[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

There was only darkness around me, and I couldn't feel anything else, which reminded me of how I felt when I got into Elizabeth's mouth.I tried to yell, but no sound came out of my mouth.

Is this death?It feels no different from falling asleep except for thinking.Wait, by the way, is this death?I can think, but I can't see, hear, or feel anything. Is it so boring?Hey, don't do this, I'm going crazy!I will be so lonely!I will miss my group of Baga friends so much!

By the way, if I die, Songyang should die too.will he be hereHe is more afraid of loneliness than I am, I have to be with him.But in this kind of place, how can I find him?Could it be that he is by my side, but I can't feel him at all?Don't... I don't want to die like this!Be careful because I am too boring to come back to life and become the second void!

But... if I come back to life, those Baga should be very happy.Although they haven't said anything, not even the little Kagura who likes to be coquettish the most, but I know that they must want me to live.What was it like when I died?How is my body?Is someone crying for me?What will my funeral be like?Oh, I really should have written a suicide note in advance, and handed it over to those group of Baga to mess around, I really don't know what kind of big scene it will make.

Hmm... If I were to write a suicide note, how would I write it?I have no inheritance, just some clothes and accessories. I will let them keep those things well. It is best to make a safe and lock them. Don’t want to go back to the things that are handed over to me in this life.

I want to tell Yinsang to work hard, make sure that Xiao Kagile will have enough to eat, hand over the account book to Xin Baji, and stop drinking and betting on horses and playing pachinko.If you really don't want to give it to Xinbaji, pack up and get married as soon as possible. When you have a wife, you should be able to take responsibility.I believe in you, come on meow!

Mr. Hijikata, stick to quitting smoking to the end. I have worried more than once that your lungs will rot.Pay attention to rest when working, don't worry so much, the team members are very sensible and hardworking, and there are Kondo orangutans and Okita, so how about taking a vacation for yourself once in a while?

Okita... just correct your crooked personality, you were so cute when you were young, why did you change your face completely when you grow up?And don't always fight with little Kagura, I don't know how you can deal with such a cute little angel.If you want to fight, I recommend her brother Shenwei, I have personally done it, and the quality is guaranteed.

As for Kamui, if nothing unexpected, he should already be the Space One Piece.How does it feel to climb the peak?Have you met more strong men?Cannian, I can no longer go around with you to challenge, to be honest, sometimes I miss that time, but cooking for you is really troublesome, I really don't want to do it anymore.However, even if I think about it now, I can't continue cooking for you.

Does anyone have any news on Takasugi?How is he doing now?The beast in me has stopped roaring, but what about his?Songyang has already been liberated, so should he also be liberated?Let me tell him, my biggest wish for him is to see him laugh like a Baga again.As for how badass he is, let him recall how stupid he was in the Matsushita private school, and he will understand.If you still feel that you can't let go, go and fight Yinsang, be careful not to kill him, I can't receive guests now.

Gui... After thinking about it for so long, I don't know what to say to you, because you are a hopeless bastard, and every chat makes me feel so sad and angry that I want to bump my head to death.The old country is gone, now is a brand new world, you should have got rid of your identity as a patriot and started to form a new country.What kind of country will it be?I'm really curious... Remember, don't bring your stupidity into it like you did when you were a patriot, or the country will collapse again soon.

Xiao Kagura, I kept you until the end, not because I don't like you, but because I really like you so much, I want to leave the biggest space for you.But when I got here, I didn't know what to say to you. We have always walked together and talked about the latest topics.How is Edo these days?How is everyone?Has it changed back to the chaotic but happy life it was before?Did the Kondo orangutan catch up with Miao?Has Baihua found a new mascot?How is Grandma Dengshi's shop?Did Yinsang fill you up?Did Okita and Kamui bully you?Are you laughing?If you are smiling, everything must be fine. If I see you smiling, I must be smiling too.

Fortunately, I didn't write a suicide note. If I had to write one, I'm afraid I'll never finish it.I had so much to say, so many unfulfilled wishes, and I gave it up, I gave up my future for these guys' futures.So, when I'm alone in the endless darkness, you all have to give me a good laugh, so that my efforts are not in vain, understand?

A ray of light suddenly appeared before the eyes, and then the light gradually became stronger, illuminating the entire space.I blinked.Am I going to live again?No, I should be completely cold, then this must be the entrance to some kind of hell, I didn't expect such a world to exist after death.

Then, I saw Songyang's face.He lifted me up to eye level, looked at me with a smile, and said, "You're still alive."

etc!Isn't this the first sight I've seen since I became conscious?what's going on?I read the file again?Or am I dreaming a long dream?Don't... don't play with me like this!

Songyang looked at me for a while, hugged me in his arms, and walked in one direction.A small courtyard appeared in the field of vision, and a plaque was nailed to the wooden door frame, with the four characters "Matsuxia Village School" written on it.So far, everything has been exactly the same as back then.

White teeth!Tooth white, hello!what is happening?Isn't it time for you to go out in Songyang next time, and then lead a curly white kid home?Hello!I just think about it!Songyang, don't go!You don't really want to pick one up, do you?

Mr. Hijikata appeared behind Songyang, but it's okay...what a shit!What's the situation?Why did Mr. Hijikata appear with Matsuyo?In the same frame across eras?What time is it now?In the end what happened?

"Fortunately, she's still alive, nothing happened. I thought she was going to die in Yoshiwara this time." Songyang picked me up and handed it to Mr. Hijikata, "Maybe Tsukiyong-san is not that angry. Otherwise, she doesn't have Altana's protection now, she is just an ordinary kitten, and a single kunai hit is enough to kill her."

Hijikata-san gave me a hard nod on the forehead with a worried look on his face. "This guy is really capable of making trouble. He actually went to harass that woman. How could I not know that she likes Oupai so much!"

"Probably because it's still a kitten, so I like to step on milk. Cannian, there is no suitable partner here. At most, I will ask Yinshi to give up her hair and sharpen her claws." Songyang looked worried, "Hey, what should I do? She has almost offended all the girls with breasts she knew before, and the ones without breasts have also been offended by being rejected."

"It would be fine if he was just trampled down by a kitten. I don't know when this guy will turn into a human again. I don't know how many times the Shinsengumi has received reports of female perverts."

etc!What are they talking about?Is that me?Did I do something so insane?Eh--? !I admit that I really like Oupai, it is because I like to step on milk when I was young, but I have always been very restrained and disciplined!I will not do such a crazy thing!God!How should I meet people!

I jumped out of Mr. Hijikata's hand and ran outside. As soon as I ran to the door, I saw Okita running towards me with a grinning face. I turned around and jumped over the wall. Gui stared at me with big eyes. . "Standby here." I turned around and ran down the floor, only to see Kamui with eyes like light bulbs smiling at me; I hurried into the room, where Takasugi was kneeling in front of the low table, wiping his beloved knife; Running to the back door, Yinsang led Xiao Kagura and Xin Baji like setting up a dragon gate, waiting for me to throw myself into a trap.I go!Why on earth did they all appear here!

"Xiao Hei, keep running."

Meow--!The hair all over my body exploded, looking at Matsuyo and Hijikata-san who appeared behind me with terrifying smiles.I wilted, drooped my tail, and muttered something in a low voice. "Sorry to bother you."

"Yeah!" Little Kagura suddenly jumped up, and gave Shinhachi a high-five.Songyang picked me up and patted my head, "Welcome back, Xiao Hei."

It took me a long time to find out that Songyang knew that I was back when he picked me up and saw my eyes start to move. The reason they went out was to arrange this prank. They said that on purpose. Just to tease me.

"Song—yang—!" I wanted to scratch him angrily, but he pinched my paw.

"But it's true that you sexually harassed Yue Yongsang, and more than once. Why? Why does Xiao Hei like her Oppai so much? Is there something unique about her Oppai? People don't know about Oppai. Are they all the same? Both men and women have Oppai, but they are of different sizes, Xiao Hei, you have Oppai yourself, but why do you want to harass other people’s Oppai..."

"Stop! I was wrong, I was wrong, stop talking about Opie!...I know, I will apologize." I froze again.