinner for Kamui in the evening, and be prepared not to grab a bite, and then return to the ghost army exhausted, to meet Takasugi's inexplicable cat-playing every night, and some inexplicable but psychologically stressful dialogues, Then fall asleep and continue the day like this.You see, I am already a young cat demon, but I can still cook for Kamui with my shoulders slumped every day, and at the same time withstand the pressure from Takasugi, and only use a handful of hair a day!

How can I rest!Is this a fucking life for cats!Is it worse than when I was wandering?O my precious hair!A pinch will drop a day!I couldn't lose so much in a week before!I'm already like this, but Shinsuke Takasugi still has to make sure that there is a cat to masturbate every night!If it weren't for my strong regenerative ability, I would be bald by now!Going to be a hairless cat!God!I am still a child!What did I do wrong!

What kind of madness has Shenwei been doing recently? I used to think that this guy was a bit mentally twisted, unreasonable, with a lack of emotion, but I never knew that he was such a young guy!If Okita was in front of me, I would definitely apologize to him, but he was just harassing me during the rest time after work, there is still an intermission in the middle, compared to Kamui, I wish I could be at least 24 hours out of [-] hours a day Okita is still very considerate of coming to find trouble for me, why did I find him so annoying at first?

I used to cook for Kamui, but after losing a fight, I made an exchange in order not to let him continue to ruthlessly break my bones. Now I don’t know why I have become the chef who is in charge of his three meals a day , Moreover, this talent has a tendency to hand over afternoon tea and supper to me.I swear, if he does this, I will definitely forget about the messy partner talk, and give him a deep claw on the side of the abdomen like a phoenix, so that he can't do it for a few days Have a good meal.

In addition to being the chef of Shenwei, I am also responsible for preventing him from going crazy and dismantling the ship, explaining his doubts, and mediating the conflicts between him and others, (although the main purpose is to protect others from being killed, which is a waste of fighting power) All in all, I think I look like a fucking fuck right now.I really want to raise little Kagura, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to raise her brother together!

No, it's afternoon, and it's time for Kamui and Takasugi to discuss cooperation matters.When I first found out that Kamui was really talking about cooperation with Takasugi, I was shocked. In my impression, all such troublesome things were Afutu’s work, and Kamui was only responsible for eating and fighting. Watching Afutu clean up the mess while eating, and then continue to fight, causing a lot of mess.

They were talking about serious matters, but I was drowsy here.In fact, I sleep well every night, but every day here, I feel tired.I was deeply troubled by the complicated things of human beings, and I knew that I couldn't do the work that required brains. I shouldn't have appeared on this occasion.

On the first day, Takasugi gave me the job of intelligence collection, that is, peeping, monitoring, and other tasks that can be done as long as you have eyes and ears and can hide, but he also said that there is no organization that needs to collect intelligence recently. , so I am temporarily idle in the team.Maybe it’s because I think I’m too busy, (I’m so angry with Shenwei every day, how can I have a little leisure!) So he assigned me a job of contact, which is to be in charge of the communication between him and Shenwei.

But they don't need other people to help them communicate!They can handle it all by themselves!But I didn't have the guts to refuse Shinsuke Takasugi's order, so every afternoon, I would appear at the occasion of these two people, without moving or talking, just dozing off every now and then, hoping to pass this time quickly.

Thanks to the ghost position that Takasugi assigned me, Kamui had even more reason to stick around me, and I had to endure his restraint even more.This kind of life has passed for nearly a month, and finally one day, after I was irritated by Kamui again and resisted the urge to tear down the ship, I felt that I really needed to stop this kind of life.My recovery ability cannot restore my mood, and if this continues, my wounded little heart will not be able to support it.

That night, I went back to my room a little earlier and knocked on Takasugi's door.

"Come in," I heard him say.As soon as I opened the door, I saw that he was half leaning on the edge of the bed, with the shamisen leaning against his arms, but I didn't see him playing it, only holding a cigarette rod in his hand.The room was filled with smoke, and I couldn't help but sneezed and turned back into a cat.Smoke weighs less than air, and I felt a little easier to breathe as I shrank.

"Mr. Jinzhu." I called out.Actually, I don't want to call him that.At first, I called Mr. Takasugi, but Takasugi asked me to call him by his name.I don't want to be so intimate, but I can't refuse.No way, I had to add the suffix "Sir", but every time I call it that way, I always think of Kashima Matako excitedly calling "Mr. Jinsuke", and every time I call "Mr. ", she glared fiercely at me.

He slightly tilted his head towards me, and flicked the shamisen with his fingertips. "What's up?"

A faint smell of blood came, and I saw a little blood oozing from his fingertips.How did he do that?How hard is this?Is this the shamisen of Wanqi on the river?Instead of answering his question, I jumped over and stuck out my tongue to lick his finger.Almost as soon as the blood was swept away, the wound was completely healed. I raised my head, squinted my eyes and meowed at him, as if to beg for praise.

He chuckled, put the shamisen aside, and took me into his arms again.He scratched my chin lightly with his fingers, and asked again: "What's the matter?"

"Mr. Jinzhu, I don't want to continue this contact work."

"why?"

"Because there is no need, you and Shenwei can do well by themselves, I don't need to be there."

He lowered his head, raised my chin with his fingers, and looked at me for a while, as if he wanted to see something in my eyes. "Then what do you want to do?"

"Hmm..." This stumped me.I don't want to do anything, I don't want to do any work in the ghost army, I'm just an undercover agent sent by the Zhensengumi.I shook my head. "I don't know, but I think maybe I should do something useful."

"Now is not the time to use your talents, unless you are responsible for carrying the goods." I opened my mouth slightly, then closed it quietly, holding back the almost blurted "It's okay."

He slowly put his hands on the top of my head, and stroked along the fur on my back. "You have a very good relationship with Shenwei. If you stay with him, you are helping the ghost soldiers. You have not been here for a long time, and you can't let go of your hands and feet. Staying with him can just relax a little bit. "

Is this explaining to me the reason for this arrangement?What this means is that Shenwei and I can still hit and scold as much as we want like before, so we don’t have to worry about the cooperative relationship between the two parties?Damn, I feel a little moved, what's going on?No, no, calm down, myself!I'm an undercover agent sent by Shinsengumi, there are enemies here!What happened to being moved by the leader of the enemy!

I was madly complaining to myself in my heart, but lowered my eyes calmly on my face, and said softly: "I understand, thank you."

Gao Shan scratched my chin for a while, squeezed my paws, watched the not-so-sharp nails pop out from the flesh pad, and then retracted, he didn't know what he was thinking.After a while, he finally let me go and told me to go back and rest.

Perhaps it was the anger that had been accumulated for too long, or maybe the explanation that Gao Sugi gave me yesterday gave me great courage. Even under Gao Sugi's interesting death gaze, I still withstood the pressure and slept in a dark sleep.Shenwei didn't find me anywhere else on the boat, so he ran here again, accompanied by a cry of "Chenluo, I'm hungry!" There was a mournful cry from my door, but it was still hanging on its post tenaciously superior.

I jumped up suddenly, changed back into a human form in mid-air, exhausted all my strength, and kicked towards Kamui's face.Maybe it's because I've been patient with him a lot these days, he didn't expect me to be so angry. For the first time in my life, I successfully kicked Shenwei away.He slammed into the wall on the opposite side of the corridor, shaking up a cloud of dust.

"Starve you to death, you bastard! Don't disturb me when I'm sleeping!" I yelled at him with high momentum, and when I went back to the room, I saw Shinsuke Takasugi who was watching the play with great interest. I didn't know Where did he have the guts to push him out, and then shut the door with a bang in front of him.

I just lay on my back on the bed in the shape of a human figure, and pulled the quilt.It’s been so many days since I’ve been in the Ghost Soldier, and this is the first time I’ve been lying on this bed in human form, the first time I’ve covered this quilt for human use, and the first time I’ve slept on the bed.My face was buried in the quilt, I was so touched that I hugged it and rolled over, rubbing my body on the bed.

This day is too bitter!It's been a month, and I haven't even slept in bed once!Even in Shinsengumi, which is known for its strictness, I still have three days off every month, okay?When will this task end?I'm starting to miss Shinsengumi.