[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

We all went back to the house and sat down. I finally understood what was going on under the scenes of everyone talking, arguing and fighting from time to time, and tables and stools flying all over the sky.

Songyang and I were indeed dead at that time, but because my body and Songyang's body were tightly attached together and did not separate, they didn't realize that my wound was slowly healing, which might be left in my blood A final touch on the role of Altana.Later, Altana transferred to Songyang after repairing me, but because we were wrapped in white cloth at that time, only our faces were exposed, so no one noticed this.

We came back to life, but only Songyang still had a clear mind, and I turned back into the cat that was still muddled.Seeing this, Songyang took me away, trying to see if there was any way to wake me up.During the journey, he found that neither I nor he was immortal anymore, and it was impossible to toss around like before, so he decided to find a place to settle down.

After we disappeared, everyone was frantically looking for our traces. Those who stayed in Edo searched in Edo, those who could go back to the countryside went back to the countryside to look for them, and those who could go to the universe went to the universe to look for us, but the ones who found us were the first to find us. But it was Shinsuke Takasugi who didn't even think about finding someone.He went back to the old private school to bury the ashes, but suddenly found that the private school that had been burned down had been rebuilt. There, he found Songyang and me, so he moved in quite logically.

Soon Yinsang also found this place, and then quickly sent the news to the people in Edo. After a negotiation, they bought a piece of land in Edo for Songyang and rebuilt a yard. However, this time Songyang is not allowed to be a teacher anymore, for fear that he will accidentally teach some crazy students, so what he is doing now is actually arranging flowers and plants in the yard behind the house, raising fish and farming, and taking care of them. I.

"Then... what is Takasugi doing now?"

"Unemployed."

"Eh——?!!" I looked at him in shock, and then my eyes turned back and forth between him and Yinsang.Takasugi?Unemployed?No, there must be something wrong, right?Aren't you the villain?Is it really okay to just stop at home like this?

He saw my gaze and chuckled. "Don't compare me to that guy. I'm not the same as him. My unemployment is a job, and I'm paid."

"By the way, me too, Xiao Hei." Songyang stroked my fur.

Eh--? !Why?I hurriedly turned my gaze to Mr. Hijikata, but he pointed at Katsura who was sitting upright beside him. "Ask him, he is the current Prime Minister, he made the decision."

"In order to make the villains lose their fighting spirit, I decided to make them squat at home. In this way, Edo will be safe."

"No, no, no, isn't that right? If you really want to maintain law and order so much, you shouldn't let them stay here! How much heart do you have to bury your penis in the middle of the earth! And that one over there!" I pointed Kamui, who had been glaring at each other with Okita and Kagura, "There is still an active pirate wandering around! The ex-terrorist organization, the villain boss and the current pirate leader are crazily getting together. It's very dangerous at first glance, okay! Why? Will this kind of design appear? Sure enough, you are still Baga! No matter where you go, the core is Baga!"

"You're overthinking Chen Luo, even if Jin Zhu and I are former allies, I didn't come to him to reminisce or conspire, I just came to you for dinner."

"You'd better starve to death! Bastard!" I gave him my middle finger and turned to look at Songyang. "Songyang, I'm hungry."

"Wait a minute, I'll go see how dinner is going."

"I'm with you!" I jumped on Songyang's shoulder and leaned on his neck.

"Songyang, I'm repaying my favor. You are an ordinary person now, and in a few decades, you will die of old age."

"Well, not only did I repay the kindness, but I also gave a lot of gifts." Songyang smiled softly, "I never thought that my place could become so lively again, and I never thought that my The Baga pet will tell me that it will accompany me no matter where I go. Xiao Hei, thank you."

"I heard this sentence when you were dying." I focused on the food in the pot and almost fell off his shoulders. He grabbed me and held me up in front of his eyes. "Then change it. Xiao Hei, I love you."

I suddenly froze, "Then what, what happened to that guy?"

"He's still alive, Xiao Hei, do you want to hear what he thinks?" Song Yang blinked, and when he opened his eyes again, one eye had turned blood red. "He's also me, and he will say the same thing as me. Then Xiao Hei, do you have anything to tell me? In what form do you want to accompany me?"

"I...I..." I really like Songyang, but I always feel that my feelings are not quite the same as his. "I don't believe that guy would say that. Doesn't he hate me?"

"That's because Xiao Hei, you don't understand feelings yet. It's okay, you can think about it slowly." He didn't force me anymore, put me back on his shoulder, took out the bowls and chopsticks, and started to put the plates.

After dinner, I went to see Mr. Hijikata, Okita, Katsura and Yinsang off.I was thinking about whether to return to work at the Shinsengumi, but when I was in a daze, Okita walked up to me and put a collar on me.

"I kept it with me all the time, and it finally came in handy once."

"You're still pretending, just waiting for me to wake up to make me feel uncomfortable, aren't you? Go to hell, Sougo Okita!" I kicked up and was dodged by him, and I wasn't busy chasing after him. With a grumpy face, he pulled up the collar.

"Then you can be my cat, and I will untie it for you if you promise."

"Promise me that you will never want to take this thing off for the rest of your life, okay! Even if you are physically free, your soul has already been put on a collar, okay! I don't want it! Give me the key!"

"You can grab it yourself."

"Bastard Okita, give the key to Aru Chenluo!"

"Kagula sauce, hold him down! I'll be in charge to grab it!"

The three adults on the side stood in a row, silently looking at the three Baga who were huddled together.

"It looks like it's time to fight again." Tu Fang took out a smoking cessation stick and put it in his mouth.

Yin Shi smiled, "That's just right, I've never been afraid before."

"It doesn't matter who wins or loses, NTR is my hobby." Gui revealed his bad taste with a serious face.

Xinbaji twitched the corners of his mouth, and decided not to complain, but instead ran to those guys who had already started rolling on the ground. "Don't fight for now, it's getting dark, Chen Luosang has just woken up, maybe he still needs to rest, let's... Hey! Don't involve me in it! Ah! Glasses! The glasses are broken! "

That night, I slept in Songyang's room as usual.He was already fast asleep, but I was still wide awake. I climbed out of the room and sat on the porch. After looking at the moon for a while, I decided to try to change back into a human form.

I really don't know when was the last time I changed back to human form, maybe it was before I died, anyway, when I changed back, I found that I was not wearing anything on my body.A robe was covering my head, and when I turned around, I saw Takasugi passing by.He stroked my hair, paused, and rubbed it again.He suddenly leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I hope you can stay by my side."

My face turned red all of a sudden. I still remember that was the last sentence in his letter to me. Now, he himself said it to me again.He laughed and went back to his room, but I leaned against the porch, feeling sad.

It's not that I have forgotten all those things, I remember them well, and I don't plan to escape, but I really don't know how to react.Because at the time of the Great War, I had already given up on the future, so I didn't even think about a single word of those things.Now that I'm back, I have to think about it.

It can be said that it has to be considered, how should it be considered?How do I know what to think about this kind of thing?According to the general idea, it should be a choice, right?But I never thought about what choice to make!I have always positioned myself as a cat, whether it is a domestic cat or a wild cat, as long as it can live a leisurely life, it doesn't matter.I never thought of getting involved with humans to such an extent, I said earlier that I am not interested in humans!Wouldn't it be all right for me to be a companion, a friend, a cat among the people and affairs I love?

well!Decided!From today on, I'm just an ordinary cat!Responsible for enslaving human beings every day, eating, sleeping and eating, rolling from one end of the porch to the other, enjoying the compliments of human "kawaii" and the service of killing chickens, and showing off to them when I am in a good mood It's not impossible to enjoy cute faces, and you don't have to think about any difficult problems at all.Yeah!This is the life a cat should have!Fuck bothers!Go fucking worry!Lao Tzu is the hero who saves the world!I want to!Dry!Well!At once!Dry!Well!

I completely let go of myself, as if I had completely ignored something, until one day I was rolling in the corridor as usual, and suddenly a familiar impulse surged in my body, and before I blurted out that ugly ghost cry, I quickly changed back to human form , covered his mouth hard.

"Chen Luo" Shenwei poked his head out from the room and looked at me strangely.

"It's okay, I just feel a little bored all of a sudden."

"Then let me play with you."

"No, I'm going to find Kagula sauce and Dingchun, then I'll go first!"

Song Yang, who was watering the backyard, poked his head out, "Xiao Hei wants to go out to play? Then help me buy some food and come back."

I didn't pay attention to what Songyang said. After a good meal, I rushed out of the house. If I looked back at that time, I could see those guys smiling maliciously, and it wouldn't have happened What happened next.

I went all the way to the pet hospital and patted the front desk, "I want to be neutered!"

"You... what did you say?" The lady at the front desk looked at me with a ghostly expression on her face, and I suddenly came to my senses, "No, no, I want to neuter my cat!"

"Have you made an appointment yet?"

"No."

"Did you bring your cat?"

"No." I twitched the corners of my mouth and tried to take a few deep breaths to calm myself down. "I'm planning to neuter my cat, but I don't know what to prepare, so I'm here to ask."

"That's it, wait a moment, I'll look for the manual... Ah, it's like this, to neuter the cat, you need..."

"Need to provide a cat license, do an inspection, fill out the appointment form and sign by the owner. Maosang, what are you doing here?"

"Woo!" I jumped up, turned around, and saw Sougo Okita standing behind me eeriely. "Why are you here?"

"I've been making preparations for raising a cat, so the pet hospital should find out in advance whether it's because Maosang just wanted to be neutered? What about your cat card and the owner's signature?"

"Well... there is always a way..." I took a few steps back, and suddenly rushed out from the door, and shouted at Tian: "Hijikata-san! Pay attention!" Immediately afterwards, a row of Shinsengumi members came Line up in front of me, a large net fell from the sky, I was shocked, grabbed the door frame like a jackie and swung up, hooked my feet on the window frame on the upper floor, rushed into that room, from the back of the house Roof ran out.

"Chasing!" Mr. Hijikata gave an order, and a large group of people started running underneath.He himself didn't keep up, and when he snatched the bazooka that Okita took out at some point, he was left behind.

A car sped up and stopped in front of it. The door opened, and Gui, who was already in a suit and leather shoes, suddenly came out. He climbed onto the roof and chased after me.Tooth white!Why did this guy show up!I have chased him before, I know how good this guy is, but now the offensive is reversed, I don't have the confidence to run past him at all!

"Don't worry, Chen Luodian, we won't hurt you, as long as you choose someone as the master, by the way, I don't care who you choose, because NTR is my interest!"

What indecent things are serious government officials yelling in the street!

"Chen Luodian, you don't have to think about finding a black workshop pet hospital anymore, because I have already ordered the Shinsengumi to pull them all out!"

I never once said that if I ran to the black workshop!I'm just intimidated by my own rut and you guys!

"It is for the sake of the pets that the pet shop sets the checkpoints so strictly. Some pets are still unable to judge right from wrong, and just toss their bodies indiscriminately at their age. At this time, the owner needs to make a correct judgment. .”

Why do you want to talk about pets like teenagers?How many people would go to the pet hospital to ask for neutered pets?I said, you are completely targeting me!It's all about me!

By the way, I forgot, did I go through the estrus period during the period when I was unconscious?Will no one take me to be sterilized?How on earth did you treat me at that time!When I change back into human form, I'm completely naked!

In front of me was a small labyrinth area composed of a bunch of low houses. I jumped down, turned back into a cat, and quickly jumped into a pile of firewood.The scent of osmanthus gradually faded away, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief. The firewood on my head suddenly loosened, and I saw Dingchun's huge nose sniffing around my head, and Yinsang showed a terrifying smile.

"Chen Luo, I found you."

I looked around, suddenly feeling hopeless.Hichikata-san and Okita blocked one intersection, Matsuyo and Takasugi blocked the other intersection, and Katsura and Kamui stood on the roofs on both sides. In my opinion, their expressions were horrific.

"Xiao Hei, didn't I ask you to go grocery shopping? Why did you go to the pet hospital?" Songyang smiled softly, but I felt that I was facing nothing.

Suddenly, I saw little Kagura sitting on Dingchun's back, and for a moment, there was light in my eyes again.I pounced on her, "Kagula sauce! You raise me! I choose you to be my master! Please, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I buried my face against her and rubbed, and rubbed, and so on...so big, so soft, so bouncy...

"...Yue, sister Yueyong, are you alright?"

I raised my head abruptly, and saw Yueyong whose face was already red as if on fire, and Qingta who was holding a bag of vegetables and looking at us nervously.

Why did Yue Yong pass by here just to buy groceries?

I hurriedly jumped off her Oppa, and was just about to apologize when I suddenly heard myself making a sound similar to a child crying.I froze for a moment, and before I could change back into a human form, a loud cry of a child came out of my mouth.Everyone around was taken aback for a moment, suddenly, Dingchun uttered a few low growls.

"Wash the motor! Catch the cats! Catch the cats!" Mr. Hijikata, Okita and Yinsang, who had learned from the past, hurriedly shouted, but it was too late, hundreds of wild cats suddenly appeared from various places, and sent out together. Sharp cry.

On that day, the TV station that heard the news captured an epic scene.The prime minister, the special armed police, the former terrorist leader, the current pirate leader and his sister, the former villain boss, the dog god, the vagrant and his glasses club members, the leader of the Yoshihara Momoka Self-Defense Force, the children involved inexplicably, drowned by cats, at a loss.

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